I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
I kind of brought Pilates to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of Pilates or an afternoon session is pretty high. I'd say there's been 15-20 guys that are actively using Pilates. And they are all seeing the added benefit.
>>69312489
First for >rags
first for >11-1
>>69312392
Dallas-Arlington area sports fans are the most annoying and bitchmade of all American fanbases
>their football team can't go two seasons without a good one then a shit one to even it out
>their baseball team shows flashes of brilliance but chokes at the end
>>getting memed on by the Gints
>>one strike away, twice
>their basketball team's championship window has closed now that Dirk is finally on the downhill
Will the bullpen cuck him out of a win like they've done with Bumgarner all season?
>11-2
>>69312553
correction
>11-3
>ROYLELS
>rags thought the curse wasn't real
>all tiki had to do was apologize
>it's too late
>>69312603
Indians
>>69312573
Well done and thanks, Jays! Sorry about shitting the bed today, but at least we took 2 of 3 from the Tigers.
>>69312624
>>69312489
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
we're gonna be alright, nl bros
kershit can't lose the all star game this year
>>69312688
>>69312688
I giggld
>Fielder hit a HR
Wow
>>69312545
Probably not. Cueto actually gets meme wins and might win 20 this year
COME ON RAGS IS IT HAPPENING
>>69312799
who's the first to >muh 20 wins now that Kershaw's all but out of the race
>>69312970
Oh wow, it just might.
As much as you shouldn''t depend on the Randers the Boston pen is pretty ass.
>>69313126
strasburg probably
pilates is a meme pticher
COL Rockies vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>69313153
>>69313153
>>69313153
Ryan Hanigan looks like he got in a bar fight before the game
>>69313170
is he though? the Cubs have gone roughly .500 the last 50 games
>>69313126
Christopher Sell desu
>>69313696
This is the correct answer senpai
>tfw at least I'm not a rags fan
>>69312582
I have nothing to apologize for get off my nuts and stop name dropping me every thread
>>69313844
Dubs can't save you now senpai
o I am laffin
>>69313696
Probably but whos cares?
what did he mean by this?
>Rags keep losing
>Lastros keep winning
What did the curse mean by this?
>>69312489
wow this low key inspires me to do pilates. Both my hips and shoulders are totally fucked after a couple surgeries. I'd confirm with /fit/ but I feel like they'll only try to diminish my spirit on this.
>>69314083
>Curse
Rangers have played 38 games in 39 days. They won't get a day off until the All Star Break, thats 43 straight games. And ontop of that a Game that they didnt finish until 3:15 am just a few weeks ago.
This isnt a curse.
>>69313922
>>69313984
This fucking guy...
The catcher's were picked fine. Even if you were to let in another catcher it would be Realmuto, not Yadi, but why the fuck would 4 catchers make the team
>rags
>Rags
It never gets old
Are the Orioles the meme-ist team in baseball?
What the fuck happened
no pie rats game thread?
>>69314172
Thank you for admitting they have no depth
>rags fans said they'd be the best team in baseball by the all star break
>>69314172
Stan Lee has sucked the meme magic out of them with his lich powers and there is nothing you can do to stop it
>>69314269
Yes pls?
Its fine to stutter in early july. Plenty of games left desu senpai. And rangers still have a 7 game lead in the division.
It's about getting hot at the end of september. Thats all that matters.
>>69314312
I just post here when something happens
PIRATES
PIRATES
PIRATES
KANG
FUCK
TH
CARDS
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>http://riveraveblues.com/2016/07/olney-yankees-fielding-offers-for-miller-chapman-others-141123/
>According to Buster Olney (subs. req’d), the Yankees are currently fielding offers for Andrew Miller, Aroldis Chapman, and other players. Executives with other clubs tell Olney the Yanks are prepared to discuss Brian McCann, Carlos Beltran, Brett Gardner, Michael Pineda, Ivan Nova, and Nathan Eovaldi as well. I’m sure they’re willing to talk about others too.
IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
Based Chinaman treating Jonathan Broxton like he treats whores in Chicago hotel rooms
>cusb collapsing
>rags collapsing
>>69314478
I don't know why any manager decides to pitch Broxton against the Pirates. They've been absolutely crushing him for like 6 years now.
