>6 years ago
>meet a friend of a friend in high school
>smoke weed with him & roommate
>exchange phone numbers/facebook
>buy weed from him a few times/hit him up if we got a good deal
>good memories getting absolutely shitfaced in his small apartment and around town
>9 people in a tiny party van dropping acid and drinking for a week straight
>last weekend
>see him being interviewed on television
>realize it's sport news
>he's going to rio
>google his name
>already competed at london olympics
>mfw
Living the dream
>>69307717
what's his discipline?
reminder that acid is not detectable by WADA testing
>>69307806
sorry there are so few finnish athletes and especially ones that were already competing in 2012 that I don't feel comfortable saying that.
I remember he'd sometimes say stuff like "I can't smoke for a month because of testing" but I thought he was just being paranoid.
>>69307915
that's ok i get it, i forgot it's summer olympics not winter where you guys fucking kick serious ass, your friend is alpha af by the way. pretty cool op, did girls chase him 24/7?
Remember when we all thought we'd start training for a niche Olympic sport 4 years ago for 2016? Kek
>>69308165
No I came here 2015 ^^
>>69308066
yeah he was pretty popular with ladies.
I didn't really drink alcohol back then so I was often ok to drive on weekends so a few times I gave him a ride to or from the city in exchange for some weed and pocket money. almost always he'd have 1 or 2 girls with him haha. one time he told me it's okay if I want the 2nd chick but I had a girlfriend
>>69308243
that is so awesome, sounds like he's pretty cool dude i hope he gets a really good result, i can't even imagine how many hot female athletes will be in rio. must be awesome to hang out with people like that from all over
>>69308554
Olympic village is just young, fit athletes in their prime, busting with hormones and no booze or drugs. So they probably smash pissers all day
>>69308554
yeah it's like a convention for alphas around the world
>>69308638
yeah i've read a bit about it, turns out that from ancient times, the olympics have been a celebration not only to excel in sports but also serve as a glorification of the human body and sexual pleasure. they fuck like animals every 4 years and need 1000's of condoms every day, it really fucking blows my mind to think about what happens on the Olympic villages.
>>69308756
>>69308679
>>69308638
>>69308554
This sounds a lot like wishful thinking. Gonna need sources.
>>69308756
I'll never know :(
>>69308801
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175783/The-raunchiest-Olympics-Record-150-000-condoms-handed-athletes-London-Games--thats-15-EACH.html
>>69308803
i know that feel man. :( but we can pretend to be alphas and get /fit/ or play a sport and hope for the best. maybe some chick will bait
>>69308903
I'm past my prime my friend, you'll have to go on without me.
How good would life be if you were an olympic alpha athlete in the olympic village with horny bitches, sigh
>>69308970
You wouldn't even have to try
>>69308929
i am past my prime too, but we are not 40 yet, there is still hope lad.
>>69308679
i went to school with a guy whose going to rio. Definitely not alpha, but he's nice enough.
>>69307806
Track and wall.
Oh COME ON, this one was too easy.
>>69309056
no bully pls
>tfw played against spieth in a golf tournament in London 7-8 years ago
>now I'm working as a fucking waiter
>>69309056
yea i had a feeling it was track&field i just didn't want to say anything there's very few Finnish athletes in summer olympics
>mfw I played in a summer friendly against a guy who partecipated in the 2006 WC back in 2003
>mfw I read this thread and remember him
>mfw I find out he died 6 years ago
>>69309232
im sorry to hear that italy bro, he's now playing in the pitch of heaven
>17 years ago
>be drunk
>was fighting a douchebag in a bar
>grab a bottle
>Broke it into his face
>facehalfripped.webm
>all his scared friends screaming "Franck !"
>flee the place.
>many years later
>saw this motherfucker with a fucking big scar live on tv playing for france national futball team
>mfw
Matti Mattsson?
>>69309480
Kek
