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All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet. The weather is goat, the countries are beautiful, the women are gorgeous, the food is god-like, the people are united, there's no fucking reason to be a neet, you should be enjoying your life outside, quit the internet, stop arguing with nothern, central and eastern frustrated virgin europeans. Let them fester in their cesspool of failure, rage and wasted cum. Don't waste your tim with human waste.
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you are fucking right my friend
going outside right now
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>>69483640
>the women are gorgeous

yeah... right...
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>>69483763

>he prefers blondes

Let's laugh at this idiot.
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>>69483640
>the people are united

But what about Catalonia, the North-South divide in Italy, or literally the entire Balkans?
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true, but you'll never be white like me
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>>69483640
i would but i can't fit into society

fuck people
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>>69483763
do I need to post the webm(s)?
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>>69483640

Either Croatia or Serbia will win the next Euro.

Screencap it.

Also, it's too hot outside atm. We wait until ~10/11 to go out for cervezita, and meanwhile we win the Internet.
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>All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet.

You're right, they're supposed to go to their jobs

OH WAIT
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>>69483640
You Western cucks have it easy, unlike us Eastern euro losers
Unless you're a 10/10 alpha male, you're fucked and no girl will touch you. They all want Foreign men from the West to get away from here
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>>69483640
>the food is god-like
you're snacking on a frog as you're typing this, aren't you?
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>>69483763
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>>69483640
I'm doing my mastery thesis bro.

In the meantime, I'll shitpost here.
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>>69483998
yes
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>>69483989

This 2bh pham

(I realise I'm not from Southern Europe but I feel the same way is all)
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Why isn't France on the map?
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>>69483763
Just because no women wants to touch you, doesn't mean they're ugly anon.
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>>69484093
Nah, m8. Not even mad, Portuguese women are subpar in comparison to others.

I'd say we come second in european ugliness, right under the UK.
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>weather
>food
>women

Why is Portugal on this map?
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>>69484034
>implying we have it easy here

No, its actually the same here
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>>69484143
Great. You're either not a Portuguese shit posting with a proxy, or a tourist.

Even if you're not, you must have traveled all over Europe and didn't visit the Portuguese major cities.

Because none of the above is probably true, you should probably leave your moms basement and stop browsing 4chan.
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>>69483640
the women are gorgeous
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nah, but the men are, I'm one handsome fuck desu
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reminder that southern European girls love pale skinned Brits
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>>69484159
portuguese food is good fritz.
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>>69484229
Have to be attractive too..
Good luck while being british,
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>>69483941
>he prefers muslim-looking hairy apes
Look who's talking.
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>>69483640
>the people are united

Kekismus maximus

>the women are gorgeous

Their personality ruins them and they aren't anything special
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>>69483640
t. Pierre Da Silva
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>>69484237
Except for the seafood it is pretty subpar.
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>>69484229
>reminder that southern European girls love pale skinned Brits

Actually most girls here dislike blonde and pale men and they all prefer tanned muscular black haired man.
I think that's worldwide tough cause blonde features are more feminine
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did a serb make that map?
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>>69483976
>the North-South divide in Italy
It's not as bad as you might think
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>>69484281
is that what your mum told you?
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>>69483640
This is so true
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>>69483640
You are right, bro. I will go for a walk to play pokemon go. Thnx!
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>>69484309
No, it's what girls with standards tell us, every brit guy looks like a fucking skeleton around here kek.
German guys are another matter tho, <3
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>>69484361
>German 'men'
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>>69484326
don't let them fool you preben, we're better off up here in the north
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>>69484309
Do you know what nickname we give you here?
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>>69484189
Just my opinion, lad.
Nascido e criado em Portugal.
And I never traveled all over Europe, but I visited Spain, France, Austria, Germany, Slovenia, Slovakia, Croatia, Czechia and Latvia, so I guess my take has some validity.
Not saying Portugal has no pretty girls, i'm saying that its ration is lower than the rest.
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>>69484309
no it's true

tall, DARK, and handsome.
Not sandnigger tier dark, but dark hair, tanned skin, thick dark brows, combined with blue eyes and european face = you get all women

not the pasty blonde ugly brits who turn into an overcooked lobster when a ray of sunlight touches them
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>>69484412
Deves ser mesmo uma peneleiro. Vivo no Porto e vejo tesudas todos os dias na rua.

