Centre Court
Serena Williams (USA) v Elena Vesnina (RUS)
Angelique Kerber (GER) v Venus Williams (USA)
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
Here's hoping Venus wins. Should I bet for her?
first for walkgod
>Wimbledon server location: EU
>>69323080
yes, I have 50 on her
When's the Djokovic match on?
>>69323141
How is that even possible for a human, to hve such a fatass while playing tennis all day???
>women tennis
Still watching
>thread 1
I doubt this thread is even going to reach 500 posts
>women's tennis
>>69323180
Her body's natural estrogen supply is going into overdrive trying to offset the inhuman amount of testosterone injected into her muscles.
Same reason male bodybuilders and weightlifters grow tits.
>>69323281
>not enjoying short skirts
double bagel incoming
>serenawinlol
Well another boring semi and final slam.
Poor little white girl
This match is over then?
Vesnina has a nice ass though.
This is pathetic.
Riveting tennis
>aiyah!
What did she mean by this?
Do female tennis players even practice?
>>69323493
When i watch womans tennis i support the one who grunts the least.
Guys I have a question. So Serena consistently dominates her opponents and the only way she can lose is if she beats herself, so why does she always look like she's struggling even when she's winning big? Shit doesn't make since.
Does Serena have permanent erect nipples? Can't be that cold.
>>69323281
>Williams """sisters"""
> women
>It's another serena wins 6-1 6-2 Episode
>she gets more money than Tsonga or Cilic for this match
Serena playing an anime character
>Ajyah Aiyah Aiyah!!!
>unforced error
maximum cringe
>ywn be vesnina's ballboy
>>69323612
You are suspisious they aren't sisters?
?
Bagel averted. Equal pay eternally justified.
>>69323634
>vesnina is making just as much as cilic and tsonga for this match
drop some andy murray memes please
Who would win between Williams and Murray? When Serena is up and going she's hard to stop
>>69323580
To imply that she's working hard at her job. She is tested sometimes, but not today.
>>69323768
Yeah no. Serena is a fucking immovable object. Murray would pass and lob her to no end. Plus he negates her somewhat decent serve.
>>69323579
That Sharapova vs Azarenka match a few years back must have been a difficult choice ;)
>people paid actual money to watch this
hooray it's williams day when the only proper matches are the williams sisters easily beating people, what a day for tennis, i'm so excited
>>69323854
What's she thinking?
>>69323892
>she
holy shit first time woman tennis viewer here
are so many breaks normal?
>>69323909
Not man enough for a real woman?
>>69323927
IS THAT REAL
HAHAHAHAHA
vesnina gets 470,000£ for this performance
I'm really thinking about killing myself
>it's another serena dominates the tournament only to choke in the final episode
Serena rolled that poor qt
>>69323927
nope
>>69323927
>>69324049
stop posting poorly dressed woman or I'm calling the mods
>it's a serena BTFO some literally who episode
>Mirza
MY PENIS
470,000£ for this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>people paying for a day with guaranteed only women's tennis
What the FUCK where they thinking?
>>69324086
It's fine when it happens in the earlier rounds but in the SF is embarrassing.
Don't treat her so harshly.
She might be pre- or postmenstrual. Women athletes deserve equal pay for dealing with that.
>serena's returns are more powerful than vesnina's serves
>>69324125
(you)
women's sport was a mistake
>>69323854
why? what does it represent?
serena's nipples
Already? Fuck me.
>>69324128
She passes wind with more gusto
>women's """"""""""""""""tennis""""""""""""""""
>people payed more than 50 GDP for this
>womens tennis
Disgusted
who /venus/ here?
>>69324208
>"""""""women's"""""""
>>69324190
murray = cuck
>>69324199
They make me swell with.. Er.. Pride
would you either fuck mirza or hingis?
>>69324288
prime hingis
current mirza
Where can I view the published results of tennis players gender tests?
>>69324379
gender is a social construct
exciting match of tennis coming!
Why is her outfit so baggy? Literally no other reason to watch this.
@69324684 I'm excited for tomorrow
>>69324703
Never mind, lads.
>>69324716
Epic
That williams box looks like one of these fat black American comedy movies.
