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Previous thread: >>69390640
News:
>TUF 23 Finale results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates
>Hendricks missed weight, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-2
>Dos Anjos isn't being careful
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ex-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-targets-rematch-with-champ-alvarez-over-one-with-nurmagomedov
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
sum up jon jones in no more than 5 words
>>69396380
you would get a C in 7th grade English class
get your picks in boys
>>69396390
youngest champ in ufc history
>will the real predictioncuck please standup
if tonights ace's are gonna be as shit as the last two nights, i swear on me mum lads
goof troop btfo
>>69396468
>acestream
lol what an idiot
Thanks for showing respect to my boy, OP
Can someone tell me how many Brazilian UFC champions there are?
RIP Anderson.
>>69396468
that's what you get for not just buying the PPV you goof
>>69396390
Young, black, don't giva fuck
reposting
I'm not sure who dominated Brazil more, is it Germany or USADA?
>>69396551
60$ fuck that
>>69396560
nice finishing power
>>69396547
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGX1rZxpKYo&feature=youtu.be&t=375
Is Anderson just trolling us at this point?
>>69396551
>BT sport
>PPV>>69396560
>>69396584
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468075033905.webm
>>69396535
0 (Zero)
>>69396620
Last id is misclick, long night
>>69396627
wow dana is so out of touch
>>69396569
It's Zika.
>>69396670
dude alcohol lmao
>>69396403
9/10
Good job
>>69396673
nah, he's just a liar
>>69396627
>dana doesn't know about all the lonely /heem/ers
How do we raise awareness buds?
If Hunt walk off KO's Brock it's a lock for Knockout of the Year and that new arena will need another roof. Either way I'm hype af for that fight.
>>69396627
>nobody sits home by themselves and orders the ppv for $45 by himself
>>69396627
>tfw you can't even fathom having 8 or 9 buddies all come over to your place to watch the fights
>tfw my apartment is tiny and would not contain 8 or 9 buddies
>tfw I do not have 8 or 9 buddies at all
>>69396403
Underrated post.
>>69396535
>More English champions than Brazilians
ANDERSON, WAKE UP BUDDEH
>>69396627
>not pirating the thing, having 4-5 buddies over who give 4-5 bux a piece for food and beer instead
>>69396735
I want Brock to be sleepy for like 5+ minutes so the world stands still for a while and ever single casual sees how dangerous Hunt is
Then Hunt can go be the biggest bad in WWE making bank doing fake fighting when he retires
>>69396767
isn't it funny?
Sage Northcutt sextape when?
no homo
Who is the largest person Anderson has fought? Obviously they've all been 185 or 205, but as far as weight on fight night, I wonder who the biggest is.
We're gonna have a great time tonight boys
>>69396824
Forrest probably, he walks around 230lbs.
>Someone deleted Left Hook Larry from the nickname section for Michael Bisping
Fucking Wikipedia autists.
>>69396840
yes yes yes yes
im fucking hyped
>>69396735
>>69396809
Bork is gonna pull a horseshoe outta Mark Hunt's arse and beat that sum'bitch over the head with it
>All this Claudia salt in this post-fight presser
Not a good look, bae
>>69396809
my only concern is if brock takes it on the ground
t b h
can someone explain the difference between canadian op and lmaobud
>>69396935
there is none
To be honest, I can't understand how anyone can get too excited about MMA today. I don't find the skill level to be very high at all. I have nothing against wrestling, bjj, or any other style, but the overall skill level, particularly when it comes to striking, is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday, because they're all guys who simply want to be fighters, as opposed to natural, actual fighters. There's a big difference and I have known plenty of people from both sides of the coin. To me, the UFC and MMA in general is filled with athletes who want to be fighters. I have been around the fight industry for a long, long time, and it has changed along with the people who are getting into it.
>>69396627
Might actually consider it if it wasn't just the 5 fights. If you could just pay and watch the whole thing without the hassle of switching between fs1, fight pass and all that shit it might actually be worth it.
>>69396963
Any card with Bork, Anderson and Cormier on it has meme potential
>>69396963
>googled the first line
>it isn't copypasta
you're an absolute retard lad
>>69396924
thumbnail looks like downs
>>69396974
JUST
Just got confirmed for UFC 210
AMA
What is up you meme loving fuck. Tell me, will memespeak be up for UFC200?
