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UFC 200 stream link: findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
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7/9: UFC 200 - Tate vs Nunes [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
get hyped lads
Brendan Schaub THE god
First for Condit
Anderson will win
be real
BORK SMASH
FINAL EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>The average /heem/ poster is a 5'9" and under manlet white male who weighs between 180 - 200 lbs.
REALLY makes you think. So you're all pretty much Big Pigg clones. Are you also balding?
>>69404245
cheers for the stream link m8
Haha, great thread Sir.
>>69404299
>white
>johny hendricks
In Schaub we trust
>>69404260
Schaub Bless
>tfw heem is 80% balding obese manlet virgins
>>69404316
Hendricks has Dutch, German, and Native American Otoe tribe ancestry.[61][62]
I'll sit here and see Northcutt destroy my nigga.
>>69404260
>>69404334
not championship material
>>69404335
you finally found a group of people you can get along with
>>69404245
Based stream
thanks lad
>>69404294
fuck sage youve got a fight tonight get out the bath
>>69404357
I think you'd be surprised.
>>69404360
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69404335
damn Samar bringing the yoga fire
>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>69404347
>dutch and german blood
>manlet
what went wrong
>>69404368
I'm not surprised, motherfucker!
Can you name one single fighter who's had a bigger drop off since USADA than this man?
>>69404282
>no Eugene
>no king Nate
Dropped
>>69404387
Too much venison.
>>69404368
You're right, shlub winning a belt would be very surprising.
>>69404386
EDT = east coast of US
PDT = west coast of US
BST = british time
>>69404397
>when the chemo hits
>>69404365
DO NOT PROVOKE SAGE YOU MERE MORTAL.
>>69404397
Str8 outta Munchausen
>>69404386
So I told that teachin' lady, the only three letters I need to know are C E T
>>69404386
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
Here's a countdown timer m8
EMBEDDED IS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>>69404397
Thats just painfull to watch man, damn.
>>69404386
in 14 minutes the earliest prelims start
>>69404386
Its not our fault nobody cares about siberian time zones, Artyom.
>>69404397
Jesus it looks like they just dragged some random office worker out of his cubicle
>>69404397
>Hendricks in my parlay
H-he'll hydrate, right?
>>69404435
You're off by an hour, dummy
>>69404387
otoe tribe ancestry
>>69404455
don't worry he's got that secret hamburger tech
>>69404465
fuck
The designated tea break is officially:
The Sage Northcutt fight
>>69404397
someone explain
>>69404455
He's in Vegas. By the time he gets to the octagon, he'll have pure bacon grease flowing through his veins.
We're gonna see a new level of Pigg Rigg.
>>69404501
He missed the weight.
International fight week is ravaging my body, rarely felt worse than this
>>69404427
>Silva weighed in at 198
>Fighting a guy who could barely make 205
This is pride levels of freakshow
>>69404500
but thats not the wmma fight
>>69404511
206*
>>69404245
based stream lad
When' is the Yuka Kinoshita x DC crossover happening? She already did one with epic meal time guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhEHf2v53LY
>>69404501
he drained his weight but not enough (he's forced to lost pay over 0.25lbs off the mark) the fact he couldn't drop that little extra and the way he's fucking shaking indicate he is on the brink of fucking dying
>>69404509
>not being a NEET who can adjust his sleeping patterns for UFC
>anderson silva could be the ufc heavyweight champion of the world within 12 hours
FINAL STRAWPOLLS!
>Do you have a beard?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707835
>Are you balding?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707813
>Have you ever had a gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707852
>Do you trane?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707870
>Have you ever done the naughty?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707886
>>69404511
Reminder that Fedor fought Hong man choi in his prime
>>69404555
It's not for the title you goof.
>tfw need to get up at 8am tomorrow
thats its boys im not going to sleep
I have to trane at 8am and then go work
will I survive this
>>69404245
make sure you include that stream in the game thread, im leaving and coming back for the main fight
>>69404511
Iirc Hendo weigh in similarly for his fight with DC. I think thats a fair indicator of how this will go. Silva is extremely unpredictable though...
>>69404553
I'm on holiday, I tried and failed, on 8 hours of sleep out of the last 72 hours, my insides scream
HAVE THE PRELIMS STARTED YET LADS?
I'M SO HYPE
>>69404540
Didn't the doctors tell her to stop eating so much shit already?
Claudia really just played womanhug yesterday didn't she?
