Sale vs Cueto tomorrow
http://www.strawpoll.me/10724357/
HRD poll VOTE
>>69493234
Is this the weakest home run derby class ever?
>>69493281
>Q gets to play in the All star game
>He somehow gets a ND
Go Braves do good.
>rugs
>>69493367
>>69493234
stanton will win HRD, bryant will win mvp
fuck nolan
Who hits zero homers?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10724997
reminder if you dont like monster dongs you dont belong here and should fuck off right now
>That Tony Gwynn piece
Put a cheeky 5iver on Cano to win 50
>>69493234
Trumbo wins lol
>tfw you're hitting dingers with your favorite player while watching current guys hit dingers
>>69493498
Yeah man. One of the best ever
Honestly, chewing tobacco and tobacco in general is stupid. I used to chew sometimes, but it's just so pointless. You feel like shit if you go without it for too long. Better to just not get into it or to only do it once in a blue moon. Obviously it's everybody's life to live how they want and I would never tell anybody they can't, I just think they should think about it
>>69493234
who are these people. wheres barry bonds, sammy sosa or albert pujols and shiet at.
>>69493498
San Diego Native here, got me tearing up for real
>>69493551
Why because he has the most home runs? I bet he doesn't get out of the first round
>>69493637
Literally who?
>Fallout Boy
Is this 2006?
>>69493637
>sammy sosa
>le cork man
lelmao
>>69493695
>implying cork bats give you more power
>implying it wasn't the massive amount of steroids he was taking
>go fuck yourself san diego
what did he mean by this?
>Chris Berman
fucking why
light em up up up
light em up up up
light em up up up
on fiyaaaaa
REMEMBER MEEEEE
FOR CENTURIEEEEESSS
>>69493690
Do they always do this gay super bowl-esque shit?
They're fucking terrible by the way
>>69493753
/cfb/
you will remember me
remember
for centuries
>>69493657
Because of all the peds he ingests
>>69493742
> le backbackbackbackbackback man
where's the derby gamethread i want to talk about this fall out boy song
>No HR Derby thread
>Using the general instead
>>69493764
lmao
fuck off nerd
no way in any shape or form does mlb market like the nfl
nfl is targeted at casuals
you disgust me
>have the worst first half of your career, even before your last start where you give up 8 runs
>start the all star game
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69493764
By they do you mean you mean Falloutboy or the MLB? Cuz yeah Fallout Boy will take any job pretty much
does anyone else think jessy mendoza is a total qt and a great commentator
>>69493800
I'm talking about having a shitty band perform like in the super bowl
oh shit i'm late did i miss chris berman say back?
>another mendoza episode
>>69493823
wood smash tbqh
BACK BACK BACK BACK.... GONE!
>>69493822
MLB obviously
>when the only name I know is Cano
is this a bad HR derby or am I bad person
derby thread
>>69493841
>>69493841
>>69493841
>>69493841
>>69493847
>>69493847
HOME RUN DERBY GAMETHREAD
>>69493847
>>69493847
>>69493824
Get the fuck in here
Who /TRUMBOMB/ here?
>>69493860
>>69493866
>>69493874
you fuckers AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69493874
>>69493866
>>69493860
You should all probably kill yourselves
Why wouldn't we just use this thread?
>>69493860
>>69493866
>>69493874
>>69493858
>not knowing duvall
Come on m8
>>69493860
>>69493866
>>69493874
Wow. Great job.
welp, i just made a thread too
top lel
>>69493860
>>69493866
>>69493874
>3 seperate threads when we could jsut talk about it here
>>69493908
kek
>>69493908
link it retard
I wouldn't be upset if seager won desu
>>69493926
OKAY TURBO NIGGER
>>69493881
>>69493881
>>69493881
>>69493881
>>69493881
>>69493935
>being upset by a home run derby ever
>>69493922
>2016
>not having game threads
>>69493956
>Having 4 game threads for a fucking homerun derby
is a derby a game
>>69493956
>not even a game
>no other games happening for days
>the only baseball being played for days
>4 people thought it needed its own thread when there's nothing else baseball related happening
>its only like 5pm there
>looks hot and noisy
>classic but loud uniforms
is the HR derby over?
