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/hoc/ we wuz kangz edition
1st for zwangi
>bye PK
>yfw Ovi spends his entire career with Crapipoos and never comes close to winning the cup
>>69520772
So basicasly Ovi is the next Doan? I really hope he has another deep playoff run in the end of his career, just so I get to watch his team collapse under pressure again. (Doan in 2012)
>>69520985
stinky
test
>tfw have to post from work because got banned on my phone/pc
>>69520772
>implying it's the caps and not him
Some guys are just not made for the cup.
>>69522043
>le regular season effort level babby man
>>69522054
It would also help if his team actually had a #1 center or #1 defenseman.
>>69521516
high
>laffs
>>69522101
>clune
>polak
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>69522110
Can't blame them for this lel.
>Laffs
>>69522118
>toskala
I really don't think there's a leaf I hate more than him. A god damn chair would be better.
>>69522129
At least you're not the >rags
>>69522129
Classic >finnish goaltending
>>69522252
>tfw no decent Finnish goalie since Kiprusoff
>>69522161
its not even fun to mock the >rags anymore. theyre just pathetic
>>69522274
>who is Tuukka Rask
>>69522287
It's always a good day to
>rags
>>69522293
Babby who got carried by Tim Thomas
>>69522110
Here's another >laffs friend
>>69522118
A classic laff
>laffs
>>69522323
>THERE IS A RETARD SOMEWHERE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD TRADE
TIME TO CRANK OUT THE REAL >LAFFS
>>69522341
BBEEEELOWWWNNN THEFUCKOUT by based Babs
>rags
>laffs
>>69522526
>>69522541
>>69522555
>>69522791
>>69522080
>Bäckström
>Not a 1C
Defense has been a bit lacking but by no means not cup worthy.
They just simply choke every year.
Ovechkin has been a choker his whole career everywhere he goes and this is the guy who they all look up to.
>>69523284
If ovechkin is a choker then so is backstrom. He's overrated as fuck if you ask me.
Remind me again how Eetu Tuulola slipped that far?
He should have been a 2nd rounder easily.
Potential is trough the roof and floor is still probably a servicable 4th liner with some scoring upside.
He had a bad season because of injury problems and playing for the craptastic HPK but it seems like a major overreaction to let him slip to 156th. Just a year ago he was going to go in the 1st round.
Nice to see Eeli Tolvanen is already 6'0. I was worried about his size couple of years ago but he had a nice growth spurt.
This is the next Laine in terms of goalscoring potential, very different style but scores at will just like Laine.
He's going to go 2nd or 3rd overall.
>>69523450
Finnish pro scout? Is that you?
>>69523450
Laine plays similar to Ovechkin and Tolvanen plays more like Tarasenko
>>69523515
Tolvanen is much more skilled than Tarasenko but not nearly as much of a bull physically.
Tarasenko plays like Ovechkin more than Laine does.
Tolvanen reminds me more of Patty Kane, just bigger. He has the wheels and unreal bag of tricks. Then again Gilbert Brule was like that too in juniors.
>>69523515
Right now Laine plays like a young Luc Robitaille.
I hope he gains another step in his acceleration. Then he can play like Ovechkin.
Worth noting Ovechkin was 20 in his rookie season and he wasn't at Laine's level when he was 17-18 years old.
I don't expect Laine to score 60 goals in his rookie season simply because he is going to be 18 years old and no one has been even close to doing it as an 18 year old.
He is going to score 60 goals in his 2nd or 3rd season.
>>69523343
How is it that every time they're supposed to reach the final they get btfo by an amazing goaltender
>>69523732
>amazing goaltender
There's your problem. But Ovi's getting older, so Washington's time to win is now, or they're not gonna get much of Ovechkin's help.
>>69523694
Accurate, hopefully he gets traded to a team where that can happen
>>69523694
>60 goals
>Modern NHL
Funny joke idiot. Ovie doesn't do 60 and he is, goals adjusted, the best pure scorer to ever play the game.
post your top underrated or undermentioned player in the league.
Bergeron was a close second for me
>>69524127
Past his prime Ovie is scoring 50 goals.
Prime Laine is going to score 60 goals.
Deal with it faggot.
Goal adjusted, this isn't even the least scoring era. Idiot
Fag
Homo
Kill self
>>69523694
Pay debnts shit eater
>>69524215
>Implying the faggot era the Debbies and Tranny Bay retards created even counts
>>69524215
Americuck btfo
>>69524227
I don't owe you shit my dear moose fucking homosexual.
Laine is a bust, if you disagree you are a delusional finn and a redditor.
