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Previous thread: >>69460886
News:
>JDS wants Bork
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/brock-lesnar-seriously-considering-another-fight-junior-dos-santos-says-hes-available
>Jacare: gib tittle shot
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/10/12139750/ufc-jacare-souza-honor-dan-henderson-with-hall-of-fame-induction-not-stealing-title-shot-mma
>Sage's glass immune system struck again ahead of UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138168/sage-northcutt-admits-he-was-hospitalized-for-staph-during-his-ufc
Free fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw
>watching UFC ever again after that shit show last night
"This can't be real"
You're a littoral dummy if you think Lineker is gonna beat Mayday!
>>69474002
good bait
>>69474002
These guys are still here?
I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF BROCK
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAN
>>69474017
he's gonna tee off on mayday like a golf course son
>>69473996
Based Bulgaria
>>69474017
>>69474073
Obvious samefag alert
>>69474096
i do not associate with those who do not support john lineker
Who /ROSE/ here?
>>69474088
>just a minute honey I need to whore your arse for likes on Twitter
We could have unironically had a slight chance to see Jones vs Lesnar
So seriously, who wins
Is Schaub's life as good as social media would suggest?
>>69474137
the mother of his child reduced to instagram likes
>>69474137
>arse
this is just awful
>>69474148
more like cain vs. lesnar rematch
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/brock-lesnar/brock-lesnar-discusses-a-potential-rematch-with-cain-velasquez/
>>69474148
there is 0 chance of this. jones would never in a million years take that fight, and even if he got paid 100 mil for it good chance if jon's back in 2 years borks gone
Jones literally just had to fight Gus again and Rumble and he could pretty much be done with LHW with no questions
>>69474148
>Jones vs Lesnar
now this is a meme I can get into
>>69474149
Golovkin beats both with his hands tied behind his back
>>69474207
You're so picky about your memes these days
>>69474088
>ywn be this GOAT
>>69474157
he had a child with a mexican in california it most likely won't end well for him
>>69474161
>and his child also reduced to instagram likes
https://www.instagram.com/tigerschaub/?hl=en
>>69474219
I agree but im not talking about golovkin
>reminder that the biggest and baddest card ever ended with a brown brazilian lesbo who can't even speak english standing tall
let that sink in
did anyone watch chael's first appearance on JRE? he's a good liar
>>69474161
she posted herself it first.
>>69474246
just when i thought nothing schaub couldn't do or say anything to make me hate him more
>>69474247
What sport would they compete in? We all know a boxer would shit his pants in MMA and vice versa.
>>69474275
The one where he tells the story of his dad telling him Bigfoot is real on his death bed?
>>69474246
His girl probably made that t.bh, bitches are crazy making IG's for their kids and dogs and shit
>>69474184
Cokes expensive son
>>69474278
>my daddy
Callen runs the page
>there are """"""""""humans"""""""""""" here who think Aldo can beat McGregor
Redpill my on Bryan Callen
>>69474328
After watching Aldo-Edgar last night it confirmed my suspicions that neither of them would beat Conor
They both looked like utter shit
who /TFATK/ here?
any of you guys watched tfatk3d? is it worth watching?
I like the podcast but from the clips of it I've seen, there whole gimmick doesn't work so well or seem funny when it's scripted.
>>69474062
I see you
what is some /heem/ approved vidya lads
could we see another Brocktober this year?
>>69474291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
>>69474347
They are too small never mind muh take downs
McGregor is the P4P goat at beating midgets
Holloway is the biggest threat since he's not a manlet
>>69474411
musta been pre-keto kid eh?
>>69474391
Chael would make a good pro-wrestler with em mic skills he has
>>69474333
His episode of Entourage was unironically hilarious
>>69474410
Choi would put McPotato on a stretcher
>>69474411
>He worked out for months in preparation for this role
>Still a chubber
>>69474352
>""""""""""""""schaubposter""""""""""""
>didn't know Brendan's son has a insta
>>69474378
Toribash
>>69474391
Top kek, Chael is hilarious.
>>69474500
>Choi
Have to see the Chong Man against decent people first, if he can Heem top 10 guys hes a big danger
>>69474008
Conor looks like a goddamn supervillain
>>69473990
Dan Henderson reminds me of Popeye
>>69474378
EA Sports UFC 2, now sans Khabib Nurmagomedov doing the cross sign on a victory. Devs being careful.
>>69474650
I see it
>>69474544
Is that you?
