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>>69527539
>tfw
At least I'm first in this nightmare group. Apparently I wasn't first if it was a goalless draw (1-1 draw vs Atletico at home).
>>69527622
>no "normieisms leads to everyone getting b&"
Anyone know what league has the lowest average PA at the start of the game?
>Only lose 2-0
>My 16 year old regen had a 7.1 performance
>tfw Mourinho's United have turned the EPL into a one club league
I hope this doesn't happen irl.
>>69527680
Of the default db? Haven't checked but I'd imagine Indonesia or one of the other Asian nations
>first two images are my creations
this feeling... it must be pride.
current mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
>>69527622
I've gone on holiday every single game for two seasons straight
rate
Does anyone, other than let's players I suppose (although who wants to watch FM let's plays?), actually use the whole social media plug in thing? Seems like turning the autism to 11 to tell the entire planet just how many hours you just spent on the preseason alone.
>>69527808
0/10
use the Instant Result mod instead
>>69527843
>(although who wants to watch FM let's plays?)
you'd be surprised, many in here are guilty of watching a recent let's play livestream.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69527843
>letting people know how autistic you are
I wouldnt recommend it
>>69527861
I thought you didn't want to be bullied anymore Mitch?
>>69527861
>you'd be surprised, many in here are guilty of watching a recent let's play livestream.
A livestream would make more sense, because they have some level of audience participation and interaction.
>Lucas scored a goal
THE END IS NIGH
>>69527984
YESSSSSSSSSSS
>>69527949
please do not call me by that name again.
>>69527984
>Fleetwood
Found his level
>>69528019
only took 2 ACL destructions
And I splurge for a regen once again. Was gonna turn 19 in January and Fullham would've signed him if I had waited for him to decide due to EPLEL money.
>>69528072
Too bad his Vision is a bit low, would've made a decent RPM.
>>69528019
>tfw not sure if he is playing for or against them
>>69528012
That can be arranged, what would you like?
>shitter complains about lack of first team football
>start him in the next game
>gets a red card
>gets injured 2 days later for 7 months
Good fucking riddance, thanks Miles.
>>69528182
Cuck Norris
>>69528198
The story I had with this lad.
>"Boss boss, I know I've had my arm and legs broken in five places, but sure you make me start again when I'm back right? RIGHT?"
>>69528237
Does he keep falling asleep in tumble dryers or something?
>>69528212
>>69528212
Aight Match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeClSARRBrw
>>69528264
The annoying thing is that he kept picking up annoying injuries. Not minor stuff like flu and not quite the stuff that sidelines you for months like cruciate ligaments, broken feet or shit like that. Each time he comes back he twists his ankle or knee and he's out for weeks.
>>69528237
His poor ribs
>this guy is in charge of our foreign affairs
Who will win Euro 2072, hosted in Scotland & Wales?
>>69528295
It is scary. Feels like we're living in an episode of The Thick of It
>>69528312
I've thought this too, a Thick of it series dealing with brexit would be amazing
>>69528295
>we literally have a Brexit Secretary
>>69528312
Boris in charge would have been even more insane
I dunno what is it with UK regens, but all their CA/PA points is going straight into physicals and there's never ever anything left for Mentals or Tekkers. I don't recall Ashley Cole being like that; that said the EPLEL also rates Évra so...
What does trb stand for?
>>69528439
talking right bollocks
>>69528439
the retarded butters
>>69528439
Team Related Banter.
>>69528439
Those Rude Boys
>>69528439
trollball
African players are just the worst aren't they?
Always jetting off for international duty at inconvenient times, no loyalty, always want an insane amount of money. Just fuck off bro.
>>69528439
tits r best
>>69528540
>always want an insane amount of money
Applies to every player that comes from EPLEL due to the money in the league.
