>The coach asks dad to leave because he started yelling at me again
>>69502646
back to /r9k/, pathetic frog faggot loser
>tfw dad yells at the other kids
I didn't want to be popular anyways
Wna chori weon
>dad shows up halfway through the game and is watching the wrong field
>>69502714
>decide to partecipate in a summer tournament with my firends
>dad decides to coach us and yells at everyone (he even got sent off in the semifinal)
thank god we won it, buti t was embarassing
>>69502800
>dad leaves the stands 5 minutes before the game ends and drives home without you
>tfw dad got thrown out of game for arguing calls with the umpire
one of my teammate's dads in little league fought the coach because he switched his son from third to first base because he couldn't throw. cops had to come take him. and my dad used to buy me hot dogs to eat while i was in the dugout. man i miss little league.
>>69502646
>mfw mom was always with me at soccer games
>never screams and has no agressive behaviour
>just chatting with other people casually
feelsgoodman
>refereeing wife's son's team
>son's dad shouts at me throughout the match
>you score an own goal and your dad pretends he doesn't know you
>>69502646
>mfw my dad was the coach and I was an absolute lunatic with hard fouls and mouthing off to the ref to the point where he would throw me out of the game and have my mom take me home despite being the best player on the team.
Dad never came to any games, always had to get lifts and sort out my own way of getting there, tfw other teammates dads would congratulate their sons on playing well on the drive back and talk about getting them maccies and shit for dinner
>dad shows up to your game drunk and belligerent
>>69502926
>son's dad
this one was great
>dads of the other children yell at the trainer to take me off
>dad never went to see my games
>went to all my brother's games
>Dad says he will be waiting in the car till my game is over
>the car isn't in the lot after the game
>coach has to stay with me till he comes back
>says to coach that he thought soccer games lasted longer
>I know he went to drink
>dad brings his trashy new girlfriend to the game
>dad to cheep to buy equipment
>gives me gear thats broken
>hockey stick is more tape than wood
>gives me my sisters figure skates, stuffs them with plastic bags and spray paints them blue
>dad cheered me on even though i was shit
>>69503017
>17
>Dad gets told to leave the stands because he throws lit cigarettes at the other players
>slide in hard on some frail Ronaldo wannabe
>"whoops went too hard, going to get a red"
>Rent-a-Ref doesn't even call a foul
>Mexican parents go insane screaming and threatening me
>ref tells them to leave
>mfw
>>69503229
>christmas flag
>>69503229
A fucking tree
>>69503323
>>69503335
SPREADIN CHRISTMAS CHEER
>>69502875
Wew lad
>tfw Dad was the coach
>didn't start you
>>69503032
This reminds me.
>get fouled
>friend's dad yells at me to stop diving
>>69503204
shut up retard, he did nothing wrong
>>69503373
WITH ISIS BOMBS!!!!
>>69503017
>>69503229
>>69503382
im sorry :(
I referee youth soccer now mainly like 15-18 year olds. Parents don't really say much anymore at these ages, he'll a lot don't even show up at the games
But the younger ages, like 11-13, some of those parents I want to call out for how horrible they are
>when a parent thinks saying GO JOHNNY GET THE BALL will make him play harder
I have done games where kids yell at their parents to shut the fuck up, their own mom, and I just laugh my ass off and give the kid a high five and point and laugh at the parent
Also had kids ask me to make their parents leave because of how annoying they are
>Dad knocked the coaches lights out when he tried to line us up for surprise penis inspection after the game
My dad never really watched my games.
He was at the games, but pretty much just talked with the other dads instead of really watching.
One time, at my most glorious game where I scored 2 goals (I was a defensive midfielder usually, so I rarely ever scored) and we won 3-2 against the leader team, my dad literally missed both goals despite standing right at the sidelines.
I unironically had to describe him the goals afterwards.
I was quite pissed.
>score two goals
>some other guy in my team scores 3
>dad literally pissed the fuck off
he killed my interest in football.. i could have been decent
>>69503204
You trying to pass your anger at yourself for being shit onto your supportive dad is truely pathetic to be honest familia.
>parents never went to any of my games because they're dead
>>69507051
nah, that was probably just their excuse
they just couldn't care less about your games and had better things to do, anon, sorry to say that
>>69506955
>I referee youth soccer
Why?
>>69502646
>yfw as a futball-dad you barely say anything to your son, besides the occasional applaud or cheering
>be 8 year old
>playing centerback
>bored defending
>intercept pass and dribble length of the field
>slot it past the keeper
>teammates going crazy
>my greatest athletic achievement ever
>run over to sideline
>"MOM DID YOU SEE THAT"
>"no sorry honey, what happened"
i never recovered.
>dad went to my games, watched them as a normal person
What's wrong with all of your dads?