Abre a pestana sócio.
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>>69484416
most brits have brown hair
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>>69484398
please tell us mate.
I care so much about your xenophobic views.
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>>69484447
Steak. I'll leave you wondering why.
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>>69484416
That's true.
If you look like pic related you will never have problem getting women.
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>>69484361

>German guys are another matter tho

Damn, wait with the celebrations mate, I'm gonna join in..

..ah I see, you just wanted to bait the bong.. ;_;

>forever_german.jpg
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>>69483998
Precisar não precisas, mas mete na mesma.
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>>69484441
Not him and I also live in Porto although I'm not from here and if you think our girls are pretty you have a tumour pressing on your visual cortex.

Some country has to have the ugliest girls, this is a corollary of some girls being pretty and some girls being ugly.

Portugal/Spain usually have the ugliest girls in Europe.
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>>69484462
>portuguese humour
i thought it was going to be somewhat amusing. ah well.
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>>69484462
because we're beefy and juicy
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If you think the average Spanish/Italian/Portugese/Greek woman looks better than the average Dutch/German/Finnish/Swedish then... well.. fuck. At least there are people like you picking up the slack :')
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>>69484469

dat haircut, though..
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>>69484398

Los cangrejos
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>>69484441
Claramente o gajo deve ser pane...

Aqui no norte o que não faltam é gajas boas
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>>69484494
Dutch and German women are ugly and masculine
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I bet all the spanish and portuguese posters in here have big, dark, sweaty cocks
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>>69484441
Não precisas de ser tão desagradável.
Tenho uma opinião baseada nas minhas experiências, e eu não andei com os olhos fechados lá fora ou aqui.
Também vejo miúdas giras aqui em Portugal, só estou a dizer que o rácio é menor.
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It is true that German and Northern countries have beautiful blond woman. But damn they have a lot of woman like merkel..ugly as shit.
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>>69484488
There's nothing amusing with your disgusting sun allergies. You show your true colors when the slightest bit of light comes in contact with your skin.
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>>69484512

British women are overweight and have bad teeth

I'll take the Dutch and Germans
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>>69484486
>>69484494

NEWSFLASH:
Differnt people prefer differnt types of women!

Yeah, this is just in, I reapeat:
Differnt people prefer differnt types of women!

We will inform you as soon as we receive further details..
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>>69484469
I have dark hair and pretty much have the same skin tone as that guy and I'm Polish lel
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>>69484530
A mulher Portuguesa tem é um grande problema e aí dou razão.

São umas cabras para as levar para a cama. Todas as restantes mulheres que conheci na Europe não são pudicas e adoram foder
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>>69484494

I love the euroasian look of Finnish women.
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>>69484537
why are you so mad mate?
did you walk in on your ex getting banged by 3 three pasty British chavs?
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>>69484542
>not liking thicc girls
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>>69484544
Keep us updated.
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>>69484272
What do you even know about it
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>>69484544
Men prefer on average features that are more present in Germanic women than our women.

These preferences are universal when considered at the group (non-individual) level, this is all I'm saying.
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>>69484494
>if you have a different opinion from mine...
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>>69484572
I'm kinda disgusted by the image kek
>oy mate fancy a shagging
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Does Portugal have good pork like in Spain?
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>>69484486
Spanish does have some top-tier women 2bh

The very weird problem in Spain is that for some strange reason so many fucking girls wear glasses over there.

I don't know why that is, if maybe the sun is damaging their eye sight, but I have never seen so many girls (only girls, dudes not really) wearing glasses like in Spain....
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>>69484591
>men universally prefer anvil jawed women with flat arses
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>>69484564
Pois, lá fora tens mais, melhor e por menos.

