Somebody make a jays tigers thread
happ a shit
>>69380106
I lost the game
EE is literally not even trying
>>69380216
He's leading the majors with RBIs
America
Happ won't last 4 innings
>>69380305
neither does your mom
He falls!
>runner on 3rd
>1 out
I wonder how this ends
will pessimists ever recover?
Name a worse current Blue Jay than Justin Smoak
>>69380672
>SINCE RETURN FROM DL
>three hot weeks
>evidence of being a good player
for fucks sake can we just dump Smoak already, just have Edwin play first and have Travis be the DH, im so tired of watching this fuck strike out literally every time he has guys in scoring position
>>69380694
Why not Travis on first?
>>69380706
Too short. You need someone that is tall and with a long reach to catch high throws
>pillar not swinging any literally anything
i guess this counts as improvement
>bases loaded
ill donate my semen to a hobo if they score even one (1) run
>bases loaded
is this a rerun?
it's another >STRANDED BASERUNNERS episode, will the jays score enough runs on passed balls to win?
what was the stat from yesterday, last 8 times the jays had the bases loaded the;ve only scored 2 runs?
I've seen this episode
>>69380808
do we win
>pessimistic pessimists pessimisting
MLB on base average is .333
So everytime the bases are loaded you can only expect runs 1/3 times
Relax and enjoy the game
Holy shit lelfry
Dont worry canabros you will score at least 8 off this shit pitcher
>>69380815
Eventually but it gets close in the 7th inning
surely these are some historical LOB and >risp numbers
>>69380827
yeah i would be okay with it if they jays were not 1/9 in scoring a run with loaded bases
>shiglesias
the dumbest kid on the team
>>69380831
were only 20 runs above league average in LOB actually
there are ten teams with more, and toronto has played more games than anyone other than the dodgers
so basically if it wasn't for canada day we'd be average
pessimists btfo
Happ would have given up 60 runs by now if not for the Jays elite infielding
>>69381013
lol i actually didnt even think about that canada day game but that must have fucked up quite a few offensive stats for both teams..
just put my house that's in an all white neighbourhood up on Juwai
have you ever planted a seed for the future?
>>69381075
shitshow for the ages
then again the bullpens/bauer got their stats boosted
>>69380065
Buck is senile.
>>69381134
we need to hear more of dan
his play-by-play is elite and his voice is nice
THUNDERSTORM WARNING
>>69381169
OH MY GOD
>>69381169
Hurray
>>69381169
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How come the stadium is always full?
Don't Canadians have anything else to do?
Your hair o.o
they may never hit another dinger again
>>69381169
Fuck I'm suppose jog outside in about 1 hour hope I don't die in a lightening strike
>>69381323
There's only 30k people in there. Do you know how many people live in Toronto alone?
>>69381353
It's capacity is like 50k isn't it?
>>69381323
>How come the stadium is always full?
Bandwagoners since the Jay's started winning
>>69381353
São Paulo is a bigger city and most soccer matches (from big championships) have an average of ~10k, or something like that
And the matches aren't every single day
dubs for 19 innings of shutout ball
>>69381433
Wow, I didn't realise Sao Paulo has such a lack of team spirit..considering you literally have nothing better to do.
>hot friday night
>sitting at home watching fagstick
my life everybody
>>69381340
Good post
the hell was EE drinking
About to play some pick-up baseball tomorrow. When was the last time any casual Canadian here played pick up baseball?
5$ says he grounds into a double play or strikes out
>Klay Kowaliski
>>69381550
steroids
Almost is never enough
Especially in matters of love
Thats because everyone knows
almost is never enough
Why does Tulo do the gay face paint thing when the dome is closed?
>>69381624
Can't the lights still cause glare off those elf like cheeks?
>>69381505
>21 degree house
>steak and beer
>watching the jays
>>69381624
Why does anyone do it when science has proven it doesn't work?
>>69381668
>science has proven
proven up to 15% more science
>>69381654
>beer
must be nice, all I got is some leftover Coronas right now
if big sloppy wins the triple crown does he get into the hall
LOOK AT THIS BLOOPIN ASS SINGLE
Holy fuck donaldson
M V P
V
P V M
haha Barney yes!
that play alone should get dolandson another mvp
Heya Barn'
BIG
PURPLE
DINO
Barney could have made it.
>>69381433
Your country is shit
Oh shit boy oh shit
>>69381875
Why does Donaldson sit upfront by himself instead of socialising on the bench with him team mates?
>RBI GIDP
Ill fucking take it
>>69381433
Sao Paulo needs to wash it's ass and get some of that Portugal money to bring it into the first world you chiccarron
It's racing hair
>>69381911
autism
Cecelio Silva at bat
who /comfy/ here?
Troy Tulowhiskey and his partner in crime "TAZ"
reminder shapiro signed based happ
Didnt Happ get TJS?
NO NOT THE BULLPEN, GIBBY NO DONT DO IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU;RE DOING
Alright you fucking chav fuck
>>69382172
JA "better than price" Happ
>>69382267
>not having faith in nasty rat man
Okay
Blue Jays
Lets
Play
Ball
>>69382492
I went to a blue jays game and they wanted me to sing that song, but i'm way too cool for that.
>>69381911
Yeah, what's he mad about
>haven't been to Jays game in years (last one was in Cleveland in 2013, I live in Ottawa now for school)
>check prices
>$5 for 500s, $35 for 100s
are prices legit that low?
>>69382591
Those prices seem low to me. But I'm not in Toronto and don't check up on the prices often. I think I paid thirty and change for something in the 500s last year.
>>69382591
If you don't mind not being able to see anything, yeah you can pay that much. You need to pay at least $60 for watchable seats.