>>69396924
>this is a 10/10 for /manhug/ fags
>>69396990
I'm just memeing desu
I've actually never purchased a PPV in my life
I do however get all main cards and sometimes prelims as well as part of my parents' satellite deal (Sky)
I also have fight pass
I usually end up watching stuff via illegal streams because the Sky online player is shit and is always like a minute late
>>69396974
>mfw when no beer in the freezer
>>69396935
and who is adan
>>69397032
FUCK
>Bork, McGoober, and Mr. Bad Guy will never be on the same card
>>69397069
>not going off grid for a week and waiting for the 4k60fps rip
>Johny looks like a corpse with glasses
>still misses weight by a quarter pound
You can't make this up
>>69397088
Tell me, /heem/, which do you prefer: Watching UFC PPV events with 8 buddies, or 9 buddies?
>>69396798
lmao this
what a fucking goof is dana
>>69396974
WAKE ME UP
They don't call him Pig Rigg for nothing
Lads I've spent the last two cards hanging out in the real world. I saw them, but I didn't get to watch with you autists. So, tell me lads, are there any fresh, spicy memes?
First for Conor is a bitch
To be honest, I can't understand how anyone can get too excited about MMA today. I don't find the skill level to be very high at all. I have nothing against wrestling, bjj, or any other style, but the overall skill level, particularly when it comes to striking, is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday, because they're all guys who simply want to be fighters, as opposed to natural, actual fighters. There's a big difference and I have known plenty of people from both sides of the coin. To me, the UFC and MMA in general is filled with athletes who want to be fighters. I have been around the fight industry for a long, long time, and it has changed along with the people who are getting into it.
>>69396735
>>69396809
>>69396878
I really liked the Hunto discussion in the previous thread. If you wanna marvel at his craft Inside the octagon was really great if you haven't watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2f2EWHQPI
That fucking Roy Nelson knockout impressed the fuck out of me, Hunto's a fucking chessplayer.
I never saw that that bomb uppercut landed that hard either.
>>69397188
alone in my room shitposting on /heem/
>>69397096
i've never seen any evidence connecting adan to lmaobud
got 10 dollars on edgar hope he doesn't disappoint
>>69397181
only in USA
kekadoodledoo
>>69397218
DO NOT SHARE THE NEW MEMES WITH THIS GUY
HE IS FROM REDDIT
>>69397270
what are the odds?
>>69397249
Thanks, la'
mcgregor will never link 2 consecutive wins from now on, his ass is ravaged, if Diaz chokes him again, I shit you not, he willt kill himself
![20160701_SummerSSlam_TempMatch_OL03332--6acc5afc1f747ce31b42d37d25a27038[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ymKRjjR.jpg "20160701_SummerSSlam_TempMatch_OL03332--6acc5afc1f747ce31b42d37d25a27038[1].jpg")
Who would win in a Mark Hunt vs Randy Orton fight?
>>69397291
Worse than aldo, which makes no sense at all.
I fear Frankie's right ear might fall off soon
>>69397291
it was -110 or something, i'll make 7.52 dollars if edgar wins
>>69397249
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2f2EWHQPI
noice, hadn't seen this yet
>>69397218
getting picks right is very serious business now
that's all I can think of really
People sleep on Brock's stand up game. Is he a better striker technically than Hunt or most heavyweights? Fuck no. But he has cinder blocks for hands and any punch can heem you. He has a puncher's chance and his chance is at a bigger percentage than most.
Lads I wanna download a youtube playlist to mp3 so I can listen to my cool new beats while I exercise
How do?
>>69397014
>he doesn't copy and paste YouTube comments into /heem/
Lmao @ your """life""""
>>69397349
not a great bet desu
I want to suck a fart of tates ass, anybody else have that strange urge?
>Aldo will win
>>69396798
>not providing your boys with beer, food and blowjobs during the promos
Cheapo
>>69397375
>>69397375
pretty good bet considering edgar beat aldo for the last 3 rounds of their last fight and it was his first fight at 145 with a losing skid and this time edgar is on a streak and aldo just got KOed months ago... plus USADA
>>69396798
>being a slav
>being a furry
>>69397389
No, you degenerate
>>69397363
The city of you.