Em Portugal os gajos andam tão sedentos de vagina que vês homens 8/10 para cima a sair com 6/10 e 5/10.
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>>69484591
Rly? I prefer a brunette, small woman with a big ass... that lacks in German
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>>69484600
Better than Spain

Actually, that's pretty much Portuguese food in a nutshell. Think of any Spanish dish, there's probably a similar but better dish in Portugal.
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>>69484612
>vês homens 8/10 para cima a sair com 6/10 e 5/10

Isso é bem verdade. Depois claro que os standards atingem níveis irreais
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>>69484572
I'm mad because you're loud and dirty and pollute our Country in the summer. No other tourist is like that.

Every Iberian hates you.
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these are just memes
every country in europe has similar proportions of beautiful people no exception
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>>69484625
Good
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>>69484469
that's a good looking fella
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>>69484630
>>69484612

E vocês ainda não viram como é nas faculdades de ciências/engenharia

É uma tristeza.
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>>69484564
Não

Todas as mulheres vão para a cama mais facilmente com estrangeiros do que com os locais

Além de os estrangeiros serem exóticos, podem foder à vontade con eles sem ninguém saber para não serem acusadas de serem de putas (o maior medo delas)

t. women pro virgem
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>>69484619
Which is why this result hold at the group level.

>>69484608
Every country has SOME top-tier women.

>>69484611
>men universally prefer hook-nosed women with flat tits
See I can do this too.

>>69484625
It's better for the cost.
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>>69484611
In my opinion, this is the kind of girl that i'm usually more atracted to.
Shame that they are very rare in Portugal
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How much time should you spend in Sintra? Does anything happen there at night or is it okay to just go early in the day?
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Lol at people debating this stuff within Europe, as if it matters. ALL non-Chad men in 2016 don't get anything. The only countries this doesn't apply to are Muslim/Arab ones, where the men aren't controlled by women.
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>>69484667
Não irmão. Ainda que queiras que isso seja verdade.

Em Espanha não somos propriamente exóticos e tens mais cona do que aqui.

Conheci estrangeiros de Erasmus aqui que nunca provaram cona Tuga.
Claro que não vou generalizar mas mesmo assim acho que é uma coisa muito portuguesa.
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>>69484637
Everyone hates us, this is nothing new, so we're used to it mate.
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>>69484608

>wearing glasses

Da fugg??? So you've been in some beach and you wonder why they wear glasses?.

Spanish women are varied. Nordic women all rook same. Seen one, seen the whole lot.
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>>69484674
>Sintra
1 tourist-day is enough.
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>>69484591
Southern European men maybe prefer germanic manjaws.
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>>69484641
>>69484600

We make Piglet the right way. The way they do this in Madrid almost makes me puke.
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>>69484674
Just spend an afternoon there
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>>69484673
When it comes to more mediterranean women i prefer this kind of girl with more asiatic features.
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>>69484625
>delusion
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>>69484718
Northern European men maybe prefer iberian hook-noses.

You're all missing the point. Necessarily there must be a country with the ugliest women and studies find that at a group level it is universally considered to be the country with the most Iberian features (very caucasian, ugly in women)
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>>69484655
Todas as aulas parecem um enorme bukkake só que a gaja é gorda e/ou "especial"?
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>>69484742
>>69484673
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>>69484688

William here is right, Nordic women are beautiful, Mediterranean women are beautiful but your mixed girls are just amazing.
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>>69484698

We love you, britannia!

<3 <3 <3
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>>69484667
Não é bem assim.
Até com as estrangeiros as portuguesas são difíceis. É assim pah.
As mulheres mais velhas e solteiras\divorciadas são diferentes e geralmente mais propicias a irem para a cama contigo
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>>69484755
Tudo em cima dum 4/10.

