>Euro 2016
Germany lost lol
>England squad named for 1st Pakistan Test
Alastair Cook (capt), Alex Hales, Joe Root, Gary Ballance, James Vince, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Moeen Ali, Chris Woakes, Stuart Broad, Jake Ball, Steven Finn, Toby Roland-Jones
>Other /cric/
There are probably some t20s happening somewhere idk
>39 matches
>24 draws
"proper cricket"
>>69358853
jesus christ
>>69359259
It's backlash from a new rule they brought in because games were finishing too quickly. I don't know what they were expecting.
gooooooooooooooooooood morning
today:
>pakistan in england
sussex - pakistan (12:00 cest)
>t20 blast
middlesex - glamorgan
worcestershire - lancashire
(18:30 cest)
gloucestershire - kent
leicestershire - derbyshire
northamptonshire - nottinghamshire
surrey - somerset (only televised match)
(19:30 cest)
hampshire - essex
yorkshire - warwickshire
(20:00 cest)
>bundes/2nd bundes friendlies
würzburger kickers - unterhaching (16:00 cest)
zehdnick - union (17:30 cest)
luckenwalde - hertha
babelsberg - st. pauli
mainz - biebrich
weidenstetten - heidenheim
bautzen - wismut aue
(18:00 cest)
northeim - braunschweig
flensburg - hsv
(18:30 cest)
erkenschwick - dortmund (19:00 cest)
>Hogg has told the Scorchers he's leaving, with reports suggesting he'll take up a deal with the Melbourne Renegades.
Gatecuck on literal suicide watch
First Kikeal Pussey, now this. How will he ever recover?
hello?
>>69361177
Are the Scorchers, dare I say it, finished?
>>69361242
I honestly can't see Worst Ausfailia every winning anything ever again.
They are already dogshit at bogan jump and eternally cucked by Victoria.
Meme cricket was literally all they had. First the commodity prices, now this. I expect mass suicides on the Worst Coast.
nothing quite like getting up for a frühschicht after working a spätschicht
>>69361323
>waking up at 8am
>early
kys my man. That's a Sunday sleepin to me. Ive been working monstrously retarded hours the last few weeks and I'd literally stab you in the face if you called that early to my face
>>69361359
>I'd literally stab you in the face if you called that early to my face
You have issues.
>>69361400
Maybe, but i didnt write that because of it. Just tired, been awake since midnight
>"accidentally" step on ausWORM
>*squash*
oops
Why is this thread necessary?
>>69361718
for fun
>>69361718
why is your country necessary? lmao
>>69361706
dumbfrogposter
>>69361744
wasn't aware the Germbots had been upgraded to experience that
Eid mubarak to all of /cric/
Wish you lads are having as much fun as I'm having.
Still heartbroken about the Euros lads
>>69361830
why?
>>69361830
who were you bandwagoning? For me it was the Hung Aryans (because muh heritage)
many memes were had
>>69361847
Was rooting for Hungary for the same reason but they were the most entertaining team for me
>>69361847
>eastern European descent
Kek
If you're not at least partially anglo-saxon you should kill yourself.
>>69362023
>bragging about being an inbred pom
KEK
My family is ethnically Germanic (Austrian) anyway
>>69362023
Does Irish count as anglo?
>>69362050
I'm 25% Danish 75% Anglo Saxon lad,
>ethnically German
Sure lad, I bet you have a wog last name
>>69362085
Nah Irish is Celtic, though still far above eastern European
>>69362094
I'm 1/2 Eastern European m8, Estonian
>>69362087
>Hungarians
>wogs
pick one
In anycase, as I literally just said, I have a German surname you fucking idiot
My grandfather even changed the surname to some wog sounding thing after WWII because all the Germanic people in Eastern Europe were getting BTFO by Ivan (same reason they fled to AUS) and then changed it back after he got to AUS
>>69362087
I have a wog sounding last name, its fucking Estonian.
Not only that I'm full Aussie, fucking pisses me off when cunts assume I'm a wog because of my last name.
>>69362129
Estonians aren't even a thing
you're just a confused Russian
>>69362108
>I'm German I swear
Kys krazykuck
>muh heritage
pathetic
>>69362147
His family were emigre's from the dual-empire. The cunt was rich as fuck and was good friends with Frank Lowy, make of that what you will.
>inb4 Jewish
>>69358853
>county championshit
Sydney grade cricket may honestly be better
>>69362302
>Borthshit averages in the mid 20's in based, elite and prestigious first grade
>scores centuries for fun in that mediocre """compootition"""
its really not even a debate
>>69362302
Stop this meme
>>69362385
Just drop it already, no one actually believes you played Sydney grade cricket.
knatschi
>>69361796
You too m8.
