Thanks, go Oilers!
COL:Avs ink Nathan MacKinnon to seven-year deal
WPG:Mark Scheifele signs eight-year extension
VAN:Canucks give Jacob Markstrom 3-year extension
WPG:Mathieu Perreault agrees to 4-year extension
NJ:Devils lock up Kyle Palmieri to 5-year deal
MIN:Darcy Kuemper agrees to 1-year, $1.55M deal
COL:Avalanche sign Calvin Pickard to 2-year deal
CHI:Jordin Tootoo signs 1-year deal with Chicago
NJ:Jacob Josefson inks one-year, $1.1M deal
DET:Teemu Pulkkinen doubtful for start of 2016-17
WPG:Jets sign Patrik Laine to three-year ELC
First for
>rags
laffs are a SHIT team
>>69416522
canada are a SHIT country
>puljukka
>>69416582
>>69416534
>losing every time to a shit country
wew
>>69416582
Good post.
My faic when the Oilers best the Penguins in 7 games for the Stanley Cup
>>69416636
you are good at hocci but you are still a SHIT country
Cool. So it's another episode of shitty unfunny /int/posting, people calling each other reddit, and still no meme production?
Okay.
>>69416781
>Cops killing niggers for no reason
>Niggers retaliating
>Can't go a month without mass shootings
>Still has the nerve to call other countries shit
WEW
E
W
>>69416636
we're better than them at hockey
they're better than at us at literally everything else
>>69417080
i tried meme production for a few weeks but I gave up
make smuk_vark the newest meme
>>69416398
Bulju is the worst meme to ever come out of /hoc/. I hope he busts so the memes die with him.
>>69417336
like what, obesity and incarcerated citizens?
>>69417397
>He thinks that Pulju busting won't generate more memes
Based Pulju with grant us memes for years to come, my friend.
>>69417397
Him busting would immortalize the meme
>>69417522
This
>>69417522
>tfw the meme will persevere no matter what
>>69416398
Bold prediction: Nate Mac will win the Art Ross before his deal is up
>>69416509
H8ers gunna h8
>>69417817
0.7 ppg player so far, slightly below the average of art ross winners before their 21 year old season (0.72 ppg)
>>69417817
that would require colorado to be a good team within that span so nah
>>69418300
I love how salty the Avs make Cucknadians
>m-muh stolen team
>>69418430
ok buddy, i doubt any non-colorado americans think colorado will be good either
http://hkref.com/tiny/XdL8P
why is sprong showing up on this list but not mcbust or kikel?
>>69418430
lol
avalanche will never be good until they fire roy, nobody gives a shit about the nordiques
Is he Selke material?
>>69418430
>16 years in quebec
>nothing
>avs win 2 cups in their first 6 years one on their debut season
this
>>69418997
Not even the best candidate of his team
>>69418997
he's not even penske material
>>69416398
>VAN:Canucks give Jacob Markstrom 3-year extension
>it's a reasonable term
>it's a reasonable price
Is Benning finally learning how to GM?
>>69420303
A broken clock is correct twice a day.
See: MacT actually not drafting a bust
>>69420837
>not drafting a bust
Canada wins again
tfw u successfully completed the cinnamon challenge
>>69421417
be my girlfriend kippers
>>69421417
No, be mine.
I have hokkei.
>>69421417
Be mine. I actually play hockey
>>69421571
*stabs you in the balls* BACK OFF SHES MINE
>>69422038
And you come with your own cart, too. You have me beat.
>>69421417
Stop posting here
>>69421417
BE MINE! I AM HOCKEY!
>>69416398
is this blake griffin's wimpy younger brother?
>>69422038
what position?
>>69422404
Doggy
>>69422404
Every position except D.
>>69422156
The cart pulls all the chicks
>>69422500
Good 1
>>69422500
You forgot to post the smuk_dok.png
>>69421417
Try the gallon of cum challenge next
>>69422512
>not being defensively responsible
>>69422821
Please, I back check harder than Federov.
>>69422971
pls come play for the Canucks
>>69423486
>mfw not good enough for the big leagues
At least I can be a star in my beer league.