>>69314475
I'd be hyped if anyone would take any of the old and/or broken fucks
Aka not the two relievers in Miller or Chapman
>dominate A ball
>get called up to AA
>go 22 for 55 with seven XBH
what did he mean by this?
> Reddick
Where did all this obsession with the Rangers come from? No other team gets as much attention from fans of other teams that have no reason to pay this close attention ready to meme as soon as the Rangers get finished with a game. Indians lost? Not a word. Cubs lost again? Crickets. Rangers lose by 1 run and this general goes wild. It's bewildering to be quite honest.
But I digress. Let us move forward amicably
The Rangers are tired.
38 games in 39 days ao far. No other team has near as brutal a stretch. Rangers don't get an offday until the all star break. Thats 43 straight games. Bannister knows the team is tired and lucjily the Rangers have such a lead they can afford the losses. And even despite this bad stretch the Rangers still have managed to stay one of the top teams in MLB.
So now that the halfway mark of the season is coming up the Rangers find themselves in a veey advantageous position. They have really good prospext players that could be key pieces in trading for some players. The Rangers could do with a few bullpen pieces, Keone Kela is due back soon as well as Yu Darvish. Captain Reliable Colby-san of the Colbyashi Maru will probably need a another month. But the real dissappintment has been Holland. Don't be surprised if the Rangers go in for a solid middle rotation pitcher, a few notable names that have already been linked to the Rangers are Matt Moore and Sonny Gray. One of those two could add a lot to an already great rotation. I eageely await what Based John Daniels has in store this summer.
>>69314559
Miller and Chapman are the guys that are going to bring in the most dough though. It'll be a necessary loss, as much as I like having them in the bullpen.
>>69314633
does this have to do with the three true outcomes like you did with >Dunn?
>>69314668
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>>69314668
>rags
>>69314503
Cubs are collapsing.
Rangers are just tired and injured
>>69314668
>can't even spell your own gm's name right
sad
>>69314626
this guy is legit better than JP crawford
>>69314668
>giving up seventeen runs to the twins
>almost getting swept by the worst team in baseball not named the white sox
>giving up 11 runs before the 5th inning
>having a bullpen pitcher with a 16.45 ERA
>RAGS
>>69314689
>>69314701
>>69314712
>>69314725
thought provoking posts guys, proud of you
also i dont understand this grapes thing looks stupid
>>69314719
Cubs also have a long streak without an off day and have battled injuries
you can't have it both ways, m8, either they're both collapsing, or both are tired/injured
>>69314751
>mfw you get one strike away from losing the world series but the other team is shit so you win anyway lol and then their fans complain a lot for the next five years lmao lol xD
>>69314668
>20+ years of autism, BTFO and virginity: the post
>>69314782
the difference beinf the cubs have been playing mediocre the bad baseball for 2 months now and the rangers have only had a week and a half of bad play. Maybe The cubs huge early lead was just them playing beyond their ability and the last few months are how they actually are how good that team actually is? Probably not i dunno.
>>69314880
Prepare to get swept by the T__n's
>>69314751
>r
>a
>g
>s
>whos
THIS IS ART
>>69314926
Maybe. But once all star break is over and Rangers get guys back the ship will be righted and they will go back to playing clutch effecient baseball
>>69314880
Rags had like 2 weeks of success. That was them playing beyond their ability. How they were before and how they are now is their true talent
post >yfw the Rags start out the 2nd half by getting swept by the Cubs
>implying the rags or cubes matter
There's a new sheriff in town boys
>>69315007
once >we get the bullpen fixed up and other guys get healthy it's on autopilot
>>69314978
2 weeks of success is the Indians win streak. Rangers have been consistently good for 3 months.
>>69315034
>once >we get the bullpen fixed up and other guys get healthy it's on autopilot
t. Jints fans
>once >we get the bullpen fixed up and other guys get healthy it's on autopilot
t. Rags fans
>once >we get the bullpen fixed up and other guys get healthy it's on autopilot
t. Cusb fans
>>69315061
delete this
>>69315009
>rags
>>69314541
Because Matheny is a fucking idiot?
>>69314950
What happened?
>>69315055
Dubs won't save you ragsfag. Windians gonna take the AL from the >rags before the break
>>69315235
I'm happy for the Indians. It was getting lonely at the top ;^)
>>69315151
cube of rags?