Mete nojo. Sempre me recusei a andar com gajas do meu curso. Ou são como tu dizes ou são completamente avariadas.
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>>69484705
>>69484732
Okay, thank you.
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>>69484698
I don't hate brits at all though. Most Belgians like brits. Been there a few times, was always treated kindly/openly. Jovial people tbqh
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>>69484788
>Tudo em cima dum 4/10

Ser mulher em engenharia deve ser fascinante.
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>>69484673
Come to Flanders.
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>>69484781
A realidade é que quanto mais difícil, melhor é o resultado final se é que me entendes.
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>>69484764
Quais são os teus gostos então senhor enjoadinho?
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>>69484816
>Come
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>>69484720
It should be opened in half for perfectly cooking the inside
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>>69483640
most of us are enjoying life.

i just come here when i need a shit
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>tfw gf wants us to go Malta next week
>dirt cheap too, like 400 euros for 8 days
>tfw I'd rather stay at home and play vidya all day

Sucks that football is done too, I'm so bored all the time
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>>69484745
Fact.
Portuguese cuisine is much more diversified, elaborate and complex than Spanish cuisine.
Spain is confined to mediterranean flavours and shitty Atlantic ones that remind you of British "cuisine", while Portugal has mediterranean flavors and their atlantic flavors have been spiced up with centuries of close contact with the rest of the world.
The entire world has taken cooking lessons from us, while your cooking has only managed to influence your colonies, and even Tacos are more famous than Paella.
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>>69484673
thats a MAN
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>>69484788
devias ter ido para musica.

tive uma violoncelista que me ia arrancando a pila a bater-me uma
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>>69484816
>me
>gf
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>>69484837
Ja het loopt daar vol met dat soort wijven
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>>69483980
>white
Sure thing, Muhammed
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>>69484838
Go back to your faggot noodles and leave the meat to the big boys, Topo Gigio
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>>69484673
literally looks like she's got downs
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>>69484860
>thats a MAN
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>>69484447
>xenophobic
get a load of this nu male faggot
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>>69484873
lmao in u druumkes moatje
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>>69484884
lol I can school you on pork, dont try to pull that shit with me Alberto
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>>69484863
>ser desempregado e com gaja
ou
>ser um empregado sem gaja
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>>69484863
as raparigas de música são GOAT
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>>69484908
piss off you nazi
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>>69483640
>All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet
>non normie and can literally hear people having fun in the pool
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>>69484873
Those kind of refined features are GOAT. I didn't even post the picture but I agree with the taste. Also:
>Tfw I can understand some of those words thanks to both great-grandpas being dutch south african
Your post reads like a weird dialect
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>>69484921
Nice Argentinian asado
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>>69484921
>some medi sleazebag schooling northern Portugal on roast suckling pig
Literally lmaoing at your life
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>>69484923
a primeira é uma bosta, ficas sem tesão para a gaja.
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>>69484923
verdade, por isso é que eu tou a pensar em tirar engenharia mecanica depois de acabar musica.
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I had two cans of kippers today.
Feels very mediterranian, living off the sea.
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>>69484921
>opening your pig in half
>letting all the suculent juices dry out
>wasting perfect pig meat like this
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>>69484949
I hope you're baiting. I'm from the north too but there are places in Italy that are literally german
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>>69484469
drenched tbhnest fami
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>>69484975
>there are places in Italy that are literally german
Oh shit, they must have amazing food like the germans then
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>>69484826
Uma coisinha mais assim de certeza. E não meti outra para não dizeres que escolhi uma modelo.
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>>69484936
I'm just writing in standard Dutch like all Dutch posters. Some Flemish like to use dialect in their posts though. Afrikaans is 17th century Dutch that got creolized really hard. But its still about 85% equal to our Dutch. Dutch just has a fuckton of pronouncations and dialects
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>>69484698
I liek u
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>>69484639
Sorry, but British girls in general really are ugly.

The existence of Kate Beckinsale proves that there are some very beautiful exceptions, but most girls you will see in the UK (who are actually British) are just quite underwhelming.

Not even trolling.

>>69484700
I've been to pretty much everywhere in Spain that is South of Madrid, not just the beach regions.

