Has anyone else noticed how he can't strike for shit? Every single time i see him take a shot, it's always like a pass to the goalkeeper. He never gets any air on his shots
Most overrated shitter in the world
he looks malnourished
He looks like the kinda kid who always smelled like shit in school, also picked his nose a lot.
he has awesome vision and placement, not very technical but he's generally accurate.
Reminds me of a diving goblin
>>69353685
the guy made a career of being at the right place at the right time. luckiest guy in the game atm
>German Attacking Middies
>German strikers
The only time this meme ever delivered was Klinsmann at Inter.
>>69353870
I think he's good at positioning but other than that he's only good for tap ins. I'm actually overwhelmed by how mediocre he is at just shooting the ball
>>69353906
does anyone have the muller .gif of his swing-miss-flop?
>>69353685
he's been choking in this tournament
best german scorer during qualifying stage with 9 goals
0 goals in the Euro
>>69353685
This is because he is neither a good striker nor a good midfielder.But he is a great and really efficient second striker.He doesn't have dribbling abilities or great pace.He is not the type of guy who can deliver when there is always 2 guys on him.That's why Germany is in dire need of 1 or 2 great strikers.Also Germany has a great midfield,so they need a few good strikers to finish all the chances created.
A wing player bad as a striker? Wow!
>>69353685
he was almost as bad as Kane.
Very embarrassing.
>>69353870
He's a taller whiter goofier version of Chicharito
Who is a more mousy, lesbian version of Pippo Inzaghi.
>>69353744
Hilarious how it's always Americans obsessed with food and nourishment.
you're fat you need to put the fork down, Guber.
>>69354138
>Germany has a great midfield
but gomez is the only one who can actually make the ball arrive to the strikers.
>>69354236
where does trezeguet fit into this? He was a lankier version of inzaghi too
>>69354138
I notice that germany has so many chances but they convert only very few because their strikers are shit. really disappointing
>the city of German strikers
How does that DFB crest even have four starts on it?
Possibly the most unlikeable player ever. Its like Pepe x100
>>69354302
That guy is not part of the conversation.
You have Pippo because he's the archetype of a poacher.
Then you have Chicharito who is a better looking, slightly faster version.
and then you have Muller. That's it. No other comparisons!
>>69354236
my thoughts exactly on the chicharito thing. i've been saying that for years
>>69354302
Because their flanks are useless and incompetent.Still their primary gameplan was playing through the flanks.
>>69354302
Stop memeing. Ozil and kroos are world class playmakers/passers.
>>69354308
But there was only 1 striker called Gomez who wasn't even playing today.
>>69354363
>Who is Klose or Gerd Muller
Germany always had top strikers
>>69354398
because he's a cringey tryhard?
>>69354471
And all the cheating and diving.
the mannschaft is finished. they need a new cycle and new players all around, scheini is Done. All this because of us ahahahaha
>>69353685
His face looks like it's made of scrotum for some reason. Weird.
But nah, he's a good player, although it's weird to see how much me has changed over the years.
>>69354638
>it's weird to see how much me has changed over the years.
how has he changed?
>>69354612
nice meme. they only need a good striker and stop to play like the new buyern and they'll win. Ancelotti will save them.
>>69354422
>their flanks are useless and incompetent.
exactly my point. They don't have such a great midfield as you said.
>>69354449
thats not the point. They can't give the same type of depth that gomez does. With germany's tikitaka against a team that locks down like france did they are useless. they are useful for maintaining the possession, but not for going to the attack.
>>69354692
good strikers come very rarely
>>69354638
what went wrong anon?
>>69354753
we have plenty of very good strikers here
>>69354713
Except for their flanks ,they have a great midfield.
Kroos
Ozil
Sane
Draxler
Khedira
Reus
>>69354673
See
>>69354763
He used to be that German kid with rosy cheeks.
Why is Germany so bad at football?
Anyone else notice how much of a whiny bitch he is? Always moaning to the ref. Dives quite a bit as well. Yet he gets away with it because he isn't southern European.
>>69354973
They were better than you desu, just massively refballed
Good for us it was you who won, can't wait for Greaseman to meet the great wall of Pepe and Co
>>69355120
>just massively refballed
how?
>>69355120
We will teach you to shut up and fuck your own face when talking to an honorary superior being
>>69355120
Have you ever noticed how Pepe actually looks like Pepe? Really makes you think
I don't understand why Low didnt take another striker.
They only had Gomez and played way better with him.
