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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
/bet/ ADVICE
http://imgur.com/a/2RlEH
ESSENTIAL READING
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/how-to-get-an-edge-in-betting
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/what-distinguishes-winning-from-losing-players
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/the-paradox-of-skill-in-betting
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/how-bookmakers-make-money
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/market-movement-in-betting
TRADING
http://caanberry.com/betfair-trading-what-is-it-and-why-trading-betfair/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa5aTchrjFc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/c/betangeltv
FFS
OP is far too long.
>>69526734
Sorry lad. Just thought it was nice to include the hard work done by the other fella.
OP hurts me eyes
>>69526734
>2 links to FAQs pastebin
>still linking that piece of shit wiki
>bet365 offer pastebin also not necessary
Can I make a new, proper thread?
>>69526759
If you want.. or perhaps, create the OP in a pastebin for the next one? Do whatever mate, it's up to you.
>>69526759
what's wrong with the bet365 offer pastebin?
>>69526630
Lid, what else do you have lined up for today?
>>69526759
>>bet365 offer pastebin also not necessary
Adding and removing it willnilly is pointless especially since it then gets forgotten when it is needed. Just leave it in.
>>69526787
No idea man, kind of winging it today mostly. Earlier this morning when I added the Japanese matches, I only had 20 Euros in my account. Currently on 140 and hopefully around 250 at the end of the night.
>>69526778
>>69526795
Can't think when the next one would be (IF they do it again), and there's already too many links
Tired of Lieberman OP's desu
Just left work. 2 days off. Watch this space.
>>69526817
Perhaps open up a PiratePad so you lot could come up with something together?
>>69526787
Also, let me add. One of the reasons why I've been doing well today, is because, whether it sounds a tad gay or not, we've been working pretty well together. People don't just shout things, but actually gave reasonable tips.
>>69526831
I'll get you your fiver soon.
>>69526817
Also the helpful links can be added to the FAQ's pastebin. Doesn't Unibwin sort this sort of stuff out?
Essential reading in a pastebin as well might help condense stuff http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv
>>69526787
not much just some acca of third world teams, waiting for amerilard soccer
>>69526831
Tired of him winning muggy accas when I can not even win a single
>>69526890
Why didn't you join?
>>69526845
>I'll get you your fiver soon.
Thank U
Waiting for Hass's new thread so we don't have to deal with the pathetic old jew anymore, I'd even take Euan over him.
>>69526895
I had already placed my bets at that point
TT here. Will stop tipping in volume from now. Maybe 3 or 4 tips a day. More researched and more likely to win.
>>69526925
Rude. Delete this post. Lieberman is a kind man.
>>69526925
>>69526926
That's unlucky! Better luck next time though!
>>69526925
Woah!
>>69526938
Thanks, some people here are a little on edge today! Oy gevalt, ist mer!
Just added this beauty.
why TT doesn't let me tip wtf
Stamford has just been smacked. Guessing line will open up on +0.5 ffs.
Might still be worth taking, Grimsby are playing just 1 regular
>>69526973
People, including me, have the same issue. Some sort of bug is pestering us all!
What was mackers tip again? Ferencvaros SW?
>>69526980
-0.25
>>69526990
#ON
Stamford SW now @ evens PMSL
fuck off
>>69526990
>No asian handicap
>Have to phyically call up to place an in-play bet
Australian bookmakers are shit tier
>>69526938
Shaking.
>>69527046
Doesn't look great desu
Anyone been watching the stream?
Haven't made a new thread because I cba, anyone else feel free.
>>69526968
Are you watching the game, lad? What's the reasoning?
>>69527065
Would really like a new thread, have Lieberman filtered.
>>69527071
Soccerway and luck.
>>69527071
The reasoning was that I was hoping that Olympiakos, an established team, would wreck a small team like that.