![Arrieta-team-usa-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pn3INMF.jpg "Arrieta-team-usa-1[1].jpg")
My wife says I have a good ass...
I'm extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren't that hairy, but that's about it.
I'm shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.
The back hair doesn't get all that long, it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.
>>69315445
Embarrassing story to share to people lol.
>>69315392
Poetic.
A good side exhibit to the Who's
why do people make fun of the rangers in these threads they're a bunch of fun posters in my imo
![gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-018[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VEWGt4a.jpg "gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-018[1].jpg")
>you will never be kissed on the lips by Jake Arrieta
>>69315591
Where would the Braves fit on that chart?
>>69315591
so much this
>>69315625
chaotic shit
>>69315591
shit
![gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-027[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rpc35fd.jpg "gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-027[1].jpg")
>you will never slow dance with Jake Arrieta
>>69315629
I would rather be neutral shit than chaotic shit lol.
![gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E3xinja.jpg "gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-034[1].jpg")
>you will never be caressed by Jake Arrieta
>>69315669
damn pilates really add bulk
who knew?!!! lmao!!!
>>69315629
I kek'd loudly.
>>69315613
>>69315649
>>69315669
not even san fagcisscum is this fuckin gay
![gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UmTKpdJ.jpg "gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-008[1].jpg")
>you will never be Jake Arrieta
why even live tbqh
>tfw you just want the Mariners to make the playoffs
At least we have the Seahawks.
T_T
why is /mlb/ so obsessed with Jake Arrieta
Who /unstoppable/ here?
>>69315746
MEME YEAR
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>>69315746
>>69315591
>Team with official SMUK ASS logo
>Lawful anything
>Spaghetti teams anything but Chaotic
Appreciate the thought though noonga
>>69315661
Barves would be true neutral like T's/A's/other teams that exist to feed everyone wins.
The Future is here O’s fans
Word is out that O’s prized top prospect Matt Wieters is finally getting the call to the big leagues on Friday during the Tigers series (I will be there on Saturday)...
It’s only a matter of time that the Baltimore Orioles become their Triple-A team. They’ve already called up Brad Bergesen and Jason Berken, who have performed well, along with outfielders Lou Montanez and Nolan Reimold. And if the O’s continue to distance themselves from the 4th place team in the AL East, look for more pitchers like Dave Hernandez and Chris Tillman, and maybe even utilityman Justin Turner (who is now hitting over .300).
It’s only a matter of time before Jake Arrieta and Troy Patton, along with Brandon Erbe and Brian Matusz arrive too (hopefully in the next 2 years). The O’s are so pitching rich, I just hope they don’t screw it up.
Posted on May 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm
>TOP KEK
>>69315802
Tiggers will slow you down while >we meme up Analslime
Yes. Even with a pic related start.
![gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZbfPDbl.jpg "gaylord-texan-wedding-photos-010[1].jpg")
>>69315721
/mlb/ can't handle great pitchers
>>69315721
Future HoF
Throws nastier stuff than Kershit
>>69315853
>yfw ubaldo goes 6 innings and only walks 2 on friday
>>69315819
Oh Lord If they only knew what would happen...
>>69315819
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PATTON
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MADSHITZ
>>69315815
the teams on the right column are all lawbreakers
reyes/madoff, spying on the lastros, bryan stow
>Pirates still unstoppable
>Kang still not deported
>Still can't watch baseball
>>69315912
I'll be at the game so he better or else I'm pushing him into another pothole
>>69315591
Explain
>Methinals
>>69315933
fear not my friend, this year is Syndergaard's turn to CGSO them in the WC game
once he gets busted for stanozolol you can forget his HOF chances
>>69315931
mm.
What's your team if I may ask?
And how the fuck are a Baltinoonga team a force of good?
>>69315995
*referring to ROIDietta of course
>>69315958
you're the "texas rangers", who are law enforcement
but >rags fans suck and are annoying, so you're evil
so you get placed in Lawful Evil
Will you guys be mad when Brandon Belt wins the final five NL AS vote?
Who would you pick?
