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Previous thread: >>69288254
News:
>Derrick Lewis wants the winner of Hunt-Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12105876/derrick-lewis-wants-to-fight-scared-brock-lesnar-cant-afford-ufc-200-tickets-mma
>Lorenzo says the UFC hasn't been sold
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12108636/bullish-lorenzo-ferita-dana-white-comment-rumored-sale-we-own-ufc-mma
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is a god
>I think about Jon daily
Schaub is God
DC is wasting before our eyes, get him a doctor
>Jon whip out your candle right now
3d for my Goober fix soon
>>69299085
>7 posts late
>>69299085
Wasn't that pic from a Hunt fight in Australia?
I think about Schaub daily
ARIEL BTFO
>>69299219
Hunt-Mir
BTFO
KEK
>>69299212
kek
>ariel BTFO by Brock
>I think about him daily.
>Yfw Jones' leg snaps worse than Silva's did and his career nosedives from here on out
WE 3000 NOW
HUNTO IS FINISHED
>Ariel
JUST
THREE THOUSAND ROUNDS MINIMUM
FOREIGNERS GETOUTTTTTTT
>id is wud id is
Did you guys know this?
>Alvarez btfo
>Ariel btfo
>everyone btfo
Build
That
Wall
That foreign dude asked a good question and Dana's retarded ass couldnt understand him.
>>69299290
God's sake m8
3k rounds
that's 250 hours of fighting, I believe Brock wasn't lying when he said it
>The City of Helwani
Brock isn't going to feed the jew today
You guys think brock would vote for trump?
>do you feel more pressure?
>you train different?
mma journalism is a fucking joke
Wow Travis way to make us really interested in your fight on a stacked card
>No one talking to the manlets
>LGBT tshirt
JUST
KILL NUNES
>>69299359
i think he was referring to not having champions to book longterm and not the turnover
>Rainbow fag shirt
>Dating Ronda
god i hate this guys shit taste
>I think about succing Jon's dick daily...
That wasn't very memey, who collected the memes? What do we have?
LE BASED BALD JEW
>That short presser
No big bonuses goy
>>69299356
Hey thats the USS Iowa. I can see the courthouse in the background. I live like a mile from there. People in my town were mad as fuck we he came. Lots of unemployed mexicans in the city of LA.
Shite presser
1 question for hunt?
shitshow
>>69299490
cain and meisha need to win the fight against the degenerates
>>69299561
3000
0
0
0
Brock is selling this thing completely. Rest is lukewarm.
SCHAUB IS LITERAL CANCER
Shitty conference for being ufc 200
>I oft' think about gorging oneself on Jonathan James Jones' large black meatpole
What did he mean by this?
>>69299597
i also like to give a very specific area which i live at out as public information on a malaysian cockfighting forum
>>69299606
Like you're going to get an interesting answer out of him
>>69299708
Just like event :^)
any honda sightings with travis???
Will UFC lie about the numbers when 200 doesn't come close to a Conor card?
They left the mics onfor the first time!
>>69299720
Geelong represent
>>69299193
>chicken
>nuggets
>brazen
Shittiest presser since a long time desu
Mcgregor needs to be an anchor in this shit so he can amuse us with some clown shit
I hope Hunt wins because he is my boy, but I like that Brock is damn good on the mic. I wish more fighters weren't awkward and gave shitty run-of-the-mill answers.
>>69299808
we can hear dc salivating
frankie looking fresh
Aldo looking good
Dana getting an eyeful of those miesha tates
>Miesha
>Amanda rubs up on Tate's boob
Aldo - Frenkie will be FOTY, or the quickest meme ever
>nunes trying to cop a feel
She's going to masturbate to this fight for years.
Hunt choked
oh poo mate
aldo wins
HUNT IS SHOOK
>Hunto licking his lips
Hunt is truly the king of the manlets
Jesus christ Hunt get your shit together. Nigga's shook
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
shut cha mouth bra
dana's cheeky waist touch on miesha
imagine if hunt started doing the haka
>pre-fight press winners
>Jones
>Nunes
>Edgar
rev up those parleys
Make me shut my mouth Jon
DC tried too hard
>shut your mouth
>shut your mouth
Reminder to spar 3000 rounds MINIMUM
>Hunt realises Brick's size and utterly spaghettis
oh man
>>69300092
How do you people come up with this shit?
>>69299941
Yeah, I'm scared that Hosay's chin may have been deleted.
He's had plenty of time off though.
>>69300114
Dan Bobish was bigger than Brock
>Implying DC vs Jones II isn't going to be the Rocky III of UFC
RIP Jones
With Cain as his training partner, DC is gonna knock Jones out and end his career as a fighter.