And I don't mean sunglasses, but regular glasses.
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>>69484990
ah, gostas do estilo drogada?
percebo
enfiar a pila em emocionalmente deficiente tem o seu quê
só não gosto de viver na mesma cidade que elas ou dar-lhe muitas informações sobre onde vivo e onde trabalho
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>>69484842
Fucking Madrid has more Michelin stars than your whole contry. The cuisine from the tiny Basque country (just one of the branch of the diverse spanish food) is more respected and influential than the whole cuisine of Portugal. Actually since 10 years or so Spain is the referece in cuisine, surpassing France, the traditional leader. Lmao @ popular = good
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>>69483640
this is true, mediterranean people that post here during summer can safely be presumed as failures
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>>69484990
Que nojo, compara com isto: >>69484673

Fodasse, que nojo
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para os tugas a dizer que os gajos 8/10 namoram com as gajas 6/10, eu consigo explicar isso.

as 6/10 sao melhores no sexo, porque sabem que tem algo aprovar. uma rapariga 8/10 sabe que n ha nada para provar, porque o homem dela tem sorte em tela.

uma gaja 6/10 a namorar com um 8/10 sabe que tem que trabalhar o dobro para manter o seu homem longe das 8/10.
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>>69484720

I'm from Madrid and what is that?

The way it's done is roasted split open, and then you use a plate to cut in pieces. Any other system is wrong.

Also, cochinillo de Segovia>tudo. That's the only reason why we go to Segovia, in fact.
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>>69484949
Piglet is sardinian territory, get over it

>>69484969
>letting all the suculent juices dry out
that doesn't happen you ignorant pig

I bet you don't even use the fat to 'istiddiare'
This is pretty much how you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJSp_sxpSk
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>>69485076
Your piglet is greasy as fuck mate.
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>>69484863
gajas de artes são top
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>>69485035
how is that possible. even your water tastes like shit
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>>69485066
>gosta de mulheres com cara de homem

>>69485029
Não gosto de drogadas, mas curto mulheres do bairro. Melhores quecas que já dei na vida.
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>>69483989
Same sadly.
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>>69485078
i'm going to lake garda on holiday in september.
is it expensive?
and what is the must try dosh up north?
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>>69485101
gajas de artes e gajas de letras são incriveis, pena 90% serem fufas
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>>69485114
>Gosta de mulheres castanhas, com olhos descaídos, nariz de judia, ossos mal-formados, lábios pequenos e cara e sobrancelhas de homem
Que nojo.
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Does Portugal have good red wine?
Italy is the only European country I bother with when it comes to red, but I love port so I'm willing to give Portuguese reds a chance when I go there
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>>69484990
Só de olhar para ela sinto-me a afundar no mundo da droga e decadência.
Que imagem triste e que moça com cara de doente pá
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>>69485134
Go to Verona for horse tartare.
The area is not particularly expensive, but there are some good small towns.
Where will you be staying?
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>>69485149
Port is a staple at any event hosted by the Queen Elizabeth II
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>>69485149
port wine.

literally the best red wine in the world

comes from porto. we call it, porto wine.

you gotta be trolling if you've never heard of porto wine.
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>>69485164
Eu acho que ela é da Roménia. Mas bem, era só um exemplo.
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>>69485149
great red wine and great white wine. Wines from the Douro region and Alentejo are the go to in terms of red, Minho is the go to in white
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>>69485134
I've been there as a kid but I can't tell you much. I was with my family and we mostly visited the places of WWI, maybe you can do that. Also Verona is the best town around there, you should pay it a visit
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>>69485178
???
I literally said in the post that I love port and that I would like to try out traditional red wine from Portugal
???????
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>>69485180
Prefiro este género de moça mais bonita e saudável
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>>69485165
In the town of Garda.
Off on day trips to Verona and Venice though.
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>>69485147
Mais sobra negro.
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>>69485178
>comes from porto. we call it, porto wine.
It comes from the Alto-Douro
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>>69485134
cafe santiago
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>>69485207
Nenhuma se aproveita, negrão.
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>>69485199
Caralho, achas que eu não? Só não postei uma dessas para não dizerem que foi cherry picking.
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>>69485078
>letting all those juices fall on dirt
>not on top of the roasted potatoes cooking under it
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>>69485207
mano, a loira vai me violar
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>>69485088