>>69316041
Kinsler
Belt
So youre at your girlfriend's house watching a scary movie when this guy shows up to her door and knocks. You open the door, he looks at you, then your gf, then back at you and says "I'll take over from here, chump."
what do you do?
>>69316130
Nice image fggt
I bet it was Dean Anna
>>69316130
how can a texas rangers world series trophy talk
>>69316130
get spooped
![Arrieta-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rn9EGvN.jpg "Arrieta-1[1].jpg")
So youre at your girlfriend's house watching a scary movie when this guy shows up to her door and knocks. You open the door, he looks at you, then your gf, then back at you and says "I'll take over from here, chump."
what do you do?
How butthurt will clevecucks be when based brad memes detoilet into 1st in the central?
wasnt will myers a red sox?
>baahston organization
>>69316272
are you guys just the AL version of us
let's make more trades desu
>>69316041
Marte deserves it
>>69316302
Under achieving team with stacked offense, solid d and mediocre to poor pitching staff lead by a rookie with the most based manager in the league?
>>69316257
Squish him, as he's clearly the size of an ant, even with pilates and plants
>>69316388
Anyone besides Story deserves it really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oIDaRLoStI
>the baltimore homosexuals
>>69315933
Which team does this tripfag root for? Literally anytime he posts it's just whining about Pittsburgh.
>>69316394
>blue and orange
>lost our last two world series but won one in the 80s
>in second place right now
>team in first never wins anything
>>69315819
Oh my god I think I just had an out of body experience
>royals
Well at least they have meth
>>69316272
For imaginary situations you use "would".
>>69316488
and "if', of course.
>call him quack
hey is it 300 or 400 posts that we move to new threads?
>>69316582
FIVE-O
YO FIVE-O COMIN
>>69316436
It is a mystery.
Much like >Reddick
Pretty sure solely but heavily invested in fantasy shit, so true neutral, but got raped by Kang, so he hates the Pirates alone.
>>69314633
pls respond
>>69314680
Over his last…I don’t know, eight starts, Jake Arrieta has a 3.77 ERA. He’s allowed a slugging percentage of .331. This is Jake Arrieta in a rut.
el oh el
>>69316667
he cant respond bro, he has only one job
>YAN-HAIR-VIS solarte
what did he mean by this?
Hi guys I'm here now after the NHL suddenly decided to be the worst league of All time ever
I know some baseballs thing but some not. My home team has Jerry Familia as a closer. I get what a closer does. But my question.
Why is a "save situation" defined as if the tying run is in the hole?
>SOLER, DG, and Tiki disappear
>/mlb/ threads go really slow
huh makes you think
>>69315591
m8
>>69316808
I'm gonna be honest, it's actually kinda nice
>>69316815
The Dodgers are definitely some kind of evil anon
>>69316773
He replied after Dunn retired and mentioned what I asked
>>69316808
>neutral good
pfft
The Literally Omaha Storm Chasers
>>69316615
Well he's been whining about the Pirates for at least the last 3 years on here and nothing else, so it wouldn't have anything to do with Kang. It's just bizarre.
>>69315591
I like it
>>69316815
Peeps should state their own teams when making these as there's really no way to avoid bias
Guessing dis nigga is steel city
>>69316860
Cutch then
Raped by Cutch
Imagine Cosby with dreadlocks
>>69316815
>chaotic good
>neutral good
>lawful evil
>hackinals
>>69315591
>>69316815
If it ain't your team, they're evil
""""we"""" might be ok, especially after taking the series against the doyers
Average pitching will be enough hopefully
As comfy as west coasts trips are to watch I'm glad they'll be back in the friendly confines of camden yards this weekend
Lawful Good
>Indians
Neutral Good
>Orioles
>Chaotic Good
[AL WILD CARD]
>Lawful Neutral
Giants
>True Neutral
Mets
>Chaotic Neutral
Cubs
>Lawful Evil
Nationals
>Neutral Evil
Rangers
>Chaotic Evil
Dodgers
t. jintsfag
>>69317014
Chaotic good should be Royals
Other then that good job.
YAN
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>>69316791
It's like a grenade
FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>69317040
Roylels might've been chaotic good in 2014 but not 2016
>tfw can't celebrate yet because the bullpen still has to pitch one inning
SCHIMPF
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>>69317014
Oh fuck yes we're the chill DM
>>69317009
Average pitching had a downtrend the past week, can hopefully rebound vs Not!Seattle.