>Brah, look at this d00d
>>69474588
because he knows good and goddamn well nate beats him, he makes his last and awful weight cut to fight aldo, gets beat by aldo and then goes to WWE as "the notorious" and must build a bad guy image for himself
bet you a dollar and a coke he has a "fight" with someone on the way to the ring for diaz 2
>>69474378
UFC 2™, you can't get closer to the genuine UFC fight fan experience™ than that.
>>69474677
>Is that you?
yes
>>69474664
Someone shoop hendo as popeye. I need this
>>69474088
top cuck
>>69474500
Choi is a glass jawed can, you weaboo fag
>>69474678
could happen
>mfw the Chael interview with him holding the fake belt isn't up on youtube anymore
it had such good bantz too
>>69474736
Baka desu nii-san
you now remember ufc 200 tate vs nunes
>>69474736
>>69474736
And Conor almost got heemed by two jabs
Friendly heeminder
>>69474783
>People complained about the headliner
>The best heem on the card
>>69474804
Not even the best on the main card.
>>69474791
I forgot they started doing episodes of them at school
Series finale is still GOAT
You now remember UFC 138 Leben vs Munoz
>>69474662
argie with the old meme bantz
would pele dominate in todays ufc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO0WWQN8yCI
>>69474821
I'm a 189er and what is this
>>69474819
the series wasn't good because they didn't show them growing up like rugrats
>>69474872
>Acting gay is literally the foundation of TFATK's comedy
Really surprised Netflix didn't pick up his special.
>>69474500
>counting on an asian fighter to come through ever
please don't do this.
>>69474002
It honestly sucked though, I'd be pissed If I paid.
All that hype for lay and pray fags.
>>69474903
>He doesn't know about Japanese boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U2mD34oJPo
>>69474347
This.
>>69474002
literally -zero- memorable fights
>>69474008
As real as it gets
>>69474990
Aldo made Frankie look like an amateur.
>>69474903
>What is muay thai
If mcgregor loses to diaz again, can he keep the meme alive or will he become just be another top guy in the company instead of the biggest of all?
>>69475011
>I want my sport to be as dry and humorless as possible
And people wonder why Pride was good. Face it mma will always be considered a freakshow, ufc might as well cash in on it
Edgy Brah is live with Joey Diaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4
189 was the real 200
Even had meme live artists for the walk in
>>69475067
why does everyone have to have a podcast these days?
Also, heemcast when?
![CM-Punk-Net-Worth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RuTY7t1.jpg "CM-Punk-Net-Worth[1].jpg")
Is he going to die?
>>69475055
He's already the biggest guy by a mile, not that there's much competition.
>>69475067
based
Alright /heem/
Which fights have you rewatched from fight week?
Just JJ/Claudia for me, though I've been meaning to see Alvarez/RDA again. Might watch Bork again too but I doubt it
>>69475067
Will Joey every stop being so fucking gross
>>69475077
What would we discuss on a heemcast?
>>69475115
JJ/Claudia was unironically the best fight all week, the way Claudia owned the first two rounds, fear that JJ might lose it, then that dominant performance in the final three. beautiful.
>>69475124
Schaub
>>69475115
I've only the RDA/Alvarez fight and the Duffy fight
>>69475124
memes & heems. Duh.
>>69475115
>people on /heem/ were legit hyped for this fight
I want world to end.
>>69475082
He's training with Pettis, so probably
>>69475077
>>69475124
I would love to be on a podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
Also this.
>>69475124
Waifus
>>69475139
Round 3 wasn't completely dominant, Claudia did lay on her a bit and have a few strikes
Round 4 was a striking clinic though
JASON HERZOG OUR REFEREE
>>69475160
that guy definitely posted his face on heem before.
>>69475149
Go back to the jungle
>>69475160
The sound quality of some of those mics is awful
We would need people that dont sound like a 2002 ringtone
>>69475183
FIGHTER ARE YOU READY?
>>69475160
>>69475240
c-can i be on it?
i'm very good at memeing and my ocs and baits always get at least 3 replies
>>69475317
never talked to a huezillian before. Sure.
Why is Charles Bennett so fucking based?
East coast best coast
>Anderson Silva's highlight reel will never feature HD footage
Who was in the wrong here?
Can we all agree that Mexico and Ireland are basically retarded and 189ers?
What the hell was wrong with Rogan yesterday?
Don't think we heard a single "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Instead it was just
>y..yeah he's hurt. he's done...