>>69528408
The fact that he got outmaneuvered and had to not run to be PM but now gets a senior position from which he can easily launch a campaign after May has had her term whilst being kept relatively clear of the potential shitstorm that will come from her choosing either to trigger or not trigger article 50 is exactly what is most like The Thick of It. Just reeks of him getting protected so he can be put in charge in a few years while promoting someone senior to be a scapegoat for the inevitable shitstorm after which they can just retire or go to a smaller role with no significant damage to the party or people perceived to be its upcoming stars.
>>69528552
This
>28 seats
>>69528566
qt nordic players are the best.
>>69528577
>£2.1m for 28 seats
I'm sorry, how the fuck does a goalkeeper get injured this often?
>>69528594
>He doesn't treat his fans to a luxury throne each
>>69528552
Can't argue with that
>>69528439
tactics, retardedness, booze
>I'm going to wait until you have made an offer
>>69528577
>>69528594
>undersoil heating
wonder if such small seat additions improve stadium condition
>>69528594
>>69528577
>undersoil heating
>Selling rejects
I swear Russian clubs will sign any foreigner.
>>69528635
I dunno why this triggers people so much, I just offer them what they are already on or a decent raise if they are already on peanuts and have developed into someone clearly quite important for the team. If they accept that is great and they rarely get pissed off because the offer isn't a massive insult and from there you can just negotiate as normal. Only time it is a problem is if they're old and may be due for a drop in wages but usually by that point you should be getting rid anyway.
>>69528428
>Hibs mentioned
Pretty good comeback effort.
Will kek if Trencin get raped in the 2nd leg and go out having been 4-0 up on aggregate at one point.
>>69528736
how does one country get two teams in the 2nd round of CL?
>>69528753
Not sure, thought a Russian like yourself might know.
>>69528753
Is a 0-0 draw at home to Astana good or bad?
>>69528753
Dunno if you're maymaying, but
>(Slo)
>(Svk)
And indeed, I don't think it's possible if FM happens, perhaps, to be a decent reference. The second team will be straight into group phase.
>Meanwhile, in the post-Wilmots era...
>>69528805
better than I expected
worse than what >we could've gotten
1-0 on CCCs, so a bit disappointing, although glad to have survived a shitty start to the 2nd half unscathed
if only the manager realised he can put all the yugo midfielders on the pitch
>>69528823
maymaying
>>69528823
>Dunno if you're maymaying
Its post like this that remind me that our claims to autism are jokes but at least one guy in here definitely has it
Squeaky bum time incoming
A bit annoying to get this much money desu. This is probably the part where the game becomes boring, for me at least.
>my highest paid player is on £12k a week
>I can now offer £78k a week wages
This is a repeat of my first ever knockout round 3 seasons ago. I haven't gotten past that round ever since. And it isn't good news: for some reason, Torino became one of the new superpowers in Italian football.
>>69528898
play an FM before the big money deals to avoid this
>>69528898
>>69528924
Better not manage in PL 2bh. Too easy.
>>69528898
>£78k a week wages
Yeah but that 2022 money
>>69527568
>Absolution
>part of the Hitman series
>>69528935
But the ride from the Conference North/South to the PL is the most fun. So many promotions
FUCK
well done lads
>>69529207
>6.4
>5.8
>6.4
>6.1
>5.5 (!)
Fined, all of them. Raises their Work Rate and/or Determination.
>>69529207
>>69529230
And two weeks for Artur Sniec. Seriously, 4.6?
>>69529230
>>69529239
their job was to get us through to the half final and they did it :^)
>>69528567
You need to break up your sentences more. This reads like a Russell Brand episode
Probably a tough thing to ask with 14 Long Throws.
>>69529347
Or like a Zero Punctuation episode.
>121 days to next match
The trials of international management...
>>69529453
Make that 52 days.
>this motherfuckers positions
>set up transfer status to reject all bids below asking price
>30 team's stingy as fuck bids rejected
>players aren't pissy
>i hold onto players
that's certainly easier than i thought it would be.
2nd in the league and won the FA Cup. Not a bad first season.
>>69528290
stop chatting shit about me you fucker
Why can my keeper play up front?