>>69355120
How do you explain this?
>>69354797
>>69355283
Pepe looks like Anthony Martial
>>69355120
Stop fucking call it refball
A referee calling a justifiable penalty because German players are retards who keep jumping with their arms over their heads isn't a controversial decision that single-handedly won France the game
And Germany were largely shit in the second half, no ideas or ambition
>>69355290
we love to complain about how we lack quality strikers but germany are really worse in that position
after gomez all they have are kruse and kießling who are both 32, meier and schurrle who is not even a striker
and all their upcoming talents seem to be midfielders too, it seems that kids don't dream to be star strikers anymore
>>69355290
he has his meme tactics. thats the whole problem with Löw. our finishing was so damn bad for this whole tournament and he couldnt come up with any proper solution.
also that penalty was legit. still dont know why this shit had to happen 2 games in a row tho
>>69355449
we could give them Nolan Roux.
>>69355449
Kiesling could succeed in their NT. Totaly forgot about him.
>>69355406
If a French nog touched the ball with his hand over his head like schwein, and not sanctioned by a penalty, all of them would be mad as fuck and calling it an injustice.
Crazy how 4chan is biased towar the nazis always.
its funny how people pile on these elite players after a loss to other elite players.you get like a fraction of a second to shoot at that level, if you're lucky. take it easy.
>>69355522
but I have seen alot of german hating on Gomez, he is your german Giroud, but very useful for helping more technique players like Draxler.
>>69355550
Low always hated Kiessling.
>>69355650
Why
loving this shit. But it's pretty meme to see you guys go from literally sucking his dick when Germany wins to throwing him in the trash.
Does spee not know real love?
>>69355747
>Love
We just hate over here.
>>69355747
I've never liked him. I've seen him whiff on so many chances i've lost count
>>69354469
Klose is a WC babby. At no point in his career was he ever even in the top 10 strikers in the world.
>>69355747
he has been shit for this whole tournament desu. fuck I mean even at the benuldis against italy he decided to do a weak ass meme kick instead of a proper shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycz8Mb7JQ2Q
Reminder
>>69356023
Holy shit
>>69356023
He has autism, he lives in his own world.
I like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKii9IoZ4OI
>>69355213
>honorary superior being
Kind of like France was an "honorary" victor in WW2.
Or how France is an "honorary" member of the UN Security Council.
Literally the retard consolation prize.
LMAOOOO AT FRANCE LMAOOO
>>69355449
how can you complain about the quality of your strikers? what the fuck france, you produced some of the most interesting young strikers there are at the moment.
>>69356023
that was planned m8. it could've been absolutely fantastic if kroos made a proper assist.
distract the opponent, break through their defense and net it.
>>69354858
>>69358828
France is a permanent member of the UN security council.
What the fuck are you talking about
>>69354241
6'0 140 shredded. Come at me frog.
>>69359946
well, your malnourished then
>>69354241
Why are most european young males so fucking skinny? Do you faggots not have gyms or something?
That's not healthy at all, pal.
>>69354469
>Who is Klose
Half-Polish
Germany's defeat was due to 3 factors: injuries, suspensions, and Müller having a piss poor tournament.
Rest was spot on last night.
I hate how fucking arrogant and unfazed this guy was.
He was useless all tournament, yet is absolutely immune to any sort of criticism. Also fuck Löw for never subbing him.
>>69355120
>player punches ball
>massively refballed
Better have your list of excuses ready for Sunday. I know Ronaldo will try to dive a lot in the box.
>>69359946
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>69355923
This discussion is about the NT, tho, and in the NT he was always there when it mattered for 12 years. His instinct and positioning was just as good as Muller's, but he could actually finish plays consistently which makes him 900% better within a system where you already have so many creators.
I mean, shit, forget about elites like Klinsmann or Gerd; the way Muller played this cup I bet he had people missing Bierhoff and Carsten Jancker.
If Löw wasn't so obsessed with tiki-taka then Germany would have better chances in the second half. They passed way too much without attempting to score as much.
Robson-Kanu is a better striker than Muller kek
>>69361572
the thing i miss the most in our NT are long shots desu.
but you can forget that as long as jogi is in charge. they rather pass the ball 1000 times more with no result.
>>69361572
Cause they have no strikers.
>>69353685
Reminder that man united were willing to spend £100 million for him. Bayern should have taken advantage and sold him.
Execute CUTE all Bavarians.
>>69361695
>100 million for Chicharito Lite
Wew....
