Today's big moves:
>Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg [Bayern Munich - Southampton] £12.8m
>Gokhan Tore [Besiktas - West Ham] Loan
>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m
me
S P U R S
P
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Any chance Ricardo Rodriguez ends up at a BPL club? Or is he destined for Real and massive wages?
>>69489396
Are you not watching it?
Leicester are getting top 4 again lads
Just thought I'd let you know
![carlo-ancelotti-karl-heinz-rummenigge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSMKE9P.jpg "carlo-ancelotti-karl-heinz-rummenigge[1].jpg")
Anyone got some good Ancelotti images? I need to get some before the season starts.
Chelsea
United
City
Arsenal
Spurs
Liverpool
[meme team of the season]
Leicester
6th for I love /trans/ lads
>>69489454
>>69489464
Absolutely no chance
United
Spurs
City
Chelsea
Arsenal
Leicester
Palace (meme of the season)
Liverpool
>>69489394
>5th highest paid player in the world
>>69489454
>>69489487
All i have, please credit me when you post them thank you
>Former AZ Alkmaar and Parma forward Pelle joins ex-Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse at Shandong, who are managed by former Fulham boss Felix Magath.
>managed by le cheese injury man
wew lad
>>69489500
>united
far too predictable
epl's small teams are getting a bunch of good players, Negredo is about to go to one of those if I'm not mistaken
Pelle is already 31 and they gave him an outrageous amount of money.
He would have been crazy to refuse.
>people actually rate meme shit like Liverpool and Spurs above the champions
Lmao
>>69489515
>Negredo
>good player
Negredo to Liverpool confirmed lads
>>69489454
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ancelotti+eyebrow
literally zillions
>>69489514
I'm going by the fact that Mourinho has only not won the title 3 times.
It's boring and predictable, but he will get United to win the title
>>69489508
>>69489454
tried to get a thread started on the topic a few weeks back and no one gave a shit
>>69489534
lot depends on who leaves t︃bh it's hard to predict where leicester will come
>>69489454
Shop a gun in the place of the whistle and you'll have the perfect picture for when he goes out off the CL against Leicester.
>>69489567
that shirt is clean AF
>>69489576
>he goes out off the CL against Leicester.
>Carlo underperforming in the CL
I think you meant when he'll lose the league to >Shalke
>>69489464
City
Arsenal
United
Spurs
Leicester
Liverpool
Everton
West Ham
4th/5th and 6th to 8th is a tossup imo
American dropping some cold hard facts here
1. Manchester City - 90 points
2. Leicester City - 85 points
3. Chelsea - 83 points
4. Manchester United - 81 points
>>69489576
>>69489612
Hopefully Ancelotti keeps his abysmal domestic record going, the Bundesliga was starting to get boring.
United
City
Arsenal
Leicester
Chelsea
West Ham
Spurs
>>69489640
>wenger
>outside top 4
>>69489613
you forgot chelsea
>>69489640
How's life on the spectrum?
>>69489650
>United winning the league
>West Ham that high
>Spurs that low
>Liverpool not even in the top 7
>>69489576
lel
>>69489487
>>69489511
Smugness is good, thanks.
>>69489570
Give it time. He's only just arrived.
any trans lately lads?
>>69489430
I am watching it but no face fancied me. I kinda liked one with her looking like a sad blob, I should look for it in the threads.
>>69489613
>>69489672
Oops
City
Arsenal
United
Spurs
Chelsea
Leicester
Everton
West Ham
I think Spurs/Chelsea/Leicester will be extremely close, should make the end of the season interesting after Guardiola strolls to the title.
>>69489612
>>69489642
I was just trying to meme guys, leave me alone
>>69489743
*Liverpool in between Leicester and Everton
>>69489725
Gf to me negotiations broke down :(
>>69489683
I miss this mayme
>>69489710
That thumbnail makes him look like Frodo/Elijah Wood
>>69489771
>le smug thugball man
>>69489683
how's life after the Euro loss
Spurs have won the league.
They are the only team with a solid base to improve on. Every other team are having major reshuffles, having to get players to gel to a new managers system etc etc.
Spurs have the players that buy into the manager's system, they play for the manager, they can build on the experience.
Only team to challenge them in that regard is Arsenal, but for some reason Arsene refuses to plug the holes in his team each year
>>69489700
West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year. No reason for them not to do very well, esp with new stadium.
Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there). In terms of points acquired even AVB did better than Poch
Liverpool are a collection of decent but massively inconsistent players and are a decent but massively inconsistent team. I don't see Mane and Matip changing that
>>69489792
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend
and I also have a gf
>Southampton sign a player
>xD XD WELCOME TO LIVRPOOL 2017 18 XD XD
pelle is going to make 20 million per season at china, this is his 1 last payday
>>69489766
Iktfb tfw masturbating is slowly starting to feel like nothing
>>69489824
>West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year.
have they even signed anyone?
>>69489869
Tore, Nordveidt, Feghouli, Bacca (incoming).
>>69489889
literal shit
>>69489825
Lol it's like you sat down last night and had to write down reasons to go on living
>>69489889
Feghouli and Bacca are great signings desu
>>69489725
me to a solitary life of no friends is progressing and it looks like a deal is nearly done
>>69489903
West Ham's team is superior to Liverpool's in pretty much every department m8
>>69489904
Smh you tourist isnt even updated on the meme classics
kys dumb american
>>69489824
>Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there)
Klopp's Dortmund team handled it just fine. They were better than Spurs are now, of course, but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.
>>69489948
when did wet spam fans get so deluded?
from last thread anyone know who she is?
>>69489394
But why? Seriously Is he getting like €12m/year?
>>69489961
>but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.
?????
half of his starters were injured during the second part of 13/14
>>69489961
PL is higher intensity than Bayernwinslol and Poch's style is different to Klopp's. Klopp favours intense, short bursts of pressing whereas Poch is more Bielsa influenced with perpetually hard running. Bielsa disciples never win anything because of their meme approach to fitness
>>69489970
Dunno, it is fucking boring though.
>>69489970
When they became a more relevant team than Liverpoo.
>>69489948
Which West Ham player would get into a combined Liverpool/West Ham starting xi other than Payet?
>>69490039
liverpool aren't a benchmark for anything these days
>>69489977
>>69490003
Give rightful British clay back and I'll tell you.
>>69490009
>second part of 13/14
>2014
Exactly, Klopp's final year there. He left early in 2015, didn't he?
>>69490003
Maybe Kimmy Granger pulling a face?
>>69490058
cresswell
>>69490058
Liverpool sure as hell payed a shitton of cash for Carroll
>>69489394
>>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m+ 0 post omitted.
how did they get him for that cheap? arent china clubs paying like 50m for players
>>69489819
Spurs will bottle it like they always do, plus CL football will see them drop out of the top 4 IMO.
>>69490058
Adrian
Cresswell
Reid
Ogbonna
Clyne
Kouyate
Can
Qtinho
Lanzini
Payet
Sturridge
>>69490076
he left at the end of 14/15 ?
>>69490116
One year left in the contract
>>69489819
spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race
they are bottlers and always will be
>>69490119
Do you genuinely believe they were actually in a title race last season?
>>69490133
mate Valencia is better than Clyne
>>69489970
>this coming from a Liverpool fan
>>69490133
>Adrian
>Ogbonna
>Lanzini
>>69490133
OK m8
>>69490157
No, but they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it, they should have finished above Arsenal easily and choked.
>>69490134
Yes, he announced his resignation in April 2015 iirc, roughly one year after those injuries you were talking about started
>>69490169
>he rates Mignoshit (the German GK is an unknown quantity atm)
>he thinks Liverpool have a decent CB
>he doesn't rate Lanzini
>he probably rates Lallana
Now that Pelle is out of the picture is Balotelli back to being Italy's number 9?
>>69489994
Hes getting 40m euro for his contract
>>69490209
they started more earlier in 2014 though.
>>69490184
But you could extend that to arsenal and city aswell, who should have been finishing higher all things condidered
>>69490003
who is this?
>>69490224
Sakho > Ogbonna
Firmino > Lanzini
Karius > Adrian
>>69490184
>they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it
If they bottled their chance before being in the race, then they were never really in it, were they? Leicester won the league comfortably, Spurs weren't really close except for a few days in early March.
>>69490243
Hope a club buys and plays Gabbiadini
he's pretty good, hope it'll be him
>>69490003
Her name is Tvoja Stara
Have a feeling Watford could be next season's meme team
>>69490246
>tfw 5th highest paid player in the world
>all I gotta do is play in China and experience some fucked up shit
Will Viktoria follow him?
Reminder if spurs lost twice to newcastle, drew twice with west brom, and dropped points at home from a winning position against 10-man arsenal
they absolutely were in the title race, anyone who says they weren't is more than likely a spurs fan trying to make themselves feel better.
>>69490068
B-but da we're still British clay...
>>69490243
No. I hope it's Belotti desu. Gabbiadini, Immobile and Pavoletti are good candidates too
>>69490280
I think 2 points, for about an hour, then the gap never closed to less than five, from whaat i remember
gotta buy that sky hype though!!
