euro 2016 was the last opportunity England had to win a trophy in the queen's lifetime and they blew it
>>69510406
what about some WC they won in the 60's?
>>69510406
the queen will outlive everyone in here and you know it.
She's probably already dead and they're just pretending, like Weekend at Bernie's
Or maybe there's some voodoo going on, like Weekend at Bernie's 2
>>69510406
>queen
>not immortal
Fucking shitposting aussie cunts
You realize she became queen in 1952 right? She was alive and ruling in 66
Last two digits of this post is how many more years she lives for
>>69510406
what is this then?
Her country are world champs
>>69510841
>le windsors are german XD
plebbit is that way
>>69510856
>saxe coburg gotha
>>69510601
We'll see about that!
last two digits of this post is how many weeks the queen has to live
>>69511008
dubs confirms
>>69510856
how brainwashed is he
>>69511008
Holy God! Can't wait
>>69511033
Are Eye Pee
>>69511033
>>69511008
Someone call the alarm
>>69511070
its time for that creature to go la
>>69511008
>>69511033
Later, Liz.
>>69511111
>>69511111
CHECKED
>>69511111
>>69511033
>>69511008
Will it be isis ?!
>>69511111
fuckin checked
>>69511111
>>69511008
>>69511033
>>69511111
DELETE
pls stop bullying england
pls ;_;
>>69511204
DENTIST
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>yfw she was pretty cute back in the day
is it true that she was a nympho back in the day?
>>69511233
Would rise up against
>>69511111
>>69511111
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>69511310
Arsene?!
>>69510856
>literally retarded
>>69510904
>>69511039
>>69511698
>come from Germany in 1714
>get the surname Saxe-Coburg and Gotha through marriage in 1840
>otherwise completely British in language, manners, culture and dress, never mind being the MONARCHS OF FUCKING BRITAIN
Only uneducated fucking idiots with latent leftist republican sympathies think that the royal family are actually German in any meaningful way. Educate yourself on European monarchy and the concepts of nationalism and national culture before spouting this half-baked shit
It's the height of hypocrisy. No ordinary white British person would have their ancestry scrutinised in such a way in order to deny their Britishness. But because they're the royal family all the nastiest, bitterest, stupidest little subhuman republican goblins come crawling out of the woodwork spouting their shit-tier opinions they got from other idiots on QI or Mock the Week or something
>>69511862
Yummy
Pasta
>>69511008
>>69511033
Great, cant wait to become a republic
>>69511988
Join us brother
>>69511988
Thought you were already a republic of China
Weyyyyyyy
>>69512018
Hongcouver has no help, they can make their own chinese city-state for all I care
>>69512018
>>69512047
NOT ON AMERICA'S WATCH
>>69511988
Hang yourself, traitor
>England winning anything, ever
>>69510406
Like she fucking cares. She's gonna be 90 on her next birthday, does she really do anything at all during the day except change outfits for her next meal?
The sad thing is she loves horses and none of hers have ever won a race
>>69515117
she's 90 now.
>>69515089
>being cucked by a family of parasites
>>69510406
>she wont live to 130
she is the curse that is preventing england to get 9 worldcups in a row
>>69511310
Oh god that is horrible
>>69510406
We shall do it for Queen Catherine. If not her, then her daughter Princess Charlotte... and so on. It could take awhile before England wins anything again.
It was the happiest day of her life
>>69511008
>>69511033
TFW we will be alive to see the reign of King Charles
>>69516190
She'll probably end up cucking Henry with an Arab, just like his mother.
She still hands out the Darts trophy, right? So there's still that to look forward to.
>>69515106
>England not winning everything ever at least once, with the exception of those damned euros.
>>69511111
Your mum dies in her sleep tonight brexittors.
>>69516276
he's a nerd
>>69517855
No. Fuck you shitter
>>69517855
nope
>>69510406
Does Liz watch footy?
>>69515789
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>69510791
/thread
>>69511862
But because they're the royal family, the nastiest, bitterest, stupidest little subhuman reptilian goblins.
>implying it's not coming home in 2018
you'll see
>>69510406
No Gods No Masters
>>69511008
>>69511033
>>69511111
LET'S GET THIS MEME MAGIC STARTED
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.
>Duke of Normandy
Would that mean she is also de jure Queen of the French?
>>69525052
No, the claim to the French throne was relinquished by George III in 1800
>>69510791
i thought that black line on the left was a scratch on my screen wtf
>>69511008
>>69511033
Date of death 6th September
>>69510791
>the Queen was not only alive, but old enough to be the Queen and well into her adulthood win England last won their ancient World Cup
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick, she's fucking old.
