>23 years of hurt
you will never be on the harvard rowing team
First for Jackets
>>69492650
First for fuck off dumb jonphoneposter
Who's the worst team at drafting
>>69492755
>rags
Who ready for the hero of hoc to become a dynasty ?
>>69492755
Oilers are terrible outside of the first round.
>>69492771
You need to have picks to be terrible
>1 pick in the first three rounds
>81th
>>69492771
Rangers are drafting pretty good desu (disregard McIlrath, he's an outlier). they just trade all of their picks
![644396lb2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tN6PPw6.jpg "644396lb2[1].jpg")
Who are some players you suspect of being Finnish?
>>69493075
Stamkos. Look at his retarded face
Although, he's way too good to be Finnish
>>69493326
stammer is a good looking guy imo
>>69493326
he just looks like a crackhead, à la the sedin brothers
>>69492755
Debbies, someone post the chart you know what I'm talking about
>>69493384
>no 6th/7th round picks made the NHL since 2005
really pathetic
>>69492956
Yeah nah the >rags suck dick at drafting
>>69493562
the >rags are shit at everything
>>69493601
>rags
>>69493621
>rags
>rags
I just heard that we're getting 'gender neutral' ID cards.
I fucking hate Justin Trudeau.
So very, very much.
Post aeeeeee them Puljus NOW*!!!!!!!
>>69493686
poopoo is corrupted now. join the real team
>>69493671
>>69493633
>rags
>>69493681
what does that mean? like theres no gender option on your drivers license?
>>69492755
Boston is trying very hard to make the cut.
>>69493748
poopoo was a finnish meme int shitposter
some >laffs posting, complimentary to the >rags posting
>laffs
>>69493749
>doubting don "the literal madman" sweeney
>>69493746
An ID card is just something you can get so you can buy beer and shit without needing to pass a test or put in the extra effort to get a passport
>>69493787
>>69492755
>>69493562
when I'm bored in the future I'll compile an empiric list of drafting success. that's a task that requires boredom AND autism
>>69493942
someone did last year
>>69493686
Mirin that Big Green Egg
Bulju knows his shit
>>69493942
You're going to have to take a pretty long break from forklift simulator
>>69493697
OUR GUY
>>69494051
hes all of /hoc/s
>>69493942
>that's a task that requires boredom AND autism
Very german of you
>mfw oilers win the stanley
>>69492424
Love it
>Radulov scores 65+
>Price wins another Vezina
>Pacioretty finally scores 40
>Galchenyuk becomes elite
>Habs win cup despite gross incompetence in the front office
cap this
>>69494276
none of that will happen, except the front office part which already did
>tfw like 200 days until the season starts
wtf am I supposed to do with all this free time?
>>69494633
make memes
>>69494633
Get a job or kill yourself
Is this guy Cell key material?
Time to shitpost
>>69495077
Aaaaand there's the /int/ poster.
>>69494863
Literally who?
>>69495117
>Calling Mark fucking Stone a literally who
Holy shit. I know >our teams have been shit last year, but learn to recognize our gems, brother.
>the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
Canada is okay
>>69495513
i like canada too
>>69495513
Yea most Canadians are pretty cool
>>69495408
>>69495113
>laffs
>mfw debbies fan will continually get blamed for this
>>69494276
>mon visage quand healthy Carey Price
>ma face lorsque Alex "Russian Alex "Top 5" Ovechkin" Radulov
Sens will be the best canadian team this coming season
>>69495943
Now this is some dank memeing
>>69495993
no memes here friend, it's a fact.
>>69495993
>>69495943
"no"
>>69496024
>the worst poster on this board forgets his head coach is michel therrien
sad tbqh
>>69496054
>his head coach is michel therrien
Not for long
>>69496048
they were the best team last season
they wont have 3 of their top 6 injured this year
they wont have alex chiasson on the roster
full season with a competent top 4 d
>>69495513
BC outside of Hongcouver and western Alberta, that's all I'll give them
>>69496081
Good point. I guess they don't have too much competition either. just the jets, who play in the hardest division.
>>69492755
Minnesota Wild
Best drafted player on the team is Jonas Brodin.
>>69495993
poor kanada
>>69495943
I've heard that before
>>69496372
>Canapoors
>>69496453
>what is GDP per capita
americans are dumb tbqh familias
>>69496453
>What is country's population
Fuck. I shouldn't have to explain this to caitlyns. Don't you have a mass shooting to attend?
>>69493798
>>69496476
>>69496490
>one-tenth of our population
>less than one-tenth of our GDP
>???
so now that america is going to be mexico 2.0 in 20 years, who will be our hockey rival? Will it go back to russia? Sweden?
