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How do you deal with the fact that Manuel Neuer will die within
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How do you deal with the fact that Manuel Neuer will die within your lifetime?
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>Neuer will decline and retire in six-seven years
>A Lehmann-calibre guy will replace him then as Germany's starting goalie
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>implying
He is in better shape and has reasons to live
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Neuer is going to die tomorrow?
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>>69322035
Jokes on you, I died yesterday
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>Gerd Müller will die within your lifetime
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>>69322035
If I am still alive when he dies, I will probably don't remember who he was.
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>>69322151
He suffers from dementia. He is already dead.
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how do you guys deal with the fact that you're older than the average german player
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>>69322183

Yea I'm 27 and have accomplished nothing.
When Germany loses tonight I will kill myself and put an end to this useless waste of life that is me.
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>>69322066
>who is her Stegen
José common
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>>69322079
Anton is right.
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>>69322216
If Germany wins you still have accomplished nothing. What difference does the game make?
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his own fault for doping
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>>69322066
>implying germany wont have another god tier goalie lined up as always

it truly is superior german engineering creating these goalkeepers on a production line
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>>69322216
Before you do it, can you give me your wealth?
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>>69322066

Are you trying to say Lehmann wasn't a great goalkeeper?
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>>69322035
What, are you 2? He has better odds of outliving you.
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>>69322910
They make them in old Nazi labs. They're actually supersoldiers, something like German Captain Americas.
Manuel Neuer is a play on Neuer Mann.
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>>69323002
>tall athletes
>living longer than introverted manlets who never go out

Nah.
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>>69322216
Can you livestream it?
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If neuer had the exact same ability but played for Austria or some other small meme country would he still be overrated by everyone
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>>69324122
>Manuel Neuer is a play on Neuer Mann
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>>69322035
i am pretty sure i will die before him, since i am 10 years older and never leave my basement
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literally who
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>>69322035
>you will die in your own lifetime>>69322035
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>>69322066
Leno is already better than Neuer m8.
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>>69324122
So Bert Trautmann was actually some kind of prototype?
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>>69324122
>Manuel Neuer is a play on Neuer Mann
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>everyone you love will die within your lifetime
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>>69330143
Not if you die first
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