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7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/17: Professional Shooto 7/17 - Asuka vs Sawada
7/17: Submission Underground - Shields vs Henderson
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
News:
>Faber-Rivera added to UFC 203
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/13/12172532/ufc-203-urijah-faber-vs-jimmie-rivera-set-for-sept-10-cleveland-mma
>Lawler defends DC's performance at UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/13/12167126/robbie-lawler-on-daniel-cormiers-ufc-200-performance-he-did-what-he
Conor McGregor
Sakuraba is god
>not shut up mom edition
Cruz is my boy, who cares if he has no friends
will anybody ever top his movement?
Schaub
>>69527099
RARE
So since no one actually gives a shit about tonight's card meme magic will probably make it card of the year right?
>>69527116
Macedonia is always here lad
>>69527116
No it isnt, faglord
>>69527119
there's a card on tonight? wtf
>>69527124
>>69527128
>being this new
>mfw someone says a cuss word
>>69527116
that brown guy has been here forever
>>69527116
back to /asp/
What's the name of that bald black fighter with a beard?
>>69527135
>>69527116
get BTFO goof
>>69527156
brendan shaub
>>69527156
MC Ride
>>69527156
Schaub
>>69527124
>>69527128
>>69527152
>>69527153
>>69527165
it's a meme you dips
If USADA knew Jon's test from back in June was suspect, why didn't they alert the UFC and let them know what was happening and that there's a potential chance he tests positive?
From what I understand once they find something's up, that's when they go into the more in depth tests which is why the final results took so long to come back. Why not let poor lad Dana know?
>>69527076
Nice timing on the OP, fuckface
>>69527186
>>69527140
>le ebin rare im so bunneh XD
Fuck off you homo
>>69527099
I will
Http://Webmshare.com/ZBoxd
>>69527204
THE MEMES EVOLVES
>>69527189
they didn't know back in June and USADA doesn't do the testing themselves.
>>69527186
Stay BTFO, fagball
>>69527197
>>69527206
wasn't me who did it but thanks for the yous ya goofs
>mfw rogan said Conor had top jiu jitsu
How many UFC fighters have committed suicide?
>/asp/ is still here
>>69527244
>it wasnt me i was just being a retard defending another retard
Even more pathetic, hang yourself
>>69527263
>say something fucking stupid
>be surprised when you get BTFO by multiple people
>>69527264
says the retard who fed the troll
>>69527250
>Not expecting Rogan to say retarded things
When will Stann save us?
>>69527258
conor is on his way after august 20th
>>69527280
>being this mad over an /sp/ meme
wew lad maybe this semen slurping board aint for you lad
>>69527281
>i was only trolling guys!!!
Kill yourself
>>69527260
My sides
>>69527289
I like Stann but robot commentary is no good
>>69527302
>being this mad you got BTFO
who ever smelt it dealt it haha
>>69527170
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>69527305
wasn't me senpai. just calling retards retards for giving the guy the yous he wanted
>>69527263
Agreed, you should leave and stop being an unfunny aspie who says stupid shit
>>69527170
Can you not
>>69527195
holy shit i'm kekking my ass off
>>69527336
>im just an autist defending other autists
Kill yourself
>>69527315
Fuck yourself
>>69527310
>I need memes and funny faces
>>69527344
Maximum autism
>omg why dont guys find my ebin maymay so funneh stop being mean :(((
Your father should've jerked off instead
>>69527352
am i arguing with 2 people or are just saying the same thing over again?
>>69527372
You're just a stupid fucking autist, that's it really
>tfw watching full episode of TFATK for the first time
Chael muh boy
Schaub bless you goofs on this wonderful day.
Can't wait until ID's are implemented and these /asp/ies can fuck off
>>69527363
Your father should've saved his money and invested it in something better than a hooker.
UFC 200 Masterclass: Joanna, Aldo, & Alvarez post-fight analysis (Heavy Hands #114)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JlMRa-XXfgQ
>>69527392
his kid looks as retarded as he does
>>69527361
>i need le serious mma analysis because i can't tell what's going on myself
>there are people ITT getting mad over some stupid /sp/ meme
really makes you think.
>>69527406
He's not into incest. You know, the thing that produces mentally deranged memeing ebin aspies xD like you
It's so satisfying to know I could snap your fucking neck
>>69527418
>He listens to Fight Companions so it feels like he has friends
>>69527411
His kid is cute, be nice.
>>69527432
Ahh yes I ponder daily as to where everything in your life went wrong where your primary satisfaction comes from getting replies on a Tibetan sweater weaving board.
>>69527432
Its more like calling a shitposting retard like you a shitposting retard
>>69527410
neat, thanks.