At least if he raised his voice every now and again casuals could be fooled into thinking something huge is going on, his lack of his usual self hurt the card I think
>>69475478
I hate it when people who could easily win fights just give up. RDA could have easily won that fight
>please give me the goofballs Uncle Dana
>You want the goofballs you got the goofballs Paige!
What did they mean by this?
>>69475539
He knew the card was shit
Did Eddie Bravo just fall out of the chair
>>69475533
What are the irish, anon?
And more, I saw a spaniard and a portuguese in here the other day. What's going on?
who /letthedogout/ here
>>69475572
90% of Irish posters are casual faggots, also Mexico and Spain unironically idolize Conor "Brown Skin Hater" McGregor and are cucking themselves.
>>69475040
A myth.
Who /Doesn'tGiveADamnAboutTheirBadReputation/ here?
>>69475611
You can't be this retarded.
>>69475651
Your potato idol will soon be fried my man
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/10/ufc-sold-wme-img-dana-white/
>>69475611
>being this much of a mark
kek
IT'S OGRE
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0
>>69475691
WE WWE NOW
>UFC sold
It was fun lads
>>69475550
How did rda give up? He got rocked pretty bad then tried to recover in the clinch, then when that didnt work he tried to exchange
>>69475691
>U.F.C.
>>69475691
The shit fest that was UFC 200 made them sell.
>>69475631
John Wayne Parr's record says differently
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>69475746
What about his record?
We /Aldo/ now
Will UFC change much now lads?
>>69475785
Got beat by a lot of gooks
Rip joe rogan
>>69475796
John Wayne Parr sucks and would get his glass jaw shattered in hilarious Joe schilling style fashion on the feet by some random wrestleboxer if he competed in the UFC.
>>69475795
Idk if it was sold to the chinese cause i didnt read the article, but if it was, Conor will be executed by ravenous dogs if he dishonors the company again
>>69475791
We no longer /Zuffa/ now
>>69475691
>>69475742
>Rumours before 200 were 4.2 Billion
>Sells for 4 Billion
>200 dropped .2 billion off the asking price
Huge news though, Dana told me all the selling rumours were not to be paid attention to ;_;
DUBS AND THE NEW OWNERS WILL KEEP DANA
>>69475819
:(
Sad as shit he's going
>>69474127
Was this before Uncle Pat defiled her?
Don't worry about the sale lads. Greener pastures await us.
I just hope they care about mma and are real fitefans and preserve the essence of /heem/
>>69475767
what did he mean by this?
>>69475857
According to TMZ he'll still be president
Lorenzo will step down as CEO and be replaced by ((((Ari Emanuel)))
The Fertittas will still have a stake in the UFC, just a minor one now though
Now's a good time to quit watching lads. No more rogan. No more Ronda. No more gsp. No more jones. Time for me to ride off into the sunset. Have a good life friends it's been fun.
>>69475819
He was probably told of it which is why he didn't sound the least bit hyped last night
Hey, Joe.
>>69475882
Does that mean Rogan will continue as well?
Did anyone notice the hijinx with the Miesha- Nunez fight?
Nunez hit her with some HARD shots and essentially knocked some shit around in her brain to the point where she basically tapped out while unconscious/semiconcious/blacked out.
Say what you will but the stoppage was clearly late, as she was going into some grapple/hug TKO mode (like schaub climbing his imaginary ladder) at the end of the fight and the ref had to yell her name to get off Amanda. Very late stoppage.
And then, in every single moment of the fight replay the UFC put a camera angle where it didn't show any of the blood or gore that was her broken nose and that blood waterfall geysering out. There were about 6 notable moments to be replayed and every single one switched to a different camera angle than then ones used in the original fight.
Thoughts? I think this just proves people are at least a bit more uncomfortable with footage of women getting beaten and knocked out than men, which seems more natural, hence the reason there was no large-scale platform for women's combat sports for a long time in the first place
I'm glad Rogan is stepping down.
This means more Fight Companions
which equates to more Schaub
It's not the Chinese, shame because I wanted spiderwomen shit
>But it was WME-IMG, which already represents stars like Ms. Rousey in media rights and has represented U.F.C. itself, that emerged victorious. For the Hollywood colossus, which is led by Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell, acquiring U.F.C. is the latest step in creating a huge stable meant to command digital media.
>WME-IMG has already taken steps into the sports world, buying the Professional Bull Riders league last year. Still, U.F.C. is a much bigger step in the agency’s goal to become a platform for content, to which it can apply a host of levers — from marketing to talent management to television and digital distribution.
