>Leave the middleweight division to me
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>"people" think CM Punk wont destroy the UFC
I genuinely hope that manlet faggot gets his head kicked in tbqh
>>69421992
Go back to asp ryback.
>"people" think CM Punk wont rise to the top of UFC
>>69421992
>this mad Punk fucked literally every waifu in the divas division
>>69422149
literally no one respects you phil. you're a vanilla midget cuck.
>>69422196
>left maria kanellis and lita for an indian boy
literally a faggot.
>>69421992
>le EPIC cuckcold man is a Pole
Makes sense
>>69422149
Hey Phil what are you doing in the UK? Shouldn't you be training for your fight in the next two months?
LOOK IN MY EYES
>>69422281
he picked the cream of the crop of ring rats, can't blame him for that
>>69422337
WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>69423325
A GUY WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE UFC
>>69421901
I can't wait for this to happen family
It's gonna be off the chain t.b.h
>>69421901
mah boy CM gonna punk them UFCucks
>>69421992
>>69422136
I searched CM Punk's height and it says he's 6'2
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>69423458
They add like 4 inches to every wwe fighters height bro
>>69423502
>more of a fighter then fat old Samoan UFCunt
>>69423531
The official UFC site says he's 6'2 too, but you never know, y'know.
>>69423458
You know that they fake the height and weight in wrestling right? That's his billed height, he's 5'11 at most IRL
Would Punk vs Rockhold be the sexiest male fight of all time?
>>69422196
So did Cena, and half of the roster. The Divas sleep around a lot. Punk literally got Cena's sloppy seconds, especially Maria.
>punk is too straightedge to take painkillers so after he gets the shit kicked out of him all he'll be able to do is rub tofu on his wounds
>>69423600
Maria's husband is a friend of the gay community
>>69423600
He cucked Cody Rhodes so hard his career never recovered just like Big Dave did to Mondo
>>69423628
Can't wait for him to shit on his opponent because he hurt him.
>>69423593
ew
punk looks like he sleeps in an alley behind a tattoo parlour
>>69423667
>you see, i was at a disadvantage in that fight because i have a tilted pelvis
>>69421992
KEK
>>69423628
It'll make him stronger in the long run though
He'll absorb the pain much more easily than your average fighter. Like metals being struck to make steel
This is how the old timers used to do it, they trained using pain as a catalyst for toughness.
>>69423458
He's 5'10 IRL.
>>69421901
Emo fighter? He never had a chance
>>69423645
Why would you ever date a diva? they seem like their whole purpose is to be a cock sleeve for the dudes on the road
