game starts soon
>>69440793
Reminder that pizzabro stalks children
Royals
>>69440838
mfw reading this
hey
>>69440838
mfw
>>69440947
You might not remember this but I accidentally found her YouTube channel for you. When I confessed, the father told me to say 500 Hail Marys.
>>69441029
>You might not remember this
how could i forget that day her voice graced my ears?
I LOVE YOU PIZZABRO
PLEASE LOVE ME BACK
>Its a Dillion Gee has Butera catching episode
I just visited Kansas City this weekend. I met some nice people but there were a lot of assholes and nobody knows how to drive or park. Anyone else have this experience?
>>69441269
>nobody knows how to drive or park.
sounds like seattle
>>69441269
As a resident of a suburb of the city, I would like to apologize. We have two counties of rich folk who think the road belongs to them and so they drive like shit. It really is a great place and there are lots of good places to go.
>>69441364
Don't hate us because you anus
nice fielding there
pls do something with this opportunity
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HUGE FAG CRUZ
GEEz why'd ya do that
>>69441400
Johnson or Platte?
are KCR fans still assmad at Cano for some dumb miniscule reason
ty based seager
>>69441474
OG from Johnson County
SEAGER keeping the team alive
fuckin love you Seags
>Its a Gee episode
>>69441481
Cano getting booed for his entire HR derby experience while hitting 0 HRs was one of the greatest moments in Kauffman stadium history. Not even joking
>>69441490
Bitch please you ain't OG for shit. Walk down 9th at Troost and then I will believe you. You are a poser.
hawt
HAWT CORNER
>>69441624
I don't even associate with your kind. It's gross
>>69441364
Overall it was a nice trip. I had some damn good barbecue
>>69441699
Bitch Im white from Leavenworth. Fuck off with this entitled shit. I fucked a Johnson county bitch yesterday.
>>69441721
Im glad you liked it. What places did you go for your barbecue?
>8 pitch first inning
At least this royals loss will be short
>>69441799
>Leavenworth
I was doing some work for the VA hospital there a few months ago. That city is definitely below me
>>69440838
I think she's legal now
>>69441946
>legal now
So who will pizzabro's new girl be?
>>69441915
County, not city. Yeah Leavenworth(city) is shit. Its adjacent to a military base. Cities like that are always shit. The county has a median income only 10k less than Johnson.
>>69441980
jordyn i hope
>>69441218
I just noticed I didnt crop the right side of that image correctly
>>69442063
s'all good.
>>69441980
you seem more interested in it than i am.
>>69442023
You may be fucking a joco girl but ain't nobody here trying to fuck a Leavenworth girl. Now let's stop derailing the thread
>>69442136
leavenworth is beautiful
They can't have Eibner and Hosmer in the lineup at the same time because they are ridiculously good looking
>>69442282
t. fag
>>69442136
The farm girls out west in Leavenworth are fucking hot. They drink their milk and eat their veggies. But you wouldn't know that since you stay in your JoCo bubble. I fuck the JoCo girl because her family is rich and she gives me stuff. Never said I was ONLY fucking her.
But yes, lets get back to the game.
>>69442182
>kansas has mountains
everyone told me it was flat
>>69442345
that would be leavenworth, wa
>>69442434
LOL
We are talking about Leavenworth, KS. Its a shithole.
Leavenworth DP
>>69442434
okay that makes more sense now
>>69442498
the leavenworth here is pretty nice.
>>69442644
Stay away from the little girls
>>69442718
ill try
Seattle is the ugliest team
>>69442956
they have a lot of personality though
>>69442956
but we have the best looking GM
CRUZ BTFO
>>69442956
what did he mean by this?
>>69443066
>even the GM is a memester
Fucking Seattle is unbelievable
>>69443206
s-scoreboard!
>>69443378
>>69443066
>>69443433
he will get the m's to the playoffs
Near Gordonger
Gordo should have advanced to third. Fucking bum
nice job marte
>>69443989
there you go
>Tries to advance on that
WE WILL TRADE GORDO FOR STARTING PITCHING
>>69444118
He has regressed so much this year it's ridiculous
>Cheslor will be getting braces over the all star break
Top kek
>>69444487
he might as well get it out of the way now
lol why are they pulling him
MARTE PARTAY
Way to go m's
>>69445739
He had an 85 pitch hook. He is a middle relief pitcher normally and anything more than that and he implodes.
>>69446802
Why? We can't get shit going.
they got the dp
>>69447263
you got a hit
>cano
>>69447528
Big whoop 3 hits over 4 innings. Stranding runners or GIDP has been this whole game for the Royals offense.
>>69448103
all it takes is one guy on base and a dinger to bring the game to 3-2 m8
taijuan walker can return in 2 weeks
good news
>>69448321
Not if they can't stay/get on base. At this point I'm just hoping your bullpen gives us something to work with.
>>69448321
pb has a point
>>69448577
our bullpen is elite
>>69448617
He has a point. I know they are not out of this quite yet. But they are not getting hits today. 3 hits over 5 innings does not a wining team make.
>>69448999
Especially if they hit into another DP even if someone does get on.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ROYALS.
strand him
was worried there for a second lmao
CANO
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ROBBIE
CANOOOOOOOOOOO
nice fielding lol
LIND
HOME RUN BARRAGE
lind is elite
Welp, time for the harder stuff. Beer isn't cutting it. Break out the whiskey.
LMAO
KANSAS SHITTY
Welp, time to just hope we don't get blanked now.
>>69451282
drink water
pretty comfy now
>>69451453
Fuck no. I want whiskey. Gib Jim Beam nao
fucking stream broke
>>69452005
http://wiziwig.ru/baseball/watch-a79952-seattle-mariners-at-kansas-city-royals
Try this
>>69452246
i found another, thanks though.
PANIC
Bout damn time. Not that It matters with 7 more runs to go.
Great game Montgomery. The bullpen needed that.
no shut out
>>69452428
Wing Wang
no need to worry about a risp right now
>>69453767
The Mariners haven't needed to worry about RISP this whole game.
I want to believe...
>>69454345
WOW I got the thumbnail. I'm a faggot.
pls
>>69454478
you can fix it now
>>69454621
i saved it from here.
>>69454478
Anon from yesterday's thread. You can try saving it again if you'd like.
i remember this Rollins
>>69454827
Thank you kind anon.
where is the death dealer when you need him
DP pls
>>69455188
ded in boston :(
why
PLS STOP
Fucking bullpen
whyyy
>>69455323
put me in coach
wew. only one more inning to go
>>69455674
Last team that said that was the Astros in the ALDS. Look how that turned out. LOL
>>69455957
FUCK YEAH GORDO
Anyone else want Cishek off of this team? Every time he's in he gives up runs.
Had no doubt about that HR
>shrek
oh boy...
>>69456526
I want him sent down.
Cishek you piece of fucking trash, get it together
keep it in the strike zone
GG Mariners bros.
fuck that was close. gg kansass
Phew, decent overall first half M's bros. See you later this week. I'm going to watch O'neill hit cleanup in the futures game tonight.
Damn, gg memeiners
split the series
gg Royalbros
wew
yay back over .500
gg