>Though WME-IMG represents Ms. Rousey and other combatants in their endorsements and movie deals, the agency will not get involved in the actual pay negotiations with athletes, according to the people with direct knowledge of the matter.
>>69475882
>by ((((Ari Emanuel)))
WE /ARI GOLD/ NOW
FUCK YES
>>69475888
There's the door, you backstabbing piece of shit.
>>69475927
God you are such a giant fucking aspie
Are you OP by any chance?
>chael sonnen on JRE later today
>>69475898
Yeah fuck he seemed strangely dispassionate and unenthusiastic last night, at first I thought he just blazed too much and drank too little but i guess that makes sense.
Hey, Mike.
>>69475922
I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Miesha getting her brain annihilated because Holly is my girl.
How did Sage look in his fight?
I want to him fail very badly.
>>69475956
he became our boy when he didnt tap
kek frankiefags think he won
I hope USADA stays. Drug cheats need to be removed.
Color commentator you say?
>>69475956
It's on mma-core
Very underwhelming, it still baffles me how there are still profissional mma fighters with such a shit ass ground game. BJJ is being negleted lately, and it will for sure come and bite younger fighters in their asses eventually.
What is Dana's job as president? All I see him do is lie at press conferences and insult kids on Twitter.
>>69475981
>implying trying to break Jose's fists with his face was a bad gameplan
>>69475956
His grappling was utter shit again, only survived because Marin was Rose-tier in his armbar and was fucking shit on the ground too
Speaking from a perspective of technique, it was easily the worst fight of the night
Sage still looked pretty solid standing up as usual though
Tell me about WME-IMG. Are they corrupt as shit?
>>69475533
We are all /heem/
What's the name of that choke named after a guy who was in the UFC, where you get your leg under the opps chin and then crank your leg with your arm?
Annoying me atm
The piss coloured octagon was distracting.
>tfw IT IS ALL OVER
>>69475539
Because there wasn't a single "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH" moment
>Sell the UFC after the worst meme card of all time
good riddance.
>>69476042
Darce choke?
>>69475149
And it ended up delivering.
>>69476042
not the gogoplata is it
>>69476042
Idk but it makes me think of a nutcracker or one of those lobster tools
>>69475564
fucking source NOW
who /swang n bang/ here
>>69475564
Holy shit is that actually a UFC porno
>>69476067
>gogoplata
Sounds like the gogo to me desu
>>69475791
If this fucker didn't fight like a retard against Conor, he'd still be champ right now.
>>69476060
darce choke is using your arms, and locking around the shoulder, not that
>>69476067
it's like a variation of that
imagine a RNC, except instead of your arm around the neck, it's the leg
I remember Rogan was commentating on it, and said it was a bad position, then the guy tapped lel
>>69476089
he did it for the memes
he's a good boy
>>69476072
It's a fight pass exclusive
www.ufc.tv/video/dana-rails-paige/2496557
>>69476089
He did it for motivation lad. Just wanted to see how getting heemed felt for once.
>>69476096
pentagram choke?
>>69475115
JJ/Claudia for me as well, unironically the best fight of the week. I've rewatched the webms of the fights that were essentially just a heem like RDA/Alvarez a decent deal though.
>>69476096
I can't think of many that are named after fighters other than D'Arce or Von Flue, it's not the Peruvian Necktie or Japanese Necktie is it? I think Shinya Aoki created the Japanese Necktie.
>>69476096
Sounds like some kind of inverted triangle
>>69476089
Conor has power, a rarity at 145, Aldo can't eat those shots
>>69476010
That's his job. He got the job because Lorenzo and Frank are friends with him. He can talk,promote and do other shit like fly to Macau. But Lorenzo and Frank are the real bosses. I remember GSP said he never talked business with Dana because Lorenzo was the real boss.
>>69476042
Sounds like the Pace Choke
>>69476042
>google "submissions named after fighters"
>a bunch of Nate Diaz shit shows up
What the hell, I get that they're good grapplers, but are their names really synonymous with submissions?
>>69476089
>>69476100
>>69476111
> Reminder that Aldo is back on the supplements and it was obvious.
Not saying he didn't fight emo against Connor but he was off cycle in that fight and even though it wasn't a fight there is a huge mental barrier for roiders having to fight clean and it showed.
>inb4
>>69475922
I am surprised that it was not discussed more. She got rattled badly.