>dad has a cheeky chuckle while overhearing other parents talking about how I don't really play the game and just hit guys
>>69510130
Shame on you for making your mom watch faggy divegrass
>be kid playing pee wee football
>tight game dad pulls me aside during 4th quarter
>says kid on the other team keeps giving dirty hits
>tells me to put kid on his ass
>after the play run up and punch kid in the stomach
>he falls down crying
>get thrown out of the game
>team gets a 20 yard penalty
>lose game
>coach furious and never starts me again
T-thanks dad
>>69510349
My friend has a story like this
>be him
>playing basketball
>his dad is the coach
>something like 30 seconds left in the game
>we're down by 4
>his dad tells him to intentionally foul kid on the other team
>doesn't know what that really means, so he tackles the kid with the ball
>everyone freaking out
>his dad starts yelling at hi,
>"You told me to do that!"
>everyone freaks out on his dad
>>69510179
>Playing runarmour
>be winger
>coach's son starts over me even though he is shit
>get pissed
>my classmate plays for the team we well face next
>tell him to ask his team mates to injure the fucker
>mfw they actually did it the absolute madmen
>i buy the guy who did it candy later
>my dad didn't care about sports
>no pressure to impress him
>just play my best for myself and my team
feels good.
>>69510130
what the hell is wrong with ameicans, why are they even reproducing if they dont like their kids
>>69502912
Town bicycle
>tell my dad that i'm finally in a team
>remember the glow in his eyes
>invite him to the semi-finals
>"what the shit is this shit"
>"it's called starcraft dad, it's the future of sports"
he has never looked at me the same way since
>>69510349
>>69510523
Crazy dad stories? My friend's dad is a legitimate psycho
>we play little league baseball together
>his parents are divorced but his dad still comes to every game
>friend is pitcher
>kid on other team gets 2 rbis and double off my friend
>his dad pulls him aside in the dug out
>tells my friend to bean the kid, thats what they do in the pros
>next time said kid comes at bat my friend throws the ball right at him
>hits him in the face
>broken nose blood everywhere
>my friend is traumatized on the verge of tears
>everyone rushing to see if kid is ok
>my friends dad is on the side giving him a thumbs up
He didn't get in trouble cause its little league amd no one is expected to have the accuracy to do that intentionally. But his dad is full of crazy stories
>>69510928
this should get a (you)
>coach is dad of some weeb teammate
>he's a bit of a weeb himself
>play a shit game
>coach enters the locker room
>outrage starts
>he starts a rant where he says kanker at least 10 times (I reckon most of /sp/ knows that cancer is the Dutch edgy swear word)
>cancer team can't play for shit all you do is cancer around you bunch of cancer patients
>weeb son starts crying
>rest of locker room starts laughing hysterically
>coach left, never to be seen again
>son remains in team for rest of the season
Good times, I still pass by his son sometimes
>>69502987
Man this use to happen to a kid i played little league with
>>69503204
this.
Dad, plz stop
He even brought a videocamera back then
>>69502646
When are you going to learn anon? when?
>>69510928
kek
>be goat defender
>seriously injure other kids
>their dads want to beat me after the game
>dad was flirting with some random bitch
>run for my life and hide in the jungle
My childhood was nice.
My childhood was nice
>>69510928
He will understand one day
>>69506976
>but you still got daily penis inspections at home
>>69513331
>be goat defender
what game is this in Brazil in which you have to defend goats
>his dad wasn't thrown out from multiple different sports
>>69502646
back to /r9k/, pathetic frog faggot loser
>>69513331
>that flag
>goat defender
kek
>>69506984
Vug
>>69510600
Underrated
>>69511101
More pls
>>69513562
Geg
>be me at 12
>love basketball
>smaller kid so always played point guard
>was sensitive to my height but tried to ignore the bullying
>was fast and quick with good handles, never scoring a lot but got assists
>Dad came to watch my games
>one time I was dribbling down the sideline when I heard him talking with other dads
>"Yeah, that's my kid, the midget."
>Was crushed he saw me that way
>Never wanted him back, only wanted Mom
>grew up a manlet
>still think about it today
I hate sports.
>>69516027
holy shit anon... i need a drink
>>69510928
i know that feel so much. i even won a 30k prizepool CSS tournament and he just shrugged
>Dads the coach
>Dad plays me all the time even though the other kids are way better
>>69502646
you must suck then
quit now, save your dad the embarrasment of having to watch you drag your sorry ass across the field
>>69503382
damn
>>69510600
kek
>you've already played all the meaningful sports you will in your life
literally kinda crying m8s
>>69518337
>crynada
>Dad still comes to my games
>I'm 23
Only time I scored in the past two years is when he wasn't there kek.
>play baseball from age 4-14
>Have to win or my dad would beat me
Fuck that drunk bastard.
>Score a goal in the first half
>Dad arrived to the match in the second half
it was my moment to make him proud and destiny didn't allow it.