What we do is bring Stan Lee to the city during the ASB, his powers take Anjewlos, and DD has full reign for the deadline and we get $$$ starters.
WHO /BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL/
DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU PULL FOR A NON-MEME TEAM
best record in all of baseball
>shitcucko cubes
>baseballs best
>>my fukn sides
You now remember Zack Greinke starting 3 games in a row a few years ago
>>69317354
you're welcome dad
>>69317354
You're welcome, again.
>>69317354
>>69317344
Keep winning jints...
Thank you, based Cueto
someone explain to me how this algorithm works
>>69317477
Thanks Orange and black bro!
Who /sweep/ here?
Apologize
>>69317645
that's a big glove
>>69317571
Picks the east coast flavor of the day and sends it to the top unless it's the cubes then it stays there
The average Cueto start is 7.1 innings pitched while allowing 2 earned runs
>Jints pulling ahead again
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IT'S JUST BECAUSE W'RE INJURED AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HEALTHY FUCK ALL OF YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69317630
>shitattle
not gonna happen their next series, friend
:^)
>>69317605
We'll settle accounts next month, but if you lot can grind out Pablo's new team and the Tankees before then, it'd be extremely convenient
>>69317730
> Implying the A's are better than Seattle
>shitposting about sweeping the rookies
>>69317571
These things are Monte Carlo simulations.
You give each team a power rating based on how they've done so far (but regressed to the mean, i.e. closer to .500) then randomly find the result of each remaining game. Simulate what's left of the season a million or more times and you have your Monte Carlo results.
>>69316815
half of those teams are irrelevant now
that blonde nun at the phillies game some anon posted is bae
>>69317721
>The average Price start is 6.1 IP while allowing 3.33 earned runs
>The average Greinke start is 6.1 IP while allowing 2.59 earned runs
>The average Cueto start costs ~33% less than either of those two
How does Bobby Evans keep getting away with it?
>the blow gays have begun their hot streak
we're gonna get flooded with canadian bandwagoners again real soon, /mlb/
prepare ur buttholes
I apologize to the Canadian tigger fans though, you're cool
>>69317721
>>69317901
TYBC
TYBE
>>69317901
>Cueto will probably opt out and get rich elsewhere after winning the hearts of SF fans everywhere
I can feel the hurt already
is this where we're supposed to >rags ?
>>69317976
>implying he won't stick around for the 2018 ring
>>69318014
I dunno he does not feel like a ring chaser to me
Plus he's already got one
>>69317976
>Has two great years with SF
>Opts out
>Signs with the Red Cux for 7 years/200 million
>Immediately turns to shit like all pitchers do at that age
>Red Cux forced to carry another albatross of a contract and despise him as much as they do Panda
>Remains forever beloved in SF
Sounds pretty good to me, senpai
>playing Road to the Show as a second baseman
>drafted by Orioles
>traded to Brewers in first season
>traded to Giants a few years later
>world series winners in these years are dodgers in 2016 and 2017, and the Indians in 2018
>it's now 2019
>we (the giants) get to the NLCS
>we're facing the Cubs, who have home field advantage
>game 7
>3-3, top of the 8th, 2 outs
>I hit a double in the gap
>Buster Posey now up
>I advance to third on wild pitch
>buster posey flies one out to centerfield
>centerfielder Abraham Almonte DROPS the ball, allowing my player to score
>heyward grounds out to first baseman Billy Butler with two men on in bottom of the 9th, cusb lose to giants 4-3 and lose the series
(we won it all vs analslime btw)
>>69317144
Maybe just maybe we trade some prospects for pitchers.
It's great to see Schoop reaching Manny levels of production.
I can't wait for O'Day to be healthy
You may only reply to this post if your team is objectively the best team in baseball.
Not so fast, rest of baseball
>>69318111
>doyers in 2016 and 2017
>>69318198
That's pretty funny.
>>69312513
Kinda annoyed Mets traded him, but then again it goes to show the embarrassment of riches they have at starting pitching.
>>69318136
Mm. For every Jones AB Schoop had this last series, he's equally impressed me else where, as he has all season. And hearing Vin Scully harp on how polite he is and just talk him up left me all pic related. Schoop is our future once Manny jumps ship to follow his hero ARoid.
