>Be scared shit of attacking France
>Simulate injury on purpose (not to be accused of possible loss)
>Drop captain armband
>Eat moths in the lockers
Team accidentally wins
>Be the first to make out and kiss the trophy like he is a part of the victory
Just a reminder that this is the actual hero of our team.
>>69465345
He's still the captain, and he was the guy who always motivated the others on every other match.
>>69465460
Man of the match, tbqh.
>simulate injury
>>69465707
>motivated
In which way? By making faces and diving? Missing penaldies?
Imo without that hype he makes in every game Portugal would look much better.
>>69466027
Russia, please. Learn to play football before you criticise anyone.
>>69465460
Underrated goalkeeper of the Euro 2016.
>>69465345
>Be the first to make out and kiss the trophy like he is a part of the victory
He carried them to the finals
Portugal play better without him. That was clearly seen after he went off the pitch.
>>69466479
Yeah his two goals against Hungary were very crucial!
>>69465345
Seems small minded.
>>69467139
Had he not scored them, Poortugal wouldn't get out of the group in the first place.
Also he's the captain.
>>69467139
Without those goals portugal would have dropped out.
I'm ready for 20 minute reports on what he spent the match doing while benched and all the funny faces he made tomorrow on the news. They may even mention that whatshisname did score the winning goal.
>>69465345
2bh, the same happened in 98 with Ronaldinho, always when France plays at home and are at the finals some strange shit happens
>>69465345
The sheer cheek of the guy
>>69465847
That was a fucking yellow card minimum.
>simulate injury
>>69465847
>>69468297
yeah, keep posting replays from that angle
If the injury was really that serious he would be unable to run and jump like crazy like he did during the 2nd half
>>69467963
I thought the spanish media was already fed up with tsunaldo
>>69465345
Kill yourself.
>>69468468
it doesn't matter if it wasn't serious. it wasn't simulated, Vladimir
Thread for our real heroes
>>69463155
>>>69463155
>>69463155
>>69468468
>if he doesn't die it means he is pretending to be injured
it's not WW2 ivan
>>69465847
Thats a big ass moose
ITT people who have never played team sports.
Everybody knows the importance of a good captain, and Ronaldo was that. He got them through the qualifiers, gave them a boost when needed (soaking up all the pressure and media attention), and motivated his mates properly during penalty shootouts.
CR7 has surpassed the meme.
>>69469829
your flag isn't even a rectangle
>>69468468
> What is adrenaline rush
>>69469829
good post medi-kit
>>69469938
and your flag is disgusting, go back to white and blue masterrace.
>>69465345
Your tears are delicious
>>69468468
>2nd half
>>69468468
shut up, niko
>>69465847
any other game and he jumps to avoid contact, you know he was looking for an excuse to not look bad
reason why he fucking ran back when Portugal was winning and put on the jersey and captains armband to celebrate for the camera
>>69465345
>>69467139
is this supposed to be sarcasm
>>69465345
Right on Igor, i said this to my Wifes son.
Embarrasing to be fair.
>>69468468
https://twitter.com/ChrisMorgan10/status/752227638455009280
>>69466479
Stick to ice stick mate
>>69470003
Something that kicks in when you first get injured
>>69470357
I honestly can't tell if you are being serious with this bullshit or not
>>69470405
>one crazy mans view
>The whole worlds opinion of Turkey being Cockroaches and Sub human scum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Heybq1s79Y
>>69465847
>there are people here who don't play football and pretend this is completely fair
>>69470793
Payet won the ball fair and square?
I hope i've miss understood your comment!
>>69470902
*misunderstood
I've been drinking
>>69470793
It was a clean hit.
>>69468297
>those dubs
holy shit what a legend
>>69470902
>>69470988
>I play football on pee es four almost every day and hitting the ball means it's fair
stay fat and lonely
>>69465345
Portugal wouldn't even have been in the final without Rolando
>>69471153
>i havn't seen an injury as simulated as this since i dropped a shovel on "NOBBY Alans" back as he was bending over last week, supid twat was limping all shift.
>>69471153
I don't play FIFA mate and i have a wife and kids. You need to fuck off back to Turkey mate and stop shitposting to first worlders.
>>69471153
>elbow tucked
>no contact to the head
>doesn't leave his feet
>not from behind
>ronaldo has possession
That's a good hard soccer hit. The pussies at FIFA are trying to make this a no hitting league but we remember old fashioned soccer where the men weren't afraid to have a fist fight to settle the score
>>69471256
I know right!!! If it wasn't for him they wouldn't of finished 3rd and drew all of there games.
>American sports are dead on /sp/ ATM so i'll just chat shit in a divegrass thread.
>>69471635
>That's a good hard soccer hit
Fucking stop.
>>69471739
Sorry to hear you can't handle real soccer guv
>>69471635
>The pussies at FIFA are trying to make this a no hitting league but we remember old fashioned soccer where the men weren't afraid to have a fist fight to settle the score
What the fuck are you talking about? It's a semi-contact sport and fighting has never been used to resolve anything within the game!
>I'm from the French part of America and Curling and Ice-Stick never get mentioned, C-C-C-Can i say something?
>>69471831
You're right i better leave real Soccer to the Canadians.