>little league football
>our team is called the typhoons
>phoons for short
>team dads get drunk on bottomless mimosas one Saturday morning before our game
>they decide it's a good idea to become the "phoon goons"
>start heckling the other team's dads, as well as the volunteer refs from the YMCA
>friend's dad is arrested and sentenced to substance abuse classes
good times
>be me age 6-14
>best friend lives next door
>play same position at same club
>we go from club to better club to even better club
>dad always takes us to practice and the games
>best friend is the son of a single mom
>dad keeps cheering louder for my friend
>tfw i'm 90% sure he had a relationship with my best firends mom
[spoiler]my friend was better at football than me too[/spoiler]
>12
>join football team
>have to learn entire 30 page playbook
>cant
>put a wide reciver
>all the quarterbacks were coaches sons
>couldn't throw for shit
>I get sometimes played
>mostly was linebacker
>pretty sure I got a concussion once
>one day a kid gets tackled funny
>kid had stitches in arm
>stitches open
>blood everywhere
>kid has 7 inch open wound
that's about all i remember.
i never actually caught one ball despite being a receiver, because every pass I got was totally fucking off
>>69510130
>i never recovered.
>dad was an autistic engineering nerd who didn't care that I played soccer or any sport and actively discouraged me from doing it
>>69506955
Being an amateur reff sounds like a lot of fun Have you had parents trying to bribe you with money? I remember being watching a final it went so wild because the reff seemed to be in favor of one team one player even jumped with a kick over the back of the reff after not calling an obvious penalty.
>dad has dementia and doesn't know who you are
>>69516027
Did not sign up for these feelings anon.. Sorry
>started playing basketball at 14 years old at school
>in 6 months or so i get to the main team in my school, as a sub tho
>we beat every team in the city
>we go to the nationals
>important game, im on the state team as a sub, i really dont care, im happy i made it
>dad is really angry im not the team star
>i know i wont get a minute in this game, i dont really care
>my little brother comes to the bench "my dad says if you dont enter the game you cant use the computer
>in front of all my teammtes
this kills me inside a little everytime i remember
>>69518586
Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>69518857
;__;
Pillow to the face Anon, it's the only merciful thing
I shouldn't have opened this thread
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>>69519525
atleast you got a photo with the trophy
>in-town basketball league (pre high school)
>last game of regular season
>one of the kids on the other team gets a technical for getting pissed and screaming at his teammate
>his dad is fucking furious, walks on the court and literally drags him off
>we already inbounded the ball after making the free throw so the other team couldnt sub him out so he got a 2nd technical and ejected (him and his dad were probably already in the parking lot at this point)
>mfw we faced that team again in the playoffs the next game and he couldnt play because he got ejected
>playing baseball
>batter hits ball over to where im standing
>"HOLD ON GUYS I GOT IT"
>flies right over my fucking head
>kid double dribbles in basketball
>dad is coach
>"hey ref, bend over and use your good eye!"
Based
>grandpa visits your during training after his walk with the dog
>buys you icecream on the way home
>they both passed away long ago
I miss them, /sp/
>Be shit rugby league player
>dad call me shit at footy infront of me and my friends
>I spent time practicing to get better
>got better, cheated out of an award, literally went from 2nd worst player in the team to top 5 in a team of 24
>dad made me a personalised trophy and says he's proud of me
He was honest even if it meant hurting people. Just made making him happy even sweeter
>played sports all my childhood and 20s
>father died when I was 5
But I always looked at the benches and imagined my father watching and being proud of me
>>69506955
I distinctly remember an Italian mother in my youth who would scream "MATTEO! MATTEO!" at her poor son who really looked like he didnt want to be there for practically the full game
>score the winning PK in soccer tournament
>teammates rush the field and dogile on top of me
>dad runs on and beelyflops on top of the pile
t-thanks dad
>be me
>score a cheeky 90+ min goal against the first team in our league
>grants us the first place by 1 point
>a few minutes left
>me and my mates celebrate the goal
>opponent goalie kicks one of us in the head while we are celebrating
>kid's dad runs like fucking crazy on the pitch and punch the goalie in the face with the power of 9000 suns
>massive fights breaks out
>get to see my dad fight like the real white nigger he is
feels goods lads
I love amateur soccer
>>69523196
;_;
>>69502646
>>69502714
underage fags pls leave
>played volleyball (I was very competitive, I played in the youth clubs system. Before you say shit, the sport is awesome I met a bunch of cool dudes and the girls were off the chain)
>starting on both offense and defense because I was a fucking God (rare for my tall height)
>win a bunch of shit in the club league
>fast forward a few years, I'm in high school
>freshman coach hates me because I didn't give a fuck about high school volleyball cuz our team sucked dick and always fucked around
>sat me out for the remainder of the season, 3 games in total just to "teach me a lesson"
>at this point, my dad who had divorced my mom was living in China and never got to see my games finally made it out here
>but had to see his son humiliated on the bench because the coach was a cuck, and would rather send the awful bench players to fill the void of the best player
>dad looks disappointed as fuck the entire time, but never says anything
Sorry nigga
I'll always take the dad who doesn't care over the dad who gets way too into it, whether you do well or not
>>69523557
So if you're so great, did you play in college or anything more prestigious than that?
>>69523633
Nah I washed out shortly after and got addicted to drugs actually. Heroin is a huge problem in the western suburbs of Chicago, and unfortunately I am among its victims.