>>69421417
try this challenge next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xfmgOA2M8
>>69423899
7.5
>>69423899
she'd get it
>>69424031
What is "it"?
>>69424129
its it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg
>rags offseason moves
>rags
>>69420303
Markstrom sucks major dick. I'd give him a 2 way $950 till he gets better.
>>69425818
>2 way
This ain't NHL 16 buckaroo
>>69425918
>giving 3 mill to an AHL goalie
>not giving him a 2 way at $950
If he doesn't like it then he can fuck right off to the KHL.
>>69425970
>thinking a two way contract makes a player waiver exempt
fucking casuals
>>69426072
>assuming
Who fucking cares if he gets picked off waiver. He's shit.
Does Fleury have any chance of making the Hall of Fame?
>>69425818
LOL solo carried the cucknuckcucks with the Sedins.
>Le Hating On SwedeS for NO reason Maymay xDDDD
>AM II MonGOL yet===?? xDDDD
Fuck off you chinkleaf fuck.
>>69426203
hell no
Hi guys
>>69426203
If Price or Lou win Cups (kek), then they have a chance, but otherwise it's hard to see any active goalie with a HOF shot for a long time
>>69416398
You guys sure post this guy a shit load. He has an amusing, almost cartoonist face.
>>69426466
oh Hank too
>>69426438
>>69426466
>>69426491
That's another reason why they need to DRASTICALLY reduce the size of goalie pads. NHL goaltending has basically reached it's upper limit of performance (unfair!) so that there's virtually no room left for goalies to stand out from the pack. That's why 8 of the top 10 goalies in the league aren't in the top 10 in 2 years.
>>69417397
t. Flames fan
>>69426483
KIWI
I
W
I
Would you attend this school, /hoc/?
>>69426863
Yes
>>69426863
Of courshe
>finnish prospects
https://youtu.be/BDqwMGUnn6A
>>69427491
What does this have to do with Finland?
>>69428045
You have to be in a secret internet club to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4xxV0e0-4
What did he mean by this?
>>69428484
>people actually thought the laffs wouldn't draft McDavid
Torontonians can be the most retarded people sometimes.
t. laffs fan
>>69428513
shit meant Matthews fuck
>>69428513
>>69428536
>people though the Laffs wouldn't draft Matthews
Just shows how insidious - and effective - covert Finnish memeing can be.
>>69428588
Well its not to say Laine isn't an amazing talent, but Toronto needed a bonafide center more then a winger and did just that.
>>69428658
Yeah, plus it was probably just the media spreading rumors about to get people to buy newspapers.
Hopefully they'll both live up to their potential and have a Crosby-Ovechkin meme rivalry for their entire careers.
Laine a shit, pulju is the real elite finnish stud
>>69428588
Considering how Nylander is already proven to be better than Laine, it's just scary
Why canadian teams gms are so shit?
>>69430031
Shovel day off and Lou are pretty good. And the Calgary guy.
Calgary will make the Conference Finals next season
>>69432189
lou is embarrassingly bad
>weber preds sweaters on sale
>still $99
Cmon now
>>69433411
>Flames Oilers WCF
Not possible but would be cool. I'd love to see a Bruins v.s Habs ECF or >rags & Isles ECF.
>>69435981
Literally none of those match ups will happen in the next 10+years unfortunately. The teams are all trending in different directions.
where's hudler at?
>>69436540
Ded/retired
>>69423899
Ayyy penticton whaddup! Asya certainly ain't 21! Also the vees ran trains on her
>>69416398
ew look at his fingernails
>>69437387
Close! I was in Kelowna. How old is she actually? 17? Didn't swipe right on her I ran out of likes before lol
>/int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
>>69428971
>Crosby-Ovechkin meme rivalry
oh a non-existent rivalry then
If you were a hot girl, which position of hockey would you refuse to bang, if you had to pick one
>>69438992
Offense because their goal is to score as much as possible and I want me a faithful man.