>>69524289
Pay debnts
>>69524127
>goals adjusted, the best pure scorer to ever play the game.
This meme needs to end. In the dead puck era we saw guys like Teemu Selänne, Pavel Bure and even Peter Bondra score 50 goals every year. It was much harder to score back then, never mind staying healthy enough to do it.
Headshots were called amazing hits, knee on knee was called "being gritty" and water skiing was called strong defensive play.
You can't do that these days.
>>69524414
And they still played against goalies and defensemen that sucked dick. The skill level of the average player that Ovie plays against now a days is WAY higher than 90% of the NHL back when those guys played. Our modern 3rd and 2nd line players would have been legends back then.
>>69524414
Bondra scored fifty only twice in his whole career
Pay
Debnts
>>69524364
I really hope 4th overall Jesse is a bust. His face pisses me off.
>>69524523
And..? Heatley scored 50 in 07
>>69524547
This finnish retard said he did it every year
Pay attention to the dialogue, shit cunt
Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi a.K.a the big guy line
>>69524547
Dumb aussie cunt at least read the conversation
>>69524547
And he did it on the greatest line in the post lockout era
>>69524459
>And they still played against goalies and defensemen that sucked dick
Are you fucking stupid? The greatest defensemen and goalies in history played in that exact era.
>>69524607
>Any defensemen at that time but Chelios and Lidstrom
>Good
>He considers Scott "I try to murder people" Niedermeyer a "hockey" player
>He's this much of a brain washed cuck
The top defensemen of this era are FAR better with the exceptions of the literal legends like Lidstrom.
>>69524459
There is no one in the league today that could hold the jock strap of guys like Hasek, Roy, Brodeur, CuJo, Kipper, Stevens, Bourque, Lidström, MacInnis, Leetch etc. All in their primes.
Your argument is retarded.
>>69524662
Brodeur, Cujo, and Kipper are all overrated memes.
Kipper doesn't even have a cup lel. He belongs, at the very best, in the "Hall of Very Good".
CuJo is a straight up meme. There's a reason he was passed around and used by so many teams just like your mother lel.
Stevens is a murderer in skates.
>MacInnis
LEL
>>69524523
>It was much harder to score back then, never mind staying healthy enough to do it.
Just because Ovie gets to play in the pussified version of the NHL, it doesn't make him the greatest goalscorer of all time. Top 10 sure, greatest? Absolutely not.
>>69524716
>quoting things I didn't say
PAY
DEBNTS
Helene St. James Verified account
@HeleneStJames
Red Wings re-sign forward Teemu Pulkkinen, one year at $812,500.
>mfw we're wasting cap space on a shitty meme from a shitty country
Lel.
>>69524790
>we
>>69524745
I was quoting the part you missed in your quote.
I didn't say they all did it every year but atleast they matched what Ovie did this past season.
Selanne and Bure out played his last season multiple times in an era where it was much harder to score than today.
>>69524818
I'm the water boy, bud :^)
>>69524823
>we saw guys like Teemu Selänne, Pavel Bure and even Peter Bondra score 50 goals every year
No
We fucking didn't.
Pay debnts
>>69524790
He was good before he got injured.
3rd in team scoring and 1st in goals I believe.
Never got another shot after the injury.
They owe him this much.
>>69524823
LITERALLY TWO 50 GOAL SEASONS ON YOUR "LEGEND" LELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.
>NEVER BROKE 50 ONCE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>69524867
Hmmm
I don't see 50 goals every year here either
I only see three years
>>69524892
Well surely that must mean Bure did it then since goalies didn't even STOP the puck back when he played, right?
>>69524867
I count 3, including a 76 goal campaign + 7 40+ goal seasons.
Not bad for a guy with 2 reconstructed knees.
>>69524912
>Getting so desperate he's even adding in assists now
Holy fucking cucks lel. Kariya carried his autistic ass stupid. It's not a coincadince he turned to shit after Paul left.
Reminder that Teemu Selänne scored 76 scores in his rookie year
>tfw the panthers relocate to iqaluit
iqaluit orcas in 2020 screen this
>>69524932
>Getting so desperate he's even adding in assists now
uhh what?
>Holy fucking cucks lel. Kariya carried his autistic ass stupid. It's not a coincadince he turned to shit after Paul left.
That's the exact opposite of what happened. You need to stop smoking that nigger weed and get your facts straight.
>>69524961
>His "hero" got outplayed and literally cucked by his superior canadian teammate
Pottery lmao
>>69524961
He's right though
Kariya (a mediocre Canadian talent) was head and shoulders about shitlanne and carried him
>>69524215
>prime Laine scores 60
>>69524982
Kariya finished ahead of Selanne exactly one time in their so called dynamic duo years. Selänne out peaked him, had the better prime and better career. It's not even close.
