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Team list Tuesday today and Origin tomorrow
>Dylan Walker injures himself punching a door
>Brett Stewart and Chase Stanley out for the season
>Corey Norman rumored to be in a sex tape that's been shopped around the media
>Jarryd Hayne expected to return to Parramatta
>>69498053
I would fuck that cat
>>69498131
based pantherman
>>69498177
Thanks
Wow guys i mean just wow
Holy fuck
Literally
[+] 69498984
Good post
i'm so glad the sharks keep winning games. the arrogance just keeps on building up in the shire and it will all come crashing down on them in the end
>>69499045
>le fugg le sharks xD
*yawns*
poop
POOP
P O O P
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
>>69499113
Haha.
http://www.nrl.com/news/weeklyfeatures/teamlists/tabid/11656/default.aspx
>Still no Munster
I only have 2 CTW's this week. Could lose to a shitter.
The South Sydney Rabbitohs have terminated the contract of player Paul Carter following a breach of the Club’s Code of Conduct and specific clauses of his NRL contract.
Rabbitohs General Manager of Football, Shane Richardson, said: “the Board has made a decision today to terminate Paul’s contract immediately as a result of his recent conduct.
“We have given Paul all of the support, and every opportunity, to get his career and life back on track but unfortunately he has been unable to meet the standards we had agreed when Paul joined the Club.
“This is a bigger issue than football for Paul. Needless to say we will continue to provide welfare, support and assistance to Paul in his continuing rehabilitation.”
The South Sydney Rabbitohs have terminated the contract of player Paul Carter following a breach of the Club’s Code of Conduct and specific clauses of his NRL contract.
Rabbitohs General Manager of Football, Shane Richardson, said: “the Board has made a decision today to terminate Paul’s contract immediately as a result of his recent conduct.
“We have given Paul all of the support, and every opportunity, to get his career and life back on track but unfortunately he has been unable to meet the standards we had agreed when Paul joined the Club.
“This is a bigger issue than football for Paul. Needless to say we will continue to provide welfare, support and assistance to Paul in his continuing rehabilitation.”
>>69499582
>trade him in
>hasn't played since
fuck this cunt seriously
>>69500048
>he fell for the "trade in a player right after he puts up a massive score" meme
>>69498053
>>Jarryd Hayne expected to return to Parramatta
CRAWLING BACK WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS
Roosters 2013 team
1. Minichiello - retired
2. Tupou - still at the club
3. Jennings - Went to Parramatta
4. SKD - still at the club, but has missed a lot of games due to off field controversies
5. RTS - Went to the Warriors
6. Maloney - Went to Cronulla
7. Pearce - still at the club but almost fucked his career up
8. JWH - Still at the club
9. Friend - still at the club, in the worst form of his life
10. Moa - still at the club but will most likely leave
11. Guerra - still at the club
12. SBW - Went NZ Union
13. Cordner - Still at the club
14. Mortimer - Went to Gold Coast
15. FPN - Went to Canberra, now in ESL
16. Aubusson - still at the club
17. O'Donnell - Retired
Rabbitohs 2014 GF team
1. Inglis - Still at the club, playing so bad he lost his fullback spot at Australia, Queensland and even Souths
2. Johnston - still at the club
3. Walker - almost killed himself and went to Manly
4. Auva’a - still at the club, but most likely going to get sacked
5. Tuqiri - retired
6. Keary - still at the club but signed with the Roosters
7. Reynolds - still at the club, made his Origin debut
8. G. Burgess - still at the club, has had some bad injury problems
9. Koroisau and Luke - left to Manly and the Warriors
10. Tyrell - still at the club, probably one of the worst players in first grade
11. Te‘o - Went to European Rugby union
12. Sutton - still at the club but got his captaincy stripped off and has had injury problems
13. S.Burgess - left but came back
14. Clark - still at the club
15. Turner - still at the club, almost suffered a career ending injury
16. Mcqueen - went to Gold Coast
17. T.Burgess - still at the club
Meanwhile the Cowboys have the same fucking team. How the FUCK do they manage themselves so well?