>>69529525
Most goals and most assists. Zaha was highest rating though on 7.5
>Diaz still banging em in at 39 at WB
>>69529584
i mean you're signing players from the welsh lower leagues. lower league lads can play anywhere.
SI really needs to step up their quality here.
>>69529613
>not allowed inside the house
???
do you run a farm
M E M E
can we not talk about dogs pls
>>69529668
>Anis
heheheh
>4 star German starting RB gets his release clause triggered by Buyern
>have to buy the German second choice RB who is clearly worse at a shitty 11.5M profit I didn't even need
>>69529672
>>69529724
>I'm a lazy bitch so the doggo has to stay outside
sporting probably the biggest rivalry i ever had, too bad henrique fucked it up for them this year
>>69529724
>French work ethic
>tfw he has a £13 mil release clause and I really don't want him to be poached
Should've offered him a new deal at the end of the season before the budgets were inflated
>mfw I could sign Saido Berahino in his prime
Would be on mega wages, but still funny to think that I could get a well known player still in his prime
>>69529773
lol
>>69529846
He's not worth 13m
>>69529870
>>69529846
at least you have money to spend. winter transfer window at Napoli has me with £6.7mm to spend...but no wage budget available to spend.
>>69529773
What happened to Porto?
fuck this dumb game
>>69529876
>>69529940
hi Aliaks
>>69529940
>>69529940
Why does the Feyenoord team have more South Americans than Dutchmen
>>69529923
they had the best team a couple years ago but sold them all of and not replacing them, they just finnish 5th or so every year
meanwhile sporting has double my wages and their ai managed to score 41 goals
>>69529751
>>69529836
>Having to clean after a dumb animal consistently
Bunch of chucks. Anyway, see you in 3 days at best. :^)
>>69529988
>dumb animal
you deserve more than a 3
Back in the saddle again lads, here's my youths, who deserves to be the breakout this year?
They're all American
MDLULI
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>>69529961
they buy them for 5 million a pop
>>69530031
I think Kostas Fortounis deserves a run out.
>>69530044
While it looks like a great team, that's incredibly unrealistic. At the very least, richer foreign clubs should poach them after a few seasons
>>69530052
As this is my U18s, I'm doing a background check as I believe he is lying about his age.
Do regens cut their hair/grow beards in FM16? My beautiful long haired baby boy now has an ugly buzzcut, is it a bug?
>16 years without a good intake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>69530079
the dutch are hoarding them all, ajax, vvv, and NEC are full of goats
>>69530093
yes, over time they change their hair
I lel'd when I saw this. He's also been their manager since 2016
>>69530104
>not just going for rare flags instead
My last intake with Norwich in 13 had a player from Hong Kong and Macau. I should have stuck around longer to make them domestic GOATs.
How do you rename a stadium without the use of an editor? Does the lnc file method still work?
offered this guy 150k a week and he still chose feyenoord
Uh...
what's the best way to holiday through a lot of seasons quickly but without compromising on database size (and GOAT regen potential)?
I want to start a new save and holiday (unemployed of course) through until 2025-30, then I start my career. I want the game to maintain a lot of players for my perusal but obviously the more nations/leagues I have loaded the slower it'll be.
Should I just start a small game for the pacey wenger processing times and then use Add/Remove Leagues to bump up the player count a few years before I'm ready to start managing?
>>69530670
don't use a toaster to holiday
don't skimp on leagues while holidaying
Would you sell for 5m? I'm not sure if he's going to hit his potential.
Grujic a future GOAT
>>69530782
Any slav from Slipperpool a GOAT.
>>69530782
Viera II
>>69530768
imo, no
>>69530816
Any under-21 that plays 1 game for Liverpoo a future GOAT
>>69530782
>look up name
>find liverpool echo article on him
>recommended articles: "Hillsborough families react to Colin Murray quitting talkSPORT job"
Not even making it up, what the fuck?
>>69530849
I'm just not sure he can get the gametime given my CBs are a strong area on the pitch, and he has to compete with this motherfucker.