Pic related it's americaitlyns getting BTFO
>>69496453
>>69496476
>>69496490
>>69496614
>>69496674
can you guys stop, we're trying to meme here
>>69496674
FINLAND
I
N
L
A
N
D
>>69496674
Even Mexishits are better at hockey than pooinloos, chinks and sandniggers, friendo
>>69496780
caitlyn pls, america is 20 years away from being a soccer country.
You should start brushing up on the rules.
okay canada is awesome and all americans are terrible at hockey etc. etc. did you guys get it out of your system?
pls rechannel this autism into memes
Why cant us nucks and yanks all get along?
>>69497183
Because the transvestite faggot ruins every opportunity for us to get along
>crying about banter
pathetic
>>69492424
Bust
>shl
>>69497396
Word, Canadians are pretty pathetic>>69497183
>>69497436
Looks like a question to me
this>>69497245 is crying
>boohoo big mean Canadian was mean to me
>>69497436
>ifunny
And we're the pathetic ones.
>>69497423
>it's a Finn says something stupid episode
becoming way too common these days
>>69496674
Finland
They are getting stronk
Quebec should seperate as a backup.
>almost half an hour without an american post
is this what heaven feels like?
>>69498298
It was 20 minutes with nobody posting you gargantuan retard
Imagine the shitposting when Team NA wins da cup
>6 canadian forwards
>5 american forwards
>4 canadian defence
>3 american defence
>2 american goalies
>1 canadian goalie
>>69498327
With north americans you win
>mfw Pulju memes the Oilers into the playoffs this season then gets swept in all four rounds
Are the Devils elite?
>>69498364
>player scores the game winner on a tap in from a beautiful pass
>the passer was from the other country
Think of the shitposting. It's like Gary carefully designed this tournament to produce maximum memes
>>69498327
Fucking hope not.
>world tournament
>international teams that take players from competing countries
REEEEEEEE
Kill betman plz.
Also is khl compete?
nhl v. khl series when?
>>69498671
Never. The NHL looks at the KHL the same way Carey Price looks at Finnish goaltending
Canadians of /hoc/ debate me and my flawless top 10 rankings.
Wayne Gretzky
Gordie Howe
Bobby Orr
Mario Lemieux
Maurice Richard
Mark Messier
Patrick Roy
Jaromír Jágr
Jean Béliveau
Guy Lafleur
hockey is gaaaaay
>>69498692
>>69498698
>>69498702
All me
/hoc/ webm thread, anyone?
>>69498698
1. McDavid
2. The rest
>>69498802
McDavid is going to bust
>>69498702
>>69498862
how can he bust if hes already the best player in the league?
https://youtu.be/eT3xFT7HaCA?t=82
>average bolts fan
laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
>>69499121
frig off norge
>>69499124
Good morning lad.
>>69499142
not a wild fan desu i just like telling you to FRIG OFF
>>69499121
Aren't you a >rags fan?
>>69499145
Oh I'll frig off alright.
>>69499164
Do you ride penguins to school in Norge?
>>69499174
It's meese for the most part.
>>69499121
I like you, norge
>>69496674
> America is your hockey rival
That's pretty fucking sad, bud, if you're competing with us. We're not even good at it
Try Sweden
>habs only chance of even making the playoffs is literally one guy
Quebec Nordiques when
>>69499216
>you'll never be American
Just kill me already
>>69499236
If >my team ever gets relocated I hope it's somewhere like Seattle just so Quebec gets cucked again.
>>69499257
>Norge
>>69499257
come to usa
>you now remember the 2015-16 Trashington Peepoopitals
>>69501204
HOCKEY NEWS
Shane Doan just signed a 1 year 2,5M contract
I bet they're actually pretty good friends.
>I hate Brodeur
McDavid
Hath not a Finn eyes, /hoc/? If you cut him, does he not bleed?
>>69501204
ahahaha
>>69502365
No. His blood is frozen, and the eyes fell out in a tragic fishing accident.
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69502511
He'll make mcbust look like a god
>mfw casuals will think mcmeme is good
>>69502511
Going to Edmonton was a blessing in disguise. Better to play with MeMeme than for Torts and his grinder philosophy designed to stifle creativity.
>>69499124
You frig off
Norge a cute
CUTE
>>69495943
I'm a fucking retard for having the Jets as my western team. Pick it up Canada
>>69496780
Don't forget the dindus
>>69498802
Nah man
1)Bergeron
2)the rest
last and second last) Crosbitch and McShitcunt
>>69498802
I wonder where he ranks after he shatters his knee this season.
>rags fans
Look at dat boi
i just rolled on my pupper's toes with my chair
>>69504780
Monster
>>69493326
Stamkos is Macedonian.
I grew up with him in Markham where all the Macedonians lived.
>>69504795
it was an accident.
i feel bad
Is summer the worst season?
