NYG:Will Tye 'caught everything' this offseason
MIA:Dion Jordan 50/50 to make final roster?
KC:Chiefs, Berry have not made much progress
DEN:Broncos submit improved offer to Von Miller
NYJ:Muhammad Wilkerson and Jets still not talking
BUF:Sammy Watkins (foot) running in straight line
CHI:Report: Bears, Jeffery not confident in deal
WAS:PFT: No Cousins deal before July 15 deadline
FA:Report: Philadelphia will host 2017 Draft
BUF:Pennsylvania AG's office drops McCoy case
NYJ:Powell will see 'major touches' this season?
PIT:Wheaton entering final season with Steelers?
Raiders reporting in
>>69405299
Texans, present
>Pup memes
Who /pokemon go/ here?
>>69405394
>>69405386
faget
>>69405402
Snek pls leaf
>your team
>your age
>best moment last year
>favorite food/drink
Raiders
21
Broncos upset in Denver
Pork Chops and Rootbeer
>leader of the xehawks
>literally has a wife's son
>wife's son is named after the dad
you can't make this shit up
>>69405524
>Eagles
>27
>Winning at Cowboys in OT
>Pizza and Coke
>>69405455
Sup, bottom boi
>>69405602
I miss Finnegan. At least we were known for something other than blowing ass when we had a bunch of scrappy "dirty" players.
>>69405658
He was scrappy, alright, I'll give him that.
Hey, maybe if Mariota can stay healthy this year, you guys might accomplish something. And I don't mean that sarcastically.
>>69405689
I want to see them succeed. I really do. I also want them to become the Oilers again, but I know that probably won't happen.
>>69405394
you know, vikings didn't wear those gay ass helmets
>>69405729
Not unless the Texans franchise bombs financially.
>>69405791
you know, your dad shouldve worn one of those those gay ass condoms
>>69405792
I didn't want them to move back to Houston. It just want them to use the Oilers' logos and uniforms.
>>69405820
Ah. I misunderstood. My apologies.
>Its another drunk before the sun is down episode
>>69406137
>Drinking before the sun comes down
>>69406239
At least when I'm feeling drunk I'm feeling something.
I also just noticed I have the Raiders and Jest game recorded for some reason, maybe I'll watch it.
>>69406304
I lol at still.
>>69405402
Who team /datbirdindanorf/ here?
What would be your face if you found out there would be an All-Texas Owl?
>>69406916
>>69406916
I wouldn't have a face because it won't happen.
>>69405544
>mfw the baby's name is literally, actually "Future"
wew
>>69406991
Damn this guys is too smart to even entertain a hypothetical in the middle of the offseason. Thank you for bearing the burden of your superior intellect so plebs like the rest of us herw on 4chan may follow your guiding light and superior wisdom
>>69406916
>>69407080
We doin' this?
>>69405299
My team stays out of the headlines yet again! No news is good news in the NFL offseason!
>tfw you remember that your team's mascot and aesthetic are pretty based
man it feels good to be a buccaneer
>his team is an animal
>>69408379
I know that feel too. No bad blood between pirate bros.
>his city doesn't have a football team
>he doesn't have anyone to root for
>>69408608
>His team collapses whenever there are expectations
>>69408608
But my state has a football team. Actually every state I ever lived in had a team.
>>69408608
>His team has averaged .500 as long as he's been alive
>>69408741
Healthy Romo and Dez this year along with Elliot, bitch. 19-0 this year. Tony finally getting his ring.
>>69408862
You should do stand-up.
>>69408862
>19-0
>>69408379
>>69408426
I get the raiders saying this but how can you sleep when the busc don't wear the creamsicle unis every game BAKA
>>69408862
>>69409023
Fuck off with your Oakland 2-14's.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Oakland_Raiders_season
>>69409084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yh1DyvTuDA
>>69409009
I get kind of sad when I don't see those unis.
>>69408862
post NFL related things.
GO
>>69409418
>>69409418
>>69409418
>>69409523
wait, not the webm
>>69409466
>>69409690
>>69409762
>>69409806
>>69409848
>>69409848
I cannot think of a single more clutch play in the history of the Super Bowl than that.
>>69409893
>>69409466
gah...
Not a cowshits fan but that just had to hurt
>>69409955
>>69409009
>>69409361
At the time everyone hated those uniforms. They've just become nostalgic and retro
>>69409987
I always kinda felt sorry for Romo. To have talent and to love the game like he does, only for it to hurt him every time.
