German bros and all friends of German football get in here!
How fucking hyped are you?
Fuck yea! I love boobs
>>69321007
inshallah
I don't know what you're talking about but she can get a creampie
>>69321007
This poor girl lost her phone :(
Where could it be?
>>69321055
*crane falls on you*
I will support Germany just because I don't want Cristiano to win anything ever again, and I don't trust France in the final.
is Schweinsteiger injured?
>>69322547
any time that question is asked there is always a 50% chance that the answer is yes
>>69322547
He completed the last training session and Löw implied he will be a starter tonight.
>>69322547
he's perma injured especially in the head, but he will play anyway.
>>69322601
>he will be a started tonight
I think it's time for an early post-match thread.
Very hyped, Germany got this shit won already.
>will destroy hosts again and cause delicious tears
>will obliterate Portulol in the finals and cause delicious Ronaldo tears, again
I forgot who you're playing
>>69321078
Am I the only one who thinks this reddit way of explaining things is absolute garbage and only true autists use it?
>>69322728
witnessed!
Good morning
>>69322728
Witnessed
>>69321007
Hyped af it's a free win
>>69322728
What's the silver stuff?
>>69324786
Valhalla chrome spray.
who /supporting Germany/ here?
>>69322547
He's back from the workshop with new plating, refurbished bearings and recalibrated servos in his right leg. Unfortunately they don't make parts for him anymore.
I just hope he doesn't fall apart today. He's the cutest player in this Euro.
>>69321007
Tough final tonight bro, hope you guys pull through. Do it after pens though, watching with the lads and want a nice final.
>>69321007
You better fucking win Hanz. There's no way I'm watching the finals if it's North Africa vs Pootugal.
>>69321007
Very excited. I expect a good game against strong French.
>>69329070
Well in that case you just don't watch the finals.
Portugal matches aren't worth watching anyway, so nothing of value will be lost.
It's also the preferred outcome of today's match because this way people who root for Germany don't have to watch Portugal anymore.
>>69321007
hope we'll see Merkel and Hollande watching the game
>>69329070
No worries. We got you covered Jackson.
>>69321007
German pls win.
>>69322771
No you're not.
>>69329105
>Portugal matches aren't worth watching anyway, so nothing of value will be lost.
This
Today is the real final
>>69322771
No, you are right.
>>69329188
>>69329208
*blocks your path*
>>69329191
Why do Asian girls have such a fetish for everything that is German?
>>69329191
>>69321007
i want to have sex so bad
>>69329225
LOVE ME MARRY ME PLSSS
>>69329145
Why?
>>69329234
Call me bb, I'll drive to you
>>69329225
me in the back
>>69329222
Well, Japanese do because they aren't cucks like we are.
>>69329259
What a slut.
>>69329259
Hot af, but if you have kids with her they will come out as goblins as possible plastic surgery doesn't transfer through genes
>mfw nigs from the french team injure half of the german squad
>mfw germany wins
>mfw we face a weakened germany in the final
>>69329364
>mfw you still lose
>>69329364
You will lose against Germany or France, injured or not. You only played against literal meme teams so far
>>69329264
i like his scarf and Merkel is just cool in general
>>69329456
>Merkel is just cool in general
How are you enjoying those sanctions?
Tonight we right our wrong
Tonight the glorious soldiers of the Frankish Caliphate blow the FUCK out of dirty krauts
Tonight is the night
>>69321007
It will be 3-1
Mark my words.
For the Germany of course.
>>69329482
>Frankish
So cucked that you're countries official name comes from Germanic tribe. Sad.
>>69329456
>Merkel is just cool in general
Angela pls
>>69329507
Our eternal ally
>>69329422
>croatia
literally the best team in the group stages, beat the ex-world champions and the current europ champions of the last 2 editions
>poland
a team full of talented players, even the world champions could win agaisnt them in the group stages and even recently btfo them 2-0
>wales
the team where the best british player of this generation plays, they had only lost to the mighty english squad and absolutely humiliated the GOLDEN GENERATION of belgium
>>69329482
I just want a good game. If Germany loses it's fine, as long as you don't lose against Portugal.
>>69329512
t. germanic servant
>>69329557
Today im rooting for ze Germmans aber in the final ill be rooting for The Memiest of them all...
>>69321019
>implying you're not rooting for france
>>69329507
>Boateng secures victory for the German NT
>>69329624
>>69329624
Kek.
>>69329617
>1-7
EVERY TIME
Also i think that if Germany wins Portugal can go to the Confed Cup, if France wins they can't.
>>69329624
Whatever, there were niggers in the Wehrmacht as well.
>>69329557
all were by the skin of your teeth wins shitskin
>>69329507
>>69329624
ah, you meant the monky
>>69329672
A win's a win. Certainly less skin of their teeth when compared to Germany - Italy.