>tfw no Angelique Kerber gf
Go Carebear. Maybe Germans will care about tennis again if you win.
I thought Brits used k/ph?
Why are the serves in mph?
>>69324781
the colonies use kph
>>69324781
Nah we use mph.
>>69324790
>>69324809
But you use the metric system? That doesn't make sense.
So serving means absolutely nothing in women's tennis?
The court is 17 yards long
Y/N?
takeover lads
Why can't women hold serve?
Literally what is even the point of women?
>>69324823
we do what we want
>>69324781
We're all mixed up senpai :(
Everyone I know uses a ridiculous mix. Even within types of measurement.
Holy hell Kerber has a great fucking body.
>>69324823
We're so smart we use a combination of things, and can convert everything on the spot.
>>69324826
>>69324848
Did neither of you watch Serena? She literally lost 4 points on her serve all match
Kerber is like that Seinfeld girl, sometimes she looks kinda qt and awful at other times.
just fuck my serve up senpai
This might be a close one, lads!
>>69324878
shes the exception to the rule
>>69324848
dont hit the ball hard enough to get free points
>women in charge of holding serve
>>69324878
>women
>>69324823
>Although the United Kingdom uses the metric system for most administrative and trade purposes, Imperial units are widely used by the public and are permitted or obligatory for some purposes, such as road signs.
Probably because the metric system is a dirty French invention.
If murray wins wimbledon I'll kill myself
>>69324908
kill yourself anyway please
>>69324908
I want him to win, but I wouldn't begrudge Fed his 8th title.
love a good double fault desu guys
>venus
wew shes rubbish
>>69324880
Teehee
Venus facial structure is similar to that of a Neanderthal.
>>69324906
That's even more retarded than the Yanks, you've really taken the cake on this one
Just a reminder that this dumb cunt that can't hold serve is the reason that men and women get paid the same amount of money.
fuck me serena is literally the only woman in tennis who doesnt shit the bed on serve
>>69324977
Deal with it, nerd.
>it' a no one can hold service episode
just hold serve jesus christ
>>69325035
Well I don't ever plan on going to the UK so I'll leave you guys to deal with that
Liberals let this happen.
Women's tennis should never be played at Centre court. Make them play the semis on court #1 and men's doubles on centre which is actually better.
Friendly reminder that the women get paid the same as the men for this shit.
>Another event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams, aged 17 and 16 respectively, had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager." The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park, after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two beers. He first took on Serena and after leading 5–0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2. Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance." He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun." Braasch said the big difference was that men can chase down shots much easier, and that men put spin on the ball that the women can't handle. The Williams sisters adjusted their claim to beating men outside the top 350.
>>69325035
why so mad ahmed?
>>69325070
he told you to deal with it so deal with it bruce. i'll cut you
Has there ever been a set where no one held serve? This is absurd.
Why is Kerber allowed sponsorship on her shirt? Isn't that banned?
Gonna head over to reddit and see how they defend this.
B R E A K
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THEY GET PAID MILLIONS TO NOT HOLD SERVER
>>69325141
adidas and uniqlo allow it
>>69325096
>that's mad in suisseland
I know you're very peaceful over there but c'mon.
Funny thread today, good times
>>69325106
You literally won't, you're thousands of KILOMETRES away from me and even if you were in the same city as me you'd have no idea who I am or how to find me. Your threats are hollow and YOU have been exposed as a FRAUD.
No, you fucking shitlords, what this shows is that women's RETURNS are STRONGER than men's, meaning the quality of the women's game is HIGHER than the men's, therefore the women should be paid MORE than the men.
>>69323768
Serena wouldn't win a game.
>>69325141
even nike on a shirt is a sponsorship technically, so it's probably fine
>kerber will never give you a handy with those nice strong arms
LOVING this caps meme
Why does everyone have to wear white?
Is it a purity thing?
He can't watch.
>>69324781
We use miles. I have no idea what a kilometer is or what a kilogram is. Oddly, I do use millimetres/centimetres/metres over inches/feet/yards.
>>69325161
>adidas and uniqlo allow it
Murray has sponsors and he wears Under Armor.
>>69324880
watch veep, she always looks great in that
>>69325229
Sarcasm is not the same as bait, anon.