>>69527046
But bet365 has that thing where it does a mock phone call to let you place live bets
Always have to put my headphones in cause it's loud as fuck
>Derfel actively researching and tipping on holiday
What a man. Bravo
>>69527102
kissarse
>>69527102
Shrewdness never takes a day off
>>69527102
>researching
HAHAHAHAHAHA, all I do is look at H2H, H/A statistics and previous games mate. That's all I ever did.
Anyone got a bet for tonight? MLS/ULS looks shite tonight so only putting a small on them
>>69527102
Juve, check your skrill.
>>69527084
Why are you so grumpy today?
>>69527102
applauding
>Derfell apologising when a bet loses
What a fella
>>69527117
I'm not grumpy. But his reasoning is even less than soccerway kek
>The reasoning was that I was hoping that Olympiakos, an established team, would wreck a small team like that.
>>69527146
You act as if I'm forcing you to bet on things I bet on. Just chill out.
>>69527146
Just stepped into goals. In play available.
Lieberman's pretty great DESU
Rosenborg smashing it
Sheffield Wednesday have a decent squad out
>>69527203
Of course all my tips that win, aren't tipped on TT
>>69527207
They're playing away though and their last H2H with this team ended 1-1, bit worried on putting them to win straight up. Not to mention the odds are somewhat shite
>>69527100
Aye if only others did the same.
Thanks for the (You) though
>>69527114
Is this irony? I love the work you put into your tips.
>>69527222
Alfreton is like less than an hour away from Sheffield
>their last H2H with this team ended 1-1,
will swerve then, thanks
Did Mackers' meme bet win last night?
Patrick Smith loses. Cba anymore. Want death so much.
>>69527266
No it failed horribly
Need ferencvaros to do something here
>>69527102
>soccerway
>research
>>69527259
Was in 2015 though, teams could have changed a lot.
>>69527266
No, lost spectacularly.
>>69527273
pmsl
I don't mind wageslaving but wish I could stay up for shit like this
>>69527266
Colorado lost 0-6
>>69527276
Another Mackers worldie pmsl
>>69527284
>I don't mind wageslaving
so SO jealous
>>69527278
Think Hass was being sarcastic
>>69527299
Wageslave life so so horrible
>>69527293
What did he tip? I had it at over 3.5 goals.
putting a cheeky 20 on Sporting KC tonight
333333333 PSV game
>>69527299
Have a job that I actually like even though the pay is shit.
Donald Young -175/1.57
Recommend a smed on Mohammad Amir top wicket-taker in the first test @ 3
>Ferencvaros
0 (ZERO) GA's
3 of their top scorers vegging out on the bench
T-thanks Mackers
>>69527308
Not 100% sure anymore, think it was the + handi and Unders, may be wrong though.
Got an absolute worldie in the korea itf tonight. Would stay up.
>>69527385
Might as well post it now mate
I could do with a Ludogoretz goal lads.
Wednesday's look like a good bet... but I just don't trust myself anymore.
Teamsheets if anyone want's to decide themselves
Young looks SUPER SUPER SUPER sharp you may wanna get on whatever game handicap is available.
pmsl
>>69527509
delete please, lost so much on that game.
At least Celtic will hammer them at home.
>>69527509
Wasnt that fake?
NEED MACKERS LIKE AIR
>>69527538
yes, I believe so
>>69527556
https://twitter.com/cfccod/status/753147761843896320?lang=en-gb
pmsl
loving the 0 shots on goal statistic from these hungarians. Wetting myself
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA THANKS MACKERS
DOWN INSANE AGAIN
>>69527566
PMSL
Maybe, just MAYBE it could be time to bring on a DECENT STRIKER, FERENCVAROS?
Going to deck Mackers at the PGA meetup
>>69527620
test his chin for me plz
At least copenhagen came tbrough, were you on that portubro?
lost 13k since the 9th of july
NEED PGA CAPS
Has anyone booked the banter bus for our trip to Luxembourg yet?
>>69527658
THIS
20 games I would've rather been on but I'm thinking to myself NAH, I've been so unlucky with my bets, it's better to just go with something someone else tipped. Spent half the day losing sums, the other half trying to win it all back, ALMOST broke even, put some on Ferenc and now I'm crying again, ripping out my hair and have a throbbing vein on my forehead the size of a giant earthworm
Tears if you missed out on this, it was left up for like 2 days more and then taken down.