>>69404565
DONT VOTE IN THESE POLLS ITS A SHILL TRYING TO GET OUR INFO
1 FUCKING BONG
>>69404583
Does it matter
Guys UFC 200 starts in just a little bit
its here
>>69404578
i'm not making the gamethread goof
the british guy handles those
>>69404540
You know, I get why its a fetish, but watching people eat does nothing for me,
>>69404568
if he wins does he get a legit title shot while jones is out?
>>69404568
Cormier also isnt the heavyweight champ you goof
>>69404545
He's losing 20k minimum over a quarter of a pound. That is how fucking lazy that fat shit is. He'd rather give up a decent car or a down payment on a condo or something than work off a goddamn value menu burger patty.
>>69404555
Thanks doc
>>69404609
she's going to die
Daily Reminder to:
>train gi 3x per week
>do lots of cardio
>box at an actual boxing gym
>>69404609
me likes
>tfw after tonight it'll be another 6-7 years till UFC 300
>Tate almost missed weight
kek what a whore
>>69404609
disgusting
>>69404397
Hendricks' team said the shaking is a wrestling weigh in thing. Supposedly it makes you a little lighter on the scale.
>>69404600
ess normal
>>69404645
>Implying we won't reach UFC 300 by 2018
>>69404625
You know, I kinda feel like DC could probably beat stipe
>>69404628
Yup. I love him but it's ridiculous. Can't wait to see how he handles middleweight lol
>>69404545
>>69404628
Didn't dana say if hendricks missed weight one more time he was gonna force him to go up a division?
>>69404648
you sound like a sexist shitlord
Reminder that Brock is a traitor to our great nation.
>>69404645
>Another 7 years till we see Brock again
ahh speaka the portaguesa
>>69404645
you did not take into account the increase of events every year between ufc 100 and 200
Gadelha won Round 3 how did people not see that
>>69404693
Uuh that's japanese bro
>>69404692
pretty sure brock will be dead by then
hes on zyzz/kimbo levels of roids
>>69404609
Why can't asian people be normal?
Jesus christ, they can't even eat food properly.
Also, the state of those fucking teeth.
>>69404704
we had eyes
>>69404691
is he autistic?
>>69404682
Yes he did.
>>69404680
Rockhold, Jacare, Romero, Wideman, Bisbong.
He's fucked.
>>69404691
Worst tattoos in the UFC
>>69404720
hes redneck, which is like the opposite of autism
Why doesnt big rigg just go full bald, never understood balding men who bother keeping hair. First sign of balding on myself i shaved it all off
>Mfw if /heem/ was a person they'd be Johny Hendricks
1 bong lads
>>69404737
It's a beautiful cock, u twat
>>69404619
can he ko'ed Demetrius Johnson?
>>69404691
why would he do this
>>69404669
From what I understand his boxing simply hasn't reached that level, hence why no one thought he would beat Jon.
But I see it definitely being competitive.
>>69404752
>implying I'm not Roy Nelson
>>69404455
consider your parlay firmly in JUST territory
>>69404752
we beat GSP lads. heem is the greatest.
>>69404766
cause hes a cunt
>>69404334
post yfw you let a commentator talk you out of pursuing your dream.
keto cucks
>>69404245
stream lagged a bit, but watchable
>>69404704
oh yeah bro those wall and stalls were def dangerous compared to the combos joanna was dishing out
>>69404245
>you will never be the little spoon to his big spoon
life is suffering
are you watching the fights with your gf?
>unironically putting your money in the hands of bigg pigg
>>69404788
are you kidding. sage would DEMAND little spoon. hes the definition of little spoon
>>69404795
Yep
>>69404282
AHHH
>>69404795
with my granddad though
>>69404766
$$$$$
He may look like a meathead but he has good bussiness sense
>>69404752
we'd be Rin
>>69404795
yeah, she's playing right now on my other monitor
>>69404795
>heem with Girls
that would be the worst experience ever
55 bings until heemmas lads.
>>69404691
Best heel in the business.
>people actually think the jungle chimp won any of the last three
>people actually think there weren't 10-8s
see through or just sheen?
>>69404766
He's been living Canada for a few years now
>>69404752
we are Jon Jones
>>69404795
Nope, but if we're hanging out during a fight card I'll turn it on for bouts that I think would be entertaining for her (i.e. high chance of KO, spicy banger). She's always really sweet about it and asks a lot of questions and sides with whichever fighter I'm pulling for.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707993
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707993
actually heem related poll for once
>>69404691
he shit talked canada as a third world nation so much when he was sick lel
>>69404282
>Tfw will never watch fights with Frankie Edgar and some screaming New Jersey guido manlets in tank tops
Why live?