>>69500204
Kek
Love seeing all the butthurt broncos """"""supporters"""""""
>>69500226
are you serious? what a fuckin weak cunt
>>69500226
Apparently there's a spot on the Hong Kong men's ping pong team for him
>>69500274
They got their premiership and that's all that matters to them. Especially JT since he's on his way out in the next year or two anyway.
>that cat
:3
AUSSIES ARE GOING TO KILL 2 MILLION FERAL CATS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>69500239
based salary cap
>>69500297
Rare
>>69500239
Because it hasn't even been a year since they won the hip you tard? Roosters only lost Luke O'Donnell going into 2014. Cowboys have already lost Tamou for next year
>>69500306
New
>>69500274
Thurston retiring will cripple them more than losing any of those might-be-goods.
my sc team is the best I have had in my 3(?) years of playing with you shit cunts
I'm finally going to get my hip
>>69500376
exact opposite for me 2bh. Going to win the afl hip though
>>69500428
I fucking love walkbro
He has single handedly kept /nrl/ alive
Well Souths “officially” re-sign Cody Walker
Speaking of which, how did it take so long for this cunt to get into first grade? He's a fucking gun
>>69500428
>walkcunt's wild, damage controlling rant trying to claim "shitposting" is toxic
Never gets old
>>69500433
He is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve
>>69500376
why don't you post your team name so we can all laugh at you cunt
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60247853
>>69500558
Why post it when you will see it when I the hip?
>>69500630
If you truly believed you could win you would post your team name.
You have self doubt, hence why you haven't posted it.
This seed of self-doubt will manifest into reality and your team WILL suffer many injuries and low scores and you WILL make dud trades.
All because you tried to make a "witty", "confident" comeback.
>>69500662
I've made all my trades bar one - Matterson to JT next week.
My team is complete and I have 6 trades for injuries and good depth
>>69500662
I even gave you a clue :3
>>69500734
You will literally and figuratively lose to Pooster this week.
>>69500868
lmao no fucking chance
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
>>69498053
is that the cat that was on the field the other day?
Just won fifty bucks on pokerstars in an hour.
Could probably become a pro if I felt like it.
>>69501500
rich cunt
>>69501500
How many hands did you win
>>69500204
Fantastic thread. BroncGODS Pty Ltd made me kek
>>69501724
Quite a few. Didnt count.
The majority of it was from 2 hands where the dumb cunts tried to bluff me when they had nothing and i had a full house. Happened twice and they went all in.
Gonna win some more money and book a one way ticket to brisbane to live under the tutelage of WalkGOD
WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)
WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)
WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)
WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)
WalkGod is perfection.
WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.
WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent
WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.
WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.
WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.
These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.
The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.
WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."
>>69501567
GODland on 3-0 watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
walkie
walkgod on walkcide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
Gehgott unter Beobachtung wegen Suizidgefährdung
Let's get this bad boy to 1000!
Brad Arthur's interview with the integrity unit got leaked. It's riveting stuff
cat on athlete watch
WalkGod on nobel prize watch
I can just TASTE how badly one of you disgusting redditors wants to make a new thread with an OP dedicated to Origin.
I hope you know just how pathetic you are.
Kill yourself.
Poorey Poorman pleads guilty to drug possession lads
Both Parramatta and the NRL won't suspend him.
Such a disgusting league.
>>69515370
associating with organised crime in itself should be enough to have him rubbed out, forget the other shit
I'm so fucking sick of Parramatta, just nuke that """"city"""" already
>>69498053
all glory to hover cat
>its a guy from NSW still goes for NSW despite them being losers episode
corey oates has gonorrhea lads
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/television/aussie-film-and-tv-is-a-sausage-fest-where-women-rarely-get-a-say-this-is-the-3m-plan-to-change-that/news-story/154975962843cc0afd1c30fab93a905a
>>69515945
Maybe he is a loser also.