>>69530907
don't forget about Stan Collymore la
>>69530907
>"Hillsborough families react to Colin Murray quitting talkSPORT job"
#JFTColinMurray
>>69530907
Should be a youtube series.
>>69531151
>every episode ends with a teary rendition of YNWA and sepia footage of dead loved ones
>>69530907
>wanting to work for the Murdoch empire
>4-0 up, cruising, enemy team hasn't had a shot
>captain CB scored a last minute own goal
what a top class bloke, doesn't even want his clean sheet bonus
Lucky is so based.
>>69531662
post that back line
>>69531696
From this distance I can almost see a football match occurring
https://youtu.be/omMPd-PEP6k
>RB Salzburg wears a RB Lepizig shirt in match
>tfw no quarter-final match up against Rwanda
https://twitter.com/Coral/status/753288156418486272
>Klopp
Is this chap only reluctant to sign because he's only been at his club for less than a season, or is he just calling my club shit?
>>69528624
>Kat D
Any of you people listened to scHoolboy q his new album?
>>69532473
nah, but Sacrilegious is one of my favorite songs ever.
i need a fun team to manage, plz help
>>69532505
well begin listening to it chilly
>>69532473
I've never been much of a Q fan, but "Blessed" featuring Kendrick Lamar is fantastic.
Have you ever listened to Isaiah Rashad? Newest signing on Q's parent label. Excellent stuff desu.
>>69532473
Listened to it for a bit on my way to work this morning, was really digging it but only made it to after the Vince Staples song.
>>69532457
Is this your kid HC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc
>>69532601
ahh listen to the rest its very good
also did you see the rappers react to it video lel
>>69532585
havent 2bh, have listened to kendrick and schoolboy mostly with every now and then something from black hippy
Is it too late for CAH?
>>69532537
Lincoln Red Imps
SEC SPEED
>>69532537
Montreal Impact or Toronto FC with Canada NT
>>69532623
Yea will listen to it fully on my way home within the next few days, commute to work is only 30 min hence why it got cut short but will always have the option to listen to it fully on the way home. Was really digging it so will get around to it shortly, tons of concerts going on in the city so head is a bit more scatterbrained on what to listen to.
>>69532695
Looks like an LSU safety, nice.
>>69532537
Celtic, they are a semi-pro team but decent
my right wingback is going to be the PotS for us. fuuuuuck sake.
WHY
Is this guy worth £17.5 mil and £56k a week wages?
Bearing in mind he'd be paid more than double my next highest earner. Would be pretty cool if my little club snagged one of City's starters.
>>69533104
please for the love of god dont
>>69533104
Oh and I should add that I've done quite a bit of scouting and there really aren't that many great left backs about. This guy would be my back-up option, obviously for a lot less and on a far smaller wage.
>Dynamo has a -15 goal differential after 3 games in the CL
That's embarrassing.
>>69533205
Not if you've seen Houston play this year
>>69533095
>Pen 120+1
did someone tell him he should've waited till after the end of extra time to take it?
He hatched from a 10 km egg.
I think it's a sign
>>69533476
forgot pic
>>69533476
>ozil hatched from an egg
seems about right
>>69532601
Last time I checked my oldest son can't even took a bath on his own never mind making a rap music.
>>69533537
Gonna name him Ozil, thanks for the suggestion
>>69533534
>still no 10km eggs
sync a couple of those up to hatch with a lucky egg and I'm pretty sure that's an instant level up
>>69533611
but that's a terrible way to use a lucky egg
>>69533622
>>69533611
Best thing to do is to pop egg when they're 9.8, run like hell and hope you still have enough time to run gyms and portals. Even then, lucky eggs suck (imo).
>>69533656
but that's also clearly wrong.
>>69533622
I know 5km eggs get way more EXP than 2km eggs so I figured the EXP boost increased proportionally
so far I used both of my lucky eggs at the park that has tons of stops and evolved as many Pokemon as I could before the timer ran out
>>69533706
>evolved as many Pokemon as I could
There we go. Save up 45-50, and do nothing but evolve for 30 minutes.
