>Chile
>Mexico
>Germany
>Portugal
Will this be the meme tourney of the year?
>Confederations cup
>Australia
Shitpost soon...
>>69487356
More.relevant than the fucking gold cup at least
>>69487382
The gold cup is so shit, it's just a free pass for Mexico most of the time.
Why is Germany in it?
>>69487550
World cup champs
>Finally a Mexico vs Portugal game for /sp/ to be flooded with simpsonposting
Can't wait
>>69487550
WC champs
Russia is in because they're hosts. So there's 3 Euro teams lel
>main stadium still under construction and will not be ready in time
This tournament will never happen.
>>69487331
God that's a shit cup
>PooPee Land in it
>>69487562
But the World Cup isn't represented by a continental federation. Makes no sense
>>69487563
>Its the final
>>69487587
Erm idk they need to have an amount of teams I suppose. You have the winners around the world, the wc winner and the hosts
literally every team here is capable of contributing quality memes
what african team should we be hoping for in order to maximize the potential memeage?
>>69487613
Algeria ideally so france can return to the tourney
>>69487613
>needing to host the tournament in order to make your debut
wew lad
is going to happen bros, we memed this into reality
inb4 aruglia better than arriaga
>>69487740
its gonna be another 7-0 my mexican friend
>>69487812
if you not score more than 7 you're shit.
>>69487331
Ye, crackas. Chilean NT will get REKT by Ronaldo, and he will finally show Messi's supporters who the BOSS is. Feels good, muthafucka...
>>69487964
>implying we won't just hold it
>>69487613
lunatic tier
- Germany
Hard
-Chile
-pPortugal
Normal
-Russia
Easy
>Australia
>New Zealand
Shit
>Mexico
>only 8 teams
>there's a group stage
what the fuck?
why?
>tfw we're the only ones who have won this tournament
since when is this cup a thing?
>>69487613
>TBD
France*
>>69488351
It's a rehearsal for the World Cup, João. It's important for the hosts to see if everything is working right before the other 24 teams arrive.
>>69487331
you forgot russia
>>69488046
>implying all of them are not gonna get krokodiled by based Putin
>>69487331
Its actually a bigger victory to be on this tourney than to actually win it.
Unless you host it, ofc.
So who is going to win this thing and then embarrass themselves at the world cup?
Ah fuck it. I hope we win this trophy. It's not that big of a deal? fuck it. It's still an official trophy.
Better than Toulon torunament. And we already have won that one.
>>69487613
>somalia ( did they even qualify to the afc?)
>algeria
>some portuguese colony
>>69487740
I prefer Arriaga 2, tbqh.
Simpsons right again.
>>69487613
>Mexico is the only one to have won it before
I'm so hyped, I wanna play with Mexico-chan again!
>>69491038
Somalia did not enter the qualifications due to the ongoing civil war
Enjoy watching a the Z teams play
>>69487613
Dr Congo, I'm CIA
>>69487544
Why don't they just fuse CONMEBOL and CONCACAF?
>>69495916
Thanks to concacaf mexico and usa have a guaranteed spot in every world cup, fighting with the south american big guys (and even with the '''''bad ''''' teams of conmebol) would be too risky
This already smells like a 0.00 goals per game tournament.
It was funny how the US almost won this thing in 2009 because they were the only team that gave a fuck, until Brazil woke up in the 2nd half.
Still can't believe they actually beat the GOAT Spain though. That was probably the worst game Spain ever played between their Euro and WC wins.
>>69487613
>mexico is the only one there that's actually won the tournament
Germany will rape all these teams.
>>69495916
Because what benefit would CONCACAF get from that?
>>69495916
hmmm, lets see
>join conmebol, get better at soccer
>downside: lose out on a couple of WC's, lots of lost revenue
vs
>stay in concacaf
>have a guaranteed pass to the WC and continue to be shit
>guaranteed revenue from all types of places
hmmm idk bro, you tell me which one sounds more reasonable to these federations...
>>69499415
Basically yeah, at least during Blatter and Warner's time, having a Gold Cup every two years and at least 3 teams in the WC meant lots of money even for the tiniest Caribbean island. Fusing with one of the hardest football confederations in the planet means losing all that.
>>69487563
Portugal? They don't even have the memes in their language.
Chile-Mexico games are gonna be full of UNA VELA and that one meme with the smiling face
>>69487356
Why does mexico qualify for the gold cup? Is it because they won that North America cup thing?
>>69499471
>mfw mexico btfo Germany 8-1 and we all just look not being able to understand if it's real life or kek's realm
No face desu
We gon get rekt
>>69488246
so 4 teams don't travel half way across the earth to play 1 fucking game, also the point of this tournament is to ensure every stadium is up to quality for the real deal.
>>69496191
lel /sp/ went fucking bananas that day. good times.
>>69487613
can Niger still qualify?
>NIG - GER
>>69499609
Just checked, and Niger was eliminated. Sad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Africa_Cup_of_Nations_qualification#Groups
>>69493625
>I wanna play with Mexico-chan again!
You just reminded me of some faceless old man from one of those loli rape-mindbreak doujin
Fuck you, the PTSD will haunt me forever, Texas-san
>>69499644
How the fuck can some of these countries even have soccer teams?? There are civil wars all over that god forsaken continenf
>>69499668
>continent
sorry I'm sydexlic
>>69487613
Here is a list of some heavily memeable meme teams from Africa:
Algeria
Djibouti
Somalia
DR Congo
Benin
Niger
Togo
Chad
Egypt (>WE)
Libya
Nigeria (e-mail scam princes n shit)
South Sudan
South Africa (vuvuzela and apartheid)
Central African Republic (a fucking car)
Ethiopia
Eritrea (African North Korea)
>>69487613
one could look at this statistically and argue Mexico is the favorite to win this
>>69487613
>Tournament without the football powerhouse Chad
This is gonna be a semen slurping championship
>>69496191
That US team was so badass. I remember Spain being WC favorites a whole year before it even started. The way murrica cucked Spain was amazing. And this was back when homegrown players were playing instead of all the kraut mercenaries we have today.
I remember celebrating with an A1 steakburger from burger king. Good times
>2009 was 7 years ago
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