>>69410043
>>69410108
>>69410108
That game was honestly the best chance the Bengals had of winning a playoff game. All they had to do was stay calm and not chimp out and they couldn't.
>>69410165
>>69410221
>Bengals
>Not Chimping Out
Not until Burfict retires or gets traded after another suspension
>>69410317
who the fuck is 20 and why isn't he helping on that contain
>>69410046
Dude, the busc were very good for part of the time they wore those officially. Those unis used to instill fear. C'mon son...
>>69410400
>>69410515
alright im out of shit
>>69410544
eat a dick fag face
Why is everyone so obsessed with the Cowboys?
Who's gonna shine at your team's practice week?
> Ridgeway and Mathis both shine at pass rush
>>69410400
idk ask a raidnigger
How do you fix this shit?
>>69410881
discipline your fucking chimps
>>69410881
move to another city, change the name
have the league create the "expansion bengals" and you should get an Owl in 5 years or so
>>69410232
Who was he reacting too?
Is it weird that Vinny Testaverde was my favorite QB growing up?
>>69405402
Already lost 10 pounds senpai
>>69410881
Get a qb with a soul>>69410881
>>69405402
S3 galaxy won't do it, the one time I wish my phone would update, it won't do it.
>>69411662
found a pidgey and a zubat at starbucks today before the server went down again MFW
There are
>115792089237316195423570985008687907853269984665640564039457584007913129639936
Possible outcomes to the regular season
>>69411956
Prove it.
>>69411956
And none of them involve the cowboys winning it all
>>69411986
oh fuck you
>>69411956
I'm interested to know how you came up with that number.
>>69412056
Wouldn't it be 3^256 ?
>>69412056
>>69411971
It's the number of total game (32*16)/2) being 256
Then 2^256
I did the same with NBA and MLB, baseball is
>318 338 718 367 678 578 650 999 132 273 435 515 139 060 697 782 127 453 391 204 688 944 983 123 482 391 720 256 787 304 495 936 944 082 778 394 939 805 353 942 116 599 894 961 215 450 284 731 179 823 827 793 070 247 623 472 706 726 307 892 568 870 473 511 289 757 960 461 188 384 874 856 839 891 593 591 819 616 728 693 487 721 643 329 966 981 014 446 978 586 184 006 388 391 647 781 968 207 384 940 276 639 108 990 566 568 097 346 501 603 122 350 994 473 134 438 973 208 904 308 173 054 737 550 742 628 529 356 225 575 806 552 696 382 654 330 442 973 142 631 075 558 237 230 952 963 602 896 540 321 508 591 364 290 506 430 086 125 378 041 593 153 099 814 150 628 258 555 394 157 165 913 179 956 727 787 060 638 516 871 048 581 034 464 375 837 267 714 475 850 336 283 915 501 062 173 166 643 839 888 802 393 683 307 731 955 047 261 782 839 926 904 760 126 513 888 718 166 044 420 787 191 595 616 090 892 625 421 125 040 927 585 306 645 552 598 454 629 779 121 684 636 237 824
>>69412121
Oh shit, I didn't count ties
So it be 3^256 or
>139008452377144732764939786789661303114218850808529137991604824430036072629766435941001769154109609521811665540548899435521
Still makes me laugh...
https://streamable.com/8fnu
>>69412121
>>69412122
I was thinking much more in depth, like how each player would do, and what factors affect the game, game by game, not just W/L
>>69412343
You could take the total number of players as an exponent to the number of options you rate each player as, like a 0-100 rating scale on their performance, so 101^(number of total players) or just starters if that makes more sense.
>>69412377
what??
>>69412377
>>69412688
Whoa, been a while since I've seen you guys.
>>69410400
DELET THIS
>>69413282
Whoa, calm down nigga. I'm just glad to see you again.
>>69413282
I dont think I was ever really elite, not like you or sneak
Aaron Rodgers the QB on the other hand is still at the peak of football elitedom
IF you were going to the USA to watch a game and get to know the NFL, which city should you go to?
>>69413887
nobody's going to give you a straight answer to that
allthough Green Bay is a super small city that is literally centered around football
Will certain players like Von Miller, Keuchly, etc spend the rest of their career on their respective teams or will we one day see them become free agents and go somewhere else?
What big names could we see move to different teams in the future?
>>69414335
Thank you
>>69413887
Dude. Hit Opening night in Minneapolis. In September, Minneapolis is one of the most beautiful places to be on Earth.
Brand new US Bank Stadium, rivalry game against the Packers... that's the place to be.