>>69490267
But I was talking to the guy saying that Spurs where gonna win the League this season. Just pointing out they are eternal Bottlers.
City have Pep who will make them pick up points where they need, they threw away too many points to lower league teams last season. Arsenal are usually good enough to finish in Top 4, I don't think Arsenal will do it though if they don't sign a new striker and CB though.
Bacca's agent will be in London tomorrow, he want €5m per year and they alredy agreed the fee with Milan: €30m
>>69490321
>25 inch me
Could she be asking for a BBC any more blatantly?
>>69489950
Do you need the Portuguese to put you back in the place, froguette?
>>69490323
If Spurs had beaten West Brom, Chelsea, Southampton, and Newcastle, they still wouldn't have won the league.
I thought Shandong Luneng were going to sign that other Southampton forward whose name I seem to be forgetting at the moment
>THERE'S YOUR FAIRYTALE!
quite smug looking back at this
>>69489889
>Bacca
why
>>69490383
>30m for someone who'll be practically 30 when the season starts
madness
Is there a more depressing club than Arsenal in the top 6 right now? All the others have in some impressive managers, especially liverpool getting one way above their level. Arsenal on the other hand have the same old naive man who will happily aim for 3rd but accept 4th all the same. They will probably finish above one or two of the others but at-least they have some ambition and hope to go higher instead of stagnate.
I'm gonna miss Pelle, I'd totally go homo for him. (no homo)
>>69490403
hah hah kill urself my man
>>69490407
lost to newcastle twice
>>69489889
>Tore
Average player, mentalist
>Nordveit
Gladbach bench player LOL
>Feghouli
Literally lazy and shit
>Bacca
He's bretty gud, but he's probably had his best years now.
>>69490431
There are no good striker around tbf. Also i hope the hammers dont mind the fact that he cant stop or make a pass to save his life
moussa sissoko to spurs when ? all he do is run he's the perfect fit
>>69490484
>There are no good striker around tbf
Obama will be desperate to get out of the selling club that is Dortmund.
>>69490477
>Gladbach bench player LOL
literally was the most important player out of their back 3
go away deluded liverpoo fan
>>69490518
And go to west ham? He would also cost twice as much
>>69490435
Wenger was a Brilliant manager, he has lost what made him good through consistency and has become stubborn. He feels every player is an investment rather than a player when looking at the Transfer market and that is where he suffers. He refuses to buy Marquee signings regularly on the basis they are a bad investment as they are overpriced and have little sell on value. He buys young talent which is good, but you need to buy experience alongside it to challenge for the title consistently. He just is deluded by his top 4 finishes into thinking he is a good transfer market manager when he isn't.
They have needed and Great CB and Striker for a few seasons now but he just goes and buys midfielders and wonders why they leak shitty goals and create so many chances and can't score anything.
le have opinions on players you have literally never seen play thread
le have opinions on players you have literally never seen play board
>>69490329
I guess. You're not like the other ungrateful countries.
>>69490477
>t. Liverpoo ''''''''''''''''fan''''''''''''''''''''
le meta comment because I'm dead inside and have nothing to add to the conversation post
>>69490435
Didn't Arsenal end 2nd last season?
>>69489567
DAT BOY
>>69490576
You said no good strikers m8 just pointing one out.
>were signing manninger
is klopp going for meme power?
>>69490653
It was perhaps the most hollow second place in premier league history
>>69490663
Well obvisouly ones that west ham can buy at around that price
>>69490631
>>69490557
>Disagrees with a deluded Wet Spam fan
>Must support Livershit
/sp/ logic
Pelle gonna make 20M a year for 2 years.
>>69490653
some would say that they only finished second because spuds had a meltdown towards the end of the season, but they were simply overarchieving and fell down to their rightful place at the end.
>>69490688
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend
>>69490653
Through sheer luck of Spurs bottling it and United and City pretty much going well fuck it in the league because they knew they have no chance winning it and had focuses in other competitions, which Arsenal had gotten knocked out of.
>>69490653
In their dream season scenario. That was the season Wenger has been waiting for a DECADE. All the oil clubs imploded and their was his league title in sight that he could finally retire with. Instead he cocked up too and spent the majority of the season behind Spuds. Thanks to a massive choke they got second in a season they should have got 1st.
>>69490653
And the fans unironically celebrated it.
Which AFTV videos are the worst lads?