>>69525052
>all those landed titles
nigga racking up the demesne too large opinion modifiers
>>69525052
>All these titles just because she got lucky and was born into a "royal" family
Holy shit, the British truly are medieval. Daily reminder that every American political leader ever is automatically better than the British monarchy because they were at least elected to their position AND weren't treated like fucking Demigods who descended from heaven unlike these fuckwads who do nothing but sit on a throne.
>based queeny will probably die soon
>we'll be stuck with charles
>>69526600
god save our "gracious" King
>>69526522
Low centralization laws probably.
>>69526563
bad post
>>69525341
Apparently in the 60s when she went to Normandy some people were calling her their duchess
>>69526600
just kick them out
>>69526563
I wouldn't expect a yank to understand
>>69526600
The crown will skip Charles and go straight to William
It's already been arranged
Screencap this
>>69526483
>she's fucking old.
Well yeah, she's 90.
>>69510856
They literally changed their name to Windsor during the First World War, to sound less German......
>>69526563
The crown only exists because the people want it to exist, divine right of kings was thrown out the window after the Glorious Revolution when parliament kicked out one king and picked another.
>>69526805
>tfw that pupper is long, long dead
Dogs should live 50 years at least
>>69526841
My German Shepherd is 14 and his hips are deteriorating. Worst feeling in the world senpai
>>69526841
same for good ol Blondi
>>69526563
>Holy shit, the British truly are medieval
Well we're not the only ones who still have a monarch - Norway, Sweden, Netherlands, Japan, Belgium, Spain, Denmark, etc.
Of course they're all irrelevant compared to Britain's.
What good is it to have a monarchy in THE CURRENT YEAR?
Explain yourselves brits
>>69526841
Neverending supply of Welsh corgis.
>>69526882
Our Queen is number 322 in the line of the British Throne, just wait we'll get our muslim populous to allahu achbar the remaining 321
>>69526874
Stop buying purebread dogs. They are literally Armish-tier degenerated. Humans can't into healthy breeding unless it's crops.
>>69510623
Weekend at Bernie's is a good as fuck movie
>>69526841
Dogs truly are a blessing to this fucked up world
>>69526912
To me it just seems grubby having an elected, political head of state
>>69526912
Well the other option is to have a president and politicians are only in it for their own gain, the royal family aren't trying to climb up any further so they aren't easily corrupted. They are also a good face and national symbol for the UK, they also do a lot of diplomacy and charity work.
also tradition and shiet
>>69525052
You forgot Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
>>69526805
Poor Queen, her Majesty subjects don't really help her.
>>69525052
>ywn travel back in time to give Milton his completed Paradise Lost, Paradise Regain'd, and Samson Agonistes cycle to publish it, shame the monarchist heretics, and save the Commonwealth after Cromwell dies
>>69510406
8 weeks you old bag
Can you imagine the meme potential if she had died shortly after Brexit or Dentists?
All these lost keks
>>69526919
He's a rescue dog though. Trust me I don't fuck around with breeding
>>69527126
don't cut yourself on that edge hans
>>69527126
There is still potential. The incubation period of losing to part time dentists is unknown.
>>69526912
Monarchs aren't elected and aren't political, like what those two Brits said. Look at how Erdogan and Putin were both elected heads of state and still ran shit in their countries.
The royal family is a source of ceremony, and people love that shit. The Queen having a tea party is way more PR friendly than Joe Biden showing up and fondling some children somewhere.
Also I heard it argued that the monarch is a potential constitutional stop gap in case parliament does anything too tyrannical. In theory, all political power does flow from the crown and the Queen is the commander and chief.
>>69526992
Blackfyre for life senpai. Fuck Dany.
>>69526841
no that would ruin them, if you want to extend their average lifespan it shouldn't on average be longer than 20
>>69527067
fuck Milton desu, never want to read him again after taking upper levels on him
>>69527327
t. pleb cancuck
>>69511111
PRAISE KEK
>>69527370
desu if you REALLY value anything pre-modern except shakespeare, you're a dinosaur
>>69527437
Nah man plenty of good books from back then, you just can't be forced to read them.
>>69527523
I take that back, Thomas Browne is cool
>>69527553
>>69527553
I've been reading The Alexiad recently. I think thats pretty cool.
Why do Amerinigs get so triggered by the monarchy?
>>69527633
Because they're stupid and believe their own national myths
>>69527633
>>69527690
Don't be faggots I was defending the monarchy.
>>69510406
>The current year
>Having a monarchy
Literally and unironically a sand nigger tier of a cuntry
>>69527633
Fearing the king of England is one cornerstone of their right to own a firearm (i.e to get shot). They would go insane without it.
>>69527741
>Ameriguns are jealous of other countries culture and history
Kek, aren't you supposed to be at the voting booth to choose your next 4 years of disappointment?