>>69476138
Darce and Von Flue are pretty old chokes
I'm sure this one has a different name, but a specific fighter did it (couldn't be older than 2009)
I remember seeing the choke, then there's a youtube video of him in a gi showing off the choke properly on a mat
Just his name is annoying me lel
>>69476178
that's it!
thanks
>>69476191
He looked a bit smaller than usual m8. He still looked good last fight too
NEW
E
W
>>69476211
>>69476236
based Ausbro
What's next for Holloway? Just wait to fight the winner of Conor/Aldo?
>>69476224
Did she get teeth implants? her jaw looks different
>>69476253
>teeth implants
th-that's not a real thing right?
>>69476252
>>69476252
Fight Aldo after Mcgregor move to lightweight like he's going to do
>>69476252
that could take a while
>>69476252
I can see him taking another fight, but I have no idea who he'd fight, he almost cleaned out the division. But I think Aldo is next for him.
>>69476268
This poor lad
What does he even do now? Aldo schooled him for most of the fight
>>69476260
Yes they are Barao had them done
so if conor loses the diaz rematch and the aldo rematch back to back do we all agree he got USADA'd?
>>69476245
And since you mentioned Von Flue (WEC 7, August 9th 2003)
Sorry about the quality, wanted to capture the full character of the sequence
>>69476292
Be an elite gatekeeper until his chin starts to get deleted just like Faber
>>69476297
No, he just got the luckies win in his career with Aldo
>>69475585
Literally just now
>>69476302
I'm not the guy who asked the question, I just appreciate the heems <3
>>69476297
no, he just has a limited skillset and got rousey'd
>>69476292
I'd like to see him rematch Mendes
Mendes was still rocked from Conor when they last fought, lucky KO by Fronk
what the fuck I thought Dana told me that the UFC wasn't for sale
i don't think this "Dana White" guy is very trustworthy!
>>69476218
It's not size that gives him away it's the body fat %. He was nowhere near as grainy when he fought Conor, he was nerfed brah, that was the old Aldo fighting last night.
> inb4 USADA's methods are 100% fail proof and water tight and there aren't thousands of doctors out there whose expertise is fudging drug tests.
>>69476302
OSP Von Flue where?
>>69476292
135 would be neat. Maybe this >>69476334 at 135
>>69474266
Reminder that Brazil is such dogshit that post-USADA they are so desperate for a champ they will champion Nunez
Protip: interim belts aren't a real thing
Pro-protip: Brazil will be dogshit forever
Dana's kids with Tom Brady
>>69476343
Sorry, don't have it. Will add that to the backlog. Have this one though.
>>69476342
Even if someone fails, they have the "tainted supplement" excuse now
>>69476342
I think that was from him rehydrating, he probably didnt come in as lean before the cut as he did this time. He looked small for this fight before he rehydrated. but idk anything about steroids really, i dont browse /fit/
>>69475115
Conors fucking everywhere man... Bit distracting sometimes
Reminder that if Nate beats McGregor he's literally throwing away free money.
>>69475478
Literally just walks away ;_;
>>69475999
He's fucking 20.
So, what exactly does "the sport is going to the next level" entail?
...
that doesn't mean anything does it
>UFC 205
>main card is about to start
>arena is packed to the brim with fight fans
>right as the show is about to start Dana White walks to the cage
>stands in the center
>"guys you've heard the rumors and yes they are true....we've been sold....but I am not going anywhere-"
>suddenly a limo shows up on the jumbo tron
>Robert Kraft owner of the New England Patriots walks out
>Dana looks perplexed
>Robert Kraft begins talking about him and his partner, another person from New England have purchased the UFC
>suddenly the lights go out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
>Vince makes his way to the cage
>he looks Dana in the eyes "Dana you've been great to the UFC, a big mouth....but we won't be needing you anymore....because Dana ......you're FIIIIIRREEEEED!
>suddenly Brock jumps the fence and F-5's Dana
>Vince is later interviewed by new color commentator Jim Ross about the main event for UFC 206 which is UFC 2 vs 1 Demetrious Johnson and John Dodson vs Francis Ngannou ...can they work together to defeat Big Nig?
>>69476376
why do Dana's kids look Mexican?
>>69476342
>>69476387
I've never been clued up on drug testing, if athletes claim "tainted supplement", won't they have to send said supplement in to USADA so they can verify it was tainted? They can't just say tainted sups with no evidence can they?
>>69476380
Do you have hundreds of webms neatly sorted?