>dad calls class mates mum a fat bitch and to learn how to drive as we leave the school car park
>in elementary school
>mothers day coming
>class is making a play for their mothers
>teacher makes me the lead because I'm her favorite
>everyone gets a rose to toss at their mothers at the end of the play
>play starts
>everyones mothers are there except for mine
>play really good, get applauds from other mothers from time to time
>end of the play comes
>mother still not there
>randomly throw the rose out
>later find out she passed out in home with heroin again
>never take part in any play ever again
Why are parents such assholes bros?
>>69523654
>blaming the heroin
>calling yourself a victim
Nah you're just a faggot
>>69523743
That was a pretty shit story considering you made it up
>>69511101
please share
>>69523763
I wish.
>mom goes to my game
>reads a book the entire time
>"you were great out there honey!"
>>69523744
It was more a figure of speech than an attempt to blame my particularly bad life choices on a dangerous drug, you can relax.
If it's any consolation to you, I've since then quit drugs and gotten my life together. I'm actually in law school now, surprising considering I was in jail for a year after high school
>>69523817
It's better than having a screaming dad. Unless she left your dad for another man.
>>69503382
Good i honestly hated when coaches always started their kids even if they were shit.
>>69503306
thats american soccer for you. no blood no foul and its great
>my teammates and I are 10 y old or so
>some of their dads are literally giving the ref, a kid just a few years older than us, the shits throughout the game
>When the match ends, my dad, a quiet guy, who never utters a word when watching football 'cause he is busy watching, gives the other dads the biggest shitstorm I have ever seen in my entire life
>"They are kids for fuck sake. What does it matter if the throw was the other way? If this is how you idiots treat the referees, my son will never set foot in in this god damn club ever again"
D-dad, I l-love you ;_;
>>69523887
Our coaches would barge in screaming their lungs out in the locker room after the game if we had a sort of shitty game when we were 7-8 years old. The older I get the more I realised how fucking absurd it is.
>>69523835
Good luck on the way ahead burgerbro.
>>69518542
>stansdad.jpg
>be me
>dad never went to my high school games because he was too busy coaching the celtics to a championship
>try to win the respect of my dad
>win state high school championships but he wasn't there
>get drafted
>get traded to dad's team
>make more money than my dad
i think i've finally earned my dad's respect, /sp/
>tfw mom's husband always called me a choker
>>69503204
>aged 24
>dad still calls me a genius who can do anything
dad, pls, you're not fooling anyone
>>69523835
>law school
Faggot
Good job
>>69523557
>played volleyball (I was very competitive)
>>69502646
>tfw playing junior rugby and I tackled the referees son hard, so the ref picked me up and shouted at me so my dad ran on the field and beat the shit out of the ref
i think my dad is pretty based desu
>>69513801
one moment really stands out man
In that match I scored 2 goals in a 5-2 victory (the other three goals were split among teammates, nobody had more than 2). I remember my dad being mad at me that I wasn't scoring enough. He drove me home, not even speaking to me, when we arrived at home my mum asked me how it went and I said I scored 2 and immediately my father went on a fucking tirade saying how I scored just 2 of 5 and I was fucking shit etc. Fucker literally ruined it for me, I even urged my mother to tell him not to come to my games so I could play freely but he just had to go.
I also remember him beating me in front of my teammates because I was being """"""rude"""""" (I replied to something he said by saying "so what", which he hated). Was embarrassed as fuck the entire day.
>>69524708
What a beautiful and civilized culture.
>>69524834
>be super patriotic english man
>still tattoo the sign of your fiercest enemy in recent history
will never understand this
>>69524834
so what was he supposed to do, let some random guy pick up his 10 year old son, shout in his face and shake him?
>>69524865
>swastika
>sign of Germany
nay, the nazist movement was meant to be global
there were black nazis too, it has nothing to do with races or nationalities, it's just a sign of patriotism (in the bad way, like hating everyone else). imo it suits brits
>>69523720
what was that bitch reaction though?
>>69503382
your dad was a good coach
>>69524902
t. Alberto Himmler
>>69524951
Nigga, I'm pretty much antifa
>>69524951
f u c k i n g k e k
>>69524708
League, I'm guessing.
>>69524951
>>69524951
what the fuck is this t. meme
>be on wrestling team jr year of high school
>very mediocre. built extremely well was mostly muscle but terrible motor skills and lack of limb awareness
>quarterfinals match against wrestler from rival high school that was the wrestling powerhouse in state
>grueling match that came down to final period. in the end almost got pinned but used upper weight strength to flip and get the pin
>never seen my dad so proud of me entire life
>still end up losing in semifinals but win 3rd place match against bro from same school
>come home and dad made lobster bisque with real lobster my favorite meal
>week later I found out quarterfinal match was actually against an 8th grader that wrestled for the high school because of club team shit
I never told him /sp/. my dads proudest moment of me athletically was a sham. I won at least but it still feels phony
>>69524902
t. Nazi hasta la muerte
>>69525071
>bait/10
Take this obligatory go back to rebbit though.