>>69438992
goalers
>>69439146
>finn doesn't want to score a finn goalie
Color me surprised.
>>69437387
I wanna hear more stories about degenerate junior hockey players. I feel like these guys get treated like royalty but are actually total heathens. Anyone got some good ones?
>>69438992
I am a hot girl
>>69439512
Laine gave a u16 binland team coach the finger and got kicked out of the tournament like 4years ago
>>69437732
I think she just turned 16. My brother played hockey around there, she's hot but a total hoebag. The junior team actually fines players for banging her now. She's that easy I guess.
>>69439512
I take it your choice of picture was deliberate
>>69439830
I met Hall in a bar in Kingston during the summer a couple years ago. Took a picture with him said hi. He's a nice guy, these stories are the like mad libs people put different names in them all the time.
Best 156th overall since Peter Bondra
>>69439943
a lot of people hate hall then because I've heard these stories about him multiple times
though even if they're true I'm sure he's matured since his junior days
>>69440092
That's true, if those stories were true then he for sure has matured. A guy I know trained track and used to work out with Hall in Kingston in the summer and he said he was a good guy too and he had a lot more exposure to him too. Apparently Hall was not a fan of the Griffen Reinhart trade
>>69440168
hah that's interesting, do you know anything else about that? he wanted to draft someone or he hated the value given up/the player they got?
>>69440332
From what I understood it was the latter. I guess he had seen Griffen play and didn't think it was worth what they gave up. I totally agree with that too, Griffin is a bottom 4 D at max and the 16th OA was Barzal.
who /bean/ here?
>>69440434
he's awfully slow and he's barely improved his skating since 2012, just a shit pick
>>69440572
Me f@m
These are gonna be some awfully boring and long months
>>69440606
It's actually laughable that he was the 2nd D taken after Murray. Here are some D taken AFTER him in 2012:
5th) Morgan Rielly - TOR
6th) Hampus Lindholm - ANA
7th) Matt Dumba - MIN
8th) Derek Pouliot - PIT
9th) Jacob Trouba - WPG
15th) Cody Ceci - OTT
22nd) Olli Maata - PIT
60th) Damon Severson - NJD
78th) Shayne Gostisbehere - PHI
86th) Colton Paryko - STL
I think all of those guys are better than Rienhart now and moving forward lol.
>>69440806
fucking christ tell me about it
you could have literally drafted a 1st round ranked D by random and he would have been better than busthart
I'm happy with barzal as an isles fan, but of course I'd much rather have reilly/trouba/lindholm
>>69440572
p u l j u
>>69440918
Isles have great Defence in the NHL right now with a top 4 of Leddy/Boychuk/Hamonic/DeHaan but I have no idea how their prospect pool is at that position. Barzal might just be the steal of the 1st round in 2015, he was my favourite forward on the CAN team at the juniors this year.
The Isles are in a far better spot on the back-end than the leafs, our NHL D are okay with some bright spots but >we don't really have any guys in the system I'm too excited about. I have high hopes for Dermott though.
>>69441105
I'm curious to see how Zaitsev turns out. He has pro experience and could end up being a pretty good top 4 defenseman.
>>69441139
Ya but I see him forming a dominant second pair with Gardiner. If we had:
Rielly - Top 2 Defender
Gardiner - Zaitsev
I would love that defence unconditionally I just don't see where it would come from.
>>69441241
They would have to trade for a top 2 defender. Wouldn't be cheap either so I'm not sure how likely that is.
>>69441105
they have pulock who is pretty much the only one with top4 potential and a couple of promising too early to tell guys from 2015
that top4 is pretty young and balanced for sure though it lacks a dominant 1D
barzal is really fun to watch and he's expected to make the team next year so we have pretty high hopes for him
>>69441297
Yeah hopefully we will get lucky with a later pick somewhere and find a guy in the 4th/5th/6th. Maybe Nielson will turn into a Phaneuf and be a solid, physical #2 to pair with Rielly.
>>69441322
I have always loved Leddy though, I thought he was a very underrated aspect of CHI's defence and a great 1st pairing D. Boychuk is a little old though and might start declining soon.