>>69397056
S-S-Serbia?
Yes, we're still there lad
Same address as usual
How's not being a NEET going?
>>69397056
Everybody laugh at the wagecuck
>>69397363
Replay Music. It cost $30 USD and you will be able to download any audio file you could ever want after that. Or just google Youtube to Mp3.
Claudia is laying on the ground with both legs up and is begging you to get into her guard. Her thighs and butt are really sweaty and wet.
Do you walk away like Joanna or do you bring the fight to her?
>>69397354
Picks have always been serious, even if this is a meme sport.
I dare say there is no certain favourite in this card, I wouldn't be surprised if anyone wins
>>69397415
http://youtubeplaylist-mp3.com/
just used a throwaway email and this is working well
Did you fall for his meme?
post yfw bruce buffer announces the main event "ittttts timeeeeeeeee for the undisputed ufc bantamweight championship of the worlddd"
>>69397458
Yes.
>>69396990
Won't all the prelims be on fight pass?
>>69397363
youtube-dl -f bestaudio --audio-quality 0 --audio-format mp3 http://www.yotube.com/playlist/url/here
>>69397458
No. Fuck Eyepoke McCoke.
>>69397439
I mount, get into north south, and leg lock.
Lads........
Lads it's really fucking here.
Today is really the day.
"Hey Pussy, Are you still there?
-Anderson Sliva
what did he mean by this?
>>69397439
I'd eat her goober and call her Claude
>>69397458
Confirmed fell for the Jones 'Rehabilitated' meme'
>>69397493
The day people will think twice before saying "a fucking leaf".
>>69396547
Anyone else think Anderson is really cool for stepping in and not wanting it to be for the title?
>Cormier gets his 5 million+ dollar payday
>Doesnt have to worry about losing his title last minute to an opponent he didn't train for compared to fighting vultures like Bisbing, Mousasi, and Henderson who all wanted the fight last minute for the easiest path to a title shot (Contrary to the meme of being courageous enough to take the fight that bisbing likes to meme about).
>Fight is saved and Anderson risks another loss against arguably the best clean fighter in the world and one who is an Olympian at Andersons biggest weakness wrestling but Anderson doesnt care because he's bro tier.
>Just look at this meme face
How do I achieve this mode, lads?
>>69397537
have 1 in 100 000 000 genetics
>>69397469
yes but
>
>>69397355
If Brock is taking this fight seriously, he would have worked endlessly on his jab in his tainting camp.
All he should do in this fight is jab and circle away, frustrate hunt and force hunt to start moving forward. If he did that it'd set up his takedown so well, and if hunt doesn't wanna move forward he just keeps jabbing and getting points
>>69397529
>Cormier gets his 5 million+ dollar payday
Does anyone know how much he is getting?
>>69397537
Tainted supps
>no jones
>wmma main event
>>69397231
>is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Super roided "athletes"
>Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday
More roids
MMA is still exciting today, the level of technical skill has been pushed to such a high level that two roided out meatheads doesnt compare to modern MMA
>>69397537
>tfw I thought I was white my whole life but seeing this picture I realise im on Hunt's level of skin colour
>>69397568
Just him, his team, and the ufc.
who /tired/ here?
>>69397471
is this some command or linux thing?
i dont get it
>>69397529
Silva and DC permanently cemented their statuses as perennial hall of fame boys with this move. Just as Jones locked himself out of the boy hall of fame for the rest of his career.
>>69397628
Trying to get more sleep, only got 4 hours
>>69397529
DC's camp turned down any option that would have even small chance of giving their boy any trouble. So we're stuck with Anderson in a squash match.
>>69397537
Genetics. Brock is a distant relative to a famous gigantic viking berserker, known for tearing his opponent's arms literally out of their body on a few occasions. I forget the name, but you can probably look it up.
Brock is just a perfect storm of warrior genetics.
>>69397564
>that feel when not blackout restricted.
Why do they restrict them anyways?
>Can you SUCC me now? Can you SUCC me now?
>With pleasure Brock
>>69397628
always f a m
>>69397652
same lad, but im not sleepy now so might just stay up all the way
>>69397537
Reminder that brock was cut from the NFL
>>69397666
I think they blackout countries in which they have TV deals so more people watch it on TV.