>>69503229
Hey how's the motherland doing
>>69525003
nope, union at the time. played league when I was older and had no such issues with referees
>>69525071
yeah, no reddit is this way burgerbro
>>69525191
>>69525176
nevermind I googled it
thanks friends
:^)
>>69525202
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>69502646
>dad is the coach and he won't stop yelling at me
He never did it to anyone else. After a few years I started to think he just wanted an excuse to yell at me without my mom getting in the way.
>>69525236
>Coach asks you why you're not scoring fast enough
>try and explain you play defense don't need to score much since you play defense/defensive mid
>get yelled at and mocked off
Senior year lacrosse was truly suffering
>>69525287
>lacrosse
>>>/asp/
>>69525202
>googleing memes that are not even old
How new are you?
Kys(kill yourself) pls(please)
>tfw i voluntarily go to my wife's son's games
>always sucked at football
>only subbed in at last few mins because we all had to play
>dad was on all games, supported me, and said only positive things
>quit football, try boxing
>dad never came to one match
Guess it was his way of showing me he doesn't like the change. His support during football times was great
>>69514113
>>69523798
Another story
>friends birthday
>dad not allowed at the moms house
>he shows up anyway and just stands jn front of the house
>her and the step dad telling him to leave
>he says street is public property
>my friend amd I are just happy to have his dad there and to young to comprehend the insanity of it
>step dad calls the cops
>cops show up and back the dad up that he's on public property
>his mom starts crying
>my friend and I eat cake in his dads truck
Pretty selfish yet alpha tbqh
>>69525391
Not him, but I'll sometimes go to other boards and spend months without visiting /sp/
>be me goalkeeper
>playing in the districts tourney
>game ends 3-3 and goes to penalties
>literally save 2 pens
>teams lovable chad scores the winning pen
>everyone in the team goes to hug chad, even my dad although i stopped two fucking pens
this is why i hate penaldo
>>69523543
grandpa pls
>be 6-9 years old
>our team is in third or second league
>everyone except me and some other classmate is shit
>I'm literary a magician of the league, outpacing, outdribbling everyone from, scoring the most impossible goals
>Everyone always just passed me the ball, because they knew I'm gonna somehow score
>remember literary sometimes running from defense and outdriblling everyone up to their goile and scoring goal because it was fun, and I was so bored because everyone was such shit
>remember recieving balls in the middlefield where I played, and put ball in the air to volley from the middlefield the goalie, because they were to shot to even touch the crossbar sometimes
>scored the most ridiclious angle shots possible into the goal from wing middlefield
>everyone including coach always looked just in disbelief and laughed at goals, because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing
>mfw I was just bored and never really celebrated these goals because they started to seem be so ordinary and I knew I could do bettee
>remember coming home from a match and my grandpa asking me and my cousin how it went as we were eating lunch
>saying I scored hat-trick or sometimes even double hat-trick was making them just being proud of me
>dad never thought about driving me to the top tier soccer club 30min from where we live
>usually yelled at me and others had to call him down, I was sometimes literary running on pitch with tears in my eyes, because I was a kid and couldn't take his anger on me
>dad was in his youth the best yugoslavian wrestler in his time, but got fat at 22 years old and never recovered, now obese and smokes daily
Anyone wants me to continue? I know it may sound like this is made up, but I have no reason to lie about something like this desu
>>69525966
To volley from the middlefield and lob the goalie, because they were to short to reach crossbar*
My parents were actually pretty normal during my games, so i guess i dodged that bullet.
>be 12
>play basketball in a club below a highway
>team is new only 5 of us, no subs
>suave kid, coach's son, an african kid, a kid that was literally 190cm AT FUCKING TWELVE, and me.
>literally all of our games are the african kid dribbling everyone, or the tall kid just playing on his own, not like he needed any help when he was 20cm above anyone else
>suave kid, coach's son and I literally stood in the sidelines next to the hoop discussing vidya.
>tfw we destroyed every other team
>tfw my parents were so proud of me despite i didn't do shit
dumb frogposter
>>69525818
>be goalkeeper
>be in cup
>make a wonderful tournament
>not a single goal conceded was my fault
>when a match in the 1/4 finals got to penalties, defended the penultimate penalty
>gypsy scores the winner for my team and gets the credit for the win, even a nigga with """18yo""" gets more applause
>be in final
>be calm as fuck even tho defense started fucking up in the first 15min
>"best player" gets injured
>still make 7 defenses, 2 of them world class
>win game
>"best player" gets all credit back at home even tho he did fuck all
>not even in the fucking team photo
Being PatrÃcio is the worse
>be 7th grader me
>really good at volleyball
>mom is school volleyball coach, biggest volleyball fan in the world
>me being good at volleyball has made our relationship way closer
>i never really liked the sport despite being good at it
>high school came around and I didn't join the team
>mfw i told my mom i didnt wanna play anymore and i saw the despair in her face
>>69525966
>>69525993
go on, m8
>little league baseball
>dad was a good pitcher in HS
>wants me to do the same
>have no accuracy
>dad still pushes me to try out for the position
>here goes
>first pitch throw as hard as I can
>bean kid on our team right in temple
>ball ricochets off helmet hits him in the eye
>i run off field, on the verge of tears
didn't even see dads reaction
>>69510141
This desu. My parents watched all my practices, which was whack as hell but they never bad mouthed the coaches (even when we were shit) and loved watching me block guys (h-back, only ever got like 2 touches a game). But they never actually did anything weird (my mom never really knew what was going on until the other parents would cheer)
>>69525966
Go on nigger
>>69525778
The t. thing is a Reddit meme
>t. Reddit user
>>69510822
hawt, tell me more
I coach a girl football (soccer) team.
