Portuguese dinner sunday
gib some
>sunny side up
fuck that
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Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with your kind?
>Posting the most disgusting portuguese dish
Fuck off
>>69345157
that egg kills it. holy shit that egg looks disgusting. enjoy your undercooked fetus ontop of perfectly good food
WTF i hate portland now!
caralho
>>69345462
You can ask for it to come with no egg. Not everyone likes the eggs.
>>69345462
Remove the egg and it's litteraly a croque monsieur
American as fuck.
>>69345549
meu rico farrapo velho
melhor não há depois da véspera do natal
>>69345619
8/10 would eat but never will because you guys maybe the third to last european/african country i would want to visit.
>>69345462
you're a special kind of retard aren't you?
>not eating runny yolk
this is why uncultured american swine should be seated in the kids section and given nothing but chicken nuggets with ketchup
>>69345157
Francesinha? Are you a Porto lad?
>>69345157
>a drenched sandwich with an egg on top
wow
>>69345549
>fish
incredible
>>69345653
Yeah, I think you would need to remove the other meats, the cheese, the sauce...
Make way for the GOAT
>>69345821
>uncultured
>>69345857
>>69345945
you should really kill yourself
>>69345743
but you're not white though
Move aside peasants.
>>69346128
>Sagres
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how do you say francesinha in english
>>69346205
you don't. you say francesinha
>>69345462
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Who wants a nice 'go 'za?
>>69346205
Francesinha
I had francesinha when I visited Porto. It was really good :)
>>69346128
Everyone here (aside from the frenchies kek) are gonna look at that and go Euuurrgh. But they don't know. They don't know the protein goodness they're missing out on
the fuck is that disgusting shite
>>69346279
Fuck off, you uncultured thing
>>69346338
i am from the main part where they cook that shit and i was never able to eat that fucking disguting piece of shit animal
>>69346304
>Everyone here
Where the FUCK do you live? Where I am everyone loves this shit. They even sell them in the super market.
>>69346338
>>69346279
just left moved outa the Chicago burbs 24 hours ago.
no more good food for me, feels bad man
>>69346377
What about a 'york 'za?
>>69346405
You have clearly acquired shit taste. I bet you eat from Mcdonalds.
>>69346456
You too.
>>69346338
>arroz de lampreia
>a little arroz that wouldn't feed an african child
>smelly fish on top
what were they thinking
>>69345462
>undercooked fetus
jesus motherfuck, are you this fucking stupid
Also had some dank migas when I visited the Alentejo.
>>69346421
i was talking about /sp/ faggot
>>69346405
>>69346456
>>69346503
Let me fucking guess, you hate arroz à cabidela as well.
>yuki blood! mommy pls I want a "prego no prato" :-((((
sois todos uns rabetas, ponham aí masé pics de cozidos à portuguesa e feijoadas para mostrar a estes paneleirões quem é que manda na cozinha
>>69346484
>that horribly undercooked cheese in the middle
>>69346338
Animal carcass being dissolved in acid and infested by maggots
>>69346639
>>69346491
No meu irmão
i simply think that this fish is fucking disgusting. i love the rest of our cousine culture, but i can't even look at that, in my town we even have a fucking day with a "party" and rally, we call it "rally da lampreia".
Who /saltedcod/ here?
>these dumb fuck savage euro shits think they get cuisine
>>69346723
It's a lamprey and it's served fresh, usually straight from the tank. It's a seasonable fish.
>>69346663
I only hate the fucking lamprey, i fucking love arroz de cabidela! puta que pariu
The rice is so fucking god tier
>>69346723
more or less. don't fall for the memes, that one's shit. snails are good though
>>69346128
I could eat this. Snail is actually a great meat.
>>69346663
This reminds me, i'm from the south so for me bifanas de Vendas Novas were the best, but since i moved to Porto i just don't know which one is best anymore.
