No shitposting allowed
Why are Rangers fans such cucks?
>rags
>history
>>69309672
>>69309597
Stop bullying us
>rags
hoping we can get the unofficial ace some run support
I live in Hawaii and there was an article about Stephen Wright in the paper today in the sports section, and another one a couple of weeks ago because he went to the University of Hawaii. It's a big deal here when anything Hawaii related makes it big because it's such an isolated and sparsely populated place. Even more so when they're actually born here, it doesn't happen very often
craig kimbrel
DUDE I THROW THE KNUCKLEBALL LMAO SO RANDOM xD
The knuckle ball should be outlawed. If you can't bring the Heat, you shouldn't be be a pitcher. The knuckler is a woman's pitch.
remember to vote for the jealous ugly manlet for the all stars game because who else are you going to vote for you big idiot
Has the frog poster been around?
>>69309977
you the dumb frog poster
>>69309893
>>69309949
Now these are REAL men!!
Reminder that the knuckle ball is the single most interesting skill in baseball and if you think it's bad then you should probably just go watch some shitty DUDE ATHELTHSISCM LMAO sport like the rest of your fatass country
The Rangers have played 38 games in 39 days. The all star break cant come soon enough
What a lucky grab.
>>69310035
what the hell are you talking about most interesting skill have you ever even heard of mookie betts (all star) he can BOWL and tons of guys can play guitar (ladies love this)
>>69310035
Which was the better documentary Fastball or Knuckleball?
>>69310035
your mom likes knucklers if you know what I mean
Reminder that any pitcher that relies solely on speed is objectively shit.
>>69310084
Fastball. It was a doc about MEN, like Nolan Ryan.
>>69310084
i didn't see either of them
goat
OMFG
Poopie needs to be tested.
LARGE FATHER
>>69310190
>>69310193
just two? where is everybody? maybe it's OPs fault for using the meme team names
>22-2
>First inning against the rags, 2 runs already
Jesus Christ
>>69310147
You should they are good
>>69310267
i don't really have the time for that kind of thing these days sorry
>
ok that's it retard manlet i'm done voting for you f*k you just embarrassing that whole thing
>VOTEPEDEY
Nice fielding midget.
Am I suddenly watch the three stooges?
This is some Angels in the Outfield type shit right here.
>tfw the only Rangers fan on /sp/ who actually goes to games
Thank you based Mazara!
N O M A R
oh dog he's blowing it dog you're blowing it out there my boy
>>69309672
never forget that Rags fans are so fucking cucked they willingly cheer for a team formerly known as the Washington Senators.
>muh history
>muh republic
>>69310392
Eh, I've been to a couple this year.
END IT
Love when meme shifts get beat.
>>69310466
why do u hate progress
>>69310392
>tfw im the only Rangers fan on /sp/ that has been to the late 90s playoff games
>tfw im the only Rangers fan on /sp/ thats been to every home playoff game
the cuckleball gets players so mad
>>69310520
he's an all star
hey are there any other threads for this game, this one is a little lame
he limited that damage lol. the limiter! hahah. he can't be the finisher because that's all star craig kimbrel, the finisher>
>>69310575
maybe one that's not using the teams' meme names so people can find it when they search the catalog...
Perez pls
>>69310621
did they do one like that
Odor pls
Haha.
wow beltre
R A G S
A
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god damn it rags why do you do this
good fielding today lol hey rangers does this half inning remind you of anything from last year like maybe an important half inning late last year in an important game in the playoffs maybe
JUST MEME MY SHIT UP
>rags
SO this is the best defense in the league
>rags
this team is so tired
FUCK
>>69310761
>>69310756
>>69310752
THEY'VE PLAYED 38 GAMES IN 39 DAYS THEY ARE TIRED STOP BULLYING THEM REEEEEEEEE
omfg
every catcher on this team who isn't christian vazquez is good
>>69310773
focus a little more on not choking please
Sandy would have homered
Hannible is doing his best not to lose his job to the sandy lion
Ryan Hannigan is fucking butt ass ugly
>>69310828
hehe i like these cool nicknames :)
good job rookie mookie
>rags
Looks like the annual collapse is coming early this year
^_______________^
omfg
Was Ted Williams over rated?
lol >rags
stop throwing it right up the middle ffs
>>69310926
Nope, not even close
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMFG
R A G S
A
G
S
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LMAO FUCK THIS
GOOD LORD HOW MANY ERRORS IS IT THIS INNING
L E L RAGS
No outs. Lol.
>rags
DEFENSE
E
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S
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>THEY'RE HAVING POST SEASON FLASHBACKS
>THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS IS HAVING FLASHBACKS TO LAST YEAR
>THE PTSD HAS BEEN TRIGGERED BY THIS
>>69310927
>>69310904
38 GAMES IN 39 DAYS
How does one team produce so much spaghetti?
this reminds me of last year's ALDS
>>69310984
s-stop it
>>69310985
Sucks to suck, you had off days at the begining of the year
>just barely the first out
hey guys the OP said no shit posting i think we really should respect that it's his thread we're his guests and we need to NOT shitpost ??? ok... if you agree please click yes...
omfg.
