We’re slowly but surely going to the big mountains.
A few climbs for today already, should be interesting to watch.
>two 2nd category today
Who's gonna choke? I have a feeling Contador is already going to fall behind today.
>tfw no tdf due to work until 8
>>69285007
>Who's gonna choke
It all depends on how it's raced. If UK postal go full gas, Bertie should get dropped. Nibali go do really well or really bad depending on his legs after the giro.
Valverde or Alaphilippe ftw.
![13027_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4PHMAY8.jpg "13027_0[1].jpg")
>>69284975
>la montagne de graisse Fred Weis
guy will die from heart attack in his 50s
>mfw half of Fred Weis pics on internet are Carter dunking over him
>>69285062
Can't you not watch it at work?
>>69284975
The big guy is the one getting BTFO by Vince Carter in 2000 Olympics :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrPjl-927Q
>>69285062
>tfw going to miss today as well
>mfw new GCN kit, 3T carbon fiber bars+stem and cycling computer coming in the mail
extremely hyped 2bh
>tfw Alpecin™ Caffeine Shampoo is coming in the mail.
Can't wait to try it.
>>69285135
It's a bit sad that he's only known for that. He was actually one of the best defensive center in Europe in the early 00's and has a very decent palmares, including several European cups and national titles, and also was a decisive player in the best results France had at this time (including a silver medal in the Olympics).
He has serious mental issues though, as he's depressive, tried to commit suicide once, and his child is an actual autist.
Some nice hills at the end of today's stage. A breakaway might win and you might get some GC shenanigans
>>69285212
How long are you going to leave it in for?
>>69285171
I got 5kg of unflavored protein coming to me today...... WITH A FREE SHAKER.
Pretty excited even though I know it will taste like shit
>>69285287
2 M I N U T E S
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>>69284975
looks like a kiddo
>>69285306
>participating in every cycling sweepstakes and giveaway I can
>knowing I'm not going to win shit
>still want carbon wheels
>>69285287
Drinking coffee makes my testicles sore...will caffeine shampoo make them ache too?
Time to take a shit before going live.
>>69285287
About 12 minutes at 190 degrees so the crust is crunchy.
>>69285306
What brand?
>>69285417
Goddammit, now I'm hungry for a cheeky afternoon freezer pizza.
lads rate my meme team
>>69285420
Myprotein uk. Got some fish oil and glucosamine too.
Made my order then the following day they were offering 25%off, a free shirt and free flavour drops. I was really annoyed
>>69285404
i hope it's a good shit.
Just right in diameter, big enough so you feel the shit leaving the body, but not to big either so it doesn't need too much pressure. Not fluid and not rockhard either. And afterwards you don't even need to wipe.
>>69285472
>fish oil
That's terrible for your health. A seaweed oil is much better for your health.
are there any teams still running mechanical gruppos?
>>69285420
>eating whey
>>69285540
No world tour teams to my knowledge. I do know that Cancellara runs mechanical along with Nibali.
>>69285510
Nah bruv, was gonna get some krill oil but it was too pricey.
Pantani said all he took when he won the giro was cod liver oil, pasta, chicken and honey.
>>69285472
I'd like to fi'zi:k my dick in her ass if you catch my drift
>>69285472
morning lads
S E R G E
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>>69285567
>Nibali
ayy lmao
>>69285583
Pantani also took Epo. Not an argument.
Go Vegan
>>69285278
>she will never sit on your face after a 100km ride at zone 2
>>69285620
>Campagnolo
KEK
>>69285583
he died of a cod liver oil, pasta, chicken and honey overdose :(
>>69285472
>Fish oil.
Just eat some fish.
>tfw a local rider is using a Specialized Turbo to break all the local strava records.
>Me and a cheeky Aussie friend are now breaking his by doing them by Vespa.
>He gets mad as fuck. Calls us cheating cunts.
>>69285627
Seriously tho, why is fish oil bad and seaweed oil good?
Is it some kind of vegan thing?
>>69285671
How do I into Strava? I've been reluctant to get onboard since it seems very immersive and tends to turn civil riders into pedantic statbabbies
>>69285677
For vegans it's a moral issue- why kill fish when you can use seaweed.
My problem with fish oil is that it's bad for your health; carcinogenic.
>>69285677
Vegan here.