Es churrascoso y tierno. No hay discusion posible acerca de su absoluta supremacía.
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>>69484655
>uc biology
Can confirm
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>>69485233
we usually put a tray with bread to collect it
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>>69485076
>>69485078
>splitting the the pig open
Why? Don't you know how to cook meat?
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>>69485248
Achas que o nosso não é tenro? Que supremacia? Já viste bem essa merda? Só gordura no prato.
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>>69485178

>Comes from Porto

What part of England are you from la?
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>>69485265
thousands of years of tradition led to that conclusion, maybe you are the one doing it wrong
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>>69485203
Visit some vineyards and taste (buy) some good Amarone.
It's one of the best wine areas in the world.
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>>69485265
It's ok to split the pig if you put some lard on it imo.

If not then it's just too dry.

>>69485248
The grease on the plate is simply a no-go.
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>>69485211
this. gorgeous view. great wine, great food

10/10
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>>69485248
what the fuck is that where it is floating on?
Wrong?
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>>69485271

>Bom dia. Eu quero un cochinillo sin grasa. E de postre, una tarta sin calorias.

Herejes.
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>>69485298
>café Santiago
>Wine
>View

Yeah nigger, you completely fucked yourself.
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>tfw brown-haired, brown-eyed 1.77cm tall living in Milan
I get the worst of both worlds.
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>>69485287
Nope. We put inside a wood oven to roast in its own juices. We fill it with pepper, garlic, white wine, bay leaf and lard and poke little holes on the skin so that the cooked juices fall on the tray of potatoes roasting under it.
Its meat melts in your mouth, but the skin gets crunchy like chips.
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>>69485369
it must be especially bad living in milan for you, since you're seeing all those supermodels there knowing you will never fuck any of them....
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>>69485369
that's like the worst of 4 worlds nigga
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OP is some Spaniard/portuguese/italian diaspora faggot in France.

Look how much of a bitch he is for not even nominating the country he immigrated to in his thread.

Btw only you latino faglets believe you are the goats, the whole world knows northern europe >>> southern europe.
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>>69485397
you only see supermodels hanging around during fashion week.
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>>69485292
>>69485372

yo are telling me you dont always put lard over it?

here we do like this
1. put a piece of lard on top of the skewer
2. fire it
3. spread the pouring melted lard all over the poor beast

I even found a decent video, look
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>>69484176
a-at least you have a good weather and you can fuck tourists who come here for that brown dick
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>>69485451
We don't put lard when the pig is closed which is 99% of the time.

Although I think a properly cooked pig is opened and stuffed with lard.
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>>69485203
Oh and if you want to visit one of those vineyards I really recommend Corte Lenguin.
It's not far away from Garda. The people running it are super nice and they make some excellent dessert wine as well as normal Amarone and Ripasso.
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>>69485477
>you can fuck tourists

dude i never leave my house

living the 4chan neet life
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>>69485540
just go outside, some coalburner whore would sure jump on you
no female tourist wants to fuck a poor balt
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>>69485600
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/why-are-latvians-and-lithuanians-so-sallow.775823/

I can attest for the truth of that thread's title
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spain/portugal, what would tapas translate to?
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>>69485750
Tapas are alien to us. They are not portuguese food.
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>ITT: Subhumans with massive amounts of debt saying "we wuz n shit".
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>>69485807
Your immigrants have the exact same economic function as our debt, except they will make you slope-eyed non-europeans browner in the process.
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who is going to be Spain new manager???
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>>69485426
or maybe he's just an anon living in the depressing shithole that is the northern half of France
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>>69485766
Acepipes then. I thought those were different names for same type of dishes
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>>69485750
que?
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>>69485807
WE WUZ KANGZ GHENGIS

WE FLYING PYRAMIDS BY 2050
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>>69483640
>shitposting at home

AHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN NOT MAKE THIS UP
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>>69484720
This is disgusting, you should feel bad and kys asap.
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>>69484309

It's what YOUR mum told me while she was riding my cock if you know what I mean.
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>>69486029
This
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>>69485972
>falling for the "north is shit" meme

rofl keep deluding yourself
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>>69486061
The north is objectively shit compared to South-Eastern France (Rhône-Alpes, Côte d'Azur) and even coast SW France.

