>mfw a fake pro wrestler can beat up real UFC fighters
You realize he was a great college wrestler before wwe, right?
>>69421434
You realize he has fake fights for money, right?
>>69421434
Kurt Angle was too, what's your point
>NCAA undefeated/undisputed Champion
>fake
Imagine BROCK with unlimited cardio. He would ravage the UFC actors even worse than he already does
>>69421526
...delete your account
A physical freak of athleticism who was one of the greatest NCAA wrestlers ever happens to be good at MMA, shocking
>>69421329
Brock actually pinned Hunt just to prove a point
That he can beat him by pro wrestling and UFC rules
He even tried to body slam him but Mark kept grabbing the cage
>Beats someone who should be retired
>Gets shit pushed in by Overeem
LMAO kys mandrama faggots
>overrated pro wrestler
>dominates UFC
>goes back to pro wrestling
>pretty much rides his UFC success and does whatever he wants while half-assing all his matches
>does a random UFC fight for shits and giggles
>still dominant
>people still think MMA is a legitimate sport
>>69423260
>gets wrecked by a mMexican and a dutch nigger
>dominates
Do you kids even watch?
It just shows how tough BMJ is
>>69423297
He beat Liddell tho
>>69423307
He never fought Chuck lad
>>69421329
>real UFC fighter
>a 42 y-o man with a 13-10 UFC record
go to bed trolls
>>69423260
Bullshit. He put on some great matches in the WWE.
>>69423129
Overeem was roided out of his mind
Mark Hunt kept grabbing the cage like a bitch.
If this fight was in a real ring he would have been suplexed 15 times.
>>69423445
and lesnar isn't
I ddon't even like me me a but mandrama fags are cancer
>>69421329
WWE is real. There is no other way to say it. If Punk wins the UFC should just close.
>>69423129
Brock should be retired as well. He said as much before he returned to the WWE. He's getting old and he has a history of terrible injuries.
Something something actors something velasquez something overeem something DOESN'T COUNT
Everyone knows that pro wrestlers are the apex of combat athletes.
This shouldn't be surprising.
>>69423415
Cena-Lesnar at Extreme Rules 2012 is the best match of this decade, best of all time behind the Magnum TA-Tully I Quit match
>>69423415
Ehhhh. Listen to his post-fight interview. Explains entirely why he needs a manager (arguably the best possible manager) in the WWE
Pro wrestling is stage combat,a legitimate theatrical discipline. If you don't have the charisma and stage presence, you're not going to be great. Brock had and has all the physical tools, but apparently nigga was too lazy/dumb for acting classes
>>69423806
Bullshit. I love to see this pretty train for a year and go up against even a minor league cage fighter.
Brock is your only one. All the other mandrama "athletes" are fake.
>>69423930
>pretty
*pretty boy
>>69423911
Are you saying this wasn't a god tier promo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMFaiZs2JAI
>>69423930
>Implying that Kurt Angle in his prime was fake
>>69421577
>implying "real" sport fatty knows what NCAA is
>>69423858
Nope, Triple H vs Undertaker (End of an Era) is the best match of the decade.
>>69424068
That was fucking awful, get out of here with this shit.
>>69423911
>implying Lesnar has no charisma
/wwe/ should be allowed back on /sp/
>>69424134
I bet you like Dean Ambrose's gimmick.
>>69423260
>still dominant
Anon, people like Cain or Stipe would murder him.
>>69423930
dolph is a legit wrestler
>>69424068
Different tastes bruh.
The matches I listed were brutal slugfests that really looked real. End of an Era was as theater as it gets (HBK crying in the corner kek)
>>69421526
ANd if Kurt Angle trained when he was in his prime to be an mma fighter I bet he would have been decent
It's not the first time that this happened.
>>69423930
Dolph holds a bunch of college wrestling records so he'd probably be alright
All pro wrestlers have to be pretty fucking alpha if they ever want to get anywhere. Theres a lot of big motherfucking assholes who will push you around if you are soft
>>69423930
he won 3 amateur wrestling championships while at kent state and held the record for most wins for a while
>Dominates mandrama shit
>Dominates hug your gay lover on the floor shit
>Barely made a dent in the NFL
Proof that American Football is the most elite sport there is
I think wrestlers now are more apt to be fighters than the were 20+ years ago. Back then all you did was roids/be 6/5+ and you were made.
