>Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2016 Major League Baseball Home Run Derby MVP
>Camden Yard babby BTFO
>Coors babby BTFO
>Shitattle BTFO
>Doyers cucked by another orange and black team
Its been a good night desu
>rags
who else is pumped for stanton v duvall?
>resd
>John Carl Stanton
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yup
>>69496535
>implying Duvall
Which can you do /sp/? Hit a HR in a MLB ballpark, hit a half court shot in a NBA arena, or kick a 50 yard FG in a NFL stadium?
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Xth for 500 feet dingers
>>69496535
I'm more than pumped for Stanton v. The Toddfather
>>69496543
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
aaaaaand yup
Team Stanton
who else watching ESPN deportes and defying Trump babbies?
>>69496553
half court breh its not that far as long as I keep getting to chuck them
FRAZ FRAZ FRAZ FRAZ
WIN IT FOR DA GO!
>>69496553
select all the images with storefronts
>>69496553
i can do all three idiot but i choose not to waste my time in the meaningless pursuit of mindless athletics instead devoting my precious time and life energy toward valuable research investigation and philosophy
>>69496553
Half court shot i could potentially get lucky. Not even close for others
welcome to my house
>pls don't leave so soon
>>69496553
Most people could do the first two if given enough opportunities
can we just give it to Stanton already
>>69496553
Half court shot is the easiest by far, doesn't take much strength and it's 90% luck
I could probably hit a homerun at wrigley on one of those crazy wind days with a aluminum bat
HE DID IT
>Liner to left
Cheeky
RASPUTIN
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>>69496553
hit a home run in an NBA arena
FRAZIER
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![giancarlo-stanton-naked[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kMRyIgf.jpg "giancarlo-stanton-naked[1].jpg")
poor little white boy
THIS CHEEKY LAD DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIT BIG DINGERS
>home run derby final
>2 players not on the All Star team
BASED FUCKING FRAZ
WHITE SOX!!!!!
is it me or is this the best hr derby in a long ass time
>final is two guys not in the ASG
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>69496553
Homerun in Yankee stadium with an aluminum bat and half court shot.
>Team Stanton
>>69496581
kek
>>69496631
no this year had too many boring rounds but last year's was awesome
Gunna masterbate consecutively for each homerun Stanton hits.
>>69496631
Its because Stanton hits ball just under 500 ft that's fucking ridiculous.
>>69496620
If you wanna hit big you gotta eat big
4 scoops come on
R8 this body lads
I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MEME MAGIC
THE TODDFATHER WILL WIN THIS FOR THE 'GO
>people wanted to see pitchers take 30 fucking swings to hit a couple 400 footers
>I think it has enough
>going going going gone
>this one has enough too
>going going going and that one's gone
when will this fat talentless jew retire?
FRAZZZZZZZZZZ
>>69496631
>>69496641
this
stanton is good but too good
no suspense, he just BTFOs everyone derby over
WHO /WHITE SOX/ HERE
LETS GO FRAZ
>"Fraizer's my pick"
Detroit is for Based Stanton
just realized how weird it would be if there was a random spanish team called the fathers
>>69496672
Based lad
I haven't seen balls flying at this masse since I was last at a gay club.
>>69496663
Rumor has it after this upcoming NFL season.
>>69496672
>>69496631
It's been p good. Too bad I've seen better camera work at high school sporting events.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725862
PICK SIDES
>>69496659
>This guy wasted 2 hours of his day to monitor people wanting to watch hitters take glorified BP
>>69496686
> german humour
>>69496673
>players can't get signed unless they have a kid or are a priest
>>69496666
QUADS FOR TODD
$$$
Canada is with based john carlos
>>69496666
Wow! Thanks T-Mobile! Truly awesome :)
T-Mobile has the largest coverage in the US!
>this white cuck happy he's giving money to niggers at inner cities via the boys and girls club
JUST
>>69496666
That T-Mobile exec looked like a fucking dork.
>German phone company ruining the most American of sports
makes sense
WOW DOUBLING THE JACKPOT!!!
>>69496666
> quad frazier
>>69496666
>HAVE A JACKPOT
>DOUBLE IT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>69496666
quads can't save you now
>>69496711
>baseball funding in the inner city
Why bother? The blacks will play basketball, the mexicans and europeans will play soccer, and the cubans/dominicans were already playing baseball anyway.
>a multi-billion dollar company is donating a measely $500k
JOHN CARLO KILLIN DEEZ BASEBALL NIGGAS
>>69496712
YOU CAN......PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD
YESSSSS!!!!
this guy is cancer
>>69496714
i'm sure he's real worried about looking like a dork when he cashes his stock options out upon retirement
I BELIEVE
>How strong is he
>Avg HR distance like 475+ feet
Great commentary yet again by the woman
TEAM STANTON LETS GO
>>69496742
This guy is a white sox legend
Todd frazier has been crushing them but i don't think he can keep up with stanton
>>69496714
He made $800k last year ;_;
>>69496734
baseball is already taking talented athletes from football. kids and parents are realizing that a football career lasts just long enough for the player to spend all his money and get a debilitating lifelong injury
Not enough Trump references in this thread
6/10
Is Stanton Venezuelan or Cuban?
