post your best Messi meme's /sp/!
>90th minute
>full sprint
that's why
Ok, Messi confirmed for Autistic
>>69315765
best soccer webm imo
that and the world cup game where messi skies a free kick and an argie spectator turns to the camera and smiles
>>69316180
terrific balance desu
reminder we are witnessing the GOAT
Messi 2005 vs Juventus
>The previous season Messi had made his debut, finishing with nine appearances, and he had become Barca’s youngest scorer, a World Cup winner at youth level and now he was in the sights of Moratti and Inter; Messi was, without question, the hot player when Juventus came to town.
>Nearly 100,000 Catalans roared in exultation of Prince Leo. They were desperate to see how he’d perform against Fabio Cannavaro, Patrick Vieira, Giorgio Chiellini, Mauro Camoranesi, Alessandro Del Piero and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
>Compared with a typical match for Pep Guardiola’s Barca, the statistics of the game are startling. Juventus controlled 62 per cent of possession in the first half – at Camp Nou – and led for over an hour. However, Messi just kept on taking the fight to Juve, skipping past tackles, drawing defenders to him before releasing a pass – he was head and shoulders above everyone else on the pitch, particularly when one slalom dribble left both Cannavaro and Gianluca Pessotto sprawling on the ground.
>The crowd went absolutely wild. ‘Messi-Messsssi-Meeeesssssi’ chants rained down from on high. He supplied the goal assist for Andres Iniesta, a wonderful, defence-splitting 25-metre pass, to cap a landmark performance. Rijkaard allowed him the hero’s departure, in the 90th minute, so that he could take the applause of the crowd.
>Post-match, Juventus formally asked Barcelona to name a price for the player, but were instantly rebuffed.
>Backstage, Fabio Capello was left with no doubt about Messi's potential. “In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs.
>“That guy can do whatever he wants with the ball. It’s impressive winning a world youth title this summer, but this was outstanding – this was playing with men, not against kids his own age.”
this is beautiful, keep it coming guys :'>
I didn't know he was literally retarded.
>>69315765
nothing wrong with checking out Hart's butt. I'm 100% straight and even I would hammer that qt boypucci.
>>69316803
>tfw no matter how hard he goated in the year, they can't give a balloon to a criminal
oh well
>>69315837
>Sprite
errytime
>>69316966
>The stare of a psychopath
>>69317063
It's like he farted on his boner. Joy and depravity.
>>69317516
dude's short
>>69316247
>>69317582
thank you southern friend
>>69317946
Messi being carried by Xavi once again.
>>69315837
>cheese pizza
>cookies, liquid yogurt, strawberries
>sprite
ahahahaahaha
>tfw you'll never go to barcelona picnic
>>69316309
>Black on black violence
>>69318615
heh
>>69317946
he kinda looks like köksal, they are about the same height too
>>69316309
>Messi is such a classy player compare to Ronaldo, never loses his temper
>>69316441
>not against kids his own age.
stopped reading there
always try and walk it in etc
>>69316441
Video of this game (with Vieira BTFO):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuxwTkpaEqs
kek
taxes
>>69317529
>>69329256
>those fucking arab owned whores in the back
>>69316946
i made that gif
>>69329256
Neuer thinking
>"Who voted for that manlet?"
>Messi doesn't perform in NT
>During his youth, Messi was so shy that people sometimes thought he was mute or autistic. Journalist at El Pais, Roman Besa tells a story that illustrates his inability to communicate:
>“One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out. ”
>>69317063
Okay Adolf
>>69329852
xD NAZI BTFO
>>69322408
But anon..
>>69329623
wew lad
>>69315837
>sandwich de nutela
>ter stegen
>>69329256
That old guy talking to Messi is in a jail in the US, he was Brazil's Confederation president at the time.
>>69332366
>sushi + sandwich de nutela
It screams manchild 2bh.
And diarrhea.
>>69329623
Sweet
Needs more greentext copypasta, espexially those about him getting cucked by Ronaldo and how his wife suffers because of his autism
>getting cucked by Mario "Bench" Götze in the extra time of the WC final
It still boggles the mind.
>>69334324
>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
>>69335099
we would of been cucked in the penalties
>>69316125
hart was phenomenal in that game
>>69316125
meh, he usually covers very little ground.
>>69332685
>trump tower
>jail
>>69329623
i chuckled
>>69322346
Nobody likes Niggers not even Niggers
>>69317460
I cringed, can chilenos be more ridiculous?