But now you have to actually be legitimately fit or capable of great athleticism to be able to make it, on top of cutting great promos.
I'd actually love to see someone like Kevin Owens in UFC. He's an athletic fatty, and I've seen worse in the UFC win.
>>69424068
>Triple H
>having good matches
>>69421329
WWE is not fake .
WWE wrestlers are stronger than UFC because WWE has finisher moves .
RKO F5 can beat any ufc fighter
>>69424530
WWE is choreographed combat, no less legitimate than other exhibition martial arts like Wushu, et al
>>69422895
Except anyone who can stop a takedown and knows how to punch.
AKA a certain Mexican and a certain roider
>>69424226
>not liking ambrose
Every time Brock tried to F5 that pussy he grabbed on to the pussy fence like a little bitch.
>>69424284
>Won the Olympics with a broken neck
He'd be huge in MMA.
>>69424226
Would've been better and made more sense if they'd let him keep his indie gimmick, which was a drunkard
>>69424612
WWE is essentially combat stuntwork performed live. Yes, the outcomes are written, but the physical aspect is very real.
Plus, a lot of pro-wrestlers used to have actual collegiate wrestling experience and have worked out (and been juicing) the majority of their careers. They are strong as all fuck and have a solid technical base to start MMA
>>69424855
he's too old now but yeah angle would have fucked up everyone if he had gone to mma instead of wrestling in the 90s, mark coleman/matt hughes/etc. all were dominant and angle was a better grappler than any of them
oh well
Any one in the whole UFC can kick his ass in RL fight ?
>>69424612
Wrestling has it's own parameters on how opponents should compete against each other
The same goes for Judo,Taekwondo, Boxing, Olympic Greco-Roman and UFC itself
Before UFC became monotonous, fighters from every fighting style would come to compete. These new MMA-tarded fans don't know how to take new blood coming in when originally this was the norm. Fighters were embraced for showcasing their unique style
>>69425134
True, but you're ignoring the big ol' elephant that it isn't actually competitive. It has more in common with stage combat, which is a legitimate theatrical discipline that people spend years studying and perfecting in order to give the audience the experience of violence to move a storyline while minimizing actual harm to the actors
And there are many martial arts that are similarly choreographed. It's not about winning an actual fight; it's performance art. It's just that pro wrestling has connotations and traditions that align it with a target audience that wouldn't know the term "performance art" from a hole in the ground
>>69425247
>that it isn't actually competitive.
That's Your own very false assumption.
It's your incredibly biased opinion, I'll just say you're wrong and obviously not a true old school UFC fan
You're part of the new crop that actually enjoys (and probably gets a hard-on) from watching the same old boring butt squeezing leg pulling style over and over again.
The UFC is not a fighting style. This is not why it was created, it's what it turned into and online tap-out faggots like you seem to be the only ones who find enjoyment in their terrible fights
I look forward in seeing more pro wrestlers get into the game, they represent some of those still yet to be represented inside the cage
>>69424944
No one can lift Big Show, except other wrestlers with Big Show's assistance.
I doubt if Big stood his ground no MMA fighter could take him down
>>69421329
That's always been the case.
>>69423107
The point that seals have better standup than Brock?
>>69423930
>talks about mandrama athletes being fake
>ironically posts one of the few that has a legitimate amateur background
dude won a bunch of shit at kent state. nick nemeth
>>69424291
Sakuraba is so fucking cool. His match with Minoru Suzuki last year was fun
>>69425568
Most of today's wrestlers have
>Legitimate wrestling backgrounds
>Legitimate professional training in "wrestling"
>Have martial arts backgrounds
>Football (NFL or College football) backgrounds
To say a WWE person in today's age is not an athlete is just a flat out lie, this isn't the territorial age where it's just alcoholics who won the genetic lottery of being 6'6.
>>69425476
When I say that it isn't competitive, I'm referring to pro wrestling. I prefer the old Pride fights to current UFC, because you got to see strict adherents to specific disciplines going against one another, rather than the current blandness with emphasis on certain specialties
But ultimately, I prefer pro wrestling. Sports are all about the storyline, and pro wrestling, when done well, can tell amazing stories. Because at its heart, it's theater
>mfw when fake pro wrestling matches can kill real pro wrestlers
>>69423625
>and lesnar isn't
Lesnar's never failed a drug test.