>Shut your mouth
Kek
JON SHOOK AS FUCK
>>69300107
brb revving up MSpaint
webm of Hunt shook?
Jon legit looked kinda pissed at the end.
>that fat fuck asking about the fighters health
i am so excited for these 3 days
hold me /heem/
>>69300175
lol
what if a fighter pretends to be shook ?
Good strategy he makes his opponent super confident, maybe reckless and catch him hard during the fight
>Ariel Helwani asking questions
>"And two quick ones..."
>Gets laughed at after the first question
>Sits down.
oh vey
>>69300275
le shook is a meme, a pre-fight press conference has never decided a fight
People here just like to say that shit as a joke
>>69300267
>cardiac arrest.webm
>>69300238
Gladly as soon as you hop in my guard
>>69300275
Yea but if they end up getting their ass kicked, they'll look even worse
>>69300180
what the fuck can Cain do for him? Beat his ass every sparring session and even Cain isnt the fighter he was a few years back. You could really tell DC had no confidence and he looked ashen or something today.
>>69300347
reminder
>>69300413
>You could really tell DC had no confidence and he looked ashen or something today.
It's called a weight cut you fucking casual holy shit
>If you pull a horse shoe up your enemies' ass and beat them over the head with it, they win
>>69300347
to an untrained eye a square off is just a square off
to a TRVE FIGHTFAN a square off is a culmination of fighters mental, physical and emotional health, confidence, congruency
>>69300464
I remember paddies trying to defend that flinch
>>69300464
>flinch
>FUCK i mean... lets go m8 uh come on yeeah h-haha
>>69300464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XGVKN32mo
these truly were one of the best weigh ins
>>69300464
What if a fighters attacks his opponent at the staredown, can the cops legally shoot him ?
>What kind of tan do you want?
>>69300631
As long as he's black the cops can do whatever they like in Freedomland
>>69300468
Jones is doing the same thing and he looked like he was on vacation. There is away to do it right ya know and eating nuggets isnt it.
>>69300683
Just give me the albino gorilla
>>69300705
Yeah I'm sure DC is taking the preparations for this fight very lightly and that his and Jon's builds are comparable.
>omg le shook
>>69300683
Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
Bring back the beard at least.
Brock is a good guy desu
Bork vs Hunt staredown
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750781774322495488
>>69300683
>sunglasses tan
>>69300683
Mark is hongry!
O/U 8.5 How many dudes has Miesha cheated on Caraway with?
>>69300787
>Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
because they are scared shitless of him
>tfw bork probably isn't staying
>>69300787
You go first Lachlan
>>69300787
>Why has nobody told Bork that his haircut is retarded?
Australian shitposting has gone too far
>>69300840
is it really cheating if Caraway allows it?
Anyone else just rooting for Brock because of the meme interview with Rogan after?
>>69300840
Not with me though ;_;
UFC 200 prediction cuck when?
>>69300780
Did you not hear him talking when they asked him what was a good quality that Jon had?? " he is a good fighter and competitor" lmao he is just trying to be a good guy so at least when he gets beat he has that to fall back on.
>>69300926
what interview with rogan
>>69300926
THATS A COORS LIGHT
>visit Facebook to see if normies mentioned the press conference
>turns out there was ANOTHER shooting in America
jesus christ every day
>>69300683
I really didn't expect bork to be that much bigger.
I wonder how much weight he is cutting.
>>69300926
oh nevermind i get it
>>69300960
>fights are decided at the press conference
>i'm not a casual i swear to god
You can just admit it. It'll feel good. Say it out loud for me, "I have a lot to learn about this sport."
https://streamable.com/irrs
"Hol-hold me back, Dana."
>>69300347
people thought conor was shook too when aldo was imitating his stance at the weigh ins and then fucking KO'd him in 13 seconds
we're not going to know shit until we see them in the octagon
>>69300977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaAik-EvI3o
>>69300572
Me too. It was hilarious.
THAT'S A JIMMY JOHNS FIGHT KIT BECAUSE REEBOK WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN
>>69301181
they're not decided there but you can tell someones mental state when you hear them talk and see their mannerisms
>>69300977
People are also murdered by hammer every single day in a country of 300 million people
Look up the stats clown
>>69300977
There's far more than one shooting a day here, it's just that it's usually black people shooting each other.
>>69300787
>>69300866
I agree, his haircut is super based
>Shook isn't just a meme
the islamic republic of casual
>>69301344
It just gets better and better
>>69300977
Was it as white officer shooting a black guy? Because that's why you are hearing about it if so.
>>69300787
>he doesn't like the dad hawk
>>69300977>>69301351
don't pretend like you're not trying to get over here
>>69301754
Yeah I just looked into it. Shit is straight up fucked, literally pinned the guy down and fired into him.