>>69325176
>hope solo likes this
>>69325161
>>69325187
>>69325231
Always thought it was a Wimbledon rule not a manufacturer one. Though having a look I can't see anything which specifically prohibits it here.
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/atoz/clothing_and_equipment.html
>>69325272
The sponsors don't seem to be very intrusive, a small strip here and there.
>>69325259
my bad he's had a few drinks
>>69325231
yeah forgot that one but his thing with them is weird tbqh
he wears shoes they don't even sell in stores yet
atleast I can cop uniqlo stuff
>it's a who holds, wins episode
CAN KERBER BEAT SERENA?!?!
IM IN ALL CAPS FOR A BETTER SHOT AT SOME YOUS
Alright cunts, this thread getting out of hand. Let me remind you:
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Anyone else think they should get rid of the let chord thing? If it goes in it's in, if it's out it's out. So you hit the net and dribbled the ball over, you got lucky.
>>69325309
Fuck you, you fucking faggot.
Meme incoming
Kerber your enthusiasm
>Sort of daily Grand Slam reminder that a qt young Hantuchova is not your gf .
@69325305
no
>>69325305
she beat serena on australian open final. so much kek in here /sp/
>>69325323
I think it's fine the way it is.
They let it happen during regular play and you should try and mitigate luck.
>>69325325
I take umbrage to that.
How do we fix women's tennis?
>>69325329
THANK YOU MR SKELETAL
Has there ever been an easier route to the semi-finals? Thank god Murray will fuck his shit up
>tfw practicing serve at the park alone and now my chest muscles are sore
>>69325309
Who the fuck do you think you are dishing out rules?
>>69325309
Thread needs more Swan tbqh.
>>69325323
No because then skilled players like me would aim for the net and produce serves that would be impossible to defend.
>>69325398
Not skelly enough.
>>69325384
>tfw no one fucking cares about some clogfag
>>69325384
usually it's muh legs that get sore.
getting sick of being that guy tbqh. nobody is good around me
some dad challenged me to a set with his shitty babolat racquet and got butthurt when I beat him 6-1. never saw him again
>>69325376
>B.Becker
wat
>>69325376
>having to play Boris Becker in the second round
>easy
>>69325397
Your worst nightmare, do not cross me...
>>69325439
Benjamin
>>69325376
Wouldn't mind Berdych winning one for da land tbqh
>>69325469
>Your worst nightmare
A fat nigger with a BO problem?
>>69325425
>shitty
>babolat
pick one
>>69325486
This Wimbledon is ripe for a meme final like USO 2014 again.
>>69325495
>using the arm killer to make up for your shit technique
I make sure to destroy babolat users
>>69325507
who are we gonna root for in the inevitable memealicious Raonic x Berdych final?
WATER THE GRASS
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>>69325576
Raonic, I hate Birdshit.
used to think berdych was australian for some reason
>>69324758
Criminally underrated post
>>69325425
Nice blog you faggot
>>69325576
suicide
>>69325576
Berdych, Raonic is a meme
>>69325625
thx.
One time I got really mad and broke my racquet
>>69325659
>only one time
m8 I broke like 10 racquets
>sleeping
all me
>>69325657
He will win at least 2 slams m8
>>69325680
calm down fed
Neat, more polish immigrant victories that Germany can steal.
How do we fix women's tennis?
>>69325726
we start a nude league
>>69325657
I unironically like Raonic. His game is smooth af
>>69325726
multi-ball
>>69325726
give them penises for higher test
>>69325726
Let men play.
>>69325726
It's their fault for not being good enough desu
See this shit in so many sports, the pool of competitors isn't as deep as the male field and the top level game is poorer but they insist on it being promoted anyway.
Bet it's quite comfy in that umpire chair.
>>69325726
>>69325726
let them play against over 500 rated men
>>69325726
find a way for mid-ranked competitors to make millions in endorsements without winning anything significant in years
>>69325772
Up the sets in the Slams to best of 5 for the women, make them work for their money and you might see an evolution in the women's game where they have to become better.
>>69325726
Lower the net and give them faster balls.
>>69325726
>that rally
>Venus (Net Trap) Williams
>womens are playing
>everyone is a high test bully now
>>69325792
they'd get smashed, even serena
>>69325726
Skimpier outfits.