>>69413887
In terms of a city's strongest ties to their team, I'd say you've got
>Green Bay
>Detroit
>Philly
>Dallas
>Miami
Honestly, couldn't tell you, I'd go to a Pats game in any city in full Pats getup though.
>>69414991
>strongest ties to their team
>Miami
>bandwagon capital of the world
OK, trying again
Credits to PFR
Duplicate post
>>69415118
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also,
>not counting playoff W-L for coaches
This one better read
>>69415275
Someone posted something about worst records last night then I started this, and kept going, and FUCK
>>69410881
You can't. If that playoff game wasn't proof of a god-sent curse, I don't know what is. There is no hope
NFCN
>>69415118
>>69415182
>>69415224
>>69415291
>>69415375
>>69415447
You need to make these into tables, with the categories on the left and the teams on the top. It'd be way easier to read and more aesthetic that way too.
These actually started out small tidbits in .txt format for quick copy n pasting, then I realised they ended up over the 2000 character limit
>>69405524
>Lions
>19
>winning at Lambeau
>orange juice and swedish fish combo
>>69415543
Another time, unless you want to and credit me?
>>69405524
Dolphins
26
41 point half against the texans
Cheese steak egg rolls
>>69409893
hehehe. I remember this. classic.
Note : 1982 season not counted because of the Strike, pre-merger (1970) seasons were not counted either
>>69415553
Not sure what you're doing. Does it matter if any of the info is correct?
>>69415833
Its just for fun, everything is up to date too
>>69415889
Literally Sneak-tier autism
>>69415823
no one cares, we can literally just look this up on football reference
>>69416029
I care, it gives me something to do until FUCKING PRE-SEASON
>>69405524
>Carolina
>20
>either Week 5 against the Seahawks or 38-0 against the Falcons
>pizza
>>69415889
how many owl appearances have the vikes had?
>>69416311
0-4, 1969,1973-1974,1976
>>69415447
>Chi
>Best Defense : 1986(!?)
What did he mean by this?
>>69416377
statistically they were better than the 85 season, but they lost their qb.
>>69416311
I just realised that mistake, 0-4 in owls >>69416372
>>69416377
>>69416451
>>69416311
Its a well known fact /NFL/ doesn't count appearances unless it was a win
>>69416708
Explain 18-1
>>69416774
18-1 is a rare exception
>>69405386
Texcunts will never see a ship
Post way too early playoff predictions
1. Pats
2. Denver
3. Pittsburgh
4. Oakland
5. Chiefs
6. Jets
1. Panthers
2. Cards
3. Hawks
4. Giants
5. Redskins
6. Vikings
>>69417147
Good post
>>69417152
I don't think the Raiders will win the division, switch us up with the Chiefs.
>>69417152
Lol how are Hawks/Cards 2 and 3
>>69417152
Not bad
1. Bengals
2. Colts
3. Patriots
4. Broncos
5. Raiders
6. Bills/Steelers/Ravens
1. Cardinals
2. Packers
3. Giants
4. Panthers
5. Seahawks
6. Cowboys/Saints
6 seeds for both divisions too hard to call imo. Will likely come down to which teams have less major injuries before week 1 for me
>>69417359
I personally think it's a little optimistic to put the Bills as a sixth seed, but stranger teams have made the playoffs.
>>69417359
>bills
>ravens
>cowboys
>saints
Lol what the fuck
>>69417359
You really think the Colts will have that good of a season?
>>69417359
The fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
I'm eating a box of Berger cookies I picked up from Baltimore a couple of days ago.
>>69417481
The packers will just barely meet 500 but lose in the WC
>>69417566
Dubs confirms
>>69417481
based on what?
their schedule is weak, their division is one of the worst in the nfl and they lost their #1 wr last year and still had 10 wins.
>>69405299
vikings area too big on map
>>69417462
Bills could take the East this year. They have a ton of talent throughout their roster but their secondary just couldn't come together despite Stephon Gilmore and Ronald Darby playing out of their minds at times in 2015
Brady out those first 4 games including one of the Patriots-Bills games could give them a nice head start on the season. Kyle Williams back healthy is a huge bonus too
>>69417463
If I had to pick right now I'd go with Steelers and Cowboys for each 6 seed but I do think It's close between those teams I mentioned
>>69417479
Definitely. The media shilling for all these so called "contenders" in the AFC South are fucking delusional. Jags had a pretty good draft and FA but they still have a young QB and a horrible coaching staff so they aren't winning shit. Titans aren't going anywhere with Munchak and the Texans still have too many holes in their roster to compete with the Colts when Luck is healthy
Colts had an outstanding draft and Luck will carry them to 10+ wins
>>69417481
I wish lel
>>69417699
they could go 9-7 but the fudge packers always lose one or two they should win. The division being weak doesn't matter when the kitties and cubs still manage to split the games with them
>>69417755
not really
>>69418013
but they split with their whole division last year and still went 10-6
i dont like the packers but it's pretty delusional to say they'll suddenly struggle to break even when they've had 7 straight winning seasons. not impossible but i'll believe it when i see it.