>>69382591
I got nice second deck seats for 50 bucks each behind first base a couple months ago
Are you faggots trying to get Jay Bruce still? I'm pretty sure the Jay's farm system sucks though
>>69382748
I'm not a faggot.
I AM EXCITED
About this thunder and lightening
>>69382101
Ultra /comfy/ here bro
>>69382591
I paid $20 per ticket for first row 500's when Dickey faced the Phillies.
They lost 7-0.
>>69382748
AA sold the farm to get Price last year.
Almost traded Saunders for Bruce in a three team deal earlier this year, but someone in the minors failed a physical.
So, in a word, yes.
>>69382691
aaaaand they're like 80 bucks now
rogers going in hard
>>69382650
500s are nice on a warm day when the roof is open.
>>69382797
Didn't Saunders fail the physical because of his leg injury?
>>69382824
It was nice, though I felt the hotdogs were too expensive. Beer was OK though.
>>69382832
Not to my recollection. I don't think they disclosed who failed, but I'd be surprised if it was Saunders.
>>69382797
It will take Alford and more now though
RUN SMOAK RUNNNNNN
Watching smoak run is the funniest shit.
jesus christ pillarson
WOOHOO
WOOHOO
WOOP WOOP WOOWOOP WOOP WOOP
>thanking jesus for a walk
if the tiggers score a run does happ still get the win?
too lazy to check
>>69383112
Yes
>>69383083
>not knowing the comfort provided by faith
>>69383112
Yes unless they score 2 then the bullpen gets the w
>>69383083
>>69383149
Jesus power niggas
E E
E
>>69380216
(YOU)
Nice one
Aw fuck yeah nigga
BASED EE
Shapiro comes up to you and asks 'EE or Bats?'
what do you say?
Bautista fucks off and we keep winning
>>69383207
sup bra
I hate Joe WEst
>>69383265
>>69383242
>you now realize EE is three years younger than joey
what the fuck? now it's easy
>>69383242
Why not both?
>>69383380
EE as DH for next 5 years, $20m/year, is a contract that both parties I think would like
>>69383390
because Bautista wants most likely $30m+ and 3+ years
>>69383303
Hey mate
>>69383288
Bautista FB
Barney/Travis SB
Dolan TB
Edwin DH
Carerra RF
Saunders LF
Pillar CF
Tulo SS
Martin C
>>69383424
I thought EE was old as fuck though, definitely keep him if we have to choose
One hundred and fifty quadrillion dollars
>>69383288
We'll see how he performs on return from his little grooming session
>Mark Lowe sucks now
Why? I liked him as a jay
>zaun
Can he talk about anything other than adjustments?
Fuck Bautista
Zeek4Lyfe
>justin smoak
>>69383432
kek I remember all the Not Ready memes last October. Good times.
>>>69383553
Pretty much every player who played with us last year and doesn't this year sucks now. I was shocked to see Ben Revere hitting low 200s
Chinese man employed to massage women's breasts
A Chinese man has been given the unique job of 'breast masseurr' which he claims helps mothers to produce breast milk
>>69383432
>Barney/Travis SB
no Goins? well I guess Goins for a good 6/7th SP or reliever would be good.. maybe a good backup catcher
>>69383597
What about Donuts?
>>69383603
goins isn't even replacement level offence
don't even know who you could trade him for
>>69383628
Hitting .223 with 5 HR and 23 RBI, not very good (although Martin isn't doing too much better I guess)
>>69383653
You leave him alone
Wtf I haven't seen an American flag in like an hour
>>69383597
off the pink juice
Trade Dolan
>>69383847
>no more booster juice
it all makes sense now
>>69383756
I love gogo too man but he's like a kid compared to darwin or travis
>>69383603
He's being groomed as a reliever. The DL thing is just a cover. He's our secret weapon to strengthen the bullpen.
>>69383892
He had a really good offensive stretch last season, I really hope he can do it again
what the fuck tulo
tulo is a sinularity
reminder
Hoooooooooooonk
Hooooooooooooooonk
we may never lose again
>>69383603
Goins strained his forearm after pitching in the Canada Day game and was put on the 15 day DL.
>>69383735
Martin is turning it around though, fortunately. He's been solid lately. In his last 31 games (including tonight's 2-4 game) he's hit .272 with 22 RBIs and an OBP nearing .400.
Sucks for Tigers fans tonight. I was expecting Pelfrey to get hammered, and their offence couldn't do shit for him and wasted his solid start.
Also I knew Mark Lowe was sucking this year, but holy shit. I didn't realize he had an ERA over 10.00 going into tonight. He was awesome last season for the Jays after we got him from Seattle. Can't believe that he had given up 10 homers over 27 innings before tonight; in 2014/2015 he only gave up ten homers in 117 innings. Looks like he's lost a couple of MPH off the fastball, too.
>7 game win streak
>still second in the AL east
>>69384246
Orioles are down 9-2 out west. Jays are only a game and a half back now
>>69384246
About to be just one game back since the O's are losing 9-3 in the 9th. To be fair, they do have four games more than us left to play.
>>69384246
the o's are going to crash down to earth harder than columbia any time now, probably starting today
>O R E O S
>R
>E
>O
>S
>>69384462
hahahaha nice gif, my friend
hello what did i miss
>worked nights all week
>missed jays sweep royals
missed to many good games this week
the ride never ends!
Is Biagini elite?
this is the third time i've seen this episode
Jays r real niggas
I'm the man with the arm like a cannon, I'm the one that can throw the ball faster then fuck
LET'S GO TIGERS
>>69380690
hes got an entire career for that