Like many things, there are various conflicting sources that say X is bad and that X is good. Do whatever works for you.
>>69284934
The climbs aren't much but at least they will hopefully make a better stage than the boring ass past three days
>>69285671
Ayy lmao
y
y
l
m
a
o
although
>not using runtastic
>>69285714
Medic here, everything is carcinogenic these days.
Just search in PubMed.
>muh prospective cohort low level evidence.
>>69285705
>Install Strava on phone
>Set privacy radius around your address
>Go for ride
>Come back
>Upload
>Rinse and repeat
>Compare, improve on certain areas of your riding
>Join groups and meet people
>Compare with them too
>See your progression
Shit's gr8.
>BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPBABLAPBABpffffffffffffft*squeek*
>today is hill climb
ohboy.jpg
>>69285734
>everything is carcinogenic these days.
Not an argument.
Read more.
any good streams lads?
>>69285714
>carcinogenic
Gonna need a citation on that. I'll be pissed if I just bought 120 caps of cancer juice
>>69285765
http://www.francetvsport.fr/tour-de-france/direct here pardner use a vpn
>>69285746
Is your dick ready?
>>69285754
Give me a PubMed source with an adequate RCT or proper meta-analysis.
>>69285792
DELETE THIS
>>69285792
I haven't seen a girl racing on the Tour
>>69285792
break is making it, based Serge Pauwels in yellow by tonight, cap this
why are they talking about Emmanuelle?
>>69285765
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>>69285802
NO
>>69285826
DELETE
>>69285792
>>69285739
>>69285826
come on, guys. it's not that sort of thread.
>Stuyven getting another cheeky point in
>>69285828
>Not having a cheeky wank before watching the tour.
How much longer until SJWs get outraged about the dearth of professional black cyclists?
>>69285826
>tfw she got bigger thighs than you do
>>69285841
SJWs don't really care about non-American things.
>>69285826
at least post different Puck pictures every day, there's plenty to choose from
https://www.instagram.com/puckmoonen/?hl=en
>>69285840
OUT OUT OUT
>>69285835
gb2tumblr.
We always post qt cyclists till the action heats up
>>69285841
Blacks can't get skinny enough for cycling.
Also, we can say that the Colombians count.
>>69285841
there's no sjw in europe. behave or leave pard
>>69285847
Nothing wrong with that.
>>69285857
I prefer consistency and repetition.
>>69285879
Sort of.
brb moving to Limousin
>>69285881
>I prefer consistency and repetition.
>>69285877
> blacks can't get skinny
>>69285903
pseudo bolcheviks arnt SJWs. anyway lets back to the bike race
>>69285739
>posting triathletes in a cycling thread
get your shit together brah
can you watch a day from the very start?
its always just last hundred smt kms
>>69285877
Tekkels would like a word.
>>69285939
Most (all?) bigger mountain stages will be shown in full
>>69285916
It's that mentality which wins you the Tour.
>>69285957
i just kissed the screen. i hate myself
man sometimes they show good countryside but this one is shit. glad I'm not living in the limousin
Who do we want to win the gc?
Contador here.
>>69285974
I actually believe you, fuck this place
>>69286000
A R U
R
U
also, nice digits
>>69285957
WOW.
>you'll never tongue that anus
>>69285992
Limousin is poor and ugly. Sadly they joined my region (Aquitaine).
>>69285877
do you even watch marathon
>falling for the bait
>>69285974
No need to hate yourself.
Did you ever fap to a kissing girl?
post crit cuties
>>69285992
Really? I like the abundance of forest and the relative lack of human cultivation. It's just wild enough to be nice. Massif Central is too rough.
>>69286000
I want the little Columbian.
Deep down I'd like froome to implode and Geraint Thomas to lead sky to victory.
>>69286020
>>69285992
Fuck you, Limousin is GOAT
>>69286000
even trips can't make this happen
>>69286029
disgusting hands, yuck
>>69286029
>>69286000
Anyone who isn't rooting for Quintana is a faggot
>>69286034
>no brakes
lmfao
that face ain't gonna look to good in the next 5 minutes
WE /comfy/ NOW
>>69286035
more of a midi pyrénée man myself
>>69286042
KEK limousinfag on suicide watch
Lads what do? I can't quite become interested in the tour this year! Not sure why but nothing quite seems worth following, atleast not yet?