>>69527455
wew that projection though. are you doing okay lad? we are all your friends here on /heem/
>>69527410
you fucking losers don't know anything about MMA
none of you have ever stepped into a gym, any gym
you're literally all fat losers
>inb4 "haters"
I'm not hating, it's the truth, none of you are qualified to speak about MMA or sports in general
>>69527195
>God made me make the new thread at this time for a reason. Respectfully, this is another ladder for me to climb.
>>69527460
calm down man. is there something going on at home u wanna talk about? im here for you, you don't have to be so uptight all the time.
>>69527468
for real?
you're going to listen to a bunch of fat nerds who've never trained any martial art tell you about MMA?
>>69527446
Keep living in a dream world inhabited by only (you). Unfortunately the only thing to wake you from your slumber is the ball of my foot. Can you snap my neck? Maybe. Can you get within 2 inches of my neck before being slept? Absolutely not.
>>69527488
Are you okay?
>>69527223
Is that Rapid Delivery Rory Fox?
>>69527501
for real.
Both of them train, both are great analysts, Wyman has actually been hired by Rafael Coreiro to work as a scout for some of Werdums fights.
>>69527499
Yes, you haven't fucking hung yourself yet. You're an insufferable fucking aspie sperging out because no one finds his stupid unfunny ass, amusing. Just like in real life. So now you're just venting the anger you have in real life like a child
>>69527505
Please fuck off to /asp/
>>69527532
i think its you venting anger. im just having a good time man. maybe get off the internet and go for a walk in the park or hang out with some friends. you have friends right?
>/Heem/ has gone completely rogue
My right jab would heem every here
>>69527528
Canadacuck does BJJ twice a week. Don't pretend his isn't the authority on MMA analysis
>>69527532
damn, who hurt you anon?
>>69527532
Step 1: Go outside
Step 2: Get laid
Step 3: Turn 18
Great! Now you're ready to post on /heem/!
>>69527547
>no you!!!
Full circle autism now
>im just having a good time
You're just being an aspie and now being a passive aggressive retard because he realizes he will make no friends here like he has made no friends in real life
>>69527547
Fuck off already
>>69527560
*crouched sidestances around you*
Heh...you can't heem what you can't hit kiddo
looooool
>>69527516
>>69527528
>>69527562
my bad I thought it was those fat nerds spamming their shitty podcast again
>>69527562
I don't to BJJ because there's not a solid black belt teacher in the area who will say who he trained under
>>69527588
>>69527571
>>69527547
Utterly bootbylasted samefag is obvious
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME
>>69527617
oh, it actually is those fat losers podcast
so fuck you, not my bad
>>69527618
>the city of (you)
WHAT CAN'T BE DONE I'LL DO MYSELF
>be an annoying autist no one finds funny
>begin sperging out because no one found you funny
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE GUYS!!!!!!
>>69527636
I know how to use a phone too
>>69527560
My Jeremyjitsu spec Aikido would shatter your abacus before you even send the initial nerve impulse to think to throw your right jab.
Downvoted
>>69527630
lol
>GUYS YOU SHOULD FIND EVERYTHING IS SAY FUNNY JUST BECAUSE ITS A MEME, IF YOU DONT YOUR'E A FUCKING ASPIE NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU
>>69527410
>>69527410
pic related
stop posting your fucking garbage here
>>69527647
Only took you like 5 minutes to edit the script
>p-p-p-please find my memes funny guys!!!!!
>>69527685
posted 2 minutes after the post i replied to. it's okay to be wrong sometimes. it takes a bigger man to admit it.
Good thread so far guys
>>69527670
>>69527691
This has to be the most unfunny retarded meme in /Heem/s brief history. If you left this general forever, it would be a better place.
>>69527676
lol he unironically knows the sport but could be used as a fat neckbeard meme template
>>69527703
Oh wow, the big boy was able to edit the script in two minutes!
Your parents must be so proud of you, you're all grown up!!
>>69527719
to be fair, Wyman is the better analyst out of the two. Not that he's in great shape or anything.
>>69527722
The projecting is so obvious. It all makes sense now. Your parents coddled you and once you hit the real world you noticed how insignificant and unintelligent you really are.
Why are you retards feeding the trolls?
every post ITT so far has been me btw
FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAIN
>>69527722
now who's being the passive aggressive retard?
>>69527719
how the fuck does he know the sport?
because he watches it? It's literally E!SPN level top 10 every night meme crowd hive mind MMA level of knowledge
he'd never last through a beginner boxing, kickboxing, or gi bjj class, he's a fat loser who happens to be a fan of MMA
0 credibility, 0 experience
>>69527738
No, this is just you being a stupid fucking autist again
No one finds you funny
This thread will end up being spicier than the fights tonight.
>>69527744
>g-g-g-guys I was only p-pretending to be retarded!!!!!