>>69404824
Having watched the last 2 cards with my girlfriend, I can resoundingly confirm that watching MMA with women is annoying as fuck.
>>69404737
>>69404719
>>69404787
two takedowns and she rocked JJ
>>69404299
5'11" Hispanic male here. I weigh 175
>>69404310
Same lad fuck
>>69404895
CHICANOOOOOOOOO
>tfw UFC 200 is hours away
I want to watch it right now! Maybe if I sleep it'll get here sooner.
>>69404895
CHI
>>69404714
kek weebs BTFO
>>69404909
Ya tu sabes
>>69404879
There's something very satisfying about someone like Bork or Ubereem getting fucked up by someone like Cain or Hunt
>>69404913
>people who don't use a picture
>>69404913
>you now realise some autist has entered every possible outcome on here and will screencap the one that turns out to be right
if Miesha is ever over the weight, she can always take her tits off
>>69404947
*out
>>69404795
I can be your gf tonight ;)
Guys, how do you feel about Anderson Silva defending his belt successfully for 11 times and then loose that way against Weidman twice, not being able to win a fight since then? How can you go from the best to nothing so quick?
>>69402659
>literally being a 189er
>>69404913
ooh boy here we go
>>69404839
round 3 was close
I found Aldo's deviantart page
>>69404947
>Hello doc? Yes I need an emergency breast reduction ASAP
>>69404260
I haven't been on /heem/ in a while... making my return for Based Bork...
when did Schaub become a meme?
45 BINGS
I REPEAT
45 BINGS
WERE IS THE HYPE?
>>69404913
yes, my ironic picks are locked in
>>69404955
post feet
>>69404888
Checked
And holy fuck that lion...
>>69404509
Bottle o Bushmills does the job
>>69404969
schaubs been a meme for like a year, shortly after he got btfo by rogan a couple autists decided he was their god
>>69404969
He's not. A few autists just force it.
what do you think he's doing right now?
>>69404956
>all these people saying he hasn't won a fight since
>beat nick diaz
>fight got overturned cause he popped but seriously who fucking cares
>implying everybody else isn't on PEDs and just hasn't been caught yet
>Not to mention, unironically beat Bisping via rd 3 KO
Anyone has the stream page? I forgot to bookmark mine
>>69404999
cocaine
>>69404999
Steroids
>>69404975
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>69404999
Cocaine
>>69404999
coke
>>69404999
cocaine
Can Shaw beat Lesnar in the cage?
>>69404975
Why would there be hype? There's like one non meme fight on the entire card
Does clinching against the fence give you much of an advantage in terms of how the round is scored?
>>69404959
>garlic brad
>>69404999
cocaine senpai
>>69404890
Funny how you complainers would always brush over Claudia's near K.O in the first fight.
Shoe on the other foot yeah?
>>69405007
>unironically beat Bisping via rd3 KO
He didn't, sorry you're stupid!
>>69405032
""""""""""""""octagon control"""""""""""""""""
>>69404913
Hella picks right here!
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69405028
yes
>>69404991
>t. 189er
>>69405032
yeah cause you can slip the judges a cheeky fiver through the mesh
>>69404941
>every possible outcome
Impossible
Who is the best urban fighter?
>>69404991
>>69404994
ah, ok... He fucks up every joe rogan podcast I see him on with his comments.
>>69404956
>not being able to win a fight since
Well, he's had it really fucking rough though m8. His first loss against weidman was legit (even though he was fucking around, he still got KTFO). But his second loss wasn't a "loss" it was a freak injury. His won his fight vs Nick, but it was overturned. So again, he wasn't beaten. Lastly, if you don't think he got robbed against Bisping, you have a screw loose
is this the most butchered card in not only UFC history but in all fighting?
I really hate when people make statements without even thinking about what they are saying, just trying to sound like what they know what they are talking about
>>69405053
better add yourself bro
>>69405067
yes. fitting for the ufc desu. started off GOAT but slowly descended into JUST
>>69405007
Yeah but what about the Weidman's fights? How can he be beaten like that after 11 fucking title fights?
>>69405068
I bet I could take you down.
