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>He thinks Bruce Lee could beat Mike Tyson in a fight
I hope you're not this dumb, /asp/.
>>69311616
Tyson would have the obvious weight and sheer power advantage, but he would also not have been trained to defend against actual martial arts with kicks
I think Anderson Silva could
>>69311616
I could beat them both at the same time with my dick tied behind my back
>>69311659
This.
>>69311673
also this, fightings evolved so much, Silva could probably edge a win somehow
>>69311659
>actual martial arts
>>69311673
You mean Dopeson Silva?
only pussyclots kick
>>69311616
In a real real fight Bruce Lee would fight dirty. Everyone knows this.
>>69312821
Tyson fights dirtier
he ate someone's ear the year i was born
>>69311616
Dude, just fire up SSF2, Fei Long vs Balrog and you have your answer.
I miss tinytrip bashing lee lol
>>69312821
I love Bruce Lee more than most people but I don't understand why this point is always brought up. When people say he would fight dirty, what does that mean? Would he use eye pokes? How would that be harder for Tyson to avoid than a normal punch to the head? Wouldn't Tyson - a guy who dines on people's ears - also have the opportunity to fight dirty?
>>69311659
>implying martial arts is practical against a trained killer like Tyson in his prime
It's for show, nothing else. Even Bruce Lee, the icon of martial arts, was hardly much more than an actor with gifted athletics.
Fuck a kick.
>>69312870
Very insightful
>>69312842
>he didn't watch that fight
GTFO
>>69311673
this, maybe even the irish manlet could.
>>69311659
>but he would also not have been trained to defend against actual martial arts with kicks
>actual martial art
>actor
>meme chun
>proven fighter not an "actual martial artist"
Fuck off.
>>69312842
Why are children posting here? I was in elementary school and we were doing an arts and crafts thing. My Serbian classmate couldn't stop babbling about it.
>>69313918
Tyson would murder him.
Tyson could probably knockout Bruce Lee with a couple of punchs but it would be hard to hit him
meanwhile Bruce Lee would have already disabled Tyson with dim maks ching chong dark magic shit
Why would Mike Tyson fight an actor?
Tyson in 60sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmmCBP-bBWQ
>>69312974
Lee admitted that in really martial arts people fight dirty just like in the animal kingdom where you see animals all scared up and shit with missing body parts. There's a story where Lee got choked out by some huge dude at the set of the Green Hornet and he asked Bruce how he would get out of the hold and he responded by fighting dirty. Lee always said fights shouldn't last more than 8 seconds.
Bruce Lee was like 140 lbs. Mike Tyson kill him in a punch.
Tyson also has pretty good cartoon show so that's another L for Lee
This whole thread is b8
A lot of Asian martial arts were created for the purpose of full-blown war with weapons and strategy in mind.
Nignog may beat asian manlet in kiddy fight but will ultimately lose in man's war.
t. Sun Tzu
>>69319602
Asian martials arts are designed to fight other tiny rice eating 100 pound asians, not 200+ pound apes
>one guy is an actor
>the other a boxing champion
gee i wonder who would have won
>>69319649
>200+ pound of AIDS
Nah m8, nignogs don't stand a chance. At least the midgets are eating rice instead of literal mud.
A master in the best art could beat both of them, not at the same time, of course
>>69311659
Do not be a fucking retard, he is light as a feather, Bruce Lee would get rekt, this is not anime
>these niggas don't know how fast Tyson was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8
>>69311616
fucking chinks and niggers.
bruce fucking lee is just a myth creation of the jew-hollywood types.
he doesn't have a chance against any pro.
>>69320108
holy shit, that's frightful
>>69320108
>he's fast at throwing jabs against no opponent, this means he's good!!
No matter how long your reach is, you can't compete against kicks.
>>69320167
Bruce Lee was like 95 pounds while Tyson was 220 pounds prime.
And Mike had enough experience fighting on the streets
HI guys
Ali beats Bruce.
Tyson beats Ali.
.....
>>69321587
He is like one of these squirels that can fly
Bruce Lee was an actor
>>69312842
>he ate someone's ear the year i was born
>the year i was born
>>69312745
Tell that after being kicked by a thaiboxer
>>69321785
and also a street fighter
>>69311659
Martial arts are completely useless against real fighters. It's just aggressive dancing for asians.
How many actual street fights in China break out into karate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rfMajEy8lc
>>69322020
jesus christ
Well, Ip Man beat Tyson so I think Bruce Lee could do the same easily.
Be water my friend.
>>69314535
Spoken like a true pleb who thinks martial arts movies translate into real life practicality. Bruce is DONE.
Besides, people SEVERELY underestimate the quickness of a pro boxer. Bruce isn't dodging shit. It would NOT be like in the movies. The fight would last 60 seconds, tops.
>>69322406
This guy knows whats up.