The bets stand, they werent voided.
>>69527661
Thought we were going to Gibraltar to watch the based Imps?
>>69527700
Brecin game was at evens for over 6.5 goals, just as I place it they score and the odds drop. Fucking balls.
Make sure to get on Hajduk Split tomorrow
Fucking albino cunt
TT special. SHAKING.
>>69527819
Going to be depositing roll and SMACKING
>>69527661
can i come?
>>69527819
>>69527835
What is the point of screencapping this
On Dag & Red next goal
>>69527873
Visualization and anticipation.
Bode and Sestak finally came on for Ferencvaros
>>69527832
Yeah. You'll have to make your own travel arrangements to Manchester though.
>>69527894
AAAAND there's the goal
Need a Liverpool goal.
"Special" , bet one is Muller vs Estrella , or Klizan handicap
>>69527935
>Scored by Bode
>Bringing him on in the 66th minute..
>>69527941
Thanks, G-d.
>>69527968
OY VEY!
YES THE REDS
Lucas with his second goal for us hahahaha
I see that TT is posting some tips already, are these the SPECIALS or should we expect a warning when they get posted
>>69527994
>>69528028
A special would be 10/10. I would think that would be obvious.
>>69528028
I can't even bet on those, they're not included in my broker.
I am on Dagenham & Redbridge FC -0.5 AH from 0-2 up at odds 1.9.
Just wins.
>>69528028
>1.45 odds
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I know I'll only get on the 2.8 and it'll lose
cba
>>69526968
>>69527084
Are you sure you're not doing any research?
dundalk and wigan fucking me up atm desu senpai
>>69528083
I actually bailed on that one.. aargh. Should've hold on.
>>69528097
Wigan are playing a much weaker side for the second half I think, it's a different XI
>>69528097
That Wigan rball is stupidly misleading, they have been dominant but not that dominant.
Plus they changed all but the keeper at half time.
>>69528097
Need Dundalk to win
IMAGINE not getting on Dagenham & Redbridge FC
>>69528120
>>69528123
>Cybu4
He also tipped Grimsby and they just conceded
>>69528176
REBACKING
>>69528176
Did say Grimsby were playing no regulars desu
>>69528120
cash out my wigan sheff wed double for profit then?
>>69528083
Last bet of the night, going to end with this.
>>69528193
I'd expect a refund from -1, but with the side they have out for the second half I wouldn't back them, especially since their regulars failed to score
>>69528183
SO SO SHREWD
>mackers
genuinely embarrassing desu
>>69528257
Rebacked successfully :)
Doubled Stake desu
>>69528269
PMSL
PMSL
Managed to CASHOUT GREYED MARKETS
>>69528268
Next time I lose a bet, remember that there are 600 people paying him £25 a month for his tips
>>69528285
s-sorry
>>69528303
Wait what.. He gets paid that amount just for tipping? lol
>>69528316
Hass charges almost double that
Classic Albania
>>69528174
PMSL
>>69528328
Damn
>>69528328
I couldn't afford to pay him but I had a load of fertiliser lying around and for some reason he seemed excited to take that in lieu of payment.
Is Albania the worst poster in /bet/ history?
>>69528373
yes
>>69528370
> I had a load of fertiliser lying around
That was just my spreadsheet mate, thanks for returning it
Just as a general benchmark.. what is a good amount to make on a daily basis?
>>69528373
Rude.
>>69528405
Try and do better than this
Estrella 2.50 - WIN
Dancevic/Karlovic Over 25 - WIN
Kohlschreiber 1.5 in play - WIN
Young 1.57 - WIN
Also doubled up on Young when he went a break down with Over 9.5 games in set, and him to win the set.
Tomorrow:
Groth 2.90
Daniel 1.95
There are some easy ones in Muller, Sousa, Ferrer, Klizan, will look into those. -6 handicap is a lot.