Can somene make up so e headlines, I'm tired of doing it and need a laugh
>>69418308
>PIT:Ben Roethlisberger arrested following incident at bed store
>>69409955
literally the most meaningless catch in the history of the nfl
it was defensive pi, ball would've been placed at the one anyways, that's as good as the touchdown. it was a game they lost. they didn't go to the playoffs.
seriously that catch was a fucking meaningless fluke
>>69418086
10-6 is a reasonable guess for the butt packers
They could very well drop both games vs the vikes and that would be 9-7
If they spaghetti just one game that they should "definitely win" that makes them 8-8
It's not that far off dude...
>>69418308
>Manziel a late add in camp as a #3 after Romo shatters his collarbone in 17 places
>>69418575
life is a meaningless fluke
>>69405524
>stoolers
>25
>wild card game
>chicken takka masala
>>69405524
vikings
22
kicking the fudge packers dicks in week 17
taco bowls from Trump Tower
>>69405524
Ravens
21
Sweeping the stoolers with Ryan Mallett at QB
Lamb Chops/A&W Cream Soda
>>69405524
Raiders
21
Mack sack attack
Honey chipotle chicken crispers from Chili's and Dr. Pepper.
>>69418824
Well its a good thing, this wasn't dropped
>>69420114
:-(
>>69409762
why did the official chunk his hat at the guy lol
>>69420438
If an official cannot throw his penalty flag or if it is already thrown and another penalty occurs, he can throw his hat for the same effect.
>>69405524
49ers
21
Gucci Blaine shredding the Falcons (HAHAHAHAHA)
pizza
>>69405524
>your age
Obvious data collection yet retards still feed
>>69405402
I stopped after finding a corpse.
Fug
>>>/b/693894030
First to reply decides what team we make fun of
Like oh god damn, that's the bitch that I want
Oh god damn, diamonds all on my fronts,
Like 7 AM I was fucking your love,
11 AM, you took that bitch right to brunch
>>69421638
Whiners
>>69421977
>Niners
>Goobert
>>69405524
>naners
>20
>Week 1(again)
>Lobster
Will he redeem himself?
>>69422900
He won't last half the season
>>69423290
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>69423290
wo this girl is fine, my 5 inch cock wouldn't stand a chance
>>69423290
Not bad, fake me.
Playoff predictions
Patriots
Texans
Chiefs
Pittsburg
Denver
Baltimore
NFc
Seattle
Greenbay
Carolina
cowboys
Vikings
Arizona
>>69423461
I'm guessing the seeds are in no particular order.
>>69405524
>bears
>18
>beating the packers at lambeau
>pizza and water
>>69423422
how does it feel that you have been here so long that people are creating faux sneaks?
>>69423749
Eh, I don't really care. There's been fake sneaks since like 2010 lol. They come and go.
>>69423817
I did at one point then I kept changing my name.
I want to cum inside Jimena Sanchez
>>69423817
Fuck off, imposter
>>69423877
>>69417152
that's not how playoff seeding works
>>69405386
Nice pic
>>69424105
>>69405524
Eagles
19
Firing chip(happened during the season so it counts tbqhwy.fmalm)
A nice ribeye steak and water
>>69405524
>BRONCOS
>22
>Superb Owl
>Pulled Pork and Sierra Nevada
>>69408379
>Pirates
>Anything but sea niggers
Pick one
Literally an animal team
>>69405455
I keep trying to make Oni in Madden and it won't save, what do?
15th for Vikings
>tfw southern Illinois cucks can finally stop supporting the team formerly known as the St. Louis rams
Come home and join your elite northern Illinois bears brethren
>>69405524
>iggles
> 27
>upsetting the Pats
>Hawaiian pizza and Not Your Father's root beer
>>69417359
>Bengals number 1 seed
Mercy... I can't handle this
>>69426916
that food looks fucking disgusting
>>69418308
NYG: Eli Set To Miss Start Of Training Camp For Jury Duty; "Some Things Are Bigger Than Football"
>>69436235
fucking vegan
>>69405524
>Ravens
>23
>Bengals chimping out and costing themselves the playoff game to allow the postseason curse to live on
>Lasagne and Sex on the Beach
>>69418308
BUF: Rex Ryan to grow out his hair and goatee for this season; Rob Ryan to cut his hair and goatee.