>>69311025
Not shitposting OP, the Rags are just garbage. It's honest discussion.
God I hope the Dodgers can come through here
>tfw have to face the tigers while the red cucks get to beat up on the rasy
FUCK YOU TEXAS
The Rangers can lose every remaining game before the All Star Break and still be #1 in their division.
>>69311057
i'm not op you can use my name if you want
>getting beat up and down 6 runs in the second inning
>rags
>>69311071
>having faith in the doyers
>>69311057
Fuck off back to hockey where you belong.
>>69311081
Which is hilarious since the Cuckstros are going to surpass the rags in early September.
>>69311018
No other team has near as brutal a stretch. Rangers don't get a break until the all star break. Thats 43 straight games. Bannister knows this but the Rangers have such a lead they can afford the losses. And even despite this bad stretch the Rangers still have the most wins in baseball. No reason to panic
>>69311107
Because >you can't beat >us?
Who going to clay buckholtz bash at house of blues tommorow?
>>69311145
what time are you going
>>69311144
Your team is comprised mostly of American and other foreign talent, eat shit.
This poor bullpen
>>69311156
Me at top of roof.
>>69311135
We're still not out of this game either. If the cuckler stops working, we can put up a couple big innings
>>69311134
This is so inevitable just like the Oreos choking down the stretch
Now if the >rags win, will we get to see the hilarious display of the >apologize boston thread that /sp/ had a few weeks ago?
>>69311156
at the start and i shall heckle him handly
>>69311175
what time are you going to go
>>69311193
sent 0_0
>>69311206
when are you going
>>69311145
What is this event?
who /bombston/ here?
>>69311160
The Ranger's entire infield including tonight's pitcher and catcher are foreign players....
@(You)
what time are you going
>>69311258
and how many Canadians play for the Blow Gays compared to Americans who play for the Rangers? Hell, at least two Rangers are actually Texan. Eat shit.
I WANNA MAKE GUERIN A MOTHER
what time are you going to the buchholz bowl
>>69311237
Its a good event to be honest only reason why clay should stay
Basically helps out real sick kids that come to boston for treatment
>>69311336
when are you going
>>69311160
>American talent on the Jays
Lmao we have one good American player
Estrada - Mexican
Osuna - Mexican
Donaldson - American (not surprising with the faggy hairstyle) who wants to revoke his citizenship
Saunders - Canadian
Martin - Canadian
Encarnacion - Dominican
Bautista - Dominican
Americans are shit at sports m8
>punching Jose in the last game you see each other for the season
Lel rags are pussies
>>69311381
>two Canadians
LOL stick to cuckpuck faggot
>>69311381
mexican is american idiot
>>69311417
And one American. Your point?
>>69311436
That no self respecting American wants to live in the frozen tundra that is Canadian. Enjoy living within 200 miles of the border despite have more land than us like the cuck you are.
>>69311436
Arent you guys managed by an American?
>>69311381
what about pitchers and bullpen?
^___^
>>69311381
>forgetting based Pillar.
How many runs has he saved?
>>69311456
>Americans
>self respecting
Wew lad
Why isnt Texas good at sports? They are the size of France and they dint have a single good soorts team
Just a bunch of chokers in uniform
OMFG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69311524
>literally bowing to a Queen over a thousand miles away
holy fucking shit the rags are terrible
OMFG
this red sox team is sick
IT'S ONLY THE THIRD
T
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Will we see a position player pitching soon?
Best meme in baseball.
>>69311534
If teams were only allowed to sign players from their states/provinces, Texas and California would literally never lose.
>>69311576
Yeah by the fifth they'll put Odor in
Then he'll charge Ortiz when he pimps a homer
>>69311592
Houston Oilers are pretty good tbqfh.
>>69311483
Estrada is the ace and Osuna is the closer
>>69311517
Great fielder but worst hitter in the lineup
>>69311477
Best thing to come out of Texas. He takes pride in being an idiot.
TFW the soxs are on pace to score 20+ runs
Will the Rangers FO burn the farm for a new bullpen before trade deadline?
>>69311539
Cool memes breh
do u guys think its funny that the team got good again when holt came back haha
>>69311648
Astros will be in 1st by Sunday night
>>69311648
To be frank the line up was never an issue I still dont understand this pitching
>>69311672
You're not very good at math are you?
>>69311612
Gibby was born in Montana dude
You can't have a draper without a raper.
Is there a bigger cuck city in the US?
>>69311728
Makes sense that he is cool then. I just know he has spent most of his life in Texas.
hey guys sorry i just got back home from work and i picked up chipotle for dinner. my gtx 1080 came in too so I had to install that before i could chat. where did the runs come from has texas apologized yet?
>posting a gamethread without an image related to the matchup, teams, or even sports
Ree.
>>69311735
the tripfag known as draper actually raped and killed a girl on Block Island in 1992.
>>69311773
ya texas apologized game one but i guess everyone is still being mean to them
>>69311773
??????????
No 50 mcnuggets????