So is Jones for sure gone for 2 years? We really won't see him until 2018 now?
>>69397566
That would be christmas for Hunt. The worst thing he can try to do strike with Hunt standing. Hunt counter strikes and has elite timing and precision. Lesnar could do it once, the next time he throws a jab he will wake up on ground.
>>69397640
Jones will emerge as the greatest felony fighter of all time though.
>>69397664
>Genetics. Brock is a distant relative to a famous gigantic viking berserker, known for tearing his opponent's arms literally out of their body on a few occasions. I forget the name, but you can probably look it up.
this cant be real
>>69397671
Will DC ever succ Jones?
>>69397747
How would he do in HW?
Who's your boy?
>i know the challenge i have ahead of me. anderson is a guy who simply does not get hard. the guy had to take viagra for pete's sake! but i know when that octagon door shuts im going right at his dick.
>>69397515
>call her Claude
my sides are in orbit
>>69397757
No, Jones already posted a response to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>69397765
He'd get rekt after he chops his legs.
>>69397765
Who's that, the mountain? I doubt he could cut that far.
>>69397766
Alpha Cat Zingano.
>>69397529
>against arguably the best clean fighter in the world
Cormier is the best Clean fighter in the world by far. He's better than all of the dirty fighters except for that jones fight and I think he lost that more due to emotion and never fighting a 5 round Champion fight where he was tested, most of his fights lasted with him winning within 2 rounds.
parly bet travis brown by KO and brock lesnar by KO
10 bet = 195$ gain
worth it or wont happen?
>>69397766
Mighty mouse and cockhold
>>69397803
>Lesnar KOing Hunt
Never. They could fight 3 million times and that would never, ever happen.
>>69397803
Worth it for 10 bucks sure
>>69397738
Until he gets stabbed over coke tho
>>69397803
What site lets you parlay prop bets?
>>69397821
If he Frank Mir's him dosen't that cound? Im sure its ko/tko for the bet
>>69397766
All the Koreans
no one else matters t b h
other than Bisking
>>69397702
Keep in mind he didn't even play college football. He just decided he wanted to be in the NFL one day and almost made it in. Playing in the preseason when you didn't even play college football is pretty impressive tbf. He had some tackles, he wasn't terrible out there.
>>69397768
>writing this shit out
Fuck sake
>>69397803
brock can never KO hunt lol it just won't happen, brown by KO is worth
>>69397765
He's even bigger now
>>69397868
>that tiny head
>>69397766
T E R U T O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_buyHV00kA
If this remix doesnt trigger you in a good way you are not a real fight fan
>>69397853
A TKO is very, very, very likely. I don't know how bets like that work though. If it allows a TKO then it would for sure be worth the bet
>>69397664
>DC's camp turned down any option
0 proof of this
DC sayed at the press conference too that he will accept any fighter that the UFC gives him.
I think it was more Dana being a good guy to be honest and going for Anderson who was offering no belt because Anderson himself was being a good guy too, thats my best guess.
STOP TRYING TO TAINT MY BOYS IMAGE FUCKING LEAF.
>>69397537
It's going to feel so satisfying watching Brock's head clatter off the canvas.
>>69397821
what? by KO that involves TKO. brock lesnar takedown + ground n pound is a serious possibility
>>69397724
Ah fair enough that makes sense.
>>69397737
I agree if he tried to bang, but if he uses his 10+ inch reach and stays on the outside just jabbing I don't think hunt could get him with a quick counter. Hunt would have to lunge forward which is exactly what brock would be after
>>69397181
>coors light
>>69397868
>>69397868
>Roidgut and the compensators
>>69397868
damn yo he's a big guy
>>69397766
THE CHRIS
>>69397766
The only right answer.
>>69397925
when will they learn
claudia won. fuck yall mean. brazil in this hoe.
>>69397892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs1xHPU7WwA
>>69397766
>>69397765
>le get tired during his walkout man
>>69397801
>I doubt he could cut that far
Cut to HW?
>>69397972
265 limit
>>69397766
Conair, I respect him and want to see him make a comeback.
>>69397925
those fags aren't even fit
guy on the right is as tall as haftor
>>69397766
Did Joanna ever lose by stoppage in kickboxing?