alright guy's we've decided on this one >>69493824
get the fuck in here
>>69493824
>>69493824
>>69493886
Faggot
>>69493922
Other faggot
true thread
>>69493824
leave this one
>>69494163
This one has more replies fampai
>>69494210
It's the fucking general you sperg
>>69494230
Sorry we have so many fucking threads I got mixed up
>the city of Robinson Cano
>>69493510
>leaf
>>69493510
>your bookie's face when
>someone not named Giancarlo Stanton is going to win
>tips fedora
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Kill yourself.
>>69493268
it's the most literally-who class ever
>>69495717
>being a casual
>>69495914
>being a leaf
$120mil well spent
>Sale starting for AL
>no Kershit to beat up on
GG NL, enjoy home field advantage
>>69496085
>$120 million
but that's /nfl/'s meme
>>69496147
325*
my mistake
>>69496055
:^)
Absolute Madman!
Arrieta "leaning towards" not pitching tomorrow, will use time to rest
Post players you want to see in next year's derby
hard mode: first time participants only; no pitchers
>>69496564
When will they learn?
>>69496564
>>69493367
>still buttpained over someone throwing a bat in 2015
>claiming victory in the bautista/odour fight while forgetting that beltre interfered
rags fans are literally the worst of any professional sports team
>>69496949
looks like this was staged
>>69496564
A L T U V E
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>>69496564
Reminder that winning the HR derby is the equivalent of winning the All-Star Game to NL Fans
>having a home run derby
>not inviting dolandson or EE
>>69497179
they declined you fucking leaf
>>69497157
Why does the National League even bother to exist?
>you will never marry jennie finch
marlels on suicide watch brehs
>>69497200
for meme magic
>>69497198
source? i find that hard to believe
>>69497227
enjoy that crashing and burning after this break, cusb fag
you will get swept in 7 by the tards
>>69497218
JUST
>>69497218
>61% off marlels tickets
>>69497152
He looks like a ginger Josh Donaldson
I don't think I'm going to make it 3 more days lads
JUST
These All-Star unis are ugly as sin
>muh Padres throwback!
It looks like a dog shitted out puke. Where's the colors that the players can represent their teams?
>>69497479
leave the al to me
Regals
>>69497479
>nl pitching
>>69497479
>Pilates man scared he's going to get lit up so he pussies out of pitching
What a great "ace" the Cubes have
>>69497529
>getting this salty over a shirt
What's with lifelong Jays fans since October 2015 calling everything salty
Salty this salty that. Salty salt. It's like Twitch fucked /nba/ and decided to shit up my sport
Fucking Canadians I swear to god
>Be me
>Trying to win Home Run Derby
>Brother fucking around with me
>>69497776
>>69497776
Ok, I'll find a new word then. Sorry I didn't realize it was bothering you,
>7 of the top 10 national league leaders in ERA won't be pitching in the all star game
>>69497776
PJSalt Kappa
> Reddick
I feel like I've missed out on not watching the celebrity all star game till this year
>>69498140
Wrong trip
>>69498164
you did
>>69498164
>he missed last years' Snoop antics
Point. Point and laugh
>>69498115
WutFace Kreygasm
>>69498174
I beat him to it, since I'm the best anyway.
I gotta unload some memes in a bit.
>yfw the National League BTFO's the American League
>>69498243
I have no face for this, because it will not happen. National League pitchers rely on free outs to get out of trouble, and there are no free outs in American League rules.