>>69525017
Except that never happened.
Predicting next season
Laine: 77+56=133 points
Pulju: 129 +76= 205 points
>>69525279
>predicting career stats
Fixed that do you binlan
>>69525297
nice macdavid numerals
pulju confirmed the next kurri
I honestly feel sorry for Hongcouver fans, their team has existed for over 40 years and got extremely close to winning the cup twice but got BTFO right in the end
>>69525315
Don't feel bad for chinks this is the future they chose
>>69523694
There is no way laine scores 60 goals that early
>>69525586
There is no way he scores 60 period. He simply doesnt have the tools that ovechkin does. This finnish guy is a delusional retard
>>69525586
I would be surprised if Laine even scored 40 at any point in his career. I'm not bashing the guy but it's not something many can do.
Does anyone remember the one time that Montreal traded Subban for a 30 year old defenseman with 12 years left on his contract? hahaha! good times.
>>69526143
>mfw weber retires one year early because he is mad about being traded
>mfw nashville has to trade 25 million dollars in players away
>>69526143
reminder that the oilers are winning the cup next season
>>69526709
>paciaretty
>gallagher
no wonder the canadiens cant win anything if those two are considered core players
>>69523926
The penguins got past great tenders, especially vasilevsky. Why can the crapitals never do it? Face it they're chokers through and through.
>>69527252
Penguins went to the tried and true 3 elite centers method mate.
Poll: Is it ever acceptable to wear a teams gear to a game where that team isn't playing?
>>69527426
>are you a kid?
yes
>are you not a kid?
no
>>69527426
See
>>69527440
Is it acceptable to wear your youth team sweater to a game of you are just with your family? What about with multiple teamates?
>mfw the wild finnish second in the central, sweep the avs in 5 in the first round building hope, and get BTFO by trashville in the second round.
Eric Engels Verified account
@EricEngels
Was just informed by a source that the Montreal Canadiens let go of analytics specialist Matt Pfeffer.
HEE HEE HEE
>>69527574
I bet he didnt see that coming
![Totalbiscuit-TANK20130629-220151[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8uNtndo.jpg "Totalbiscuit-TANK20130629-220151[1].jpg")
>>69527679
>>69527694
>>69527694
Is that you grease?
>>69527694
THE MADMAN DID IT. SIGNED BITCH!!
The #Oilers have signed 2016 fourth-overall #NHLDraft pick Jesse Puljujärvi to a three-year entry-level contract.
>>69520772
Hope not he's great. Almost got arrested the other day and told them my name was Alexander Ovechkin hahahah
>>69527910
>pulju realizes he can toss ball 100mph
>leaves hockey
>makes ez big bucks in boreball
Plsno
#PuljuNation
>>69527847
DAT SIZE
>>69527933
He might actually be good in Pesäpallo. They are into that in the Finnish bible belt.
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@reporterchris
AAV for 2016 draft picks:
1. Matthews, n/a
2. Laine, $3.575M
3. Dubois, $3.425M
4. Puljujarvi, $3.425M
5. Juolevi, n/a
6. Tkachuk, $1.775M
>puljuposting
>>69528070
So Matthews is not gonna sign?
>>69528092
If you were memehues, would you sign in Newrabia?
>>69528106
As a Finn, I'd naturally sign a successful Finnish goalie for a multiyear contact.
Matthews for Rinteen Pekka straight up.
Why do Americans always feel the need to /pol/ post?
>>69528149
>>69528195
>Why do they pol post?
>nobody pol posting
>starts pol posting
what
>>69528215
look at this>>69528106
fucking retard
>>69528215
Trump ruined /pol/. The board got full of newfags during his campaign last year and now it's unrecognizable. Used to be fun.
>>69528230
>one guy making a joke in response to a post
>pol posting
>this triggered asspain
L2 handle banter lad
>>69528010
Too bad that faggot who brought it here removed the actual interesting parts of the game like pitch.
>>69528263
You just seem like a pretty big faggot desu.
>>69528311
Kill yourself
>>69528332
You first
Bulju will be way better than Laine in their primes you Mongol cunts
Laine will be a one dimensional second line goal scorer, averaging 20 points and 15 assists per season.
Bulju will be a 30-45 first line two way elite winger
>>69528311
You're the one who got mad at post joking about Toronto
All of Canada hates Toronto
I conclude therefore that you must be a laffs fan
>>69528366
Most of Canada hates Toronto for the same reason most of the world hates USA.