>>69397972
he would need to cut over 100 pounds lel
Choi has only fought against cans so far. He's gonna get his gook ass rocked any top tier fighter.
>>69397766
>>69397982
>He's like 400 lb
holy moly
Is he a virgin? No pussy could ever host his dick.
what did you guys bet? this seemed like the only thing worth it tonight
>>69397960
409
>>69397925
what a fucking manlet, lmao
>>69398041
>Browne
>>69398041
50 bucks on nunes
>>69398041
i pick cain and hunt, good luck
>>69397821
TKO buddy
>>69398041
I like that, at those odds.
>>69398029
No. He's legit top 15 or 10 talent already. Him vs. Swanson would be incredible.
Will DC ever get the succ?
>Cain vs Travis Browne
What happens in this fight?
>>69398059
browne is a possibility, cain had a lot of injuries (back injury etc). And heavyweight theres always a possibility of ko
and as far as brock goes, I honestly believe he will take hunt down and just GnP him for the finish
for 10$, worth it imo
>>69398041
Those are some good odds, good luck m8
>>69398029
Tavares isn't a can
>Leave Joanna to me
>>69398041
What site is this?
>>69398085
Browne would have lost to Mitrione if it was not for the 20 eye pokes
>>69398080
probably a repeat of cain vs JDS 2 and 3
>>69395400
Zingano
Bigg Rigg
KILLASHAW
Enrique
Lauzon
Mousasi
Miller
>>69398080
>tfw got the same different coloured beard/soulpatch thing going on
why did god give us such multicoloured facial hair travis
>>69398025
vs prime bob sapp in openweight, tho
>>69398080
Travis gets heemsleepy via ground and pound round 2
someone pls post the uncensored Black Beast interview pls
Do you think that when fighters barely miss weight they go use an enemy, puke their guts out etc in an effort to lose that extra pound or so?
>>69397913
Hunt fight practically his whole kickboxing/mma career with reach disadvantage. The disparity in striking skill is too much. Easy for experienced striker to counter off amateurs jab. Watch every one of Hunt's KO, he reads movement and counter strikes or catch them by predicting their reaction. Brock needs to keep his guard high, circle off and look for take-down opportunity or just bull rush one. I guarantee if he tries to engage standing, maybe once or twice Hunt let him go to see what he does but then it will be lights out next time he try.
>>69397766
>>69398041
Frankie and killashaw parlay.
Might make a mega parlay of DC, Frankie, killashaw, nunes and brock
>>69398122
SHIIEEEEEEEEEEET
>*smacks lips*
CANT BE HUGGEN N SHIEEEEEEEET
>*steals win*
who's your anti-boy
>>69397766
>Who's your boy?
All the champions.
>>69398125
>use an enema
Your rectum would absorb all the liquid, so no.
Depending on how early you're weighing in, you'd go sit in a sauna for the next however long and try to sweat it out.
>>69398131
*bitchslaps the president of the UFC*
>>69398127
Hunt throws probing jabs and watches where they move their head instinctually
Then he throws a fake and connects with a straight and follows with a hook and its goodnight nurse
>>69398141
IT IS WHAT IT IS
>>69397766
jones and werdum
>>69398141
Stfu
>>69398144
Mcgregor
rousey
Are there any other MMA photographers or is Esther Lin the only one people fellate over?
>>69398190
i hate that robot cunt
>/heem/ can't name ONE fighter in LW and WW who can beat this man
>>69398144
Cerrone
>>69398144
Johny "The Vibrator" Hendricks
>>69398098
mise au jeu, its for qc only I think
>>69398132
>Nunes
lol why
>>69398175
>hating werdum
fucking meet me in Vienna in 10 minutes you muggy cunt you need a heeming
>>69398144
>>69398215
I fucking hate my country.
>>69398212
holy fuck
need to change my picks
>>69398131
lol Dana getting btfo for the entire press conference.
>>69398167
Yes, he very good at getting read on opponent and then timing them.
>>69398144
Chris Weidman
Rory burgerking
>>69398212
;_; delet
>>69398144
dan henderson
>>69398204
rory
>>69398204
Wonderboy would destory him senpai
>>69398223
fuck. i apologise austria mistakes were made
>>69398212
if he shaved his head hed have kept 20%
how dumb are americunts?
>>69398223
he is ma boi u CUNT