>some Poolander on a chinese imageboard has aborted my narrative
time to sudoku i guess
>>69362446
you're a bitter cunt aren't you
>50m for le 24 year old man
are munich finished?
>>69362569
>le 24 year old man
ebin meme
have a (you)
>>69362569
he's pretty good, though
what are you talking about?
>1st Test on the Lords highway
Actually really looking forward to this, Pakistan could actually win this game
>England have no spinner, Pakistan have the best spinner in the world
>England picked Fatllance who is basically a free wicket because Pakistan will play atleast two left-arm seamers
>>69362965
Big meme that Renato Sanches is actually 24yo instead of 18. it's complete bullshit of course, but there has been a seepage of /pol/ into /sp/ lately
>“The level at this European Championship was not what we had hoped for,” Hummels said. “There were many teams who didn’t want to do anything with the ball and just packed men behind the ball.”
>>69362965
Read the image file name
if Renato Sanches were Pakistani, he'd really be 13 years old
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/australian-indoor-junior-championships-live-champs-stream-dubbo-cricket-1/2016-07-08
Cute boys playing :3
>>69363214
indoor cricket is fun as fuck
miss playing it in PE class
>>69360335
Good morning Anon
Fun fact: The german translation for resources is Ressourcen. It's a stumbling stone because if you might write ressources as a German and Resourcen as an Englishman from the background of your mother tongue
nights after big losses are the worst
>>69363255
played indoor cricket with yer mum if you catch my drift AusWOrm
Saved to my German humour folder lads
>>69363617
Actually I don't.
Elaborate please
>>69363637
Imagine my dick as the cricket paddle and your moms big clit as the cracket ball, which i repeatedly hit with my dick until she came and i got all the wickets. Indoor because i also put my paddle inside your mommys vagina you slimy little WORM
>>69363691
good explanation
>>69363691
Still not making sense Fritz
>>69363691
do you have a big bat?
>>69363730
Do you know of the existence of Fritz boxes as a router?
Literally would not piss on an AusWORM if he was burning.
It's on the fritz?
>>69363833
Which one is it?
>>69363833
What game was that?
>>69363906
http://2048game.com/de/
>>69363919
>2048
Jesus christ that's a blast from the past, was that not a massive meme game in Goymany? It was EVERYWHERE for about a month circa March-April 2014 and then vanished off the face of the earth when everyone got bored with it. I remember seeing ~20 odd people playing it in lectures in front of me that year.
>>69363952
i hadn't heard of it before this week
>>69363952
It was, /Bundes/ is full of Dorftrottels who know nothing though.
>>69363919
Only swipe up or left and right and you can't lose, especially if you get the bigger number in one corner
>>69363919
Thanks
>>69363919
>used to obsessively play that on my phone
>after exiting text on screen in other apps seemed small and super fine
Has an amazing effect on the brain that game
>>69364174
3056
>>69364179
nvm, just got 7584
>>69364290
impressive
>>69364332
not really. i just did this >>69364005
>>69364404
depends
>>69364583
nice shop
>>69364626
Kek. Just because you can't follow a basic system.
Be right back playing football
be careful xxx
>>69366651
with whom?
i don't think i will watch the final
it's literally Not gegen Elend
>>69368299
>being this butthurt
lamo
test
>>69370118
is the best
>>69370218
yes
>>69370333
are you a muslim?
>>69368299
i will be in copenhagen when its on
may or may not be able to watch it
>>69370963
are u visiting denmark?
I realise these matches are against much weaker sides than England, but it is giving me some more confidence in Pakistan. If only >our openers were better.
>>69370960
yes
>tfw france and denmark haven't posted today
>>69372438
mod banned alot of people
>>69372438
The days not over, don't lose hope yet.
>>69373408
that might be why
>>69373416
i won't!
Returned
>>69367052
Meik and Stefan. Ended up playing with Daniel and Jannik too, two 13 year olds
>first time public viewing
>absolute dogshit atmosphere from the beginning on
>people leaving after the first goal
>even more leaving after the 2nd
>german 'fans'
Please respond >>69371250
>>69373408
nice
>>69373524
were they cute?
>>69373524
>Meik
>not Mike
why?
Cooking dinner at the at the moment
>>69373564
No comment
>>69373602
He has a polish background
>>69373695
i'll take that as a yes. did you get their numbers?
I will watch Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares Season 05 Episode 06 The Fish and Anchor during eating
Dinner is ready
>>69372438
Good. They are cancerous as fuck.
>>69373896
get a bigger plate
>>69374499
Yes
big plates are for fatties
>>69375488
Fatties don't bother with plates
>>69376151
speaking from personal experience, eh?