>>69425633
Why do you idiots still call it fake
It's pre-determined, every bump and broken bone is as real as the money it draws in every year.
Wrestlers get injured more than manhug fags.
>>69425605
>in today's age
Apparently before "today's age" wrestlers weren't athletic
>>69425605
But it isn't a sport. The results are pre-determined
It's a performance art. It's literally theater
>>69425673
I wasn't saying that it was??
>>69425671
Roid monkeys aren't athletes.
>>69425657
You actually watch something based on how much revenue it generates.
How much more pleb can you be?
>>69425715
It was a metaphor canacuck
>take 5 year break
>training for less than a year
>beat a top 10 heavyweight
fuck imagine if brock didnt leave and kept training and had 5 years of BJJ and and striking under his belt
>>69425677
>Roid monkeys aren't athletes.
Yeah, they just sat around and played patty cake inside the ring
>>69425657
>every bump and broken bone is as real as the money it draws in every year.
No, they're not as real. They learn how to deliver blows to look damaging without bring as harsh as they appear, and they learn how to receive blows without causing what would otherwise be severely injury
They're tough sum bitches that have to take a lot of punishment, but taking those bumps straight up would get them killed very quickly
>>69424807
I have nothing against him as a wrestler. I just hate how fucking edgy he is.
>>69425728
People like Lex Luger might as well have considering his wrestling was indeed patty cake tier.
>>69423260
>half-assing all his matches
what did you mean by this
>People still think Bork Lazer does roids
Arm chair geneticists frequent this board I see.
>>69425673
A theater queer just beat the shit out of a UFC top 10 heavyweight.
ok. cool sport.
>>69425755
A theater queer is also considered one of the greatest modern athletes of all time.
>>69425746
>show up
>suplex everybody
>leave
>don't have to perform again for another 3-4 weeks
You can't tell me that Brock doesn't dictate his schedule to Vince
>>69425770
Yeah because suplexing someone sure is easy.
Especially being told to do it 20 plus times.
Then being asked to be put through a table.
Half-assing it for sure.
>>69425755
Mostly just speaks to the quality of the UFC, that technical ability is so much less relevant and necessary than sheer athleticism
>>69425657
>Wrestlers get injured more than manhug fags.
I doubt that. UFC fighters get heemed every week, and getting heemed is way worse for you than anything a wrestler sustains.
>>69425802
Do you honestly think manhug fags get THAT injured outside of some gaches and bruises?
>>69425786
To properly perform a pro wrestling suplex, most of the responsibility is on the guy getting suplexed
>>69425819
The responsibility is on the guy getting suplexed to take the bump correctly and not absolutely paralyze himself while getting ragdolled.
I'm not saying it's not safe, but these guys aren't also light people, yeah maybe once isn't anyrthing to Brock but realize his moveset is now consistent of 15-30 suplexes constantly on a man who weighs on average 200-300 pounds all the while having to give them their moves on you as well.
If you've ever see a Brock match, the guy looks like a fucking pink cherry tomato by the end of it covered in sweat.
>>69425814
Yes, do you think they literally just punch each like it's not actually real or something?
>>69425886
They tend to stop the match before it gets too real
:)
>>69425896
That's because they're actually fighting. That doesn't mean they aren't hurting each other
You know because they're actually doing something
>>69425865
The guy getting suplexed is also pushing up with his legs to assist the pull, and stiffening his body to make it easier
I'm not saying any random jagoff on the street could do what Brock does. But for the average WWE wrestler, particularly given his sporadic appearance schedule, it's not that difficult
That Brock fight was yet another great reminder that MMA is complete boring garbage.
Wrestling is where it's at, familia.
MMA is the equivalent of watching a Military or Cop reality show
Wrestling is the equivalent of watching Die Hard
>>69425932
Brock was a slacker in his appearance before this UFC debacle, his last matches he started to look a little bit pudgy in the gut, probably because he didn't have to worry about gaining weight of course.
>>69425960
It's been pretty well-established that Brock only does anything for the money, whether it's WWE, UFC, or even NFL. If the paycheck is the same, why would he give a fuck?
>>69425959
>Wrestling is where it's at, familia.
Poortugal
>>69425998
True, I'm jealous of his massive farm.
