Is it time for him to go Henry VIII?
Will Kobe commit suicide if his 4th kid isn't a boy
>Kobrick starts the game 0-3 From the field
>>69519109
You know the folk knowledge that a man who sleeps around on/ mistreats women is cursed to have female children. Good thing I don't believe in that shit. Wonder if Kobe is starting to :')
Kobe already has sons in the NBA though...
I was just thinking the other day how MJ's relationship with his sons would be.
Is he embarrassed by them? Does he even talk to them? Was he threatened by them growing up and made them shit on purpose?
>>69519428
I dunno, are his sons doing anything useful say in business or some shit?
Yeah I'm sure Kobe is just devastated at how awful his life is
What do all his sons have to say about this?
>>69519463
Their dad's a billionaire and they have the Jordan name, gonna be hard to fail at that I think. LeBron's kids look like they might be really good players though.
>post yfw the colorado chick could have given birth to the chosen mulatto sperm that was going to become a 7 time MVP and 10 rings
>>69519478
>>69519478
Yeah true, it just seems like a lot of top players sons/daughters end up being trash at life. I guess MJ would not be embarrassed if they actually did something useful with the money.
Will Dirk getting BLACKED by his wife produce the GOAT basketballer?
>>69519428
Do you think "it" ever picked up a basketball?
>>69519499
Magic probably dunked his balls into it's ass.
>>69519499
>gets aids
>has this as offspring
magic has had it rough tbqh
>Mamba
>>69519499
Surely his head is photoshopped holy shit
>>69519521
>>69519499
>aids
>mentally ill son
>buss didn't love him or leave anything for him in his will
how has magic not blown his brains out
>>69519534
He pretty much spends all his free time hanging around with Kobe and the Lakers. They're like his family too.
Also, he has another son who isn't a freak.
>>69519755
>>69519534
Also his daughter is fine as fuck
>>69519495
Yes, especially since her brothers are both professional footballers.
GOAT genes.
>>69519354
underrated
If you are an elite athlete, it better not to have a son who almost certainly won't be able to follow in your footsteps?
>>69519499
He had a starring roll in Ghostbusters
>>69519495
he's COLONIZING her m80
>>69521197
What where you slip those hands, Stevie.
Kobe trying to get a son is worse than his game shooting percentage
It's probably better off that he has girls anyway. It's very rare that kids of athletes play at or surpass their father's level anyway. The only ones I can think of is Curry and Prince Fielder who are active right now. Common consensus is that the kid usually a bit player or riding the bench.
>>69519109
He can only have girls?
kek
>>69519109
>implying that it's his waifu's fault
Men are the responsible party in determining a baby's sex.
Meh, if he did have a son, they prolly would have been a dive grass player.
if he really wants a son, I know a kid
I mean if he really wanted a boy he can always go the fertility treatment route
>>69519428
I do know that he is embarrassed by his lesbian daughter
>>69520085
No she isn't