>The maze that is the wild organization
our year
our year
our year
>>69505174
fuck yeah! St. Alberta here. Which part of Edmonton are you?
>>69502161
Probaply
>>69504864
Yes
>90° & humid af
Kill me
>>69504864
Heat
Sun
Bugs
Bicyclists everywhere
Homeless people
Yeah, it's shit
>>69505628
Except you get to see girls in little clothing. Probably the best part about summer.
>>69505648
>not jerking off indoors all day
>>69505206
jasper with the mountains and stuff
>>69505648
>women
Fucking pleb
>>69505648
Between that and girls with tan lines, there isn't much positive about summer.
>>69505743
>Being a virtual cuck
>>69505821
>being Canadian
I'd rather be a cuck
>Shane Doan plays his entire ice hockey career for a shitty desert team without winning anything
Is there a more cucked hokei player on this earth?
>>69505206
The shitty part
>>69504864
>not living in a GOAT mountain climate
>>69505821
I'm a fan of the variety to be honest. Winter sucks when it's -35 outside, but its also comfy as fuck. Autumn is probably my favorite time of year though.
>>69506531
Poor hamster is going to die from blood clots
>>69505879
>being a trophy chaser rather than a respectable teammate
>>69506599
There's a reason Finns belong in bin
>>69506656
>mad
>at finns
>>69506599
>doan
>respectable
Know how I know you're sunbelt?
>>69506827
>le doan hating guy
this is a stupid meme. i bet youre the same guy who thinks toes is better than yzerman
>>69506851
Lmao kill yourself strawman
Doan is an overrated cheap shot white chimp
>sunbelt produces first overall
>Canacucks become even more obsessed
How bad will it get when he doesn't bust?
>can't refute argument
>resorts to passive aggressive name calling
Its true what they say about the south, isn't it? They are all inbred retards.
>>69506913
auspic is RNH level of 1st overall centers, hes a guaranteed bust with all the unreasonable expectations laffs fans have
>>69506938
Laine will have a much better career IMO. Not only does he have a better supporting cast, but hes not under the microscope of shitronto.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/blundell-nobody-loves-losing-shane-doan/
LMAO
BTFO
>>69506991
i honestly wish doan would just die or vanish or retire or something, its getting tiring to hear about the biggest loser in sports history
>>69507018
>I don't know that there's another man who's been as good as he's been in his sport, thats been not just ok with sucking, but looked forward to it, preferred it, took paycuts to do it, and is staying and finishing his career in a place where he knows he can't win.
He is truly a losers loser.
>>69506938
I dont see how anybody could develop properly in toronto. the poor kid is probably going to be expected to score 40 goals this season and make the playoffs up to the second round at least.
>>69507106
they think matthews is at or near jack eichels level already, when in reality hes nowhere near it
>>69507106
What?
>>69507170
Who the fuck said that? Steve Dangle?
>>69507302
There's been a bunch of articles claiming that.
>>69492849
>Oilers are terrible outside of the first round.
Their terrible there too though.
2013
>Nurse
2012
>Yakupov
2011
>RNH
2009
>Paajarvi-Svensson
2008
>Eberle
2007
>Gagner
2005
>Cogliano (at least he's still playing)
2003
>Pouliot
2002
>Niinimaki (literally who?)
2000
>Mikhnov (literally who?)
1999
>RIta (l w?)
98
>Henrich (l w?)
97
>Riesen (l w?)
96
>Boyd Devereaux (at least he played a little bit)
95
>Steve Kelly (career depth/AHL player)
94
>Bonsignore (l w? drafted before Ryan Smyth)
Which central division team will win the cup this year?
>>69507170
To be fair, his play at the World Championships is what makes people think that. But they don't stop to consider how he hasn't played the North American game on NHL sized ice in over a year. The kid is going to be soft and shit in his rookie year. At least the Fins played on the hybrid ice surface and against Mongols, so they should be more prepared for the NHL level.
>implying Doan won't be trade bait come trade deadline
>implying Matthews won't be the next Scott Gomez
>implying Laine won't break the rookie goal scoring record set by Sellane with the Jets
>implying Pulju won't impregnate every team mates wife with Finnish mongol genes and then him and Yakupov will conquer Canada
>>69507857
>implying the yak will be in canada for that long and not in china playing in the KHL
>>69507884
>implying Yak is not KGB spy
>>69507667
>Rita
>Niinimäki
>Pääjärvi
>Puljujärvi
Oilers got the yellow fever.
>>69508203
when is kurutalj?
>yfw the sparkledogs win the cup and you have to smell shane doans nuts
>>69508288
>le cap floor no fans team
>doing anything, ever
nah
>>69507731
Avs
>>69505206
Writing on stone reporting in
Any Canabros ever been to the Calgary Stampede? Is it worth a 6 hour drive to check out?
