on the field
>tall
>fast
>strong
>powerful kicker
>skilled dribbler
>accurate header
>spiritual leader
>winner
off the field
>handsome
>muscular manly physique
>works with children
>donates blood
>pays his taxes
>btfo gold digger whores
>single dad by choice
please remind me why we are supposed to hate this man?
>>69305862
because we're jealous
>>69305907
right here
>>69305862
All things /sp/ neckbeards aren't, of course they hate him
>>69305962
the thing is it's not confined to /sp/
anti-ronaldo circlejerk is popular anywhere people discuss football from message boards to the pub
>donates blood
So he's a murderer?
>>69306032
he is incredibly popular on islamnet though
>>69306129
No. You are just a dumb shit.
>>69305862
I've been liking him more and more recently probs because Messi has been acting like such a tit. I like how he lets his emotions out on the pitch and doesn't act like such a robot. Would be pretty happy if he won the Euros 2bh (but can't see it happening)
>>69305862
reminder that football fedoras interestingly love manlet players and old legends that they didn't even watched a single game of them.
that's why he got all the hate, hating ronaldo feels euphoric
>>69305862
>>skilled dribbler
I give you the rest,but c'mon his dribbling died a long time ago.
>>69306351
Black and homosexuals are the highest aids demographics
>>69306570
even if he doesn't do as many flashy tricks anymore he can still keep the ball close to him at very high speeds and turn quickly without losing control
>>69305862
His free kicks are an embarrassment
Jealousy really
>tall but manlet syndrome
>fast but loses the ball thanks to his speed
>strong but falls immediately at any contact
>powerful kicked but missed 49/49 free kicks
>skilled dribbler but low take-on percentage
>accurate header : this is correct
>spiritual leader but tells his teammates it doesn't give a fuck, it's in god's hands
>winner but lost 8 leagues before Bale rescued him and now will lose and be irrelevant in the finals again
off the field
>handsome but gay
>muscular manly physique but dances like a female stripper
>works with children because of his publicist
>donates blood just like he donated his semen for his surrogate son
>pays his taxes
>btfo gold digger whores because he was a self-centered jealous and conceited asshole that they lost respect for him and wouldn't even go to his mother's parties
>single dad by choice and took his son's only chance at having a mother
and you wonder why we hate this piece of shit
>>69306499
Do you feel good self inserting into Ronaldo's life when you probably have nothing in common with him?
He's a naturally smug and two faced twat
>>69306499
This and Zaza's run up are fucking hilarious
>>69305862
>pays his taxes
kek
>>69306499
It's amusing how third worlders love ronaldo
>>69306981
i like this one too
I was shocked he actually played well this time around
>>69306848
>obsessed the post
>>69305862
But I like donaldo.
I dislike him because of how easily he gives up the ball in favor of fishing for free kicks (which he never scores). He's also definitely not spiritual leader, his attitude is piss poor. He's always getting angry at someone, whether it be his teammates, the referee, or himself.
He's great at putting himself in positions to recieve the ball and put it in the back of the net (which, to be fair, is a pretty important thing to be good at), but other than that he doesn't really do anything. When is the last time you've seen Ronaldo get past a defender instead of deliberately falling over?
>>69307257
>When is the last time you've seen Ronaldo get past a defender instead of deliberately falling over?
today
>>69307082
Best player in the world for sure.
>>69307257
This. Everytime I see him running with the ball in a good position, I'm just waiting for him to go down so he can ask for a free kick which he'll just smash into the wall. He never actually goes past players, not like he used to about 10 years ago.
he's one of the main contributors to ruining modern football with his diving
Because this is the stuff maymays are made of
>>69305862
>btfo gold digger whores
source
>>69307334
>about 10 years ago
More like 3 years ago
>>69309253
He knocked up a waitress from California and paid her a few mil to keep quiet and give him custody of the kid. I'm not sure how that's "btfo gold digger whores", though, sounds like she won to me.
>>69307050
Fucking hell I hate Pepe and Marcelo.
>>69309333
Yeah right
14 - Most goals & assists at EUROs since 2004: @Cristiano 14
Fàbregas 8
Schweinsteiger 8.
GOAT
>>69305862
because Messi has autism and is a much better identification person for the people here.
>>69309675
>Schweinsteiger
>>69309755
i have to admit, thats one of the most based names i ever saw in my life... Schweinsteiger ... it just sounds great, like something powerfull and awsome... Schweinsteiger ...
..hum... Schweinsteiger ...
Because we are jealous of him and his lifestyle.
>>69309867
It means pigclimber. He climbs pigs. :^)
>>69309903
now thats just scary
>>69309253
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292329/Cristiano-Ronaldo-paid-American-woman-baby-son.html
instead of getting a wife or a girlfriend to jew after his money he paid a lump sum to a surrogate to give birth to a kid he could have sole custody of
>>69305907
>because we're jealous
/thread
>>69307026
>It's amusing how third worlders love ronaldo
cuz hes a thirdworlder too?
>>69305862
>off the field
>forgot funny faces in pics
>>69311574
I saved your meme
>>69311574
he literally doesnt give a fuck, the absolute madman