>>69439512
My brother plays junior and his team mates do the most retarded shit. It's funny, yet disgusting
>>69441139
He's Schenn 2.0
>>69441506
They're not even remotely close. Totally different players.
>>69440806
Its actually laughable that Murray was taken before Rielly too.
>>69441502
I love leddy, that trade was absolutely insane, they got a top paring D with elite skating basically for free
I'd say chicago made a mistake but then won the cup in 2015
still they probably should have found a way to keep him
>yfw delusional have fun boards Oilels fans still believe he has top pairing potential
LV team/sweater concepts
>>69442841
>>69442920
>>69442841
LGR
>>69442998
Every name for the Las Vegas team is so tacky thus far, even most minor league teams sound better.
>>69441504
Give examples pls
>>69444799
>tfw no one love the name bandits like I do
It's even got an air force connection
>>69445364
Vipers is literally the only acceptable answer
>>69445532
>not sandstorm
Shameful
>>69447190
>not Vagabonds
c'mon bruh
>>69447190
>sandstorm
Literally WNBA tier
>mild
>slavs
>clots
>>69447512
>>69447749
Meme team deserves a meme goal song and a meme name
Jons
>>69448719
What team does he support
>>69450036
blackhawks
>rags
Canes will win the cup
>>69416398
pulju is retard who cant speak english
>>69451793
Of course, he's from finland
>>69451268
Oh cause he doesn't know anything about hockey?
>>69452171
cause he misheard the team name and he's a cuck
>>69452237
>>69445320
Their snap chats are fucked. Multiple girls eifel towered. Dunno how the girls put up with the bullshit they have. Pussy seems to come super easy to them though.
any >rags news
>>69455725
relocating to quebec city
anyone else kinda hoping laine, mattews and mcdavid have career ending injuries this year?
>>69456310
them busting the old fashion way would be way better
>>69454882
>Marc Bergevin is my team's GM
reminder that poolparty is a literal reddit meme
>>69456310
He should get the Bertuzzi treatment
What's the most meme thing your team has done in recent history?
>Winger depth of Hall, Eberle, Yakupov, Pouliot, Perron & Purcell
>Centre depth of Nugent-Hopkins & Marc Arcobello
>>69456310
Are you implying Laine would have a career?
He has already been exposed at kiddy summer camp
>>69458652
>>69458831
You literally can't outmeme that
well memed stars bro
Help me /hoc/. I need a new team to cheer for.
I'm half danish and finnish and I loved The Mighty Ducks when I was younger, but ever since they changed the name and Selänne retired and Andersen was traded, i feel absolutely nothing for the team. I can't keep track of all the danes because they all changed teams recently. Which team should i follow that's not a bandwaggon team, has somewhat decent exposure on international tv. Preferably an East coast team so i can fall asleep to their games or West coast so I can wake up to them.
>>69458831
>Jim traded away Campbell because of these two
>>69459291
Leafs or Coyotes
>>69459291
Ehlers of the Jets will soon become the first elite player from Denmark. He doesn't meet your East-West criteria so I would suggest Washington (Lars Eller) or Detroit (Frans Nielsen)
>orange pickers
Does Slovakia have any good young players left? Dano is an obvious bust
Keep posting guys
>>69459302
campbell is even worse than >finnish goaltending
/hoc/ must live
>rags
Post failed memes
>>69461498
How about failed players?
canes
TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69462250
R A R E
>mfw Bo wins one for da van
Post monkeys
>>69461850
>22 year old blueliner
>failed player
Reminder that defenders hit their prime in bantam
>>69440572
hi nek
>lose in cup finals
>don't make it to play offs since
JUST
>>69462624
Debbies did that too.