>>69329684
Can we stop that
>Böathenger is a nignog meme?
>"Portugal wonderkid Renato Sanches says Bayern Munich 'should be looking forward to me' as he impresses at Euro 2016"
>uppity black kids thinking they are bigger than their clubs
>>69329422
As opposed to France? Their route to the semi's included Albania, Romania, Switzerland, Ireland and Iceland (who got BTFO). Germany is the first real team they're taking on.
>>69329624
Seriously though that guy won them the Mundial and he's gonna win them the Euro. I hope someone sees and appreciates what he's doing in the defense because during the World Cup he was the Great Wall.
>>69328974
lucky fucken bastered
>>69329776
Yep, even though he did goof up vs Italy.
>>69328974
Man I am watching for like 10 minutes already and this guy is still alive, luckiest mofo ever
>>69321007
i have to work :^(
>>69329840
>working a job so bydlo you have night shifts
Unless you are a doctor you should just neet out instead. Its not worth it.
>>69329767
>Be Engladers NT
>Get sodomized by dentists, plumbers and mechanics
>>69329456
dat shitty president
>>69329778
>>69329819
It's not a real gun, it's a BB gun. My brother shot me point blank in the head with one of those when I was young and I was fine
>>69329105
>3-3 Hungary-Portugal
plus.. just watching Penaldo on the field.
Diving, getting pissed off, TSUUUUing etc is king of memetastic desu.
>>69322771
Never visited reddit... so i dunno.
>>69329923
It's not that bad. Helped me out when I needed programming tips.
Anyone can help me find that short funny, comedy sketch on youtube.
It was about kids playing football and peeing in eachothers mouths to hydrate themselves.
Main kids name was...
>SASHA
>>69330042
I remember , that was by this one german meme rapper.
Something like DVNDNDS name or so
>>69330076
DCVDNS
cant find the video right now :/
>>69329222
About 10 years ago I was on holiday at Schloss Neuschwanstein and there were so many asian women who instead of taking pictures of the Schloss, wanted to take pictures with us. We were both really /fit/, tall and blond.
Feltgoodman.jpg
>>69330178
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtw3va_dcvdns-pisst-dem-kleinen-sascha-ins-gesicht_fun
>>69329222
Because they are not like us, brainwashed by leftists that tell us we need to hate ourselves and welcome the so called culture of so called refugees into our land.
>>69329615
>gay_man_checks_his_nails.gif
>>69330227
>>69330178
KEK
thx Hans.
>>69330227
Holy shit, it's his real dick, and probably his real piss.
Also mine isn't as big. :(
tfw too poor for a real jersey, now i gotta sweat.
apart i consider myself hyped as fuck. Have my ice cold radler already next to me.
>>69330385
>Radler
Look at this pussy.
>>69330380
>>69330227
He doesn't drink it though, not most of it at least.
>>69330385
Srsly...and you consider yourself German?
Im drinking
>pic related
>>69330450
>doesn't like Radler
I feel sorry for you, mate.
4-3-3 with bases Can. What can possibly go wrong?
>>69330385
I can't be arsed to give money to the adidas-jew so I just repurpose other patriotic garments for my pub outfit
>yfw da germans wins da euros
>>69330583
fetti was geht
>>69330385
>radler
*unzips dick
Succc it fuckboi.
>>69321007
imagine how ugly she was before surgery
>>69330583
DDR all the way man...
>>69330583
>manlet
>fat
>cringe clothes
kys
>>69329234
me too desu senpai
im so lonely
>>69330709
>>69330624
I am kinda triggered by you calling me fat, is it a weird angle or something?
I am more underweight if anyhting
>>69330750
shut up fatty
>>69321055
so hyped that you are ready to blow up, i c.
>>69322728
We got you covered Crobro. It will be just like the old times.
>mfw müller bangs in two today
>>69329617
>17
id cum a whole bucket in her bro
>>69330496
>enjoying womens drinks
kek
>>69329070
no worries. US cops watch the streets while we keep them off the grass
>>69330487
Literally bottom of the barrel tier
>>69331241
>in her bro
That's gay.
>>69331137
You mean men? Because he's been playing like wank this tournament.
He can do so much more, and he flops all the fucking time.
And now there's no Gomez to take advantage of Muller spilling spaghetti all over defenders. I'm worried, Hans.
>>69322728
>destroy the hosts of the tournament in the semi
>bring one of the two best players in the world to tears
>again
top kek m8.
>>69331340
upboated :)
>>69331602
Thank you for the (You).
Here, a (You) for you.
>>69330918
God bless
>>69329222
>>69329287
>>69330258
>>69329557
you were clearly in the loser bracket
Step up fgts
tsuuuuuuu
>>69329617
>1-7
Second time today
Meme magic
>"""""""""German"""""""""" Football
Topkek
>>69321007