>>69490725
>>69490784
In a way, Tottenham's collapse guaranteed Arsenal at least another year or two of Wenger instead of getting Koeman. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
>Chinese club Hebei offered €50m/y salary to Higuain according to SkyCalciomercato
>>69490876
just the ones with blacks in them
>>69490889
they're waiting for Tuchel la
>>69490876
the ones where they forget theyre a bunch of perma bottlers and insist they can win the league
inversely the ones after they implode are the best
>>69490894
>€50m/y
Where the fuck are these slopes getting this cash from
>>69490926
us, until we MAGA
>>69490876
Has Claude been found yet?
>>69490950
Yeah
Last time I checked he was saying he was gonna through himself into a highway tho
>>69490926
/csg/
>>69489394
>why did nobody tell me they play in orange? I can't hang pictures of myself on my walls in this garbage
Lucas Silva denied retiring because of a heart disease
http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Lucas-silva-se-montre-rassurant-concernant-son-avenir/705721
Looks like Basel are signing the ultimate FM meme player, and getting Balanta. They also signed Bua last week.
>>69490981
I find it quite hard to laugh at him now, knowing he's absolutely batshit. I bet Ty was raped as a child, like that episode of the Simpsons about Flanders getting "spanked" for a year.
1. Chelsea
2. United
POINT GAP
3. Spurs
4. City
5. Arsenal
POINT GAP
6. Liverpool
7. Crystal Palace
8. West Ham
>>69491054
You can chart the decline of his mental health throughout the AFTV videos
>>69491051
balanta aint shit on cherno samba
>>69491051
>Bua
Kek, it's a childish way to say pain in Italian.
>>69491064
>Chelsea winning
Stick to your PSGwinslol league baguette man
>>69491064
fucking kek. West Ham are better than Palace and Livershit.
>there are people in this thread literally right now who think conte won't flop
he doesn't have fucking bbc anymore lads
why is everyone convinced chelsea are going to challenge next year?
all they've done so far is replace one good manager for another good manager and overpay for michy
>>69491100
It's a shame they can't have an Embolo Bua wing partnership.
1. City
2. Leicester
3. United
4. Arse
5. West Ham
6. Chelsea
7. Liverpoo
8. Everton
>>69491157
>John Terry in a high line
It's gonna be hilarious again after AVB
>>69491081
wonga cant keep getting away with this
any updates on the greasemans juicy boipussy to my bedroom situation?
Is Bilic being severely underrated?
1.Nobody
2.Is
3.Arsed
4.About
5.Your
6.Retarded
7.Fucking
8.Shitty
9.Opinion
>>69491221
Despite having a JUST haircut he is quite good
>>69491228
>about rated lower than is
>>69491233
Good pundit too, should be on more shows.
>>69491196
>Conte
>high line
you'r clueless
>>69490631
>@KopiteSterling
Can this man do anything right?
>>69491202
Still crying after Ronnie and the boys had their way with him, will update you in the situation tomorrow
>>69491202
>underwear lines
Is Danny Simpson actually quite good lads
kante to chelsea
>>69489604
just noticed it's a cycling shirt kek
do agree it looks better than the usual merde they wear desu
Any updates on you're mom to my fat cock lads?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/11/chelsea-move-quickly-to-formalise-interest-in-ngolo-kante-amid-i/
Don't do it kante you little rat
Predict, post and screencap your PL predictions for the season
1) Man City
2) Chelsea
3) Man United
4) Liverpool
5) Arsenal
6) Tottenham Hotspur
7) Leicester
8) Everton
9) Stoke
10) West Ham
11) Southampton
12) Swansea
13) Crystal Palace
14) Middlesbrough
15) Bournemouth
16) West Bromwich Albion
17) Sunderland
18) Watford
19) Hull
20) Burnley
>there are "people" here who think kante isnt a 1 season wonder and wont fade away into obscurity soon
>>69491360
it's already full of kants, so a bit nonsensical
>>69491455
players that came from the bottom never fade away fast. unlike babbys who made their debut in a great team (like janujaz for exemple)
>>69491390
Hurry before Zidane falls for the meme.
>>69491455
He wasn't as effective for France and I think it'd be similar at Chelsea
ronaldo out for 4-5 months
>>69491444
literally fuck all reason to think liverpool will be decent.
>>69491486
michu
>>69491121
---------------------Courtois
--------Ivanovic----Cahill-----Zouma
Azpi------------------Matic----------------Rodriguez
----------Naingollan------Fabregas
----------------------Hazard
--------------------Batshuayi
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/calciomercato/napoli-larsenal-pensa-ad-higuain-ce-stata-anche-unofferta-dalla-cina/
says that arsenal want higuain and may offer giroud as part of the deal
kek
Any updates on the Gotze to Spurs situation? Serious question, not just memeing.