>>69496753
Mendoza isn't known for her quick wit
How far is gay?
I've jacked off to gay porn (2d 3d) , flirted with men, and might have sucked a cock.
Where were you when Stanton won the home runb owl?
>>69496742
>its a hawk advocates causing physical harm to an opposing teams player episode
>>69496749
tiesto is a garbage dj
you should feel bad
>>69496761
who?
why does everyone hate chris berman so much?
>>69496775
you're still not gay yet
apply yourself
>qt loli's will never bring you gatorade and towels and stand there watching you rehydrate and dry yourself off
>>69496745
All the cash in the world doesn't fix a vibe that makes every living person in the room want to give him a wedgie.
>>69496753
I think she meant how strong is he in terms of what's his stamina like
>>69496770
>Stanton is mostly of Irish and African-American descent. His maternal great-grandmother was Puerto Rican.
Neither, he's black.
>>69496775
its only gay if you take it in the ass
BACKBACKBACKBACK
Stanton vs Gayzier
Beast vs Chigayco
>shit matchup
>>69496775
goddammit /v/ go away
>stanton's loli water girl
IT'S OVER
>>69496775
nothing wrong with some experimentation lad, it depends on what you find sexually attractive, its not up to others to judge you or label you
why the fuck did they get rid of the outs? this time shit makes for awful television - camera flashes around like fucking mad and you cant follow anything
>>69496802
its the secret to his power
>2016 mlb home run derby
>brought to you by Jay-Z
>>69496775
>might have sucked a cock
Well... did you or didn't you?
>>69496812
CANADA
YES
shit
>>69496795
lol ok
>time outs
I don't think this semen slurping derby is for me.
I can't wait for next year's All Star Game in MIAMI
>>69496786
>GOING GOING GONE
>GOODBYE
>WOW LOOK AT THAT ONE
>THIS COULD BE GONE
he's terrible, especially in doses longer than 90 seconds
THIS IS FUCKING OVER
HE'S ON A LITERAL ROLL
BACK BACK BACK BACK to the future 2 was a good movie
(((there's an echo in here)))
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
do you think Stanton did some emergency Pilates during the timeout
I apologize for doubting Stanton
500 FT WHEN?
>>69496786
i don't understand why more people don't bitch about booney's shrill pipsqueak voice
Totally forgot HR derby is on. Who's winning? Is there a lot of time left?
>>69496834
I don't miss going to Marlins games there..
>>69496777
>>69496742
Quit living in the past guys
RIP SHITCAGO
This is simply not human
>>69496842
/pol/ OUT
Stanton's going to defend his title in his home park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxrzW3aSrc
superior derby
Stanton is a machine. Just a matter of time before he becomes the best hitter in baseball.
FRAZIER LOOKING SHOOK AF HAHA
>>69496821
HOOOOOOOOL SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>69496856
Bartolo Colon is winning
>>69496849
Jake arrieta gave him a pilate lesson and some plant based nutritional items during the break
>>69496856
messi's missed two penalties so far
who sux on suicide watch
SHE SAID KONICHIWA
>>69496857
I miss it so much. Never bothered going to the new stadium either
>stanton will never make you his personal water girl and give you his sweat drenched towel after he hits a monster 500 foot dong
So much wasted Gatorade ;_;
>Based Stanton breaking records left and right and proving he's still the best power hitter in baseball
'Zier is gonna win the 'by for da 'go
Any webm or .gifs of that 500 foot shot?
She said "Pardon my French"
stangoat literally would have hit 30 if i was the pitcher
>shine
>Giants fans taking over AT&T South yet again
never fails
>>69496895
No thanks, it was a garbage experience watching baseball there. I used to hide under the seats when I was little because of DAT HEAT and when I was older I'd just sit in the boxes and watch more interesting games. New Marlins Park is better.. whatever about the Orange Bowl.
CAN OUR BOY GET 21?
>>69496900
REST IN PEACE GATOROIDS
>>69496900
I was just thinking the same thing. I bet they hand all of the unopened ones out to that platoon of kids though.
>Harper being completely ignored by Stanton
Kek, that was brutal
>Suicide watch
Calling Frazier
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
>WATCHING YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS BE CRUSHED FROM THE CLUBHOUSE
>>69496896
this is just like one of my japanese animes
>tfw stanton is not on your team
Frazier has to put up an epic performance to win... so if he does, is this the GOAT Derby? OR has Stanton already given us a great enough show?
>>69496912
>Can't handle the humidity and heat
Come on now lad
>at work
>normie fat girl playfully slaps me
>i try to do the same
>fucking punch her right where she's fat
>she wasnt fat
>she was pregnant
>mfw fired next day
>>69496913
>our boy
I still believe
Come on Fraz let's go!
>>69496903
Frage gonna win the Derb for Chy
>>69496922
forgive me peyton
>>69496933
did she shit a fetus
> faux-imax ben-hur
ok, i don't buy into the "untouchable classics" meme but jesus fuckin christ
>>69496933
Does this have anything to do with baseball??
NO? GTFO!!