>>69346856
>that one is shit
>despite being expensive and extremely required everywhere
Mata-te
>>69346791
legit GOAT poor ppl food. fuck Ramen MSG noodles
>>69346667
isto
>>69346791
>this guy doesn't realize that's what 90% of amerithicks actually believe
>>69346639
Friends of tomato? what?
Am I the only one that prefers a simple bitoque?
meninos
>>69347006
What's with you fags putting eggs on everything
>>69347006
I had one for lunch today to recover, best hangover food desu.
>>69346981
are you non-native? migas means crumbs
>>69346856
Yeah I wanna try snails but you can't get them anywhere here. I tried frogs and was suprised by how god they were.
>>69347039
What's with you fags putting 'le epic bacon for the win' on everything?
>all the meme food in this thread
>>69346928
>expensive = good
>>69347081
>You can't get them in a costal country
Croatians confirmed for non white.
>>69347081
>frog god
>>69347038
disgusting. a friend of mine puts chicken's feet on his. sometimes i have to eat it.
>>69345157
Just posting some GOAT Goan food I had on my phone
This costs just 3.5 $ BTW.
>>69347039
Holly shit, i never went with the meme "americans are stupid" but this last days that i came here to /sp/...
it's like 98.5% of american post are fucking retarded.
Congrats bro!
>>69347038
pretty good.
speaking of lamprey. This might be the shittiest looking desert that tastes the best I ever seen in my life. I just wish it was more affordable.
>>69347109
Answer my question I asked first then I will answer yours.
>>69347067
I know, I just still think it's funny when I see "migas de bacalhau" or "secretos de porco" on a menu. And no, I'm not Portuguese.
![feijoada-a-portuguesa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iaRCA69.jpg "feijoada-a-portuguesa[1].jpg")
>>69346667
Feijoada caralho!
>>69347168
go eat an egg
>>69346421
glad we're not the only ones with good taste.
>>69347175
*desert
uhh... obviously meant "dessert".
>>69347038
Algumas comidas típicas portuguesas parecem tentativas desesperadas de comer bem em tempos de crise extrema
>>69347175
So we're on to desserts?
Hey look I put eggs on something I just made a Portuguese dish.
here's one from my part of the country
yes that's a goat stomach, then you put rice and more goat inside it, boil it for 1 hour
b00m
better than sushi
>>69347112
the fucking best
>>69347285
what are you so mad about?
>>69347285
More Portuguese food
>>69347285
See >>69347168
Such a beautiful country with a retard population
>>69347163
that sir is a bitoque, probably a recipe taken there by the portuguese explorers
>>69347285
BTFO
>>69345435
(You)
>>69347270
>parecem
é mesmo
>>69347365
Hey look I made Portuguese pizza. I'm going to eat this Sunday .
>desserts
pic related wins, no contest
>>69347199
i had secretos for dinner yesterday with french fries and roasted pepper salad plus a normal salad
>>69347270
Basicamente, ya. Mas shhhh nao digas isso aos turistas. Kek
>>69347385
thread
>>69345462
What a retard
>>69347272
This is from Alentejo isn't it? A friend once made one and served it with ice cream.
>>69347436
dude stop it nobody cares
>>69347448
TELL ME THE SECRETS DAMN IT
>>69345157
>Breakfast for dinner
>>69347390
Would you like some Portuguese spaghetti?
You guys appear to be really into rice as a side dish. I'm more of a potato guy myself, but whatever floats your boat.
>>69346128
>Sagres
>>69347204
Que tipo de feijão é este?
>>69346791
>posting plastic fakes instead of real food
>>69347557
Encarnado.
>>69347526
>carbonara
>egg on francesinha
Fucking disgusting, way to ruin a perfectly good meal
>>69347499
I always start my day with some Portuguese cereal.