HEY
FUCK
YOU
>>69498243
>yfw Pilatietta pitches a no hitter in his appearance
>>69498333
Wasted trips
He's not playing
>>69498307
>there are no free outs in the American League
>who is Darwin Barney
>>69497218
>61% off
>The Marlins don't even have fans to take part of this deal
topkek
>>69498469
DELETE THIS
>>69498307
>there are no free outs in the American League
>who is the entire Minnesota Twins """"""baseball team""""""
>>69498333
>mfw he pussied out
>>69498307
>there are no free outs in the American League
>who is Justin Upton
Cueto for 2 innings
Scherzer for 2 innings
Fernadez for 1 inning (2 if Cueto or Scherzer struggle and have to be pulled earlier than planned)
Pomeranz for 1 inning
Ramos/Melancon for 1 inning
Familia for 1 inning
Jansen for 1 inning
Lester as a LOOGY is needed
Melancon relieves any of the SPs if they can't finish an inning (otherwise gets the 7th)
Ideally:
1st inning: Cueto
2nd inning: Cueto
3rd inning: Scherzer
4th inning: Scherzer
5th inning: Fernandez
6th inning: Pomeranz
7th inning: Melancon
8th inning: Familia
9th inning: Jansen
>>69498575
Collins said in an interview earlier today that Familia is only going to pitch if the NL is leading in the 9th.
>>69498588
Jansen's been better by every metric, but that's Memey Collins for you
probably gonna give Bartolo the 5th too
>>69498610
He also said Bart is gonna pitch if the game goes into extras and will probably go 4 or 5 innings if the game lasts that long
Was the wild card a mistake?
>>69498684
Looks like the expansion was the mistake here, if your point is that teams with the best record aren't winning championships, they start declining in the 70's
>>69498307
>Who is Avisail Garcia, Dioner Navarro, and Jason Coats
>>69498610
I fucking hate Terry Collins and I'm glad he lost the series
> Reddick
>>69498812
Who /hype/ here?
>>69499028
.>We're going to fucked up bro. I can feel it
Still pretty hyped though. I haven't watched an all star game (as it happened) in years
https://youtu.be/eT3xFT7HaCA?t=82
>average rays fan
>>69499028
>mfw trout knocks a first pitch donger off cueto in the first inning
>>69498307
>there are no free outs in American League rules.
literally who is justin smoak
>>69499158
>implying smoakey boy is a free out
>>69499297
>implying a guy who literally cannot make physical contact with any type of breaking ball isnt a free out
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
muh prospects
I WANT TO FUCK MIKE TROUT HARDER THAN MY BRITA FILTER
>>69498307
>National League pitchers rely on free outs to get out of trouble
Pitchers are far more likely to get out when they go up to bat, but that just makes it all the fucking sweeter when a pitcher hits a home run.
Same nine men on defense and offense. Fuck that DH pussy shit.
>Fuck that DH pussy shit.
So if Adrian Beltre plays one more season after this season he'll pass 3,000 hits and be around 450 homeruns. He's also a 4 time gold glover an and doesn't like when people touch his head
>>69499771
I wonder if he'll get traded to a contender so he has a chance to play for a championship before he retires
>>69499845
Why would they trade him?
>>69500064
>he thinks .13 runs per game is significant
>>69500244
>he thinks it isn't
>>69500285
>have more than 10% more """"""""competent"""""""" hitters in the lineup almost each and every single day
>only able to score .13 runs more per game
KEK, what a bunch of useless faggots
jackmeoffboy on r/baseball is a faggot, who's with me
inb4>usingplebbit
You guys remember when Ryan Vogelsong got rekt by a pitch earlier in the season? He just made a rehab start a couple days ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAYdioaK67o
>>69500544
What exactly was the injury? Spoon feed me. I'm lazy
>>69500711
What makes you think I know? A fucked up face apparently. Look it up yourself or go back2reddit
>>69500745
The fuck makes you think I am rebbit? Its 5:30 in the morning for me and I just got off a 13 hour shift. You wanted to talk about it so I figured you would know. Jesus fucking Christ.
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/40946732/
VINTAGE
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>>69500768
k I'm sorry baby, please don't yell
But really I don't know
>>69500778
you can't hide from my sight.
