Makes you think.
http://www.football365.com/news/are-england-too-thick-to-win-anything
Footballers are stupid all over the world, it has nothing to do with winning tournament. Although it's probably a valid case that English player have lesser tactical understanding than say Italians, that doesn't have much to do with how educated in world affairs you are.
Island inbreeding leads to birth defects and mental retardation
>>69531120
>>69530736
>Football365
>John Nicholson
>Muh rock and roll era references
>Muh captain hindsight analysis
>Muh shitty book shilling
>Muh reformed vegan lifestyle
Just kys now OP
>>69531120
But how do you explain Portugal though? Average IQ 93, 5% of the country functionally illiterate.
>>69531293
>upset moosenigger
Lovely.
>>69530736
No, English players are too scared to death of media hatchet jobs like this to win.
>>69531120
but that doesnt explain Iceland
>>69531374
Better to be a based moosebro than be cucked by Europe and ruled by a woman.
>Careful now britbong slave, I be monitoring your activities.
>>69531154
Only proves my point, TSUUnaldo comes from Madeira island
>>69531363
>Average IQ 93, 5% of the country functionally illiterate.
>5%
LOL more like 30% or more, lots of people don't even finish high school
Newer generations only look increasingly dumber and clueless, our education is complete shit too
>>69531688
>our education is complete shit
Failed to enter (a good) university did you?
>>69531419
have you seen Bjork, she looks like she's missing a chromosome somewhere
>>69531586
>and ruled by a woman
You are
>>69531711
>Failed to enter (a good) university did you?
No, I didn't need high grades anyway
and I was speaking about primary and secundary public education, not higher learning (of which many degrees are worthless though)
>>69531767
hana haruna?
![Jonsi%20Birgisson%20Bought%20Zoo%20Premiere%20Inside%20_ELDn5PjTJPl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nEV94Tw.jpg "Jonsi%20Birgisson%20Bought%20Zoo%20Premiere%20Inside%20_ELDn5PjTJPl[1].jpg")
>>69531714
mfw
>>69530736
Maybe that explains why they never move abroad? They're simply too dumb to handle the unfamiliar environment.
>>69531902
It's because they can earn more in the PL, play in the most popular league in the world and stay close to their friends and families without having to learn a new language and adapt to a different culture
>>69530736
>Are English players too thick to win?
Yes, they definitely are. Most of them have a piss poor understanding of football tactics and can't operate outside of tactically rigid, water-carrier roles in teams where the heavy lifting is done by foreign superstars.
James fucking Milner was the Englishman with the most assists in the Premier League last season. Following him in 2nd and 3rd place were inconsistent youngsters like Delli Ali and Ross Barkley.
>yfw Chiellini has a degree in economics
>>69532046
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/harry-kanes-comments-brexit-compared-giorgio-chiellinis-laughable/
dat girth though
>>69531120
>I are the bongest
>>69532278
It's honestly not too different with handegg recently either
QB is probably the one position you divegrass fans could appreciate, and lately there's been a serious dearth of talent there too
Lots of stiffs who can't adapt their game plan to the slightest wrench thrown in there.
Black quarterbacks have unironically had some of the most success at the position recently, because they're at least semi-unpredictable and can make things happen with their legs as a second option
>>69532430
m8, mobile quarterbacks are having success because rule changes mean defenses HAVE to focus inequitably on passing
>>69532194
who?
>>69531586
Better to be ruled by a Conservative woman who wants to cut immigration than a liberal homosexual douchebag who performs acts of national humiliation on a daily basis.
>>69531586
You shouldn't talk about other nations being cucked.
>>69533980
this
>>69530736
Obviously. Most other footballers have had to play/lve in other countries, learn another language - it's prove to develop your brain. The grim reality is we're a bunch of inbred, racist, morons who have very little clue about anything
>>69530736
Let's stop making excuses. The current crop is simply shit. With a new talented manager, England may be able to pull an Italy and squeeze out every bit of potential from these manbabbies. Just look at Belgium, Most talent in the tournament, but our manager is wilmong.
>tfw lelgium englel dual nationality
Maybe the are not dumb per se, but they sure are tactically ignorant, all english football revolves around physicality and not tactics or tecnique, that's why you cant produce mangers either.
>>69539292
>The current crop is simply shit
Not like you had much succes with your golden generation either
>>69539308
>Wilmots
It is simply his fault, no two ways about it
>>69539325
i was talking about England, Belgium did get fucked up by Willmots, even if i think some of theyr players are overrated (still should have beaten us, or Whales tho)
>>69531941
>>69531902
It's actually because nobody wants your fucking jokes of players.
>>69539292
>its-its just the manager!!!
>>69533980
>If you kill your enemies, they win
So Hitler won the World war after all?
>>69539392
>more talent than Germany
>arguably better team on paper
>Not the manager
wew lad enough spee for you today
Is this another laugh at England thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>“I know someone who worked at a top-flight club, he’d been to a Monet exhibition and mentioned this in passing one day, and one English player thought he meant it was an exhibition of money! He’d never heard of the painter. Apparently, a couple of his European teammates were astonished at this, took the mick, which made the English lad really defensive and it opened up a bit of a rift from then on. That’s probably an extreme situation but it is indicative of a big strand of English football culture.”
aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
tbqh most footballers are very stupid
Just pull a france and Belgium did, import a few million africans from old colonies. Then you can have the very english Kante, Mane, Sahko, etc etc etc. Cause as everyone knows those are classic euro names.
England is full of chokers that's why. It's simple desu. Even vardy choker without MAHREZ to feed him the ball. Just rashford doesn't turn into a faggot over the years.
>>69539425
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>69539425
> >more talent than Germany
> >arguably better team on paper
w-what
>>69539513
English delusion at its finest
>i don't get why we lose constantly, we're so fucking talented!
>>69539513
>>69539500
talking about belgium, not england
>>69530736
British academies focus on promoting physical ability of young players, assuming that the intelligence to play the game effectively will naturally develop with age.
It doesn't Most players with major mental flaws in their game never fix them, while speed and strength etc. are much easier to improve through a player's mid-twenties.
On the continent most academies changed to nurture bright players that can read the game decades ago (Cruyff at Barca ended their policy of only keeping on kids that would reach 6'0 tall).
>>69539519
>yfw probably everyone laught about him at Euro 96 Semi against England
>yfw he scored the undeserved 1-1 and later we btfo the Englels in Benuldys and win the tourney
atleast the Queen was happy this day...
>>69533980
>british
>likes theresa may
>using words like "douchebag"
literally kill yourself
>>69530736
Lampard is a genius isn't he?
>>69539804
A few GCSEs makes him a relative genius in terms of British footballers.
>>69539824
Like isn't he part of MENSA?
>>69531688
it appears that you've got feelings/frustrations mixed into this opinion. I don't think I'll trust this post.
I might as well declare you an idiot.
>>69531293
>reformed vegan lifestyle
there's one guy I can trust,
vegans are simply ethically superior.
>>69539421
No, Hitler killed his enemies and lost, which proves his point.
>>69539292
>Belgium, Most talent in the tournament
Uuhhh
You okay there buddy?
