Why are catholic countries better at soccer than everyone else? What's their secret?
God is the greates PED
Shitholes where people don't work.
People have no integrity so aren't afraid to cheat.
poverty and sometimes generations of inbred bavarians
>>69482311
>>69482337
that doesn't sound like a good excuse, otherwise there would be plenty of bigger shitholes that would be more successful but instead suck at it. Also countries like Spain and Italy are first world.
>>69482381
>Also countries like Spain and Italy are first world
In all honesty Mario, if your tap water tastes like chlorine I wouldn't call you first world
>>69482550
you must be joking. Italian tap water is literally god-tier in 90% of places
>>69482381
fine, sometimes generations of inbred terrones and catalans factor in too
Tfw Protestants are mad
Shit tier sect
Catholics? Pfff Islamic masterrace here
>>69482573
I've been to multiple places in Italy and to the whole Mediterranean in general and the water wasn't even remotely comparable to the shit we have at home. Hell it even tasted like shit in Ireland and America.
So far only Germany and Belgium managed to provide me with regular quality water
>>69482578
>inbred terrones
don't you usually say we are incredibly mixed shitskins? Make up your mind Bernd.
>>69482627
How can you unironically claim Netherlands has better tap water than Italy? You literally have no mountains you fucking idiot. You are probably used to shit water and therefore can't deal with normal water everywhere else, the same way americans are used to shit food so they don't like real european food.
i'm actually glad they're good at football, it would be too sad if all they had going for them was the pedophilia thing
>>69482668
>shitskins
>not inbreeding
They play with priests' balls from childhood.
>>69482739
isnt ur whole monarchy thing basically marrying your cousins
europe talking about inbreding is fucking hilarious
>>69482739
then according to that map italians are not shitskins, you defeated your own argument
>>69482814
>tips fedora
made me giggle 2bh
because Catholics have God on their side
Even in the premier league. Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal - all traditionally Catholic clubs
Chelsea, Everton, Man city - all shit and traditionally protestant clubs
t. Catholic
>>69482827
no you have to use the updated version
God is on our side.
>>69482926
ebin
>>69482976
this
Because Protestants and Orthodox are heretics and the rests are heathens.
>>69482841
At this point I think that England will win their second WC when they convert en masse to Catholicism. Good thing it's probably going to happen in our lifetime
>>69482841
Liverpool is Protestant, Everton are the Catholic ones
>>69482926
I would have only believed this image if it was posted by a honourable australian.
Didn't know Turks, Algerians, Tunisians, Ivorians, Senegalese were Catholics.
>>69482815
>germany
>monarchy
HUEHUEHUE shows once again why he's from a shit country
>>69482311
>implying there's no corruption in the Netherlands
My ex was from there, she told me a lot of stuff you kankers love to do.
>>69482275
Are you insinuating that you Italians or Portuguese degenerates are Catholic? Fucking football is more of a religion to the likes of you than Christianity.
>>69483051
No they're not.
In fact both Everton and Liverpool were. both supported by Catholics dispite being rivials
>>69483097
those are all shit at footy
>>69483156
are you insinuating you are more catholic than us? Literally half of your NT is muslim. You are a complete joke at this point
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predefini%C3%A7%C3%A3o:Treinadores_campe%C3%B5es_da_Copa_do_Mundo
The 2004 team was much stronger than that of yesterday.
But the coach was Portuguese. No player will give blood to a foreign coach be champion. England have to rely on their coaches.
>>69482739
>murica that low
what. Everyone knows the american countryside is full of inbred hicks
>>69483181
But the Turks won the World Cup and an CAF team made it to the finals of Euro 2016. :^)
>>69483224
inbreeding ≠marriage
>>69483026
>UK converting to Catholicism
>Not praising Allah
>>69482627
>I've been to multiple places in Italy and to the whole Mediterranean in general and the water wasn't even remotely comparable to the shit we have at home. Hell it even tasted like shit in Ireland and America.
>So far only Germany and Belgium managed to provide me with regular quality water
>>69482627
Lol Croatia has like 110% safe tap water. Gtfo you delusional cunt, you have no idea what you're talking about. Also German tap water tastes like shit. You're an idiot
because historically football as a sport grew in catholic schools as they believed keeping fit / playing sports would deter young men from slothfulness and masturbation - both sins. eventually these boys became men who needed something to do after work, forming their own clubs.
>>69483322
Slatko pls
>>69482627
US tap water varies considerably by the area. NYC actually has very good tap water, although if you're Alex Jones then it doesn't matter since you'd need to filter everything anyways.
>>69483333
source
>>69483337
Wow jos gastarbajtera na /sp/ noice
>>69482627
they have to use stronger chemicals because of the warm climate I believe
But that doesn't change the fact that we are basically owning all of southern europe now.
>>69483366
>>69483423
>gastarbeiter
not croatian sorry, my grandfathers were Gastarbeiter though
>>69483357
Yeah they say that about Germany as well. Im located in Rhine region where water is supposed to be good but it still tastes funny. Croatia, being a complite corrupted shithole, actually has safe tap water. Probably cause industry is so fucking shit and water is not polluted
>>69483466
I will never not laugh at this pic. But tought you were Croatian cause slatko means sweet back in that shithole country
>>69483448
oh wow thanks
>>69483520
nah that's just the stereotypical croat name I use. I also refer to all Brits as Nigel and to Frogs as Pierre etc.
>>69482275
Drugs
>>69483357
how is the tap water in michigan?
>>69483816
Pretty shitty, especially if you're a nigger from Flint.
>>69483224
Dixies aren't the majority of the population as seems.
>>69482627
irish tap water has fluoride in it and is mostly hard water
>>69482275
>Germans
>Catholics
>>69484006
More than half of their population is catholic
>>69483026
How can they convert en masse to Christianity when the penalty for leaving Islam is death?
Poverty
>>69484069
so why is the US shit at it?
>>69482976
God is Catholic.
>>69482976
This
>>69483128
kek
he prolly meant Austria, they're the same thing more or less
>>69487454
Stop it right now! This bs in a Catholic/Protestants thread.
>>69482275
>tfw all the Anglo nations fail in the same way
We can run, tackle, and cross. But we just don't have the patience to hold on to the ball and dominate possession.
