what is the greatest soccer goal of all time?
lol who fucking cares gay sport for women and children
>>69515890
Maradona vs England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk-kXwjASEE
Xabi Alonso's against Milan in 2005
lol who fucking cares gay sport for women and children
>>69515911
damn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ECoR__tJNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX60evT2js0
probably this
Gerrard's goal vs West Ham was pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uVF74OqZDY
>>69515890
To actually win a game and not tie
Also Bale's goal vs West Ham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXGTMEHtg0
Yes it is. Best goal I've seen. Remember against Olympiakos? OOOHHHH YA BEAUTEH WHAT A HIT SON
>>69515991
>>69516029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN1wgIey2es
god damn, he used to be so good
>>69515990
Lol women
Yeboah for Leeds v Wimbledon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11JPa0lkYOY
Some say that Bartra is still trying to catch Bale
>>69516127
>Some say that Bartra is still trying to catch Bale
t. reddit
>>69515890
This show is overrated
>>69515890
The bests of any subject are known even by people who don't invest a great deal of energy into following that subject.
As someone who never watches soccer it has to be one of those Pele backwards flip goals since even I'm aware of them.
Maradona vs 1986 England
because it was their first meeting after the Falkslands War and he made an entire country so butthurt for 30 years now
>>69516218
The "backwards flip" goals are cool, but they happen frequently enough that they're not considered the best unless it's from an insane distance or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZQ
>>69516148
I don't understand this, I would assume that reddit loves Barcelona because they are socialists and they can project their manlet fantasies onto Messi
>>69516260
You don't see anything wrong with bringing out the "some say that x is still trying to y" maymay again?
Got an original thought in that head of yours, Chad?
definitely sanchez penalty against argentina, or silva penalty against argentina, no question about it
>>69516260
reddit loves messi because libertarians hate taxes
I really like Zidane x Leverkusen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QryFUtRtUiM
I also love MArta against the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5xsomBuss
>>69516351
>those two midfielders sprinting at a guy in the center circle for no fucking reason
this is "best goal ever" not "worst defending ever"
agueroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in terms of impact. If you're asking what goal looks the prettiest, probably messi vs getafe
>>69516456
>sprinting at a guy for no reason
are you retarded?
>>69515890
Ohh im sorry, did you say greatest soccer goal of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck5P30zC3Z0
>>69516251
this is my favorite.
also that gerrard half volley where it's bouncing and he kinda bumps it off his cock and hammers it from 30 yards in the right channel slightly with the outside of his laces and it fades into the top left corner. but i haven't seen the goal in like five years, so i can't remember it well.
also, there was a goal from demba ba i want to say? someone on newcastle surely. maybe in 2014? where i swear he struck it with the outisde of his foot and it banana'd 90 degrees and found the side netting.
entirely too lazy to look them up, but those are the ones that are stuck in my head.
oh and that edgar davids goal on the run from like 40 yards. i've only seen grainy shite footage of it but it was a fucking lazer traveling at an impossibly taut trajectory from that distance.
>bearcum
>van basten '88 winner
>van bronckhorst in 2010 vs uruguay
>>69516662
also, there was a goal from demba ba i want to say? someone on newcastle surely. maybe in 2014? where i swear he struck it with the outisde of his foot and it banana'd 90 degrees and found the side netting.
Cisse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyij16zCiDo
>>69516662
>also that gerrard half volley where it's bouncing and he kinda bumps it off his cock and hammers it from 30 yards in the right channel slightly with the outside of his laces and it fades into the top left corner. but i haven't seen the goal in like five years, so i can't remember it well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UysG8PM1oU
>>69516314
How is it any better or worse than tsuuuu/for you/cuck?
>>69515910
t. Cletus
>>69516662
>oh and that edgar davids goal on the run from like 40 yards. i've only seen grainy shite footage of it but it was a fucking lazer traveling at an impossibly taut trajectory from that distance.
seedorf
https://youtu.be/ka7oHNKqNUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8nzTjJXOI
what did he mean
i always have liked this one by eto'o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhONxEOy68
>>69516662
and as for team goals, this one must be up there.
https://youtu.be/NmQfhkGPrM8
>>69517055
there's something about the way he twists his body and side-foots it... pure class and imagination
>>69516566
because a guy with the ball in the center circle is a threat on goal?