>Half of the girls don't want their parents to come cause they are at that shit age where girls are embarassed of everything
>That dad that loudly cheers his daughter and sometimes says "Go son!" in the heat of the moment (he has 3 sons and one daughter)
>That dad who drives his daughter at every game but never watches the game cause he doesn't think football is a good sport for girls
>Those moms who don't understand anything about the game and just gossip on the sideline
>That cool black dad who always brings snacks for the whole teams and konws every girl's name and loudly cheers on them.
>That boyfriend who always comes to watch games but is to embarassed to cheer
>That other boyfriend who pretends to hang out on the parking ans smoke with friends like he doesn't care, when he's actually watching the whole game
>That mom who's ready to assault the ref if he doesn't get the right decision
>>69526217
>>69526331
>am 8 years old
>out of nowhere dad comes drunk from his job and mom was late because she had work meeting
>dad beats my moms face so she bleeds, they divorce
>for another year I'm being a soccer god in our league
>pretty sure internet would explode if somebody filmed me playing back then with camera and youtube would exist. I actually thought about that as a kid
>as I moved in in with my mother, started spending more and more time on video games (runescape)
>from when I was 9 to around age of 12 I only play runescape whole day and getting fat
>peak was when I went back for a soccer and everyone was excited from my schoolmates to others that I played before
>I could dribble but my pace was shit, I would run for 5 minutes and want to caugh my lungs out
>feel so ashamed I stopped going
>be 12 and half
>move in with my father because he build a house and was better place to be
>somehow manage to stop eating junk and start eatinh fruit like crazy
>start going to gym and soccer
>by the time I was 14 I was in shape and played on the big field, finally got pace to not die on it after 80 minutes. However I wasn't doing anything special, was above averagee but nothing special
>team from first division spots me and call me if I want to join
>first time I get a call from a serious team where my teammates also played for national team
>tell dad all excited
>he just starts laughing at me, because he is a pessimist and never givea hope to anyone. Starts mocking me how I'm not good enough, nothing special, because that is the way he operates
>say fuck it and try out ther invitation
>go on 1 training and almost die since their pace and training was so hard
>played as a wing for 10 minutes and my lungs fell apart, never ran so much on my life on pitch
>say fuck this
>Quit soccer
>Get into shitstorm with dad
>1st year of highschool I move in with my mom again
>start trainig kickboxing, realize soccer is for pussies
Will continue later
>trainer was more of a father figure to me than my dad ever was
>believed in me and pushed me through hell to see my potential
>incredibly self confident, wouldn't take shit from anyone
>sparred with guys 3-4 years older than me and start beating the shit out of them
>first love cheats on me
>Was already depressed as kid because of divorced and angry sad all the time,but shy and never knew how to express myself emotionally
>brake up fucks me up because i never trusted anyone before nor loved
>feel betrayed in every sense possible
>don't really go to dad anymore even though he lives half mile away from me
>I unleash all my rage in kickboxing and jiu jitsu classes
>looking back everyone feared me and ordered me drinks when I went out because they wanted to be my friends
>I was a humble guy and never wanted to start a fight, never got into a fight
>everytime we went into town and friend had problems with guys I showed up and nobody wanted to cause problems anymore, because they saw I don't care about being beaten up and never showed fear
>had sparring and fought on almost daily basis so I always almost laughed when someone wanted to cause problems
>even the gypsys never caused problems around me and they had knives and boxers always on them
>looking back I was so depressed and didn't give a fuck, I just wanted to get into fight outside in town while being drunk and get beat up or beat up someone ao hard their face wouldn't be recognizable anymore
>mfw everyone feared me because I never feared to be beaten up and showed being scared of someone
>mfw got into clubs at age 15 because trainer was a bouncer at clubs and I would just mention his name and they let me in
>mfw I should of got beaten 100 times, but never got into a fight because I didn't want to start one and get into a trouble because of it
>I was a crazy motherfucker when drunk up until age of 16
>Was on bulk since age of 14 and gained like 20kilos, looked way bigger than most of the people my age and everyone
>>69527072
Thought I was 3-4 years older than I really was
Gonna post later more
some of these are pretty funny
>>69526908
Is it unusual for a parent to know every girl's name in France?
>>69526121
keepers are always underrated. It's always about Ronaldos and Nermans nowadays.
Thw coaching my wife's son and his bio dad along with with my wife's two other sons bio dads show up and talk shit about my coaching and play calling, insert frog meme of truth
>tfw eternal benchwarmer
>Team wins game
>Dad congratulates me
>I tell him I didn't win anything
>Another game
>Play 15 mins
>We also win
>Dad congratulates me
>I tell him the match was already decided by the time I had gone in
I was always a bit of a cunt, I should have just said thanks.