>>69528436
Mine looks pretty much exactly like that today
>>69528442
Thanks, made some money thanks to you!
>>69528436
Wanna swap?
>>69528442
Do we have two tennis tipsters now?
>>69528481
We have TT and the American TT
>>69528455
Has Euan been posting any good tips lately? Might just pay for his tips since I'm incapable of profiting anymore.
>>69528466
Kek, I actually made a slight profit yesterday
>>69528436
I realised I started off with 20 euros left on my account this morning. Placed the Japanese acca.. been betting for the last 10 hours. Currently on 220 euros. I hope I can continue this somehow.. probably not, but we'll see.
>>69528499
Euan has posted one tip since saturday.... and it lost
Heres mine for the week guys
>>69528514
Ah, right.
Might just join Lux's group, although he could probably use some tips for his eyebrows PMSL
>put £40 on Dundalk at 2.8 after seeing Derfell's tip
>They score
DERFELL
E
R
F
E
L
L
>>69528522
nice word 2003 design
Anyone interested in committing a mass suicide? Jonestown Massacre goals desu
Not sure if others have noticed, but I've noticed that Icelandic women teams are quite comfy when it comes to over 2.5 and 3.5.
Would suck Juves dick for 1-2 goals in the Trencin game, or is it another episode of park the bus?
>>69528590
I also need them, not gonna happen, sorry man
>>69528585
True this
>>69528532
shit
>>69528639
a fucking second ago I contemplated closing that bet on a profit and decided nah, let it ride out... baka
>>69528599
Coooooooooooooooooming buckets! One more goal and I'm UAC, but doubt it.
Quinze
U
I
N
Z
E
>>69528575
kek.
>>69528657
And Dundalk/Cardiff conceded so I'm back to being even.
one last free kick for you mugs..
>>69528664
Quinzi you retard. Decent win.
>>69528705
......aaaaaaaaand its gone.
Looking pretty DAC & RED here, PMSL.
Breidablik slags when?
>>69528731
Need a fix
quick
Gianluigi Quinzi is one to watch, saw him at USO Juniors 2014 and he was very hyped. (That year was Zverev, Coric, Kokk), one gets the feeling he is moving way too slow though. Needs to make the step up soon.
>>69528739
Why do people keep falling for this meme? They dominate nearly every match and rarely win by more than one. They just can't finish.
>>69528741
There are no fixes at this time friendo.
>>69528749
I literally tipped him today lid.
CHASING WIGAN LOSSES
Academia 0.0
@2.0 MED
Should be up 1:0, Lara dreadful away record
>>69528532
>people think I'm meming when I praise the man
>>69528756
That's why I'm waiting for good SW line desu
Down so much on trencin.
>>69528731
fuck off cunt
TT's special isn't on Ladbrokes, just fucking kill me.
>>69528783
Yeah but they lose and draw surprisingly often too for exactly the same reason. There is no value in anything in their games except sometimes the opposition +.
>>69526715
PMSL I didn't mean for this to be the new OP, its still a work in progress
Is Euans bubblegum guide worth putting in?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0
>>69528802
v v odd post this.
>>69528782
it's a draw :(
>>69528782
>bet is losing
>>69528806
might have to sign up to BetVictor for this
>>69528780
Small
took too long to get on Hordur's tip ffs
SELA SELA SELA TT SO SHREWD
>>69528820
Wasn't on it pmsl
>>69528865
Could only get on SW. Went large though, Hordur NEVER fails me apart from that one time the players were hungover apparently
>>69528890
pmsl
Tears
>>69528890
>HORDUR
PMSL JUST CANT WIN A FUCKING BET
>>69528916
Got to be making that up surely?
>Létti missing 6 players :)
This is what I get for trusting a 17 year old
Not sure why I keep looking for shrewd bets when I could have just selected no brainers like Roma and Schalke overs and be UAC. Just overthinking it and making it all more complicated and my life very miserable.
>>69528953
>a 17 year old
??