>>69491549
>Right side offering no attacking support.
>>69491540
bony
>>69491444
1.Swansea City
2.Arsenal
3.Man United
4.Manchester City
5.Everton
6.Feyenoord
7.Aston villa
8.Stan Collymore FC United
9.East Ham
10.Weston Super Market Paki FC
11.Our Nige of Nuneatons
12.Stockport County
13.Southampton
14.Noel Gallagher's High Flying Turds
15.West Brom
16.East Brom
17.North Brom
18.North-East Brom
19.North-West Brom
20. Wes Browm FC
21.Manchester United
>>69491567
>di marzipan
swap deals that high profile literally never happen
>tfw no /yfmoc/ thread
>>69491569
he's going to liverpool with jabby martyness lad
whey gunna wid de fukken leege
>>69491567
Ah yes swap deals just like my fifa save! Very impressive.
>>69491549
>batshoeyayo
>scoring goals
>hazshit being fit enough to run for even 45 minutes
>3 CB meme in the premier league
Francois pls
>>69491549
Literally gonna finish 6th/7th
>>69491567
They'll fit each other like a glove, the biggest choker going to the biggest choker team.
>>69491569
any talk today was that its not happening. was probably never happening to be fair.
Janssen should be announced tomorrow.
Any updates on the Martini Javez to Liverpool situation?
>>69491687
edging closer
>>69491600
those threads always die after the game and /trans/ feels like the perfect replacement
Why do spurs always take so long to complete a transfer? Any other club would have had it settled last week
>>69491730
Who are they buying?
Spurs for best 2nd team in the league
They would rekt Europa if they played in it this season instead of CL, should aim to finish 3rd in their group
>>69491730
two transfers done by the end of this week would be pretty quick for Spurs
>>69491711
bonjour une mousier bon bon cafe
>>69491730
lads, it's tottenham.
>>69491748
They don't give a shit about EL.
They fielded their B team against Dortmund last season.
>>69491444
1. United
2. Spurs
3. City
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal
6. Leicester
7. Liverpool
.
.who gives a fuck
.
.
18. Burnley
19. Watford
20. Hull
any updates on niamh to anon situation
West Ham's talks with Bacca have finished according to Di Marzio
LGTSS
>That deluded faggot shit ham fan.
>>69491817
me on the left
>>69491535
no Europe, full season of the Klopp and already better defenders and GK
>>69491748
It triggers me so much when people don't even bother to change the colours to the right ones
You put in a less than minimal effort >:(
>>69491828
you're the most beautiful creature who has ever lived?
lads... thinking back abt it I'm sure with a team like that we would be champion of the universe
>>69491847
your left, my right
>>69491594
forgot forest la
>>69491817
2,1
>>69491817
1 and 1 only.
>>69491852
>1 (one) french name in there
kek
>>69491817
2,1
>>69491852
>Benzegoal
His record for France is Giroud level mate. Take your Algerian arse back to Algeria.
>Ribery
He, Benzema and Nasri are all team cancer that should stay as far away from France for the rest of their lives.
>>69491841
and on the other hand, it's liverpool
>>69491852
>gignac
>>69491817
shes a coalburner, lid
Easily top 8
>>69491894
after all the shit benzema went through he would have been so angry... top scorer confirmed
rather have ribery benzema nasri than matuidi sissoko coman tbf
>>69491924
gignac is le sang mate, even if hes shit he's just...
>>69491885
*tips*
>>69489454
There you go mate
>>69491943
top 8rd for de saints means liverpool will finish 9nd or 10st.
>>69491852
Lots of lazy players in there
>>69491748
3rd place and the CL quarterfinals imo. Maybe a title challenge with a little luck (Man City injury problems, the Emirates Stadium falling into a sinkhole, etc.).
>>69491969
>10st
Any updates on happiness to my life friends?
>>69491976
>Man Utd Fan !Ly7MRw0CGU
>>69491999
*with Bentaleb as the 3rd-choice central midfielder
>>69491999
>gotze over alli
w e w
reminder spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race
>>69492012
Hey Peru, what's the matter?
>>69492030
reminder Arsenal finished 2nd in a one-horse race and decided to celebrate it
Thoughts? Opinions? Shitposts?
>>69491968
>>69492013
>>69491894
>is Giroud level mate
As is the only other choice.....Giroud. Seeing as Benzema is twice the player of Giroud it's obvious which one to play and stick with.
SOON LA
>>69492029
Alli would still start the first 5 games or so thanks to Dembele's suspension. And he'd probably be the first choice substitute for anyone in that attacking trio.