>>69500469
He was stuck behind a few players in the halves at Melbourne before Souths signed him
Lads, r8 this 2017 team
1. Tedesco
2. B.Morris
3. Dugan
4. Hayne
5. Mansour
6. Maloney
7. Reynolds
8. Woods
9. Peats
10. Tamou
11. Frizell
12. Cordner
13. Jackson
14. J.Bird
15. Graham
16. Klemmer
17. Fifita
BILLY SLATER IS FUCKING DONE LADS
still loving the new Rihanna song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJ7P5Bqjgg
>>69514656
KEK.
The redditor has already made a new thread with an absolute cringe OP filled with shitty "slang".
how fucking typical that reddit would defend Norman's degeneracy. Norman is now officially reddit
Hoping for a good Origin match here tonight
Hopefuly Gallen's last match, he's been a real drag on NSW this year, bit of a ball hog
Taylor Swift visited a children's hospital in Brisbane today, pic related
Should mean good luck for QLD tonite.
Based Gallen is going to kill JT as a last fuck you to Queensland tonight
Cant wait
>>69517312
That or a bad omen lid.
>>69517334
True. Not sure why she's in Brizzie
>Drawn into the backdrop here you could fade you could fade away
>>69517419
it's weird when you look at these pictures of zyzz knowing they were taken 5+ years ago
>tfw Aussie neighbors are from Melbourne so can't talk to them about NRL
Plus they're Roos fans for AFL. Fuck
shut the fuck up americuck
Which one, there's a few of us here
>>69517553
should hold them up at gunpoint and steal their ice and sell it for profit
kys americuck
>ywn be a Big Strong American
good, fuck americucks
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
God bless America lads
>>69517312
Me on the right
Is Paul Carter the one who stomped that guy and made redditors mad?
>>69517819
nah that was based Nathan Brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4sbEQVvaoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEK2lXTZrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaAKZAY1H7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPSDAOJhxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhp7yboFIJM
>>69498053
That is such a nice looking cat.
>>69517912
He ran onto the paddock during an NRL match last night I think
>>69517892
>that last vid
God damn.
How is that allowed on YouTube? Literally porn.
can grubnulla cuck the roosters and steal their record of most consecutive wins? they have to win their next 7 games to do so
>>69498053
http://www.Smh.com.au/rugby-league/penrith-panthers/where-is-ryan-purrdler-the-pepper-stadium-black-cat-20160713-gq4mk1.html
>>69518575
Quality fucking journalism, Gus
>>69518575
http://www.Smh.com.au/
s.mh f.am
This is the thread.
Reminder to report and ignore all other reddit threads.
Honestly can't stand you retarded narcissistic redditors.
Josh Chudleigh Pty Ltd.
>>69517932
its called a turfie not a paddock
Had the flu and slept from 1m till 3pm lads
Feeling kinda good now but wont push it, let the body rest - God 2:31
>>69518668
Hate it when people put "pre-game" for a thread that will most definitely end up being a game thread.
Hate it when newcunt redditors feel the need to make "new" threads when the current one is 400 posts from autosage, in a desperate attempt to stroke their ego.
KEK, based fucking mods
reddit btfo
>reddit thread got deleted
SIDES
>>69518668
kys walkcunt
Walkelite literally carrying the BrocGods to a title this year
Think theyre making Cordner next NSW captain lmao
>tfw my wife had a miscarriage today
>>69518907
Good choice, and definitely a much better choice than Aaron Woods
>can't even make 18th man despite being fit and injury free
>think you'll be captain of NSW
Lel
>>69518918
>Tall [x]
>Intelligent [ ]
>Well spoken [> ]
>Will be always picked [x]
>Leader on the field [ ]
>Leader off the field [ ]
another great NSW origin decision
>>69518911
Does the father know?
>>69518934
Cordner is intelligent and well spoken though.
STATE AGAINST STATE
MATE AGAINST MATE
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A DEAD RUBBER
Really makes you think
>>69518668
>deleted
poosterbitch on pooicide watch
watching the Play School documentary lads
>>69519199
lol
>I support NSW
>>69519221
You are getting the hang of posting like a retarded Australian faggot that thinks his opinion or post matters to anyone but himself. Congratulations.