>>69527769
he has been training for years lol
>>69527766
There's nothing passive about that at all you dumb fuck
>>69527737
That's doctor Wyman to you, kid.
RIPPING ME INTO PIECES
>>69527812
Shut the fuck up already
>>69527788
where's the proof of that?
>>69527676
^^^you're telling me this fat neckbeard trains?
lol, provide some proof of that
FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>>69527830
Shut the fuck up
>>69527846
I'd love to see you try cock gobbler
Thoughts on this guy?
>>69527825
Pledge on Patreon to support the finer points of face punching
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=2439474
>>69527857
t. cuck
Mark Hunt
>>69527868
a c u c k with a weak jawline and deleted chin that thinks having a beard will make people forget what a fag he is /10
Dana White
>>69527899
>losing to a WWE character
>>69527868
nerd who tries to make mma into something that can be analyzed, categorized, catalogued
MMA is felt through every second of my life, I eat, shit, dream MMA
Johny Hendricks
>>69527914
>>69527870
stop shilling your shit here, you know you have 0 credentials to speak about MMA
>>69527932
>credentials
>to speak about MMA
>>69527914
based Dana
>>69527868
Complete and utter moron who loves to rip on people asking legitimate questions. Have you heard him talk football (soccer)? Jesus, he hasn't a clue
shevi is going to fuck holm's shit up so bad you motherfuckers will get as mad as you got when i told you eddie would obliterate two banjos and believed nobody me
woodley will get injuried and thompson will step up in """short notice"""
cm punk is debuting in two months
>>69527164
prospects the card
think there is 4 undefeated 0s for the ufc to claim here
>>69527947
I'm fucking warning you goofbag
you've clearly stumbled upon 4chan and think it's just free views and shit
>>69527959
>woodley will get injuried and thompson will step up in """short notice"""
Holy shit can you imagine
NOW IM ABOUT TO BREAK
>>69527959
Get a load of this nerd
>>69527914
when will these goofs learn?
Reminder that no one here is defending my power double.
Be VERY careful.
How much money will rondas return ppv make?
>>69528024
Who cares.
>>69528002
would smash with long hair
>>69527386
>you will never be this mad
Atleast you got the last word in hey ;)
>>69528024
The amount it costs to purchase your mother for the night. So like $3.
>>69528011
ill butcher you from the bottom, then ill get back up and butcher you on my feet
>>69528035
Nice proxy
What time do the fights start?
>>69528037
Get a dog bro
>>69528051
a few bongs
>>69528042
I would step out of the way.
whats everyone's favorite meme?
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ross-pearson-moves-up-replaces-siyar-bahadurzada-vs-jorge-masvidal-ufc-201
>>69528077
That meme where we pretend to be retarded by saying something fucking stupid
Then once we get called for being an autist about it we start endlessly samefagging to cover our tracks because we're so fucking autistic
>>69528077
Previous thread
>>69527189
If Dana didn't know, USADA definitely did. No it's may be effecient, but he has a huge ego and makes it a game for himself to catch cheaters. He intentionalky releases news at in opportune times to establish a reputation as a no nonsense guy that will call people out regardless of the timing. There is literally 0 chance he didn't know about JBJs test until the week of the fight.
>>69528077
judging by the (you) s in this thread, RARE.
>retarded autist meemer seriously calls macca a rare flag because he's new and stupid
>gets BTFO
>it was a prank guys, a meem, haha I trolled you real good right
>continues to get BTFO
>>69528077
shovel hook, no idea why, but it gets me.
This is what heem has turned in to. When will it stop.
Goobie.
>>69528112
My favorite part is the projecting where they ask "why are you so upset, are you okay??" while foaming at the mouth because of their autism
>>69528100
>no it's may
*Novitsky
>>69528128
When your mothers cunt doesn't reek of gorilla feces
>reminder:
Mackenzie is a literal angel
>reminder:
Mackenzie's smile is a miracle of the universe
>Listening to Chael on TFATK
>Half of it is just repetition of what they talked about on JRE
Lads there's not much here worth sitting 2 hours through if you listened to the JRE podcast.
>>69528042
Prepare to feel my power.
>>69528094
>being this mad 25 minutes later
If your phone is longer than your dick you cannot post here
>>69528155
>being this much of an autist your entire life
>>69528094
>>69528112
>>69528132
>you will NEVER be this triggered by a single word
this is some post ironic counter-troll meta shitposting, right?
>>69528156
b-but i'm a huge fight fan ;_;
>>69528156
Hard or soft?
Can you all seriously shut the fuck up? I just got home and literally just and it is literally just people calling eachother autistic in here.
There are only losers in Internet arguments.
>>69528169
>GUYS I WAS ONLY PRETENDING PLEASE STOP
>>69528169
Fuck off
Which one of you was it?