>>69528348
ARE YOU TRYING TO TRIGGER ME?!?!!!!???
>>69528433
He's saying pulju will get traded to a team that can actually do well. Probably Carolina desu, reunite pulju abd aho
>mfw Laine pots at best 15 goals next season and Matthews runs away with Calder
>>69528215
>one guy making a response to a post
>pol posting
Learn to handle banter faggot
Juolevi is best finn T B H
>yfw the >laffs paid Bill to play for another team and then won Lee
>>69528589
I forgot about this
How cucked can one team get?
>laffs
Leeeeeelmaaaaooooo
>>69528568
Too bad he plays for the cantcups
>>69524215
I'd be surprised if Laine scores at least 40. I'd be more surprised if he wins Morris Richared at least two times out of 6 Ovechkin has done.
>>69528348
Good post
>Puljudeal
>>69528607
are you trying to bully me?
![56581170-mark-messier-has-a-laugh-during-the-ceremony-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wTDXcnJ.jpg "56581170-mark-messier-has-a-laugh-during-the-ceremony-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>69528665
>>69528670
lifelong oilers fan?
>>69528348
>rating two obvious busts
>>69528665
I don't need to bully you hongcouver, you guys do that to yourself, sometimes I forget you exist desu
>>69524949
Mogilny did the same in the exactly same season.
When is Erik Haula gonna take 1 off his current number???
The wait is killing me.
>>69528727
I hope he doesn't. I like 56 a lot more. Probably will get his sweater desu
>>69528751
>not liking Haula55
I bet you live in Iowa faggot
>>69528688
thats ok, im sure whatever team you follow this year is forgettable too
>>69528777
Lol no. Dumba55 was much better
>>69528787
Names on the cup could never be forgotten :^)
>>69528891
>mild
>cup
one of these >>69528751
>>69528777
is you, right?
>>69528912
>inb4 life long die hard pens fan
>>69528912
>this protection
Nope
>>69528939
>protection
prove they arent you, cap this post
>>69528751
>>69528777
>>69528952
Wut
>>69528992
so you are a mild fan
thanks for coming out
>laffs
>>69528092
i heard their GM gives out shitty meme contracts to rookies, and matthews is too good for that shit. if i was him i wouldn't sign either.
>>69529123
He should go home to Arizona, then they'll win the cup soon
Ovi has 5 years left on his contract holy shit even if he blows by his standards how many goals will he have at the end of these 5 years?
>>69529136
How long does he have backstrom with him?
>>69529131
>Arizona
they could sign kessel, quick, doughty, subban, and get AV to coach, and still miss the playoffs
>>69529148
Forever basically
>>69528513
matthews will get cucked by some 24 year old """""""""""""""rookie"""""""""""""""""
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
The Clots just signed a 1-year contract with fucking Cory Conacher aka biggest NHL bust who always got traded in exchange for bag of pucks
>mfw the clots unironically signed Conacher
>>69529283
Wasn't he the guy that they traded to get bishop
>>69529312
and that was the only good trade he got used for
He then just roamed around in forever medicore SNES, BuffaLOW Sabres and Dumpster fire-mode Islanders
>>69529326
Well it's a 575k contract so it's not like it's monumentally bad. Still has more potential than some of the shitters like condra and jt brown
>>69529283
>whyzerman
>>69529283
>2014–15 New York Islanders NHL
>2014–15 Bridgeport Sound Tigers AHL
>2014–15 Utica Comets AHL
>2015–16 SC Bern Swiss-A
bean
>>69529368
and to mention most of his games he played in the AHL
good job yzernoob
>>69529006
Wait so you needed proof someone talking about Haula and Iowa was in fact a wild fan?
Jesus man.
>>69529587
No I wanted proof of some retard talking about cups was a fan of a team who has none
why does canada hate the mild so much desu
>>69529647
Autism Tbh, no other explanation
>>69529639
But I just proved that wasn't me talking about cups. Notice the first post doesn't have a (You)....
Publix
Well lads we are about halfway into July
How's your summer hockey hair looking?
>>69529685
yes
>>69529708
>>69529704
>tfw no pubsub
>>69529714
pm your address ill mail you one. i recommend italian
Holy shit another reasonable decision
>>69529706
Do you really let your grow out over summer? Its too hot and humid for that shit. Wait until it is below 0 for a mop to keep you warm.
>miller finally signed
happy days
>>69529753
literally who
>>69529776
literally who
>this triggers /hoc/
>>69529714
Don't fall for the meme. I literally just came back from Florida and had 2. Comparable to Subway or Quiznos. Floridashits dont know what real food tastes like
Fuck off chubbs
Its official now boys
>>69529755
smuk_anok
is it you?