they should be cutting off passing lanes and marking the men behind them
>>69515991
>>69515991
not that impressed senpai. even a middling player can hit a rocket off the volley like that
I don't know why, but this one is always incredibly satisfying for me to watch
https://youtu.be/L68E2lQa_X0
>>69517231
this one is way more impressive off the volley:
>>69516852
>>69517255
in a similar vein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2xqReLEJU
you might say he had ages to line it up and that he got lucky, but I don't fucking care. just look at that thing fly
>>69515890
Any goal scored by Zlatan ever
Maicon's goal at world cup
Gio Dos Santos's goal, theone that made Tim Howard cry
>>69515959
DeRo had a similar one against LA when he still played in SJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML7Kh_Na3Tg
>>69516663
>bearcum
this
he scored quite a few good goals though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9u19SWSWeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n275iW54o68
>>69517386
woof
anyone remember that riise belter from a similar distance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oq974EmpBo
>>69516941
He's right you know.
Couldn't find a video of just this goal, but https://youtu.be/o_7MswKgxZc?t=3m
>>69517867
t. Cletus
I do appreciate individual talent combined with great teamwork, watch these kind of goals feels comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDgqRkktogc
Here, every brazilian player, even the goalkeeper touch the ball while the adversary couldn't do nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5HbmeNKino
Here, GOAT goal from the GOAT team
>>69517847
This is 90% inept goalkeeping than a great goal, he didn't even mean it to be a shot on goal.
>>69515890
Caniggia vs Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0FfcdZQ18
Riquelme vs Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_l3gFuyAEA
>>69517386
>right into the top left corner
>>69515911
dunno if it being against england makes it better or worse
>>69517847
Kek. 2002 was the best chance that England had to win a WC, since the 60's. They will wait 40 years for another generation like that
>>69515911
this one
/thread
>>69518101
i miss riquelme.
>>69515911
Michael Owen got payback vs Argentina with a sweet goal of his own in 1998 to put England up 2-1 in the knockout stage
https://youtu.be/Jb9PpXvSX4A
Really depends if you consider context important
Because if so Mardona's goal against England is certainly up there
Beckham's last minute goal for England that rocked the British Isles
https://youtu.be/wGuccP0SlnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9wR9p6e_zY
>>69515910
>>69515927
You know how I know you're gay? You posted the same thing twice.
>>69515990
lmao
what did she mean by this
>>69516251
nice GK you have there, England
>>69518428
But >we won that match so it didn't worth shit
>>69517036
How can one country be so lame at football?
And then they claim to have created the sport
You better create one decent keeper first
>>69516384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AaeVnkFxI
This one is better outside of the 2002 one being a CL final
>>69515911
This, tbqh
>Adriano vs. Argentina (CA 2004)
Oh boy, I still remember Olé's cover on the morning after
>>69516363
Hate us all you want, but Chilel will always be an irrelevant nation of brown manlets
>>69515911
>English """""""""""defending""""""""""""
Yeboah for Leeds against Wimbledon. Insane goal. He scored an amazing one v Liverpool too.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qo3VjGsBHzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYar-aoA64
:^)
>>69515890
no one knows, they all fell asleep before it happened
Some recent ones
Ramsey vs Gala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1Lq2XLSPY
Florenzi vs Barca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSj_R1HUFT4
Pogba vs Udinese
https://youtu.be/NzQCloXdF3Y?t=20
>>69515890
as a child I was in the North of Portugal doing vcations with my parents and my dad saw that Porto was coming to town and he bought tickets.
found the goal in youtube, it's the fifth one by Kostadinov, amazing goal, I remember the stadium roar. that pass, that kick without leting the ball touch the shitty field...
https://youtu.be/d8FsScqlPAc
>>69515890
How can I pick one?
>>69515890
This shit is so accidental sometimes that a better question would be
What is the greatest gk defence of all time?
>>69531244
>What is the greatest gk defence of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxe4r6SjH0
Messi vs Boateng/Neuer
he had already scored on Neuers inside post like 3 minutes earlier and I was shitposting on /sp/ furiously, then that goal happens and /sp/ implodes. The reactions alone made that the best goal for me. The meme's that followed with medical reports of Boateng, his broken hip, the gifs of him falling into a hole. It was priceless. Some anon even submitted his name for hip replacement surgery waiting list
>>69530061
I wonder how big is his dick.