>>69426916
Those are some phat rolls. Chicago does know phat rolls pretty well.
>>69434510
>AFC Championship
>Bengals vs Browns
>MFW
>>69426916
'go style 'za
is shit tier
as well as that steak sandwich and hot dog
even the football team is trash
why don't Chicagoans kill themselves more their suicide rate Is surprisingly low?
the niggers get to them first?
>>69414970
>tfw looked her up to see if her nipples are naturally that high up
not >>>>>>>our year
>>69415182
>tfw best win percentage in the division
>tfw the fucking Browns have the same win percentage as Shittsburgh
>>69415182
>>69437547
Also
>Browns existing for 68 years and their top QB for passing yards has been topped by Based Flacco
>>69436552
Underrated post
>>69437547
I wish I loved gummy bears as much as Joe did.
>>69437427
Yeah I'm not a fan of fake honkers
I wouldn't kick her outta bed tho...
>>69405524
pats
21
gwd @ giants or swinging gate
snapper fish and arnold palmer
So I'm looking to get Gamepass this year and was wondering how it works? For example, if there's a set amount of devices you can have it on, stuff like that. And can you get away with sharing it, like you can with NetFlix and others? A friend of mine also wants to get it, so it'd be Based if we could just share it and split the cost
>>69405524
>your team
>your age
>best moment last year
>favorite food/drink
chiefs
24
manning's shitty game to break a record
katsu curry / Sapporo beer
Post YFW the Raiders win the Owl
>>69439702
I like katsu. Its very hard to find someone who makes it very well here.
>>69439950
Is that supposed to be Mark Davis?
>>69439995
yes
Steelers are a shoe-in to take the north.
That is all.
Reminder that the Falcons will make the playoffs and Matt Ryan will throw 40+ TD's
>>69440433
Possible.
>>69440442
I want to believe.
>>69440536
/spee/ pretends to hate Matt Ryan but they are secretly tsundere for him
>Its another drunk before the sun is down episode
I went back and watched the Raiders/Stoolers game again, this shit is still fucking pissing me off. Fuck you Latavius Murray.
>>69440596
You need to watch your drinking man.
>>69440596
>tfw bought a bottle of Gentleman Jack last night and got completely shitfaced
>check the bottle today
>there's maybe 1/4 left
Seriously need to slow down
>>69406916
>>69440637
Well Carr did stuff like me until his hot Christian wife got him to start going to Church. That is what I need.
>>69440702
Does anyone else get disgusted by Jack Daniels? I read that it is made with corn syrup or something and it makes a lot of people feel sick. I literally cannot drink it and am mistaken for a pussy because of it.
>>69440808
I prefer my Pappy Van Winkle.
>>69440808
I don't feel sick, so long as I get plenty of water in be before so I don't get hung over. Plus Gentleman Jack is much smoother and less sour than regular No.7 Jack.
>>69440862
Maybe I'll try it. I usually just drink vodka anyway because it gives me my desired state of mind faster. I just think I don't like whiskey in general.
>>69440719
Christ look at that little shit's head?
It's like an orange on top of a tooth pick!
It has it's own fucking weather system. That bitches twat must be like a cave entrance.
>>69441046
>That bitches twat must be like a cave entrance.
Seeing as how she fucked Carr before giving birth, odds are it was wrecked before that.
>AAAAHH NO MR. MILLER! PLEASE DON'T SACK ME! MR. GOODELL PLEASE GET HIM OFF OF ME! PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK!
What did Cam "MVP" Newton perhaps mean by this statement?
>>69441099
Really?
It's not enough that you spend a lot of time on /sp/ posting as not only a tripfag but also a raiders fan
but now you're making posts about how big Carr's dick is?
Are you sure you wanna be that guy?
>>69441404
Whom art thou quoting?
>>69441460
>Not defending the size of your quarterback's penis
>>69440596
Carr was great that game though
>>69442015
Dude that's going overboard.
>Week 16 red zone on NFL network
Who else here /comfy/ as hell reliving last season and getting ready for 2016 Season?
>>69442802
I'm always comfy.
>>69443042
What about that one time you weren't?
>>69443231
That never happened. That was another version. I've always been comfy because I've never done anything wrong.
Who /Hamburger Helper/ here?
>>69444091
Here
Philly cheesesteak is GOAT