He's a strange guy who often describes himself as a loner.
>>69425754
every body is on steroids. theres no such thing as 'genetics'
this is what a real natty guy looks like.
>>69425657
>americans
hahahahahah
BASED BROCK WORKING THE SMARKS
/sp/ fought /asp/ today and fuckin lost.
Lmao
>>69426665
/wwe/ should be allowed back on /sp/ as a result of this
>>69421329
are F5s not allowed in UFC? I thought their whole gig was no rules
>>69421495
Literally just described the ufc perfectly
Wat I wanna know is how did Jon the retarded nigger Jones get pinched for roids and Lesnar didnt?
I wish they'd let Heyman do his ring introduction, he and Lesnar are the greatest thing in wrestling.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J5m2I4i7Ueo
You man drama fans are so fucking desperate to get back on /sp/. Fuck off to your containment board
>>69424291
He looked like he got permanently fucked up in his mma fight last year
>>69421329
He literally is a complete thumb head can't even look at him
How can UFC twinks even compete?
>>69421526
>>69421434
some pro wrestlers are natty GOAT athletes who also like theater
>>69424202
he looks exactly like that jock that picked on you in high school and became a top tier frat boy
Why is UFC so much more popular on the internet than in real life?
the 1 (ONE) time it happens...
>>69425633
he wasnt in a match though.
>>69424944
>>69425523
I could see some speedy guy making him feel fat and tired
>a fake pro wrestler
Thats one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
>>69424291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lXAGZtMxU8
>>69428489
I wasn't picked on in high school.
>>69426667
Nah, it's too late now.
I would agree that they never should have been forced to leave in the first place because they were pretty much sticking to one thread.
Now they have literally taken over an entire board and I doubt they can come back here from that and stay in the single thread anymore.
FOR REAL - MMA MANDRAMA BELONGS ON /ASP/
>>69421495
>This is now another Floyd thread
>>69421329
>"""real""" UFC fighters
>>69423930
>says wrestlers are weak pretty boys
>posts a guy as an example who was a very successful legit wrestler
>>69424807
>liking a sloppy af vanilla midget
>>69424944
Yes, because he's old. In his prime, no.
Why do so many people forget that Lesnar was a very successful MMA fighter and legit wrestler and not just a pro wrestler?
He couldnt even finish mark hunt. He should be ashamed. Dude was like a sack of potatoes when brock had him on the ground. Literally mark was laying there doing nothing when brock could of been pounding on him with his lame lookin hammer fists. Marks just a fat lhw whos old af. A freak athletic machine like bork should of made marks face look like mirs play doh face.
>>69436541
nigga mark hunt has and adamantium jaw and very durable
Reem cant even finish him
its a fucking miracle when someone knocks him out
>>69423297
That was the Diverticulitis.
MMgay on suicide watch
Weren't Cats swearing up and down that Lesner was going to get Fucking DESTROYED in this match?
People were talking shit all last couple weeks about this.
>>69425718
>canacuck
Oh, a Trump supporter. I guess that's logical. After all, if you're attracted to fake things, like wrestling and Trump's hair.
>mfw yesterday during his speech, he said "from one white boy to all nationalities"
My asshole puckered, as did Joe Rogans, as did everyone elses in the audience.
Thankfully it was followed by [spoiler]nice words encouraging everyone to just get along[/spoiler]
>>69425523
>>69421329
>Brock Lesnar’s purse for defeating Mark Hunt in the co-main event of UFC 200 last night was $2.5 million, according to Kevin Iole of Yahoo Sports.
>This is not only Lesnar’s biggest UFC payday but the highest guaranteed pay for any UFC fighter in history. Conor McGregor was previously guaranteed $1 million in March for UFC 196.
>On top of his guaranteed purse, Lesnar will also receive money for pay-per-view sales.
>>69440233
>>69440233
Bork is gettin PAID by Vince for limited appearances, and here he is getting PAID for ONE appearance (though a riskier one).
Brock is a Super Star and hes pretty much proved it. He deserves the money.
>>69421329
Its all FAKE b0ss
>>69425523
Most wrestlers can't be picked up without that wrestler's assistance
Shit, most people can't. Moving a body is hard
>>69424405
There are people bigger and more athletic than he is in the NFL. And there is so much to learn that he missed out on.
>>69425523
knee shots?