>>69529058
Kinda, what is funny is how he cheers every girl as if she was his daughter
>>69523196
>that flag
>that post
Mkhitaryan is that you?
No seriously, that sounds a lot like Miki's life story
>coach always puts me in defense
>I'm good, but defending was extremely boring
>tell coach I want to play right midfield
>he said he can't because his son played there already
>he puts me up midfield when his son was sick one day
>play the game of my life, giving good crosses, almost scoring
>we beat the #1 team 4-0, got 3 assists
>dad is really proud of me, says I was way better in midfield
>coach puts me in defense again next match against #14
>we lose the game
Gave up football after that
>>69503229
BEIRUT
>>69502646
>wrestling
>in regional tournament
>2nd match
>pretty good opponent
>whoever wins goes to qfs
>demolish kid
>have him pinned in 3 different situations
>fucking ref refballs him out of it
>up 12-2
>gas out
>kid comes back
>14-14
>overtime
>first take down wins
>im fucking exhausted
>shoot in for a takedown
>get stuffed
>literally go super saiyan and pick the kid up through sheer force of will
>slam the kid down, start pounding the mat
>ref whistles its over
>dad runs over and i jump on him as hes crying with joy
felt good man
>>69538655
Those coaches were the worst. this happened in my team once.
> coach's son forgot his football shoes
> coach made someone else in the team take of his shoes to use for his son
disgusting tbqh
>>69523863
>>69524939
B-b-but he told me I was good.
>playing in handball
>the only thing i was good at was Goalkeeping
>some guy everyones liked it enters the team
>asks to be GK
>i am moved up
>have no idea what to do
>first game i armlock some 1,90 dude
>he thinks he is tough
>can hear every single dad in the stadium talking shit
i felt like a kid playing around adults, like i was so bad and lacking confidence to do anything i just passed the ball sideways
>>69526908
>>That mom who's ready to assault the ref if he doesn't get the right decision
my mom, still going to the stadium with her she is pretty based, remember when she scolded my brother for not helping the defense and tackling it
>dad doesn't give a fuck about your football
>dad lets you walk one hour back and forth to get to training
>dad doesn't care that you're top goal scorer in your age group in the whole country
>drop football
>dad is now 8 years older and takes younger brother to all his training and games
>dad watches all his games
>see younger brother go pro and get the life that would have been yours if you had some support
>leave for another country and learn their stupid language and don't keep in touch with dad or pro footballer brother
>>69538655
just look for another team if you have fun but something is so obviously rigged
you could have be the next LCIM man
>dad drives me to rugby game and automatically goes to the pub
>I get subbed off from the game when the match was about to finish
>Dad tries to tackle the coach, hits his head with the bench.
Never came back
>dad is a faggot that doesn't know anything about sports
>tries to fool everyone he does
>constantly just makes up shit about what to do and what rules mean
>makes a scene throwing hissy fits at other people my games when I don't hit the ball
>im 10
>only weird anecdotal baseball term he knows is "balk"
>that was a balk, this is a balk, he made a balk, that looked like a balk to me
>wtf are you talking about faggot
>goes back inside to watch murder she wrote
Reading this honestly turns a huge light off inside of me. You can kill everyone I've ever loved and it still wouldn't make me cry, but one story about missed potential and I can't function the entire day.
Sisters were GOAT swimmers, delight of the school, I could swim decently but always ended up last. They were also in practically everything in school (student gov, delight of literally everyone there).
Will kill self if I don't improve charisma/personality/success wise in 10 years. Who do you want me to take along?
>>69540823
Where do you live now?
>>69541159
If you're not Finnish where did you live before you moved there?
>>69502912
She was particularly chatty with jamal wasn't she lad?
>>69516027
when will they learn?
>dad watches every single game even though he has little spare time and only yells funny stuff everyone agrees with
feels good i guess?
>>69516027
>I hate sports
>posts on sports board
when will they learn lads?
>dad was into rugby and golf
>tried to get me into golf
>bought me kiddy golf clubs and took me whenever he went
>all I cared about was football
>played for the school team
>he still came and watched even though I knew he didn't like football and deep down he knew I didn't like golf
>years later he's dead
>I found his old clubs
>I took up golf and actually quite like it and see why he did
s...sorry dad I should have listened
>be youth me
>be tall and fat for my age
>still be a GOAT defender
>I'm also #1 at school in maths,sciences etc.
>could actually anticipate what happens in a football game from a young age
>dad never ever shows up to any of my games,neither does mom
>when I end up second at maths or any other subject he yelled at me
>give up sports and studying
>get obese,stay obese for 3-4 years
>obese for early teenage years,bullied to eternity
>lose all your friends because your family never cared to appreciate what you did
I am shit at greentexting, but you get the point.
Worst was they always went to whatever event my older brother joined in
>>69541138
>You can kill everyone I've ever loved
SOON
>>69541193
Berlin
>>69541946
Underrated post, have a (You)
That is, if ching chong doesn't just shit a rice cooker on us first.