>>69533656
>>69533669
What the hell is the appeal of this game? Played the gameboy game and watched the cartoon but I really dont understand whats with this thing? You just take random pictures to capture pokemon right? Why are people going crazy.
well.
>>69533741
for me it's an excuse to go out for a walk. I already went out for walks anyway but now instead of listening to music I catch Pokemon.
>>69533732
does it matter what level, or can I evolve Rattata for 30 mintes?
>>69533741
It's a pedometer that rewards you instead of lying and telling you you did a good job losing weight. Other than that it's just fun to throw shit at 3d pictures
>>69533777
if you have a Pokemon that is about to evolve into a Pokemon you didn't already have, the boost is even bigger(1000x2). You'll definitely want to wait to evolve those if you're going to use a lucky egg, otherwise it's 500 x 2 whether you're evolving a Horsea or a Pidgey or a Wartortle if you already have their respective evolutions.
>>69533741
Go back to your alcohol, old man.
>Whats with this thing
It's the closest to an IRL Pokemon game that normies have been asking for for years. It's kind of shit at doing that though, incredibly shallow game mechanics and definitely aimed at the casual as fuck audience who will play for 15 minutes a day.
>You just take random pictures to capture pokemon right
It's a touch more complicated than that, but it essentially comes down to swiping your finger on your smartphone to toss a virtual pokeball at a pokemon.
>Why are people going crazy
Pokemon is the entry level of 'le I'm so nerdy xD look at me', and since the only requirement is a somewhat recent smart phone almost everyone has access to it.
>>69533777
Nice digits.
All evolutions give the same xp from what I've seen. Rattata is actually meh since it takes 25 candy instead of 12 like Caterpie, Weedle, and Pidgy.
Don't spend stardust at all. You will catch better shit in 2-3 levels than upgrading until you're bankrupt now. Most important things to spend coins on are item backpack expansions, only other decent things are lures and those can be mooched from people playing with their credit cards.
>>69534039
it's a nice AR game and, for now, a shit Pokemon game. There are features they can still add to make it a game that actually resembles Pokemon, like NFC battles or transferring Pokemon to your Pokemon Bank.
it's sort of like Hyrule Warriors, it's a good but completely unrelated game with a coat of paint.
>>69534308
>There are features they can still add to make it a game that actually resembles Pokemon
Coming Winter 2019™ if we are familiar with Niantic.
deffo not a big match for us next. no way.
>>69534335
I'm still waiting for Niantic to acknowledge my neighborhood actually exists.
>>69534365
That likely means there were no Ingress players in your area (read: you can blame yourself for no pokemon in your house.)
>>69534386
Nah, the neighborhood is relatively new. So its just green
>>69534365
>tfw Pokemon Go tells me somebody used a lure module nearby dimly lit church at 1 AM
>>69533777
>>69533771
>>69534039
>Go back to your alcohol, old man.
Oh I am! I guess I kinda get it a little better now just have never been a collector. I liked getting neat/cute pokemon and then turn based gameplay but never wanted to catch em all. Just a bit surprised at the phenomenon as I walk to get away from screens rather than continuously look at them.
>>69534348
>get suspended for big match
Haha, now I can't underperform!
Wew lad, sure was nice to play about with all that new money.
>>69534386
Thanks for the info Kem, you're now a Flareon.
>tfw everyone else choking
seriously thought it would be 0 points this year after seeing that group, but now even refball by juve can't stop the Goal Goblin
>>69535003
>the city of Borussia
>>69535003
There's too many memes in that picture for me to even begin listing. Just daft.
>>69535003
>>69535375
Is Conteball the reverse Bennyball?
Taking bets lads, will it be USA USA USA or Glorious Nippon?
where did it all go so wrong?
>>69535639
Muh total footbawl.