Both in terms of economy, well-being, least amount of niggers. You just can't win.
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>>69484441
No joke here, I was in Le Mans for 4 days in June and I saw more freckled beauties together than I've ever seen in my entire life.

There are some beautiful portuguese women, but the ratio is just different. Also, women here are usually short and I like tall women.
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>>69486060
mano, tas com problemas de chamine?
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>>69486051
>doesn't enjoy meat on a spike

Not my fault you're a homo
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>>69484494
Finnish women are some of the ugliest, most shallow women on earth. I have been in Germany and 3% of their women look like aryan angels, the remaining 97% look like bonobo monkeys, no in-between level of beauty.. Not even joking. Hitler should have first genocided the untermensch in germany and left the 3% aryans alive, and then moved on to other countries.
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>>69486060
>LM light

post your tits
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>>69484013
>Serbia
WEW
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>>69484494
>I don't rate med women
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>>69486105
freckles means switzerland.

i dated a girl who was half switz. she had freckles on her face and shoulders. been a fetish ever since.

she had was a 10/10.

>5 foot
>freckles
>round face
>hazel/green eyes
>big tits
>nice ass
>naturally curvy

still beating myself for letting her go

just fucking shoot me
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>>69486164
She's a honest to God 10/10 in my book. Thank you Italy
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>>69486105
Half the people at Le Mans are Danish.
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>>69484512
Dutch men are handsome but Dutch women from the other hand are mediocre.
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>>69486238
Other way around.
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>>69486197
you are welcome Fernando
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>>69486238
Honestly it's like there's no average girl in the Netherlands. They are either 8's and above and 4's and below. Where the 7's at lads?
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>>69486328
Probably at home practicing make up skillz to become 8.
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>>69486362
Or at the gym, spa, hairdresser. Sometimes small changes give great results.
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>>69484625
This is not very accurate.
We have lots of stuff that are better by far, but also lots of stuff worse.
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who /dirndl/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0
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>>69486616
they just look like run of the mill foreign slags in madeira.
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with all you said they should be neets since they can have all this fun unfder the sun. why work?
yes they got best warm ckimate without the scary nature that australia and the 3rd world has
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>>69486060
Tas na madeira ou que? Que merda de areia.
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>>69486616
Why are Germans and Anglos in general so found of copying Brazilian music?
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>>69483640
>no reason to be a neet
Kek, what is the unemployment rate in these countries, especially for people under 30? 50%?
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>>69486060
>Pense em quem gosta de si

Foda-se até os maços de tabaco gozam comigo
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>>69483980
who wants a pigs ass complexion like you william. europe mustve taken all its ugliest people and isolated rhem in the uk.
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>>69486753
northern bois pay for our benefits while we work unofficially
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agreed internet for e temperate zone only
sunny lands go play outside
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>>69486773
>acabei de me aperceber que aquilo era um maço de tabáco

porra, o gajo deve ser anão. pensei que era um livro.
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>>69484416
arabs arent that dark.
tall dark n handsome deal was refrence to the latin lover so werr talikb an olive tone complexion
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>Slovenia

Heh, h-hi
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>>69487031
Hello!
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>Slovenia
>Southern Europe
Don't slovenes think of themselves as Central Europe.
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>>69486164
wow
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SERBIA IS SOUTHERN EUROPE!!!! GOOD MAP FRENCHBRO
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>>69486164
>that qt autism
we would be a great match :3
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>>69486060
>essa pedra toda

Não arranjavas uma praia a sério pra onde ir?
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