Did you bring fris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfSGt6rHos
>>69311773
>where did the runs come from
errors
>>69311773
its 1-9 Rags-Redsucks right now
>>69311735
thanks for this reminder i almost let him take me to dinner
>>69311814
lol did the red sox trade shaw to the rangers before the game or something haha
>>69311773
nice blog post
>>69311773
>and i picked up chipotle for dinner
i think you're going to be apologizing to your anus later tonight anon.
>>69311831
Me on top of restaurant.
>>69311861
me the mangled corpse
any oldfags miss navaguy?
>>69311861
the fuck does this even mean?
Would you rather be kicked in the balls for twenty minutes straight or be a Rangers relief pitcher?
>>69311879
what the h*ll i post with you guys every night except when my mom doesn't let me
should there be a height requirement to play in the all star game LOL
>>69311918
delete this.
any oldfags remember when the texas rangers literally killed their fans?
>>69311912
Being a Rangers relief pitcher pays better but it's also more humiliating.
>>69311938
daniel is an even six feet they made a mistake on this graphic and later apologized i proved it with forensic analysis
>hanley sliding
>loses his helmet
will this memester ever get serious about beisbol?
>>69311938
is it possible for a 30 year old to grow taller?
>>69311969
it looks like someone is trying to slander the sox with that list desu
>>69311970
Who is that small child in the bottom right of the picture?
wtf when did we sign bryce harper LOL
is 11-1 a lot
if the rangers come back will red sox apologize
Did Trot Nixon get a hit yet?
also omfg
>>69312002
Yes and yes
>>69312036
don't ever respond to one of my posts ever again you waste of human life
why does the red sox twitter keep shilling the ASG to me i just want game updates
>>69311836
just got back from the gym haha what did this guy mean by this?
>>69312079
you have to vote for pedroia or else you can't view their game updates
>Dodgers choked
I fucking hate the NL what a bunch of pussies
>>69312118
HEY FUCK YOU
>>69312131
kek, look at that stupid haircut, what a tool
>>69312131
Dudes gonna keave the baby league join the Yankees and never look back buddy
Enjoy your teams steep decline into obscurity
>>69312207
Not even my team, just a may may
I fucking loved that story eck
I dunno why but I love his stories more than Remys
5th inning year of our Lord 2016.
>tune into game
>Based Eck and Steve Lyons in the booth instead of murderer creating scumbag Jerry Remy
>feels good man
anyone here
Im confused here how many world series championships of baseball do the Texas Rangers have?
>>69312415
Remyhater I am going to kill you.
>>69312118
honestly im just floored that the sox are only like 2 games back of the division anyway. i figured the oreos would have pulled away long ago
c-collapse
Just sign the contract Mo
>>69312546
>>69312415
Remy calling the game on Father's Day was a bold choice
Rally incoming.
>>69312517
3.5 games behind and we're in 3rd behind the gays
Tal's hill is a fine meme. They better not take it down.
>>69312566
where else would he be on fathers day?
i'm mad
>>69312596
yeah but
>gays
>>69312622
Plymouth penitentiary
>>69312651
Me on top of exploding barge.
Are the Cubs going tothe world series?
If they win who do we have left for cursed teams?
>>69312622
visiting his murder son in jail
>>69312651
me visiting whitey bulger
>>69312704
I went to his auction but spent all my money on mcnugget and vodka workouts :(
>>69312690
if the cubs win, they'll just be a regular team like every other team in America except with 1 (one) world series championship
>you will never sit in the Dunkin Dugout with /NESN/
Is Bentz gonna stay up here for depth?
>>69312774
Stay tuned to the NESN broadcast and all of your questions will be answered in pleasant topical Red Sox conversation by Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley and quirky Steve Lyons.
>>69312774
until Young is better, yes
/nesn/ would you go fishing and eating with Charlie Moore if he called you?
COLLAPSE
Farrel if you dont fucking yank him now im gonna firebomb fenway
goddamnit why can't we hold all these leads
h-hi guys
>>69312924
yes
but i'd kill him at the end of it
Nice to see them not give up anyway ;_;
DFA wright when
Aint over. If we can put 3 more up in this inning, right back in it.
>>69312973
:(
I'm Charlie btw.
>>69312969
Metsfag do you know the legend of the arm twirling woman?
you can do it rags i believe in you
>>69312973
me at the bottom of some lake
>>69313020
Me on top of lake.
>>69313003
I'm afraid to ask
>>69313063
http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/2012/10/15/the-lady-behind-home-plate/
http://metsmerizedonline.com/2012/10/the-mets-lady-passes-away.html/
>>69313015
Has there ever been a more shit country to have a team in the MLB than Canada?
Nobody cared about the Expos and so the team moved to the USA.
On top of that the people in Ontario want to be Midwestern US people and pretend to love baseball and yet don't even know the rules.
Shameful.
they're really doing it they're really trying to lose this is really ep*c
Dinger time prince.
>>69313118
Well considering there are two countries that have had mlb teams you may be correct. I don't think we could have a 30 team league in Canada.
>>69313090
any videos of her twirling her arms