This is the expected outcome of his MCFC tenure desu
>>69535603
>USA
>implying it won't be Toronto as the host city
>>69535603
Melbourne.
>>69535663
Can't. The Argos won't let it happen :^)
>>69535659
also pls notice who sacked him
>>69535639
JUSTed compilation when?
>>69535773
no JUST here
>>69535831
>3 physio
I guess after breaking so many shins, you know how to heal them.
>>69535773
>best defender in Europe in 2016 irl can't break through at Swansea
>>69535847
>pop pills
>drink heavily
>ice it for "medical" reasons
Pepe best physio
>tfw great youth strikers that score in bunches for their NT
>tfw they're not CFs
Why must you torment me so RNGeesus
>>69536013
>tfw goat young strikers
>tfw CFs
>tfw have to run a 3 Striker formation for playtime
>6th season at the club
>finally promoto to first team player
>get injured
>>69536326
retrain them into goalscoring IFs
>>69536404
man he is the same height as me, what do you play him as?
>>69536414
Got 1 that is accomplished as AM and Left IF and the other as RF. Dont know what I should do with the 4th
>>69536419
def mid, shame about his passing but i cant be too picky with the money im bleeding
>>69536449
sometimes I tend to go for a bruiser in the midfield
>be losing 3-1 at half time
>make some tactical changes for the second half
>score 2 goals in 2 minutes
>they score the minute after
FUCK.
>FCD getting memed on by Seattle to the tune of 5 goals
3 more and I'll have nothing to be ashamed about
lads...
>>69536875
roberto....
>recently starting at FM
>play 4 games
>three losses
>one draw
>zero wins
y-you were shit too when you started, r-right?
>>69537147
I'm still shit now mate
Sometimes I get lucky and find a tactic that works but most of the time I fail halfway and go back to a Chelsea save
this is my 5th FM
How do I Portugal my way to Champions League glory?
>>69537147
Aye. Managed Everton my first season, got 18 draws in my first (and only) season. Somehow just managed to get the lowest Europa League spot but couldn't participate because I'd spent too much money and broken the FFP rules, so (spoilers) I quit.
>already eliminated from the local cup
>put my rotation team
>get a win
...
>>69537374
If you're still unsure about which player is good for your squad, try hiring an assistant with Judging Player Potential and Abilities above 15.
>>69537347
>How do I Portugal my way to Champions League glory?
rigid
counter
deep line
stand off
have pacey frontline and a supersub
>>69535003
it keeps happening
>>69537595
F
Rip pacebabby winger
why when I'm managing sassuolo I get far more often than usual the "referee came under fire today as he seemed to be more than favorable to [not my team] with his calls today". I'm definitely not imagining this, with some teams I've managed I've wondered why it's the other way around
>>69532537
El Tanque Sisley
Gonna be a thriller boys
If, in a real life game of football (inb4 ">game") you had 5 or 6 players totally surround the ball and simply moved it, as if it were a marble stuck under a glass, into the opposing teams goal, would they all be immediately booked and told to stop, or would you be the GOAT who changed the nature of football more than Johan Cruyff? himself
>>69538156
Had a bet with my mate over this before.
>Law 12 - Fouls and Misconduct.
>An indirect free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if, in the opinion of the referee, a player: [...] impedes the progress of an opponent
Actually lads, would you start this guy?
>>69538214
or this guy?
every. fucking. year. PSG and Barca on the way to the final
I had completely forgotten how lame it is to manage a small club.
Is it even possible to convince players to change their minds? I've never been able to do that.
>>69538506
>Is it even possible to convince players to change their minds?
no
>comes on in the 66th minute to replace another player injured by dortmund
>concedes pen in the 67th when he pushes someone over for no reason when a corner was going far to high to be dangerous
>sent off in 69th minute for two footed tackle from behind
time to pay denbts greek man
>>69538221
The old one is still better but I'd play the frenchie in hope that he develops some more.
G O A T
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>>69538586
hi butters
>>69538957
Oh, hey there Marq