>>69462528
>drafted top 5
>6'4", 202 pounds in junior
>can't make the NHL before his 22nd birthday
BUST
U
S
T
GUYS REINHART IS GREAT AND AWESOME AND CONFIRMED TO BE AN ELITE PLAYER
>>69462922
>22 years old
>Carrying Jordan Oesterle on the """""2nd pairing""""" on the back 9 of the season
Primed for a good season in the #5-6 hole desu
>>69462624
The real playoffs is the draft lottery 4 in 6 lad
>>69462624
pronger bailed because his bitch wife and the whole team was subsequently gutted by the retarded management who overreacted
carolina had the same team for years after and had one playoff year since
>mfw bruins fan
what do you think about signing backes guys?
and opinions on mcavoy?
>>69463229
Oesterle is a better player than Reinhart
>>69463370
Backes is going to be such a shitty contract
>>69463498
>5 years, 30 mil
Fuck yeah it's shitty. He's 32 years old. They'll trade him before the contract ends, watch.
>>69463498
Based on what? He's not even the best puckmoving manlet in the system. LaLeggia is better and I'd even argue Reinhart has a better breakout pass than both of them.
>>69463890
He can skate with the puck, unlike Griffin "Cement Shoes" Reinhart.
>>69463890
youre so fucking wrong its not even worth discussing, just stop posting
>>69464055
Schultz could skate with the puck, that makes him better than Reinhart? Does that also make him better than Klefbom? James Wisniewski can skate with the puck so therfore he's a better defender than Reinhart. in your eyes.
>>69464108
>y-your so wrong s-stop posting p-please
>>69464605
>comparing klefbom to reinhart
holy shit you are bad at hockeying. Klefbom is very capable of carrying the puck
>Schultz could skate with the puck
No he couldn't. The only thing Schultz was capable of was sneaking in from the point to use his pussy ass wrist shot
>>69463229
>The real playoffs is the draft lottery 4 in 6 lad
Is this how you try to justify your team's complete and utter incompetence?
>>69464803
I was comparing Schultz to Klefbom not Reinhart.
You clearly never watched Jultz with the Barons. He was the best puckmover in the league. He would carry the puck over the red line every single breakout.
>>69465479
>talking about things players were capable of in lower levels but failed to translate to the NHL
I should have figured. We are talking about Reinhart after all
What were his last words?
>>69465314
It's a meme you dip
>>69465705
Let's talk about Reinhart in the NHL. He was able to keep up physically & clear the crease against the Thornton's and Kopitars of the league. He wasn't brought in to move the puck or run a powerplay. I like his simple game. Same with Davidson. They both play a simple game with no bells or whistles.
>>69466020
"Detroit was a mistake"
>>69466121
>He wasn't brought in to move the puck
Then he's useless in the modern NHL. Did you not watch Pittsburgh slaughter the >shorks? Who on the Blackhawks resembles Reinhart?
>same with Davidson
Davidson is a much more complete defender. Before fatso fell on his knee he was becoming more and more assertive with the puck and making simple plays to get the puck out of his zone. When Reinhart has the puck his throws it to his partner and expects him to get the puck out. Why do you think he was so incompetent with Gryba but looked less incompetent with Oesterle?
Reminder that Griffin "the Bust" Reinhart will not
>play more than 41 games in the NHL this year
>make the opening night roster
>be able to clear the puck from his zone with causing a turnover
>be protected in the expansion draft
>be claimed in the expansion draft
Screencap this
>>69466782
capped. You underestimate the injury bug.
>>69466505
The closest player on the Blackhawks he resembles is a Hjarmalsson. Defensively responsible with minimal offensive upside. He reminds me more of a Boychuck though.
That's the benefit of having a balanced pairing. You think Oesterle can retrive the puck from the corners or battle guys parking in-front of the net? Everyone has a role.
>rags
>>69467056
>balanced pairing meme
Oh yeah, I remember the great successes of Peckham-Gilbert and then Smid-Petry. Speaking of Smid, did you know that as a 20 year old rookie Smid had more goals than Reinhart has points in his entire NHL career?
>hjalmarsson
While he isn't the most offensively capable guy, Hjalmarsson still has two 20 assists season. Reinhart would be lucky to hit 20 points.
>boychuk
Because it took him 8 years to make the NHL?