>>69541980
That breaks my heart man. I dunno how you've managed to go. I mean...every so often I ask myself why I support choice when it comes to suicide then this shit comes up and I remember
>be little brother
>be in 6th grade
>play in city wide soccer tournament
>be in second place on goals scored leaderboard
>have legue leader in goals scored on same team
>play in finals for shampionship
>score 2 goals, have both taken back because ref said offsides
>other team gets awarded a penatly in overtime
>they score
>they win
>hfw ref is parent to a kid on the other team
>mfw he quits soccer altogether on the spot
Why are parent so shit
>>69507006
There's being supportive then there's being so fake it's obvious and it's incredibly condescending.
>>69542066
I just hate my family, not my life. Life's pretty sweet.
>>69502847
You won it. he did good. sports and athletisism are competitive stuff. You need focus and discipline to achieve things.
>>69542474
I assume you've found a really good career with a lot of potential to take your mind off the festering pile of optimism and detritus that was your dream?
Good on you Hayha, have a (You), that's inspiring.
>>69541468
>In Germany if you yell something people disagree with you go to prison
would feel not so good to me but whatever
>>69518857
worst feel in thread
sorry anon
>>69525818
>>69526121
I feel like this would not happen in Germany.
Keepers seem to get more recognition.
Also for some reason most keepers are either complete chads or fucking crazy.
>>69503066
Git gud
>>69543370
Which is why Germany shits out the likes of Neuer, Kahn, Leno, Ter Stegen, Trapp, Karius,Horn, the list goes on
>tfw no dad
>dad is the ref
>most important game in the championship
>we won with a penalty
>end of the game going to shake hands with opposing team coach
>do a down low to slow
>calls me a son of a bitch
>tell the ref
>red card for the coach
>>69542250
Don't fuckin go offsides fag. You cost your team the game with your carelessness
>Dad only went to group stage games because he knew i always choked after them
>be 13
>on basketball team
>want to impress dad but get nervous when he watches my games
>I tell him this after a game I felt I didn't play well during
>he stops showing up to my games, says its better I play with no pressure
>we start to win more and I start to play better
>he never comes to another game
I don't think there's a word to describe how I felt, I love winning but I hated how my dad wouldn't show up
>>69502926
Kek
>>69516027
when will they ever learn?
>>69518857
God dammit
>>69522538
GOAT dad banter there
>>69524951
Loving
Every
Laugh
>coach cheers on you more that on his own son also playing in the team
>>69544996
Goyim, all tournament long no one called offsides once
Besides who calls offsides on 12 year olds
> tfw when the crowd gets mad when you score and call you a nigger
>>69502646
>dad never came to my basketball games
>as a kid i was shorter than everyone, never scored any points
>he finally comes to a game
>i somehow find my groove and hit five long jump shots
>best game of my life
>on the ride home his only comment is that i "need to be more aggressive"
>absolutely crushed, can't speak the rest of the way home because tears would have come out
Fuck you dad
>Going at the first training session with new team
>cold as fuck
>wear 2 pair of pants and 2 pair of socks
>get laughed at by absolutely everyone in the dressing room
>coach comes in, laughs with other kids
>never go for training again
I might have made it if I could handle a little banter
>fail to get to med school, go to law school instead
>YOU ARE MY PERSONAL FAILURE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS
>>69545927
my mate got banned from Villa park after shouting ''Useless black cunt'' at Emile Heskey
so /sp/ are literally the kids of 'that weird dad'
>Decide to not join the military like the rest of my family
>Get disowned
>tfw father died from a drug overdose when I was 3
>tfw never had to put up with him during my games
>>69502646
>dad not around
>still athletic and disciplined enough to play sports back in high school
He can suck a fat one for all I care.
>>69523720
Sounds like my dad, getting into this roadrage fit with a classmate of mines mom, both of us just staring at eachother awkwardly while my dad is calling her a worthless retarded whore that needs to go back to driving school.
>>69502646
>dad rarely came to my games
>be happy when he finally comes with me
>score and look at the stands
>dad is gone
>he left during the match because he was bored
>dad has severely progressed schizophrenia and the only coherent thing he can talk about with you is hockey, everything else is just a jumbled mess of fragmented and fantastic "lies"
>dad brings me to the game
>during the game see dad kissing mom
>"wow cool, mom came as well"
>after the game i go to my dad in the cafeteria
>"Dad where's mom?"
>"She's home silly, you know that. Good game by the way"
>...
>>69506976
You had penis inspections at your school too?
>>69502933
You're lucky he even took you.home after that.
>>69502987
>dad was a 2m tall, biker-looking alcoholic that didn't live with us, so he compensated by being overly protective/aggressive at every social/sport thing he was with us
>mfw he yelled at the 1.6m tall officials for not giving me a win in a close race
>dad doesnt show up to your game because he left you and your mom with you were a baby and never got to see him
>>69523885
it's also the reason why American soccer will take forever to progress
>>69546473
Europe was a mistake