Frazier has to put on a Hamilton tier performance to win tbqh family
>yfw the marlins win the World Series
>ESPY commercial features bruce jenner
DO SOMETHING TODD FRAZIER
>>69496951
>>69496912
I'm a Club section babby.
>Mark McGwire had a drunk guy pitch to him in the '99 derby
>leave 4chan for a couple years
>25 now
>realize sp is overrun by children
It was fun while it lasted
if frazier wasn't a rich famous baseball player he would 100% still be a virgin
>>69496973
>>69496868
>becomes
Where did all the Marlins fans come from? I've been here since opening season and it's like they've popped out of nowhere.
>>69496912
>I used to hide under the seats when I was little because of DAT HEAT
Are you from the north or something?
>>69496951
Go Tigres
Go Marlos
>>69496951
>2016
>Thinking Marlins can win the WS
>Remembering that I'm a Mets fan
>FUCK MY LIFE
BRB Gonna drink Clorox® brand bleach
>>69496976
DINGERS
I
N
G
E
R
S
>>69496918
It was my dream as a kid to be in that outfield catching all the non-homers
To think I would also get free Gatorade, and a free event shirt...
>The Marlins have NEVER lost a playoff series.
>Have a playoff winning percentage of 66.67%.
My boy Stanton set the dinger mark too high
He's got this shit in the bag for the next 5 years
rigged, that was a dinger
>>69496974
I've been on 4chan continuously for almost 13 years. Of fucking course the userbase is constantly refreshed with dumb kids.
>>69496951
100% okay with this but fuck loria
Disappointing as fug
>women analysts
Why is this allowed?
choke choke
>>69496994
Every time the Marlins have also made the playoffs, they have won the World Series
What's with these kids trying to rob home runs?
STOP IT YOU LITTLE SHITS
>>69496918
I highly doubt that.
>someone not named Stanton will win the derby
>tips fedora
TOP FUCKING KEK
Frazier and Stanton are using hacks
MLB plz Nerf
IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE.
APOLOGIZE
nooooooooooo
>>69497009
>being this upset from hearing a woman's voice during a sports broadcast outside of sideline reporting
I bet Jessica knows more baseball than you
Frazier's getting robbed.
how the fuck was that one not a dinger, that was out
he's been rigged out of two home runs
>>69497034
Just /r9k/ overflow.
>>69497034
>caring about analysis during a dinger party
Is Baseball a sport?
shitpost.jpeg
KEK SOX BTFO
>>69497042
>2 rigged
>Lost by 10
Yeah, go cry in your soiled sock.
>>69496985
>implying Marlins can't troll the Giants out of another title
That little fucker just robbed him of a homer
>THESE FAGGOTS ROBBING HIS HOME RUNS
>your team will never have stanton play for them
>you will never see bautista, donaldson, edwin, stanton bat 1-2-3-4
>Frazier running out of time
HE GONE
>>69497058
Just wait for the next Marlins fire sale.
>>69497051
prevented him from getting on a roll faggot
>>69497058
>you will never see Bryant-Rizzo-Stanton-Schwarber-Baez
LEL these lil niggas robbing the homers
>>69497058
We have the real Tulo back. It's just as good.
JUST
Those tall kids need to be shot. NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE YOU TRY AND ROB HOME RUNS YOU LITTLE SHITS
ARCADE LEAGUE BEAT AT ITS OWN GAME
>getting robbed of a home run by a little leaguer
TOP KEK
>>69497058
>Stanton in a jays uniform
Muh dick
NL WINS AGAIN
>le DH
>>69497072
maybe he should of hit harder senpai
>Down goes Frazier
Marlins stronk
>>69497052
Oh fuck that 2003 Mad Dog Giants rant.
>in the year that we lost muhammed ali, down goes frazier
BASED
FUCKING
MIKE
STANTON
MARLINS STRONG
DOWN GOES FRAZIA
DOWN GOES FRAZIA
>whos
Based John Carlos Tanned 'Un
>>69497088
>should of
just kill yourself right fucking now you retarded piece of shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S NOT EVEN AN ALLSTAR WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
five miles is halfway to orange county?
Welp, nice try Fraz
Now we pray you didn't fuck up your swing but desu it's already fucked anyways
>in the year we lost muhammad ali, down goes >frazier
berman has to go back back back back back to wherever he came from
>>69497090
so fucking entertaining to listen to, to this day
and I'm a Giants fan
national league better win this fucking all star game tomorrow
i will not stand for being cucked out of home field advantage
>arcade league
Frazier got robbed of a few
>>69497090
You scared?
>mfw marlins win the series and Ichiro finally wins a title
>>69497079
>soxfag this mad
I'd be upset too if my teams only bright spot and the highlight of the season was getting btfo in the memederby
>People doubted
Stanton wins
>>69496975
dude i have some bad news for you, fun counts. he's one of the most fun people on the PLANET, dude would get laid at a convent
>TFW he gives him Autism
>>69497119
Lost by 8 and still would have lost by 5 if so.
It's clear to see Stanton was the winner all the way.
Still what a show.
Now we get ready for Sale tomorrow.