>>69300926
If he wins he is gonna talk so much shit it's gonna be unbelievable.
>>69301939
>literally pinned the felon down and fired into him after telling him to stop reaching for the gun multiple times
>>69301888
>you're not trying to get over here
>implying i'm complaining
that shooting was pretty based desu
>the nation of 2016
>selling CDs
nignog deserved every single one of those bullets
>How it all began...
>I'm green and I'm jacked. Deal with it.
>>69302069
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
>>69302071
I love how /heem/ somehow made DC the gay one out of this
>>69302071
This is actually not true.
It has been proven multiple times that the origin of SUCC was when Jon instructed Daniel to suck his penis at the end of their first fight. The reason for the confusion is likely due to the sign language that Jon used to communicate with Daniel.
>>69302229
Post main card predictions.
Jones wins by Decision.
Hunt wins by Knockout.
Miesha wins.
Aldo wins.
Cain wins.
>>69302361
stop stickin up for ur fat boyfriend
>>69302461
bold
>Hendricks experiences his first definitive loss ever
>Everybody gives up on him
Leave my boy alone
>>69302487
Someone has to not be a complete retard around here.
>>69302461
Dc wins by tko after a clean uppercut
Hunt by KO
Nunes by tko
Fronkie decision
Browne KO
>>69302554
if he didn't have the big beard people would like him more
>>69302461
DC wins by TKO
Hunt wins by KO
Miesha by submission
Frankie by desicion
Cain by TKO
WHERE YOU AT PREDICTION BRO
>>69302599
He shaved it m8
Cormier knocks out Jones.
That's a fact. he knows he MUST win, not because of the title, but because he already lost once, if he loses again he is going to quit.
Meme Lesnar gets knocked out aswell.
>>69302554
>Post USADA Hendricks.
I'm glad that Cat and Miesha like to dress like whores.
Putting a cheekie fiver on DC
reminder that a fat food addicted midget will never beat the best mma fighter in the world
>>69302461
Jones UD
Hunt TKO
Nunes SD
Edgar UD
Browne TKO
>still no webm of Miesha
Brock is going to win. He wouldn't accept a fight he thought he was going to lose. He knows he's healithier and better than ever, he saw Hunt fight and knows he can beat which he will.
>>69302719
Johny has another title run in him
>>69302883
why is dc so fat?
someone make a webm of all this miesha ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM
Video of Ariel getting BTFO
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/750784178589802497
>>69302948
What do you think the chances are (percentage wise) between a Hunt win and a Lesnar win?
>>69303158
60/40 in favor of Hunt
>>69303076
>how many rounds
>"journalist"
I still Bork vs Hunt is all determined by who can get their shit going first.
Hunt lands clean? Brock's going to back off and be very wary of closing agian.
Brock gets him down? Hunt wears out, his power goes and he spends the rest of the fight on the backfoot trying not to get taken down again.
Such a hard fight to call.
>>69303158
I think its 60-40 in Hunt's favour, both have clear ways to victory. I favour Hunt because he has been more active whilst Brock hasn't fought in about 5 years.
>>69303158
60/40 in favor of Lesnar.
>>69302719
see, way better
>>69303212
>>69303305
>>69303332
Damn, across the board 60/40, just with different favorites seems like neither side is completely sure of the outcome. Either way should be an interesting fight.
>>69303158
70/30 lesnar. He will take him down and tko him imo. Even firas zahabi thinks lesnar will win. People are under estimating him
who else /HatesBrockAsAPerson/ here
>>69303444
me
also hate Jones
>>69303158
10/90 in favour of Lesnar because Hunto is going to take a fat dive and then announce his retirement in like September
>>69303444
>>69303479
I had punks like you sucking me off for 15$
>>69303428
Yeah I saw Zahabi's video on the fight. I thought it was really interesting to hear how sure he was in Brock's wrestling, I think he said something like Hunt's got a 20% of ending it in the first round and if he doesn't Brock wins . Guy made a lot of solid points though.
>>69303444
faggot
>>69303444
>i posted it again xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69303584
what is there to like about Brock and Jones?
>>69303631
>worships dick on chest gay haircut man
who is the faggot here? (i think it's you)
>>69303735
Real recognize real
Anybody else have a feeling Aldo/Edgar will definitely not be going to decision? I think Aldo's gonna be aiming to make a statement by finishing Frankie, and he's either going to be successful or get KO'd trying. Especially now that the entire world knows that with the right punch, he goes down easy.
WE ARE LIVEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69302849
i'm glad too
>>69303735
>Brock
Not sure what there is to dislike?
>Jones
He's the best fighter on the planet?