>>69500789
Well lucky for you I forgive you. And fractures in the orbital bone and other facial structures was the official call on his injury. Srs shit.
>>69500797
Linked to a post oops
Here's another
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62728703/
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62731526/
>>69500857
That whole postseason was GOAT. Not from a team perspective necessarily but the memery and fun that was had by all in the game threads and generals made it one of, if not, the GOAT post seasons in recent times.
>>69500937
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63105919/#63108623
Kek
do all national league teams minor league affiliates also play in leagues where the pitcher hits?
>>69498684
I don't get 2013. Both teams had the same record so what criteria was used to list STL instead of Boston.
>>69501049
I think triple A teams do that. Not entirely sure though.
the all-star game thread is going to be cancerous
>>69502822
i predict it will be much like an /mlb/ general
>>69502849
It is, but much more active/fun. It's a bit like winter meetings in terms of good feels, only condensed to 3-4 hours.
I miss the ASCII truck spams from yesteryear tho
>>69504212
Based Jewllar
Giants desu
>>69500544
IDK why players dont wear the metal face guards my softball league has.
I know people may meme about helmets being for bitches but I would want protection against the .05% chance my grill gets fucked up
>>69503350
dosen't the 4chan spam filter block the trucks now?
found this '''''full-blooded american's'''''' guide for yuros to pick a MLB team to follow:
i wont post link for the faggot to get views though
>Cleveland Indians – Here is the Cleveland Indians logo Chief Wahoo, a stylized caricature of a Native American. That will likely disqualify Cleveland from becoming your favorite American baseball team. Good decision.
>Atlanta Braves - Stear clear of this franchise. First, they have long featured racist Native American iconography, including their old mascot Chief Noc-A-Homa
>St. Louis Cardinals - Listen, David Eckstein was an OK player, but fans and media beatified him because he was short, WHITE and appeared unathletic. It’s the same reason Peyton Hillis was on a Madden cover. Don’t support the Cardinals.
Is he the best power hitter currently in baseball?
Sure his average is not the best but his yardage is not human
>>69503350
Yo does the ascii tank still work
>>69505328
He unequivocally has the most power in mlb. Doesn't necessarily mean he will hit the most home runs but he certainly hits them the furthest.
>>69505328
He's a good example of 'swing hard incase you hit it' unfortunately he doesn't hit it enough
>>69505328
there's few hitters that have ever had the gift for distance that he has. Off the top of my head I can only think of Dave Kingman and Mark McGwire.
when do the red sox and cubs play?
>>69505236
Trucks are pivotal to Pilates deliveries, so I think they get a pass for MLB related endeavors.
What are the chances the rays trade odorizzi, moore or smyly within the division? I'm guessing not very likely.
>>69505661
I'm actually tempted to blackmail Duke into pursuing Tampa pitching.
Yes, even Jaden.
>>69505696
It sucks because they have the most cost efficient arms but its so unlikely they're willing to trade guys like that within the division.
Now that the dust has settled, who won?
>>69505994
We got Mark Buehrle. That man was so based he was worth the trade all by myself.
>>69506096
Sox fan here, can attest to that.
THAT'S HIT WELL
INTO THE CORNER
IT IS GONE!! A GRANDSLAM!!
high fly ball to left-center
back at the wall
the Red Sox have taken the lead!
Napoli gets Verlander, here in the 7th
the PITCH IS HIT DEEP TO RIGHT FIELD
WAY BACK, WAY BACK AND GONE!