>>69325772
bit of a catch-22 though, they probably need to promotion to drive up interest and get more talent
they should definitely be playing 5 sets in the semis and finals
womens sport in general will never be as good as mens though, simple truth
>>69325726
Let more transsexuals into WTA
I genuinely can fantasise for hours on end about restarting my life as a female and growing up to beat Serena in the Wimbledon final. Not just beat her, humiliate her.
>>69325799
might work for R16 and beyond but hardly any of the girls are even fit enough to play a full season injury free and the draws/scheduling are logistical nightmares as it is
>>69325859
>but hardly any of the girls are even fit enough to play a full season injury free
Then they'll just have to get fitter. Too many chubby female tennis players around just coasting. I hear you with the scheduling though.
>>69325858
You are mentally ill and should seek psychiatric help as soon as possible
>>69325898
>what is an imagination
>>69325928
There's a line and you've crossed it
>>69325894
They should just separate the mens' and womens' tournaments. It's not like Wimbledon is being used all year. 2 weeks of women (and maybe doubles and shit although I fucking hate pro doubles), 2 weeks of men.
>>69325858
imagine how good 17 year old literally who Sharapova felt in 2004
kerber is such a qt
Kerber's face needs improvement.
>>69325953
This would be particularly not possible at Wimbledon because of the grass.
>>69325953
i've thought this for a while too, or at least break them up by a week
>>69325965
I'd def make her 3 inches taller if you know what I mean.
>>69325576
Raonic, if berdshit wins my CARPET meme will never take off
Daily reminder that Berdshits only masters title was won in 2005 on CARPET
>>69325953
The grass will be fucked by the time the men get around to playing, unless you leave Centre alone and just use Court 1 for the women but that would never happen and you've got all the other courts to think about too. Probably takes a good few weeks for grass to recover properly.
Would smash Kerber tbhfams
What's the point of fucking pro doubles btw? Doubles is for a wee game after work with your wife, her coworker and her coworker's husband. It's the equivalent of 5-a-side football or softball. You don't see shit Argentineans who can't get into the 11-a-side team playing fives during the World Cup.
>>69325956
>17 year old Sharapova
>>69325956
I wonder if she'd go back and lose that if it meant not having a 22-3 record against Serena or whatever it is.
>>69326015
>>69326050
Technicalities. The point is the split, not how far apart the tournaments are. As many weeks as it takes.
is their any bench press n serve players left in the draw
ebam?
>>69326103
berdych and raonic
where is sharapova?
You'd have to convince all the women that beefy arms look good on them so they'd be willing to get big. Literally the only reason Serena dominates.
>>69326050
wimby is a special case, but it's doable for the other 3
>>69326135
Maybe they should try caring about their craft instead of only ever thinking about looking pretty
>>69326135
Prefer shit tennis from qts over gorillaball tbqh lad.
>>69326135
Sam Stosur should be dominating too then. Big muscles don't always equal strength m8. Speed and technique are the true masters.
>>69326081
I wonder too, but I reckon probably not. Must have been sweet as fuck.
Just like 1 league title with Leicester or Deportivo is worth more than 10 with Man Utd or Barcelona.
1 extraordinary triumph is better than 10 standard, forgettable ones.
Controversial opinion here lads, but I think women's tennis isn't very good.
>>69326135
Honestly no, it just suites her game. You can also take the speedy ballchasing approach or the lanklet with powerful serve.
Look at Djokovic, he looks like a cancer patient and reigns almost supreme.
>>69326135
still hoping some girl with beefy arms jacks me off
>>69326166
stosur is a mental midget
I WOULD FUGG KERBER IN HER DIRTY ASSHOLE
VERY controversial opinion to follow:
Venus Williams is attractive
>>69326177
Just reported you to the police fyi
>>69326177
Sexist pig I think they should pay the women twice what the men get because of this comment ugh
No sister final...
doubles guy picked up a Bee and got stun. HAHA
KERBSTOMPED
I'd drive her Porsche
>>69326208
>Argentine flag
>this post
>>69323180
Do you really think that's fat? It's muscle, dude.
>>69326208
If Kerber wins she will be #1 right?
>>69326227
>doubles guy