>>69467415
>be best team in conference
>get dominated in both series vs the worst team in the league
>-30 run difference vs the twins
>rags
>>69462624
>tfw only one playoff appearance since cucking the Oilels
Cup rematch when?
>>69467829
>Balanced pairing meme
Paul Coffey and Charlie Huddy beg to differ.
Hjalmarsson also plays on a powerhouse team. Griffin doesn't have that luxury in the slightest. Point differentials need to be taken within context.
I meant playstyle wise if it wasn't obvious.
>>69468218
>Paul Coffey and Charlie Huddy beg to differ.
>nothing has changed since the 80s
I bet you think there's nothing wrong with lefty-lefty pairings
>I meant playstyle wise if it wasn't obvious.
Moroz's playstyle is Lucic but since he is worse in every way it doesn't matter. Similarly, Reinhart may play similar to Hjalmarsson but since he lacks the skills to do so at the NHL level it's irrelevant.
>>69440572
B E A N
>>69462624
>>69468037
I like the oilels and I feel if we cucked them out of a cup again they'd hate us.
>>69462149
i need hokki
>samefagging redditer forcing jon """"""memes"""""
>>69469084
Now THIS is a good meme. Carolina seems to know how to meme, too bad he doesn't post as much.
>>69469633
Glad you enjoy my memes
>>69469084
No Oilers fans hate the canes.Two underdog teams battling for the cup was the GOAT 2000's cup matchup.
>>69469633
carolina is a mememaster. but the cause is surprisingly obvious if you step back and think. what is the most famous dish from carolina? pulled pork. who doesn't eat pork? muslims. what is finland and sweden fool of? muslims. therefore muslims are not mememasters but carolinaers are.
i dont know why canada and most of america is shit at menes though
>>69439512
My friends sister slept with Joffrey Lupul, she said his penis is really small.
>>69470525
i lived in medicine hat when lupul and bowmeester were there
lupul was well known in the bar scene as an asshole and essentially forced a radio dj to quit his job and leave town
i was also there when boogard made his debut for the tigers and got his ass kicked by some manlet
good times
>>69469084
We don't really think about you other than lusting after Faulk
>yfwcwlsdhcc
Why do we hate him?
>>69472241
he played for the debbies
>>69472241
fat fuck with no class
fat fuck who gets butthurt easily (see: sean avery, running to st louis)
fat fuck who cheats with his teammates wives
fat fuck
>>69472241
trap babby
Fucked his sister in law
made the debbies draft his bust kid
In general your typical frog faggot like MSL
>>69472349
this. why do all the frog nhl players such butthurt babies and generally terrible people? (brodeur, MSL, Souray, riberio, drouin ect ect ect)
>>69472349
He fucked his sister in law? Seriously?
>>69462434
rare OC here
>>69472395
>Souray
He's not a frog m8
>>69472395
Almost all French Canadian "men" are total diva queers. They used to be bad ass (Richard) and gentlemanly (beliveau, lafleur) but somewhere along the way they developed a superiority complex and now pretty much all of them are unlikeable shitters
>>69472458
His wife's brothers wife
good morrow ice hockey enthusiasts
>>69472664
>>69472458
And has now been married to her for decades. Definitely an adulterous degenerate, but have been worse.
>>69466020
I hope they have pizza in heaven.
>>69466020
"dubs checkem"
">rags"
i get why the oilers havent signed pulju to his elc yet, waiting for his knee injury to heal first, but why hasnt auspic signed yet? is lou being a greedy kike over bonuses again?
>>69473479
lou is a dogshit GM
>>69473479
The short answer is "yes" and the long answer is "of course, you meme loving faggot."
>mfw matthews had zero(0) points during the prospect scrimmage, including missing on a penalty shot
>mfw last year mcdavid had 5 goals without even trying
>>69473598
the toronto prospects aren't quite as dogshit at oilcucks though tbphafamwy(lbor)
>>69473642
>laffs
>defensive prospects
buston is a BUST nigger
>>69473642
lmfao did you see who the laffs drafted after bustthews? even deluded laffers were having a hard time defending the picks
My face in the event of the Oilers seizing the cup