>>69302590
when has DC ever knocked on anyone except bigfoot who doesnt have a chin
>>69304105
This is b8
>>69304149
>carries the canadian flag
>has a dick on his chest
>does wwe
>acts like a monkey
>>69304149
>he is a great fighter (that literally cheats on an average of once per fight)
The only defence Jones fans can ever muster
>>69304289
He's a great fighter period (who has cucked whoever your boy was and got you buttmad for all eternity)
>>69304105
Aldo loses, his gas tank is smaller than frankies.
>>69304289
how does he cheat again??? cause he was born tall and lanky??
>>69304456
by poking people in their eyes you nonce
>>69304385
He is a great fighter but that doesn't mean I have to like him considering that he's not only a cocky prick, but a literal criminal and a cheater.
Got anything better than u mad?
>>69304456
Uh, the eye pokes? I think he's averaged 1 per fight since he won the title.
>>69302461
DC wins by TKO
Lesnar by TKO
Miesha by decision
Frankie by Heem
Cain by complete obliteration (extreme blood)
>yfw there isn't a single heem this weekend
>>69304451
Aldo will dominate the striking and not let it go to the ground, frankie may win 1 or 2 rounds
>>69304456
Because eyepokes which are a problem for all kinds of fighters that the UFC has failed to address in any meaningful way.
>>69304519
I'm not saying you need to like him fuckboi, I responded to "why would anybody like him". It's not like me and him are fucking dating. I like to watch him beat people up a couple of times a year.
>>69304451
How'd that work out for Frankie in the first fight?
>>69304149
Brock
>came in in ufc200 just for the opportunity to make money
>arrogant as fuck
>hits on Miesha who's married
add what this guy said >>69304261
and also he is not that great of a fighter
Jones
>drove drunk and broke a pregnant woman's arm
>disrespects police officers
>horrible form on deadlifts and squats
>the whole "partying" thing
>arrogant like the previous jackoff
>>69304142
this is actually an interesting conversation and i hate milo
>>69304142
>this guy's twitter pic
>>69304580
Frankie will not let it go to the judges unless he dominates the first 3, he'll go full Lawler. This is his last shot at Connor money fight.
>>69304686
Inb4 people pretend Frankie won more than 1.5 rounds in that fight.
>>69304692
I really can't wait for both to win and ruin your weekend.
>>69304610
Well the fact that you like him means that you're either a supreme edgelord or you're black.
Jones is underestimating DC hard
DC will win a close DEC, cap this
is anyone elses rogan stream cutting out
>>69304240
it's not b8 m8. i'm not sure which part of my post angered you, but seriously - I could see him getting caught with something if he's not careful. I'm an aldo fan btw, I don't want him to lose.
>>69304726
Based Milo. If only he was half as good at arguing as he thunks he is.
jre stream dead?
>>69304914
screencapped, aquafresh
how much do you bench, by the way?
>>69304914
>Jones is underestimating DC hard
Greg Jackson isn't.
>>69305022
yes
>It's a Jamie forgets to pay the internet bill episode
>>69304733
Frankie is a decision fighter, the not letting it go to the judges cause i want this meme is fake its definitely gonna go to decision unless Aldos chin is deleted
>>69304914
I think DC will win too lad, the first fight was much closer than people remember. I had DC up 2-1 going into the championship rounds.
>>69304610
god you people are grasping at straws. Name one match where one of his unintentional eye pokes has cost the other fighter the fight?? It's usually elbows kicks and submissions if i recall right
>>69304975
its offline for me
>>69304975
>>69305022
yes
https://twitter.com/JamieVernon/status/750794760185491456
>>69304914
I fuggen doubt that one.
>>69305022
Yes.
I just want to hear if Milo got any thing to say about his trip to Sweden. Smfh.
>>69305017
it's hard to argue that christianity is true and circumcision is a good thing
fix yo shit joe rogan
>>69303760
How do you mentally turn a knife into a dick, faggot?
>>69305091
Are you retarded?
Getting poked in the eye directly compromises a fighter's vision.
>>69304834
One of us is definitely an edgelord.
>>69305091
I'm defending him retard. Reply elsewhere.
>>69304726
>>69305082
he won't back down™ if Aldo 10-9's him for first few rounds, he'll go for that chin no doubt
>>69305225
yet they all said they were fine to continue and got there ass wiped deal with it. Jon is champ for a long while.
>>69305017
>>69305158
brock lesnar is everything rogan wishes he was
Jon Jones fanboys literally defend the eyepokes.
Joanna fanboys literally defend the eyepokes.
>>69305017
I hate Milo.
>be a good goy, circumcision is good for you
>I suck 10 million nigger dicks a night and proud of it
>literally Jewing people into buying his shitty T-shirts and other crap
The only good thing about him is the fact he supports Trump but he's pure scum otherwise.
post yfw dc uppercut kos JJ