>>69347526
>being mad about eggs
>>69347444
this is egg cream wrapped in that edible paper that they use to put pictures of Noddy on birthday cakes
>this thread
>>69347385
How is that called my friend? It has literally my favorite foods
>>69347527
Actually, potato is more commonly served with codfish than rice of other side dish.
>>69347527
Iirc we're 2nd on biggest rice consumers per capita
>>69347589
>>69347638
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>>69347638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdKcrW3tZEw
nice try
>>69347589
america ball you sound so mad
>>69347608
Dude you want some Portuguese mashed potatoes. See it's Portuguese food because it's a common food with an egg on it. That's Portuguese food. Now you know what Portuguese food is. It's common food with an egg on it.
>all these foreigners not getting the joke
that dish is called francesinha (frenchie) and was originally made by a french in Portugal
>>69347640
Cozido à Portuguesa.
>>69347498
Sim, chama se sericaia e é costume servir se com ameixas em calda.
>>69347640
Cozido À Portuguesa. Portuguese Stew.
>>69345821
Runny yolk is pretty popular here desu
>>69347680
who doesn't love a good penis with egg and rice
>>69347680
Oh look more fucking eggs
>>69347680
eia chaval
I won't start a discussion about food because it's not even fair.
>>69345157
What am I looking at
>>69347680
Enjoy your cancer bro
>>69346304
But if you fail to boil them well you can get a serious illness
This baby costs 20€. But it's good. So good.
autism and eggs: the thread
Who wants a Portuguese egg burger?
>>69347775
i legit laughed at this comment.
Stop being so butthurt amerifat
>>69346304
Snail is a nice hors d'oeurve I wish it was more available here and wasn't seen as a niche food
>>69347726
>HEY GUYS NOTICE ME IM SO FUNNY! TRUMP4PRESIDENT EGG IN CAR MAKES PORTUGUESE CAR LELELELEL
>>69346901
bifanas de vendas novas all the way bro
>2016 BC
>Not cooking underground
>>69347800
p. gud
this too
>>69345938
This
Even Mexican food is not safe from the Portuguese
>>69347680
Maravilha irmão transmontano
>>69347800
go eat paella
>>69347800
>Migas
Mahniggah.jpg
>>69347873
we literally pick them in the bushes near our houses and sell them to restaurants
>>69345157
what a cringe fucking thread with cringe ass fucking posters posting disgusting food.
Congratulations
>>69347800
Migas are always welcome.
>>69347914
>more eggs
>>69346338
No, fuck off campónio
>>69347914
those aren't chicken eggs, nice diversity desu
>>69347932
>Mexican
That looks jewish, schlomo
>>69347800
Never tried that, but no one can pull these babies off like you guys do.
No cuisine is safe from Portugal's egg rape
>>69347800
do people in Spain eat snail? cuz it would be pretty funny if you were surrounded by two countries that do, but you didn't
>>69348009
>>69348022
those are mushrooms you fucks.
You know what this is?
>>69348009
Changing the shape of pasta doesn't make it any different aswell Alfredo Barbosini
>>69348005
HERE WE GO
>>69348005
OMG LOL EGGS!!!!11
>>69348086
Deep fried eggs?
>>69348086
Boom
>>69348086
kek
hmm
>>69348045
fug
>I would like an order of authentic Portuguese nachos please
>>69347932
isn't that totally jew-haram ?
>>69348086
ovos escalfados?
>they're memeing about the eggs but we were the ones that brought the eggs to Japan
And, might I had, they love them.
>>69347726
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>>69347444
queijadas de sintra>>ovos moles
pampilhos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ovos moles
I'm practicing my portuguese cooking
thoughts?
Holy shit can't stop laughing at the american egg hating autist ITT
>>69348066
We actually do, some paella recipes have snail on them.
I find them disgusting.
But pic related is heaven on earth.
>>69348086
fodasse adoro esta merda.
>>69348138
looks fucking good desu
>>69348005
The lazy men's dish. Where's the mayo?