>>69519221
>I'm gay
>>69519221
>Real fans stick with their team when they're losing
>You are getting the hang of posting like a retarded Australian faggot that thinks his opinion or post matters to anyone but himself. Congratulations.
>Boyd Cordner is an exceptional player and will be a great role model to loser NSW children for years to come
they should bring based Joshy back
>>69519272
too much of a hot head
>Moylan is just going to let in 5 tries being a little twink in defence but that's ok because game experience is important and he will lead NSW to 10 series losses until 2026
What are the 10 commandments of WalkGod?
>>69519302
There is only one.
>Thou shalt be based, elite and muscular
>>69519293
just look at those tits
>>69519337
its 2016 i dont think thats permissable
>>69519302
WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)
WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)
WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)
WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)
WalkGod is perfection.
WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.
WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent
WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.
WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.
WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.
These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.
The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.
WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."
>>69519347
i'm looking at them
It's cold lads
origin debut when?
to the other American watering down my shitposting
one of us per Aussie thread, just like fedoras and crews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rm9KwiUn8
>>69519407
good thing heaters exist then hey dumb cunt
>>69519221
Who is this guy. He's obviously self aware as fuck.
>>69519466
wow
Anyone else not give a flying fuck about this game? Queensland have already won. There's literally no point. I don't even care if NSW win.
>>69519571
Yes. I live in Melbourne and I care a lot about this game.
>>69519611
idiot
>>69519611
Why?
>>69519618
Why?
freezing here lads.
>>69519611
Why the fuck would anyone care about this game?
>>69519627
Layer up you fucking cock breath.
>>69519221
>I'm literally an American bandwagoner
Go for the underdog you fool
>>69519639
>underdog
>been losing for over a decade except one game
Underdogs at least have a chance.
>>69519656
How do they not have a chance? Is the game rigged? The Maroons have the majority of the Australian rep team on their side and by extension some of the greatest to play the sport.
NSW have a chance to win, as slim as it is, and therefore are the underdogs.
>>69519665
no chance because they're shit, it's not hard to figure out
Newcastle Knights v New South Wales Blues, who wins?
>>69519639
ignore that faggot, I don't give a fuck about this semen slurping rugby I'm in on my Saints boys where we at
pic related
>>69519681
Knights (Gagai).
>>69519672
You sound like you'd be right at home on Facebook with these posts lid. NSW are the textbook definition of the underdogs. They don't win because this isn't a movie where the underdogs always win. QLD is just too good.
NSW's forward depth is way too good, and Woods and Tamou have been complete trash this series. We can't afford to carry plodders who don't put in. It's a shame because they were both elite as fuck in games 1 and 2 last year.
Replace them with Merrin and one of the Raiders middle forwards next year
>>69519701
>this newcunttery
>>69519703
Why even mention Woods. At least Tamou can make some metres. I really hope they reconsider their captaincy next year. Woods will be the next Gallen if they pick him.
>>69519704
I'm more of a "newcunttitude" guy.
>>69519704
>6-4? Why didn't they just kick a field goal! LOL
>picture of Greg Inglis
>t. NRL memes
>>69519713
I'll be furious if Woods gets anywhere near the captaincy. His performance in game 2 was diabolical and he was more focused on niggle and grub shit the entire game than actually playing properly. Niggle and grub shit is fine if you're playing at an elite level, but he didn't back it up and should be fucked off from the team entirely. Fuck this lazy stat padding prick
>>69519727
He'll get it based on him being the Tigers captain alone
Fucking hell Farah you had to ruin everything
>>69519746
>it was all Farahs fault
kys
http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2016/07/13/live_stream_nsw_v_ql.html
If you lads want to watch the 20s. NSW are winning 18-4
Official game thread.
>>69519759
>>69519752
>being a Farah apologist
YOU kill YOURself
>>69519756
Just let that NSW team play the first grade match too, fucking hell
Why are NSW so shit lads?
>>69521877
Loser culture.
How come we didn't crush Qld with all our possession and penalties?
>>69522019
>poo shit fails
last for walkgod
This thread is literally being autosaged.
wtf?
Lads
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