>>69529807
I'm sure they are better than most other grocery stores but any respectable family owned deli would blow them out of the water
>>69529647
"hate" is a strong word. it's like watching a 3 year old at a playground. he's not going to jump as far or climb as high as the big boys, and you can put together a rational argument regarding why he won't. but it's not because you hate the little fella.
>>69529807
yeah it's a pretty rampant meme. like hey should we go to an authentic mexican or cuban cafe? nah let's get high-sodium processed factory meat on dense chewy bread
mmm
>tfw bought cheap new skates and kinda wish I bought used high quality skates
Like 200 dollar skates
>>69529859
>it's a tripcuck makes a post that isn't funny nor insightful
>>69529859
You also described the cancucks there, but I see your point
SMUK PLS COME BACK WE ARE IN NEED OF MEMES
@69529859
@69529841
@69529807
No, reddit, you CANT have my (You)s
>>69529914
I can b ur meme 2nite
>>69529953
it's not the same without smuk anok Funland-bro
I would pay money for smuk to come back
>>69529136
More than Laine will ever score
>>69529971
fuck those autists you bullied him for some nonsense, he was golden here
>>69530002
this is why you never listen to the childish anons that complain about tripfriends
>>69529136
I would imagine he gets well over 700. Possibly 800 depending on his health and ability to keep up.
>>69530002
Reminder it was assmad Canadians and tranpa fans that bullied him
>>69530035
>being mad at a computer generated code
that really is a new kind of autism
>>69529828
Alas no it is not he has forsaken us. I merely try to pass on his work
>>69530049
it was solely some people who couldn't handle the fact that he watches a show for little girls
that's it, how can people hate our meme god for that
>>69530049
canadians didn't care and smuk had a boner for tampa
>>69530110
He was our Jesus and we betrayed him and failed to protect him. We turned away from the memes and were overcome by our petty grievances
>>69530259
of course we didn't
that stuff isn't even against the law here
cantpucks on plebbicide watch
>>69530391
>>69530391
because some cunt yankers fan has a stupid opinion?
ohhhh noooooo
Best Finn coming through.
>>69530586
>opinion
>>69530871
>faggot
How much pts u think he'll get next year?
hey guys i got a cool new meme name for pulju. POOL PARTY
>>69531233
HAHA that's so fun :D can i use it sometimes?
>Vegas NHL team will be called the Knights
>>69531549
the BLACK knights
Scrivens
Remember when the >laffs drafted an actual retard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjjTaS77Pwo
![213_3_yrs__Cason___75_82[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o5iFmtp.jpg "213_3_yrs__Cason___75_82[1].jpg")
>>69531802
Catch!
>>69529684
Then why did you answer, retard?
>>69531820
6 seconds mark:
>Curtis Lazar. Good pick. Can't wait to see what he does in the next couple years!
RANK YOUR TOP 5 NHL AWARDS, THEN ARGUE:
1) Art Ross
2) Hart
3) Vezina
4) Norris
5) Calder
>>69532701
1. Art Ross
2. Rocket
3. Hart
4. Norris
5. Conn Smythe
>>69532701
calder is the worst, its almost never won by the actual best rookie
>>69532701
Smythe
Hart
Ross
Ted lindsay
Norris
Calder
Rocket
Vezina
Selke
Jennings
>lady byng: aka literal faggot
>bill masterson
>>69532793
Only this year because of that retarded 24 year old Kanebaby
>>69532805
>Ted Lindsay
Go back to /mu/ you contrarian faggot
>>69532839
There is literally nothing wrong with the ted lindsay trophy. Smell my dick, balls, and anus
>>69532701
1. Stan Lee Cup
2. Literally nothing else matters
>>69532821
>myers winning over benn
>ekblad winning over gaudreu
>>69532872
This missed the point entirely
>>69532821
And the year before
>>69532918
Flames nigger detected
Ekblad had the best rookie season for a defenseman since bobby fucking orr.
eat shit cowfucker
>>69532918
>>69532937
But Ekblad was the best rookie?
pietrangelo not being eligible for the Calder is the 4th biggest crime in NHL trophy history
>>69532941
he did not and you know it
>>69532918
>>69532941
>Nobody mentionning Stone
It's like you guys don't want a 60 points rookie who's the best at stealing the puck in the entire league.
>>69532966
kys flames homer
Ekblad was 2 points shy of bobby orr's scoring. Name one defenseman to play 20 minutes a game as an 18 year rookie
cant wait until lucic caves your meme manlet's head in