Hey look what I found
Time to hook me some americans
>>69348244
>Octopus
Patrician taste hermano
>>69348185
Ovos recheados meu grande
>captcha
Well, shit
>>69348244
Jesus christ what are these tapas called again? GOD TIER
>>69348233
10/10, you can open a restaurant now
>>69348289
no way
there's that easter cake that we have too, the one that has an egg in it
i forget the name
>>69348289
this might just be your first good post today, you should stop while you're on top
I thought Portuguese food was just Nandos? What's all this filthy shit?
>>69348304
G O A T
O
A
T
I fucking love it when the ends are crunchy
>>69348289
All he eats is eggs wtf
>>69348243
same desu
>>69348371
and semen
>>69348353
>tfw there is a portuguese bakery a few miles away from me
time to get (more) fat
>>69348366
>I thought Portuguese food was just Nandos
you should log off the internet for a while.
>>69348196
I keep seeing you guys brag about how you taught asia how to cook. But the thing is that they've long since surpassed the teacher
>>69348371
of course he does, have you seen this thread
>>69348353
Folar?
>>69347739
Muito boa. Outra do Alentejo que é muito boa é a torta de santiago.
>>69345462
Kill yourself. Eggs are GOAT
>>69348353
Folar?
>Nunca mais terás 10 anos outra vez
>Nunca mais vais pedir douradinhos com ketchup
>>69348086
Fuck I love these but unfortunately they are only available some 30 kma away
>>69348396
really? what's the name so i can lookup on the internet
>>69347775
>this triggers the american
>tfw portuguese food is banned in America
sorry guys I wish I could sample your cuisine
>>69348366
>Nandos
What the fuck is that
>>69347589
>>69348243
it's literally Guy Fieri, he always talks about disliking eggs on that shitty food show
>>69348414
Yep thats it
>>69348451
>afq adoro isso mas tenho vergonha de pedir
>>69348451
isso é o menu para crianças lol
>>69348451
Mas podes comer isso todos os dias em casa se quiseres.
>>69348488
>forgot pic
fuuuuuuuck
>>69348304
I really like this thread.
>>69348551
>>69348451
What a bland shitty combination of food.
>>69345435
claramente um lisboeta
>>69346128
do you eat the shells too or only meat like clams?
>>69346279
only pizza in Chicago looks that good
>>69345938
this is going to be my sunday dinner and boiled shrimps with some nice white wine
>>69348366
Nando's isn't even portuguese. Common misconception. Nando's is south african.
>>69348553
Tão bom, especialmente ensopado na broa alentejana. fds o alentejo tem pratos bons para caralho.
>>69348418
O Alentejo tem bons doces.
>>69348584
It's a kids menu, you see that it lacks eggs
>>69348551
top kek
What would Portugal do if a chicken flu wiped out every chicken in their country?
Kill yourselves portucucks, your food is shit, it all tastes dry or overly sweet as fuck, fucking disgusting stone age pallate.
t. brit immigrant and regretting every minute of it, your country is fucking pathetic
where my margem sul negros at?
![Sunny_Side_Up_Eggs_Over_Asparagus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tvTEkjt.jpg "Sunny_Side_Up_Eggs_Over_Asparagus[1].jpg")
Lads I was in Lisbon and ordered asparagus and got this. I didn't ask for egg
>>69348463
literally just "Portuguese Corner Store and Bakery," it's in Florida. I think there's a "general latin food" restaurant in the same shopping plaza called Rincon Tropical too.
Portuguese sammich
>>69348622
A tua mãe é o melhor doce de todos
>>69348646
Eat seafood and pork everyday
>>69348656
Your food is the worst m8
>>69348646
We would eat eggs from other species (duck, goose, cow, etc)
let's start a competition to see who's grandmother makes the best desert
kek
>>69348646
maybe they would start fucking their women :D
>>69348590
>do you eat the shells too or only meat like clams?
Only the meat m8.