Ryan Howard gives the Phillies the lead
that's hit in the air to left-center
that ball is down! it'll get past
to the WALL
GORDON IS GONNA DIG FOR THIRD
A MISTAKE IN THE OUTFIELD
AND HE WILL HOLD THERE WITH TWO OUT
that is hammered into left.
that ball is absolutely murdered
crushed by Pujols. and that makes it 11-6 here in the 6th
in the air to right-center
back at the wall, it is off the base of the wall
the Cardinals are going to take the lead
Carpenter has emptied the bases
THAT'S HAMMERED INTO LEFT
MORSE, OFF THE BENCH
TIE GAME
up up and awaaaayyyyyy
in my beautiful
my beautiful
motorboooooat
madison bumgarner has hit grand slam #10 this season off of clayton kershaw, the greatest of all the ringless pitchers
should i bet a lot of money on stanton winning the derby. i never bet but it sounds like a good idea
HIGH FLY BALL TO LEFT
THIS BALL IS OFF THE MONSTER
ONE RUN SCORES, HERE COMES ORTIZ
HERE COMES GOMES. HE IS SAFE
AND IT'S 3-0 BOSTON
>>69506814
yeah man, if you can find a bookie to take that bet today then i say go for it with all you've got
HERE'S A DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF MATT KEMP
TO DEEP LEFT AND DOWN THE LINE
IF IT'S FAIR, THE DODGERS HAVE THE LEAD..
AND IT'S GONE
into right, well hit
back at the wall -- it's off the wall
one run scores, here comes Berkman
Freese has tied it.7-7. Unbelievable
DRIVEN INTO RIGHT
AT THE WALL
IT IS GONE!
CARDINALS LEAD IT 3-2
bases loaded, 2 out
hard hit into right, back at the WALL
TIE GAME
BIG PAPI, THE GRANDSLAM
WONG HITS IT INTO RIGHT
INTO THE CORNER
GAME OVER
WONG WINS IT, IN THE 9TH
Freese hits it into the air to center
we will see you tomorrow night
Travis Ishikawa..HITS ONE INTO RIGHT
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT
Bonds with 600 career home runs..
busted his bat, Encarnancion is back...make it 601
can you believe it
>>69506096
this, Buehrle won't make the HOF because the type of pitcher he is mad underrated, but he's the #1 guy I think of when someone says "solid, workhorse pitcher who eats innings for breakfast." (Nobody has ever actually said this to me, but you get the gist.) Kind of Curt Schilling Lite since he doesn't get a lot of Ks.
RIGHT FIELD, THAT'S HEADED FOR THE WATER
AND BONDS HAS HIS SECOND GRANDSLAM OF THE YEAR
>>69506884
was that supposed to be from 2013? I thought that one was robbed by Beltran and permanently rekt his ribcage
THERE'S A HIGH DRIVE
DEEP TO RIGHT-CENTER FIELD, TO THE BIG PART OF THE BALLPARK
NUMBER 71!
AND WHAT A SHOT! OVER THE 421 FOOT MARKER
>>69506985
the 2013 ALCS against the Tigers
>>69506961
>muh innings eater
he won't make the HOF because he doesn't deserve to
modern day Jack Morris
ripped into right field. It's a one-run game as Bonds gets his second of the series
that is crushed!
deep into the night, and it's 4-0 San Francisco
>>69507014
Modern day Morris, with less of a peak too, I should add
SWING AND A LONG ONE
THIS ONE IS WAY BACK
IT IS OUTTA HERE!!!
SIX HUNDRED
HE HITS IT HIGH
AND DEEP
AND OUT
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
SIX SIXTY ONE
And now he's alone in third place behind Aaron and Ruth
Barry Bonds, deep drive right field, seven fourteen
Bonds hits it high and deep to left
OUTTA HERE!
seven fifty five for Barry Bonds
Bonds is now tied with the great Hank Aaron
BONDS HITS IT HIGH
HITS IT DEEP
IT IS
OUTTAAAAA HEREEEEEE
SEVEN FIFTY SIX
BONDS STANDS ALONE
He is on top of the all-time home run list
What a special moment for Barry Bonds
>>69506961
He was the definition of consistency and an outstanding work ethic. You honestly can't ask for much more than that. He was one of my favourite blue jays when he played.
hit deep to center
Grissom back..
SIXTY!
High drive, deep left field
That's Sosa's 20th in June
the 2-1..
SWUNG ON, THERE SHE GOES
NUMBER SIXTY-TWO
MOVE OVER BIG MAC YOU GOT COMPANY