>Friday
Eels vs Roosters
>Saturday
Bulldogs vs Wests Tigers
>Sunday
Panthers vs Sharks
>Monday
Raiders vs Cowboys
Reports saying Kieran Foran has quit the NRL
>pre-round thread
>on the day the round starts
SHAKING MY HEAD AT THIS THREAD TO BE QUITE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY
>>69354937
i'm drunk thought it was like wednesday
>>69355274
I thought it was Wednesday today too, bizarre. Better than the thread Walkcunt would have made anyway.
Hey FEMwalk, can you remake the thread with the correct details AND action shot
cheers cunt
>Foran
Without a doubt THE worst signing in NRL history
>>69358644
Feel bad for the guy though
Must be pretty fucked up if he turns away money like that just to get better
>>69358644
of course. having a very rich dad also plays a part in this because there is virtually zero risk with him gambling everything away because his dad can just bail him out
>>69358691
this is a reddit post
>>69358791
Look at the web address senpai
Perhaps you had the wrong tab open but this is in fact 4chan
>>69359317
kys redditor
>LE FUG LE BORIIN XDXD
kys
>>69359348
Once again, please check the web address above. It appears you are mistaking this website for another that you may think you are on.
>mfw when Foran comes back to manly on 200k a year
>even with all their fuckups, eels are still beating half the teams in the league
>>69359456
>mfw when
>my face when when
>>69359513
>tfw when you fuck up your memeing
>>69359630
WEEEEOOHHHH WEEEEOOHHHH
MEME POLICE HERE
Heh, I'll let you off with just a warning this time sport, but don't let it happen again or I'll throw you in meme prison with Fatt and Zerogoose
>>69359703
Sorry officer
>>69358691
This tbqfhwy
Roosters are BACK lads
I just realised that Cameron Smith doesn't even have a nickname that people regularly call him by. Pretty strange
Might lose to a shitter this week lads
Lads I heard Foran was quitting a few days ago at work from my connection with his family.
I'd say this isn't speculation and that he is actually going to retire.
>Alpha find me 5, NRL players with attitude
Which 5 do you chose /nrl/?
ScHoolboy Q - Blank Face LP.
http://www18.zippyshare.com/v/2huRieXc/file.html
>>69361127
Cam. And Smithy.
Oh what a surprise, Wayne Bennett getting his way AGAIN
Politician, priest, policeman, performer, Parramatta rugby league captain – they are all public figures and they know that well in advance of the position and profile they have pursued. People who have an interest in their performance applaud and criticise and speculate and they capitalise on that when it suits them – puff pieces placed by their managers in the Wymminses Weekly when they marry, have a child or help an old lady to cross the road, for example.
It’s a simple reality.
What bizarre interpretation of “social conscience” (an amusing notion, selectively brought into play by the sanctimonious) and “show some respect” has it that a player walking out on a $5 million contract ought not be reported by sports journalists.
How do we know anything about this fella’s “health and life is in the balance”? No-one is saying anything clear or in detail about him being crook or being anything much – see Paragraph 5 of the report – indeed the last piece I saw had him thundering about suing anyone who said anything about gambling and there has been nothing reported on that score since!
I recall Gary Lyon was reputedly suicidal or somesuch in January. It has taken just six months for him to fade into obscurity, to become Friday night’s fish and chip wrapper. The fame falls away very quickly and the glare of publicity will leave this bloke to himself too shortly, to do whatever he needs to do about something or other that has never been reported in any detail.
>>69361453
those aren't nicknames, and people don't regularly call him by those names
>>69359345
>not washing your hair every 2-3 days
wew lad
>>69361576
he gets called Cam Smith all the time
>>69361696
>>69359345
>washing your hair
what the fuck
I wash mine once every 3 months for a haircut
Bit sick lads
>>69361279
Who?
>>69361714
wow
just wow
>>69361576
Don't know where your from mate, but round here we always call him Cam Smithy.
Parra fold when?
wgonpw
>>69361714
Groce
>You now remember Mitch Cornish
Boyd Cordner in on the bench.
Taikarangi out and Ma'u to play centre.
RoosterGOD.
mmmm that steak bacon and cheese sub looks good, think I might get it next time I'm at subway
RoosterGOD.
>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand
What did he mean by this?
>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand
What did he mean by this?
>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand
What did he mean by this?
>>69363328
tell your cousins to go home
Is anyone here unironically gay?
What the fuck is happening in America?
>>69363425
how the fuck can you be ironically gay
>>69363451
Country is fucked
>>69363451
niggers being niggers
REF BALL!!!
>That Roosters refball
Typical
>>69363457
My name is Buster Hymen
>norman
>defense
pick 1
How have Parra fans not killed themselves yet?
>that horribly fake turf
Disgusting
>radradradraadra who is definitely australian is also dead
How is it even possible for one team to be this fucked
>17 minutes
>Parra almost has no bench already
>mfw traded Semi out this week
>roosters "fans" are going to say they're "back" after they beat a literally dead eels team with no players left
How hard do you think the nipples of those cheerleaders are?
>Roosters will lose to a dead Parramatta team
>>69363738
harder than sydney's defense
Why are parramatta so slow that that was "fast"
Is Mitchell another Inglis? Athletic but shit for brains.
>>69363885
>Athletic
>strong palm
>good angles
>big
>fucked knees
>only shows up in attack for his teams occasionally
It checks out
Pearce looks fired up lads, must be upset over that greyhound thing
>>69363944
But will he be picked for QLD despite being clearly NSW?
>Sackson Wankstains
How quickly are eels going to fold with no interchange?
>Someone finally remembered that Tupou is taller than his opposing player
Cordner is fucking GOAT
Lets just face it
>Tupou does all the work
>They jizz over Mitchell who just fell over the line
>>69364278
He truly is the next greg inglis
Are Beau Scott and Jeff Robson related?
>team finally starts getting their shit together
>it's round 19
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOW
OH MY GOD
Where do the Roosters find these cunts?
>>69364346
yeah they are so good, look at how much talent they have
oh wait they suck lol
and we lose anyway
This is actually a pretty decent game
>>69364407
I'm enjoying it and don't support either team
>>69364433
Me too. There hasn't been any scummy shit or noticeably bad reffing and the teams are pretty evenly matched.
The Roosters should be fucking ashamed of themselves
>>69364537
pretty sure they are
Friend has been a literal turd this year
>>69364596
His kicks on the 4th that he constantly does for no reason or result annoy me.
Roosters are BACK lads
>THE HIPSTER INFESTED SHITHOLE OF BONDI
Now this is the Roosters I know.
No Try
>roosters next three games are sharks, storm and brisbane
fuck me
>Roosters couldn't even beat an injury infested Parra with refball
you can't even make this shit up
I don't understand how the Roosters are so bad with the talent they have
They're only two wins ahead of Newcastle, the worst team in 20 years.
Gummi Bears is BACK
>>69364843
>implying that was refball.
>>69365025
left his run too late this season
>>69365306
So?
His schedule means that if he wins this week and bags a few more, I can sneak into the 8.