>>69528862
Lara haven't WON away game from October 2015
>>69528963
18, sorry.
>Hordur98
UBC Léttir aren't missing any key players, Stál-Úlfur missing their 3 best players
conflicting info here, v v confused.
>>69528968
So what you're saying is, they're due? :^)
>>69528953
Think I might bomb Iceland
>>69528993
same, letting it ride
>>69528995
Dunno what the mums will do then
>>69529002
Might not give Hordur my fifty quid for next month if this doesn't come off.
>>69528968
I have trust issues with South Americans
Here's a tip
Melbourne Victory U21 in a couple of days
>>69529005
kek
DUDI SELA.
>2-1 at 15 minutes
>2-1 at 85 minutes
Why do teams do this?
>>69529067
Because gambling is not profitable anymore. I'm applying for my CSCS card, big money in site labourer apprenticeships
Does anyone know how to run for MP? I want to try my hand out in the 2020 elections, not sure when to begin campaigning
>>69529098
Forklifting licence in the post lad
>>69529110
Start local, ask your local Rabbi for help.
These threads are pretty comfy but I'm afraid I must bid you farewell.
Lost my bankroll, and it's just 6:55am and Ive been up all night.
Wish I lived in Europe so being a degenerate was at least a bit easier to do.
Probably my last post until NBA starts, good luck with all your winnings.
Fuck you, Albania.
>>69529115
I'm being serious, gonna run a secular campaign
>>69529061
LMAO
>>69529127
I don't think it's possible to do without having a party behind you.
>>69529116
>Lost my bankroll
On what?
>>69529116
Agree with the final sentiment. So long lid
>>69529116
KYS, you won't be missed, loser.
>>69529127
Unsure how you'd convince people to vote for you with this face.
>>69529129
What mate
>>69529134
Wallaby races
>>69529111
I wonder if I can arrange for a steamroller to crush me. Would be satisfying for all my limbs and organs to be rolled and squeezed out, maybe it will even distract me from the big hole in my wallet
So we all agree that Albania = Euan
>>69529140
Good thing that's not me. Although I'd need a library type photo for my leaflet to show that I am intelligent (a voracious reader) and mature.
Finally.. Huezilian Corinthians have started scoring.
>>69529067
ONLY when I'm on overs.
>PAOK game: 7 goals FH, 0 goals 2nd half
>O. Ljubljana: 6 goals FH, 1 goal 2nd half
Not on overs
>Vasas game: 3 goals FH, 6 goals 2nd half
>Feirense game: 2 goals FH, 7 goals 2nd half
>Braga B: 1 goal FH, 5 goals 2nd half
Himmi73 Best striker playing in Defence. Missing 5 defenders and 2 starting midfield players :)
Hope one of these two dies. Think Himmi's actually legit but I'm ball's deep in Hordur's tip
>>69529127
Where do you stand on self service checkouts?
>>69529133
Huh? Of course I'll have a party. I'll run for Labour.
>>69529184
Not a bad concept but needs reform.
Current update seems quite heavy going desu. Think quite a lot of the helpful links are pretty pointless too but I'll leave them in for now. What other changes and FAQs should be done?
>FAQ, Abbreviations and Helpful Links
http://pastebin.com/8tdKT87W
>/bet/ Advice
http://imgur.com/a/2RlEH
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>Essential Reading
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv
>Trading
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM
>Bubblegum guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0
>>69529134
Well I had a pretty bad streak of luck, along with trying to chase losses.
Also wasted quite a bit of it on the UFL, which is very dumb.
I made a large percentage of it by following muggy bettors and making muggy tips, and then tried to chase losses on muggier longshots.
Basically I broke all the rules of gambling 101, and now I've got $10 left.
I'm probably not going to leave today, cause a win just came through, but my br is so small that I'll be gambling out of addiction rather than for profit.
It was a pretty small br to begin with so it doesn't really matter.
>>69529197
Guide to exploiting 365's £50 should only be in there when the offers on tbqh. Can't see it coming back any time soon.