- Anderson to DC
>>69405068
>Take DC down.
it wasnt supposed to happen like this.
rory should have beat robbie lawler.
conor should have beaten rda and got a ww shot
rory should be headlining ufc 200
rory should have been the one to put the memer to rest
What is the UFC going to be valued at after tonight?
HOW DO I ACHIEVE THIS MODE?
>>69404913
Miesha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>you will never get to feel cormier take you down and give you his patented vacuum succ and pound
why live lads
>>69405065
>it was a freak injury
He was still getting BTFO during the fight, it's obvious Weidman was just a whole other level above him
>if you don't think he got robbed against Bisping, you have a screw loose
You're just fucking retarded then, clearly lost the first two, was losing the third until Herbal Dean fucked up yet again and snuck in a good knee
Yet somehow decided he was in the clear and let a punch drunk zombified Bisping shit all over him in the 4th round, but he won the 5th
It really is that simple for normal people
>>69405099
>rory
literally who?
Is Silva just showing up to get paid or will he actually try?
>>69404999
Molly and hookers
>>69404637
you forgot one thing
>>69405011
i feel ya pive
that stare-down
>>69405104
Eat enough beef to destroy your innards + steroids.
>>69405067
JON JONES VS DANIEL CORMIER
CONNOR MCGREGOR VS RAFAEL DOS ANJOS
BROKE LESNAR VS MAR CUNT
WOMEN
greatest card ever
here is the goofing png
>>69405108
too late
>>69405104
become a genetic freak
Something is odd with OP's stream link, anyone have a stream link?
>>69405104
roids, grow tall, get a shitty tattoo
hard mode to achieve to be fair
Miesha will be exposed again tonight lads
>>69405091
its not even that, of course the phrase taking DC down deserves its own green text, but its like his whole setence contradicts itself
Keep the fight standing... then take it to the ground.
Like, what? If he said keep the fight standing and avoid taking it to the ground, that would make sense.
>>69405119
>Is Silva just showing up to get paid
Yes
>will he actually try
I think he will and I don't think DC will go out of his way to humiliate him. It will look like light sparring, though I don't think he can beat DC even if he had a training camp.
>>69405119
>>69405119
probably just tries to survive
Injection site spotted lads
>>69405146
Vegas Dave bet $1 million on her
>>69405119
In the embeddeds he literally looks like he's just there to hang out and watch the fights. I wonder if he'll wear a t-shirt in the fight as well?
>>69405129
KEK the creepy dana slowly getting bigger and bigger in the background. at first i didnt notice him but then he was everywhere
>>69405068
kek, did silva ever even have a takedown heavy game?
>>69404565
>>Do you have a beard?
no
>>Are you balding?
no
>>Have you ever had a gf
yes
>>Do you trane?
no
>>Have you ever done the naughty?
yes
>>69405028
How would Big Show do in the Octagon?
>>69405146
I agree with this.
>>69405129
Why are womens staredowns always so cringy?
>>69405129
why didn't they kiss?
>>69405178
hed probably heem everyone in 1 punch
where the FUCK are the predictions? this is fucking unacceptable
I'll take over the job myself if that cuntbag doesn't deliver
>>69405099
oh oh the drinks are kicking in
>>69404600
jokes on them I'm not balding but shave my head anyway
try selling me conditioner now fucko
>>69405129
god ma dik
>>69405178
There's no super heavy division so...
>>69405068
I totally agree with this guy. Also, he needs to make sure he pressures DC, but keeps the distance. I think he should aim to stay in the clinch but mostly throw counters
>>69405178
How would Robert have done in MMA?
>>69404245
Why is it called heem?
what is the name of the dude who streams these fights..davetv, or edtv,, something like that ??
>based Hunt just repping a shirt on a wedding
I wonder if the UFC made him wear rebook.
>>69405157
look at his fucking brow line... he is on a shit ton of HGH to get that pronounced cranium.
>>69405219
his knees would have been heemed in the fourst round
picks: undercard edition
>zingano
>hendricks
>dillishaw
>northcutt
>lauzon
>santos
>miller
>>69405078
>add yourself
Fuck that my man
Lol just watched the weigh ins and i dont know how anyone can think the fat samoan guy stands a chance. Brock towers over him and looks in way better shape. Did the fat guy even train for this fight? I predict a brock lesnar KO in 1st round
>>69405195
Predictions are done and locked in pal.
Anyone got a stream?
>>69405222
it stands for hot erotic entertaining men