>>69527437
>>69527553
DESU lad Shakespeare is an early modern writer but truly you are a pleb. I mean at the very LEAST Cervantes is good? No Arthur cycle? Homer? Come on son. And let's be clear, Milton is Top of the God-tier in the all-time list of English writers.
>>69511988
Don't do it bro. ANZAC and the other meme countries (like Barbados) want to remove Liz as the head and the only time they can do it is when she dies.
Don't do it. ANGLOSPHERE COULD RULE THE WORLD.
>>69516276
If the Queen dies. Then Charles won't be on the throne for very long. He's 68. But after him, it's Prince William, then Princess Charlotte, then Prince Henry then Prince Andrew then we're into meme succession like the retard Princess Beatrice.
>>69526912
The Royal Family give a £5.4bn a year revenue to the UK in tourism and shit.
>>69528361
Where does Liam Gallagher stand in the succession desu?
>>69528400
Dunno. You'd have to do research.
>>69528361
>Charles won't be on the throne for very long. He's 68.
If he is 68 it still could mean over 20 years easily if he doesn't abdicate in favor of his son.
>>69528394
>give a £5.4bn a year revenue to the UK
That's a bs statistic and you know it.
>>69528555
He's pretty much a nutterbutter as it is. I wouldn't be surprised if he does a few years and abdicates.
>>69528570
The annual report states that the monarchy costs the UK approximately £35.7 million. That works out at about 56p per person, per year for the taxpayer.
The revenue paid to the UK from the Crown Estate is at a record £285 million. So, take away the Queen’s £35.7 million, and the UK is left with £249 million. So, because of the royal family, your taxes are actually about £3.80 cheaper per year than they would be if the Queen did not rule.
The £249 million doesn’t even include the money that tourism brings in, which is estimated at £500 million.
Now that's not excluding the value of the various companies the Royals have. Which is at several billion in terms of 'financial power'.
So, yes, they do give that.
>tfw you will always be higher in line to the throne than your little bro
>>69528596
Also, the amount of money a royal figure brings into a charity from the commonwealth shared far exceeds anything they cost the taxpayer. They literally make billions every year for foreign and domestic charities just for popping in for a cup of tea and waving a little bit.
>>69528750
Exactly. Which is why I told that Mongol to shut the fuck up. This picture applies to other nationalities after all.
The Royal Family exists because it barely costs anything. Anybody who wants the Royal Family gone will be losing money, not gaining it. They suddenly think that the £40m a year (it's less) to run the Royal Family will all plop into their account. When in fact, taxes would go UP to cover the loss.
>b-b-but if the Royals weren't there, then the land they own would be with hardworking proper people!!!!
Possible. But the Royals don't do the fucking farming themselves. They hire exceptionally skilled people to do so. They keep people in a fucking job and pay the tax. They also forget, these Anti-Royalists, that the Royal Family is LEGALLY entitled to have a seat in the House of Lords, but they decline it in order not to show favouritism.
>>69516190
Kate only likes cricket though. :(
>>69530095
K8 is top qt
>>69510937
>you'll never clip paddies at 500 yards with an FAL in the name of Her Majesty
>>69528361
>But after him, it's Prince William, then Princess Charlotte
Have you forgotten about William and Kate's first born son, George? He'll be next in line after William - will be George VI I think.
>>69530095
She likes a whole range of sports. She's a very sport person and is always promoting sport.
>>69530101
There's something very pleasing about her smile
>>69510841
>Lahm is such a manlet that he's not even lifting the cup
JUST
>>69530257
Lahm is huge. He single-handedly blocked a Ronaldo freekick in that World Cup.
>>69530145
Yeah I meant to type him but...
>Charles, Prince of Wales (b. 1948), eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II
>Prince William, Duke of Cambridge (b. 1982), elder son of Charles, Prince of Wales
>Prince George of Cambridge (b. 2013), son of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
>Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (b. 2015), daughter of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
>Prince Henry of Wales (b. 1984), younger son of Charles, Prince of Wale
So what if the Queen, Charles and William all died in like a car crash or something would they actually give it to William's 2 year old son or 1 year old daughter? Surely they'd just go straight to Harry.
>>69531692
I honestly don't know what they'd do
Obviously George is the heir according to the line of succession, but he's too young to fulfill the monarch's duties. You could install someone (probably Harry) as a regent, but there would still have to be a coronation for George, which would be extremely problematic. Think about it - what would it do for Britain's standing in the world and the prestige of the monarchy as an institution to have billions of people watch a toddler crowned as our head of state? And what if he has a tantrum? I think in all likelihood they would have to do something unprecedented like create a steward of the throne until George comes of age
>>69526934
The sequel was okay. It had funny black people
>>69511233
Bhutan's queen takes the cake though