>>69508687
>tfw live 2 hours away but have never been
>>69508687
Yes it's fucking based if you like getting drunk and doing cocaine
I went last year it was glorious
>>69506827
>implying he's not respectable for playing a career with the same team
That's respectable alone.
How does /hoc/ rate Ken Holland?
>>69508847
Never done cocaine but I do love getting drunk.
Looks like it ends this weekend and I have a damn wedding to go to.
Maybe next year
>>69509172
babcock and scout babby.
>>69508288
>mfw the roadrunners win the calder cup
Hey mates, I'm starting a sport webm thread with hockey webms.
Come join and post some hockey moments please.
>>69509308
thats a fuckin cool looking bird
>>69509372
Sure I'll be right there
The only thing I'm looking forward to regarding the (((Gary))) Cup is the injury list so we learn roughly how many younger skaters will get a chance in the NHL at the beginning of the season.
>>69509767
what about team north america beating team finland? i mean i was worried that this seasons memes wouldn't be as dank as last season's - we kicked things off with a fucking rape accusation of all things - but the New Canada Cup could be a meme goldmine
>>69509915
If team north america and team finland are in the final, it will be decent.
>>69507018
>>69507105
what do you expect from a team in such a shitty location with such a terrible fanbase. a coyotes contract is essentially championship repellant.
>mfw finland wins EACH meaningful international ice hockei gold medal of the year 2016
>>69510077
Dubs confirm Finland hockey dynasty til 2022
>>69506991
What a dick. Doan is easily the most respectable guy in the league at this point. He's pretty old and slowed down a lot, but you can't say he "sucks" when he almost still put up 50 points last season, and is good for 25+ goals every year. Every team wishes they had a leader like that imo
Remember Alexander Frolov?
What other players seemed to just vanish from the NHL
>>69510175
Ville Leino
>>69510175
George W. Bouche
>>69510175
Slava voynov
>>69510225
Leino was painful to watch 2bh
our year
>>69510175
Travis Roy
>>69510165
>you can't say he "sucks"
we can and we will. he's a medium-sized fish in a small pond.
>>69510175
huselius
>>69510818
i USED to respect him back when he won us a memorial cup, but to just throw your career away with the coyotes, what a complete waste of rapidly dwindling talent.
>>69510868
>defending trophy chasers
Fuck off
>>69510077
>tfw no counter-meme tactics to use against Finland
>>69510961
big gap between trophy chasing and being competitive
literally the only reason to sign with the coyotes is so you can be close to the border for fresh shipments of coke and mescalin
>>69511016
not for you maybe
if finland is so great then why do their hockey players aspire to play in canada?
>>69511022
>getting this mad over a player who's comfortable playing on a certain team
Relax your autism fuck boy
>>69511072
>FUCK YOU AUTISTIC FUCKBOY STOP BEING SO MAD
he's comfortable being a loser. and you root for him which makes you a loser too.
>>69504864
It's crawling by. Nothing but bore ball
>>69511159
I don't root for him you dipshit. I couldn't give a flying fuck what he does with his life.
>>69511191
obviously. that's clearly the mindset you hold based on all your posts about him.
>canautists, caliniggers, yurotrash and eastcoastcucks are LITERALLY mad at Doan
Dunno if it's pathetic or hilarious. Maybe both?
>>69511448
>sunbelt beaner
>shit post
Checks out
>2 ply
>>69511489
>>69511671
>Canacuck makes a literal shitpost right below yours
STFU
1. Dallas
2. Minnesota
3. Winnipeg
4. Nashville
5. St. Louis
6. Chicago
7. Colorado
Cap this shit
POST YFW BAD RAD PUNCHES THERRIEN'S FACE IN
>>69511754
>making fun of americasuals for attempting to chirp
>shitposting
>>69511671
>mfw 3-ply
>>69511987
>>69510737
so are you a flames and canucks fan?
Thats fucking weird dude
![Apocalypse-Marvel-Comics-Trading-Card[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LlfqyB8.jpg "Apocalypse-Marvel-Comics-Trading-Card[1].jpg")
>sabres killing each other at development camp
>>69502787
don't you take mcjesus's name in vain
>>69511448
IZAT KIPPERZ
>not being wet wipes masterrace
Enjoy your dirty uncomfortable asshole, assholes
Reminder that we did it, yinz.
>>69512055
go away pedo
>>69512010
i go for the flames as long as their success doesn't directly interfere with the canucks
also montreal, edmonton, ottawa, winnipeg, and toronto
and if none of them are playing then pittsburgh, florida, detroit, philadelphia, tampa bay, san jose, new jersey, or long island in roughly that order