>>69528175
Hard if home phone, soft if smartphone. If pager/dumb cellular... just lmao at your life
>>69528156
I have a flip-phone. Opened or closed?
thanks i try really hard
Especially on the internet
>>69528184
Look mom! A faggot!
Does anyone know who slept Baba?
>>69528203
Shit
>>69528218
Schaub
>>69528201
Probably you
What was unironically your favorite Schaub fight?
Why was it Schaub vs Gonzaga?
>inb4 plebs say Cro cop
>>69528203
nigga those home phones are like 18 inches
>>69528252
Schaub vs Mitrione for me.
Schaub was able to prove to the world how elite his ground game is.
>>69528252
Schaub bless you friend.
>>69528253
OK no more memeing, if you cannot comfortably hold your dick with both hands you cannot post here. If you have tiny womanly hands that's an automatic dq
>>69528253
Stay small dicklet
>>69528252
Nogueira, Rothwell, Nelson, and Browne fights
>>69528282
>ask for one fight
>being this obsessed with Schaub
H8rs are hilarious
Get a life dork
>>69528252
chris "the crowbar" tuchshesher
>>69528282
DELETE
>>69528297
Those are all my favorite Schaub fights
Why do you care so much?
>>69528309
Really established Schaub as legit killer in that fight. Good pick and truly an under appreciated performance, friend.
>>69528267
On the main card of UFC 165, a new and heated rivalry took place inside the Octagon as former Ultimate Fighter season 10 teammates Matt Mitrione and Brendan Schaub were set to square off. For the opening three minutes of the bout, the pair traded on the feet, probing for a knockout like their pre-fight trash talk suggested fans should expect. Finally, Schaub gave up on the one or two strike attempts at a time and blitzed Mitrione with a barrage of strikes. As Schaub faked for a second, Mitrione covered up from the feint and Schaub scored a big double-leg takedown. From there, Schaub baited Mitrione into sitting up from half-guard, which Mitrione did. Once back to his feet, Mitrione would be quickly yanked back to the ground as Schaub had sunk in the deadly D'arce Choke. Schaub would continue to squeeze as Mitrione tried to fight the move, but would go out before tapping. Simply beautiful.
Shaub vs Callen
Who wins?
>>69528282
beat it you cheeto fingered nerd, you wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face.
>>69528357
Nobody you doofus. They are best friends!
>>69528358
What's your problem man? Why you are so obsessed with someone successful like me?
Those are sincerely my favorite Schaub fights
Cowboy deleted his apology post?
Glad we got the autism out of us and this thread is on track now.
Schaub bless.
Schaubposting is the cancer killing /heem/
fuck off faggets
>>69528385
Cowboy's a fucking faggot, write that down in your little notepad
>>69528385
>call someone a fag
>be so much of a fag you apologize for using the word fag
can't we just feed this goof to Rory already?
>>69528392
Literally has always been a part of /heem/. Just has experienced a renaissance lately. Enlightenment is a beautiful thing to behold.
>>69528392
Newfriends that complain about Schaub are even worse
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN THIS
YOU'RE GONNA WIN THIS
>omg le look at me im posting le ebin brandon snob xDDDDDDD
Unironic Asperger's
>>69528440
>finishes 2nd
will manlets ever learn?
Hey lads, are any of the ufc guys leaving? I keep hearing people speak as if Rogan is about ready to quit.
What about goldie, or any of the other staff?
>>69528440
based Dom
>>69528440
Shut up before I fucking rip your throat out, pussy
>>69528446
>Brandon Snob
put some respect on his name my man, he is a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul and host of one the most popular podcasts in the world.
>>69528447
never
>>69528459
>>69528440
Sorry replied to the wrong person in the wrong thread
>>69528448
I still need my cocaine, Joe. When you leave, the rest of the commentary will be virtually identical.
>>69528474
It's alright man, you're still cool
>>69528077
it is what it is
>>69528488
black beast in this ho
>>69528440
Is there any footage of this go-kart sperging?
>>69528448
Rogans contract is up in a few months. He has publicly toyed with the idea of not renewing. He also said he wouldn't renew if the UFC was sold, but as Dana is staying on I wouldn't be surprised if rogan stayed too. I'm sure they will offer him a fat contract also.
>>69528545
I reckon Rogain just wants to ability to pick what ever cards he does so he can do more shitty comedy shows
>>69528498
where is this from
Is Ngannou the dream match up for DC?
>>69528586
Dream match as in a free win?
>>69528579
RARE
>>69528586
Ngannou takes DC out in the first
>>69528582
r/mma thread about fighters people have met or seen in public
>>69528603
ur a dip u meme
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17053226/need-prove-anything-dillashaw
Cruz wants to fight Aldo, Conor, or DJ next
>>69528644
>Manlet wants to fight other manlets.
Guys...
There are fights tonight...
Like soon