And I do miss O'Day. Givens has been a good fill in as long as it isn't a "HEY WHERE'S THE STRIKEZONE?!?" b-story.
But really. Pitching is nowhere near the put out of 2014, and we're missing 3 of those over-performing arms now. We might have to throw some promising names to shoot for the Post/Eries, and honestly this is probably the last shot we'll have in awhile.
>>69312489
>his team doesn't have 54 wins
>>69318291
without cespedes our offense would be dumpster fire tier tho
it was the rare trade that works really well for both sides
>>69318324
>His team doesn't have 54 losses
>>69318291
I'm happy for the Tigers
We got Cespedes so it was worth it, cespedes is awesome
Another sub-3 ERA pitcher would be of little service to our team if we didn't have cespedes
>>69318291
>>69318326
pick your poison
>>69318351
G-Go Reds...
>>69318326
>>69318352
Wonder who is next to come up with sub 3 era. Already have Wheeler in waiting, what AAA or AA pitcher will be next. Any bets?
Ynoa maybe?
![abc7-jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KpwAnwY.jpg "abc7-jpg[1].jpg")
>Exonerated Dodger fan sues LAPD in Bryan Stow beating
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>69318459
DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY
>>69318459
do you think he has room for a Kershaw tattoo?
>>69318461
amed rosario is 22 for 55 in AA
LEL
>>69318538
if only we didn't have assdribble rn
I seriously can't wait for wheeler to come back tho, I know we've forgotten about him but he was considered like the 2nd best pitcher we had at one point
Is there anything more pathetic?
>>69318078
This
It's win win for the Giants and Cueto. If he stays, he stays. If he leaves, we still scored two (hopefully, probably) great years of pitching for a great price before he started aging. Cueto's already got a long term deal so he's got nothing to lose
>>69318864
>Team built around the long ball can only win at Camden
Meme parks like Camden where every routine warning track flyout or double turns into a dinger are are ruining baseball desu. Pitcher's parks like AT&T, Petco, Safeco, etc. are the patrician's choice.
Lads whats the quickest way to destroy a PS4?
>playing The Show online
>0-0 semen slurping sport
>Top 9th inning
>Joey Votto for him batting
>3-2 count
>fly ball to the center fielder
>cf gets under it
>absolutely whiffs it
>playing in Chase Field so it rolls 420 feet
>throw it to the relay man
>overshoots both relay guys
>my 3B picks it up as Votto is just turning home
>3B just starts walking towards second with the ball
>finally decides to throw home
>play at the plate
>Votto is safe
>just lost 1-0
>mfw
>>69315819
seriously delete this
>>69318959
joey votto is useless in the show
plate discipline doesn't transfer to video games
>>69318864
I'm guessing your shit team has a worse overall record?
>>69318111
>won it all versus analslime
RETRIBUTION
>>69319134
>tfw the Rally Monkey still triggers you
>>69319144
Do they still use that?
>>69319021
delete this
>>69319069
delete this
>>69319134
delete this
>>69319144
delete this
>>69319156
delete this
>>69318956
They dropped hammers at PetCo and Target Field desu
>16-30 on the road
>>69319424
if you can't win on the road you are inescapably a meme team
who is the hottest team in baseball and why is it the houston astros?
>>69319467
>losing a series to the who's
No
>>69319505
If you ignore games against Detroit, KC, and Cleveland, we're 38-23. No shame in losing a series to us unless you're one of those three teams.
Incidentally, the start of the season where we went 23-10 was full of non-divisional opponents (plus the Twins).
>>69319672
I'm going to go ahead and not ignore those though.
Give me one reason why I should.
>>69319672
>we're
get off /sp/ Chris
WELCOME BACK BABY TO THE DISC'O' FIRE
>tfw giants fan
>tfw its an even year
literally no one can stop us
>>69314782
>>69314503
>>69314719
>MFW all this is happening and the Giants have the best record in the MLB
I try not to put too much faith in Meme magic
>TFW SFG just keeps rolling no matter what and the doyers have no CY pitcher right now :D
Pls no jinxing
The bullpen is still shit and we're 85% AAA players