The green jersey has become a soulless meme, being decided apparently after three days.
The arrangers themselves not showing tv pictures before we're halfway into the stages is also something that makes me uncomfy.
>>69286029
WHAT THE HELL those hands, are the hands of a obese 13 year old girl
3/10
>"Grivko won the Tour de Med, so he's in good form"
i hate carlton kirby so fucking much. he is so clueless.
>>69286058
>looking at the face not the frame
ur doing cycling wrong m8
>>69286049
>>69286078
No one is without flaws.
>>69286077
Mate, the climbs haven't started yet.
>>69286084
His hard on for Reichenbach and Alaphilippe is appalling.
>>69286060
get /comfy/ lads
>>69286078
wouldn't_bang.meme
/TeamTay/
>you'll never live in the middle of rural France, in a small cottage in a corner near two forests where cyclists go full retard once per year
>>69286146
Shit team 2bh
Good day /tdf/, seems like I made it.
>Dat 12 minute lead though
Did I miss anything so far?
>>69286168
thank god
>>69286179
Nah. Breakaway day today.
>>69286188
Kek.
>"people" voluntarily living far away from the ocean
>you'd expect Salice, after sponsoring a stage-winning team, would get better commercials after some years of doing the same shit over and over again
>they are still doing the same shit over and over again
>>69286179
If they want to bring them back they will do. It's probably only Etixx that care about the stage win though.
>>69286209
MADE FROM SPORT!
are there any streams that aren't absolute garbage lah?
which team should I root for ?
>>69286168
>tfw I live in a little city of rural France, ocean 45min far, Pyrenees 1h30.
Buuuuuuut in France we’ve too much trash leftists and mudslimes. And don’t say go back to /pol/ because it’s true.
>>69286249
Team Sky
>>69286249
Team 2agan. Keep rooting for it to come in second.
>>69286267
Sarko will make France great again.
>>69286249
Try one of these.
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>>69286240
Tinkoff, Astana or Movistar: only they can defeat Sky.
>>69286078
autism
>>69286275
but i want a team that finishes first
>>69286268
I guess I should. I like their colours and they provide F1
Do they win races,tho ?
>>69286267
>muaaaah brazil is full of favelados
>muaaaah usa is full of mexicans
>muaaaah england is full of pakis
>muaaaah france is full of sandniggers
>muaaaah netherlands is full of blaze it faggots
>>69286305
Froome wins constantly. He's on the best PEDs.
>>69286298
>Try one of these.
>https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
literally the reason i asked for non shitty stream links
>>69286328
u guys don't like sky do you ?
>>69286267
lol I understand when people who live in high multicultural areas get kinda mad and pissy on the internet but you live in bumfuck nowhere how are leftists and muslims fucking up your daily life
>>69286347
I prefer it because they are white.
>80km to go
>13 mins
I can't wait for my hopes to be crushed lads
>>69286347
>being this autist
No one watches cycling because of >muh team, and white men don't actually need a team to cheer to watch a sport. Whiten up and post me some rare Bruno Aleixo links.
>>69286321
Londonistan and favelas are real. Others aren’t comparable to France’s islamized zones.
But I’m leaving soon, so you can take my house if you want
>>69286347
I like them. Look how mad they get people.
>>69286331
http://sports4u.tv/channel/eurosport-live-stream-online-uk/
Look up Eurosport livestreams.
>>69286365
i don't watch bruno aleixo
>>69286249
Why would you need to root for a cycling team?
You're not American or English.
>>69286240
what kind of race is this where you ride a single speed with no break, but on the road?
>>69286386
>being a literal nigger
>any year
>>69286369
good riddance
GO SKY
O
S
K
Y
>>69286389
cuz it's fun
>>69286363
hello do you have the non-thumbnail version of this
>>69286353
I hope you’re not naive enough to think that only major cities have this kind of issues. We’ve plenty of these here as well, and I’m actually living close to a (((((((((((multi))))))))))))))cultural area.
I’m not living in a village.
Man, both the break away and the chase has some real good riders this time around. The peloton might really not catch up this time.
>>69286389
yeah Spaniards don't root for Spanish teams. Basques didn't root for Euskaltel. Dutch dont root for Yumbo. Belgians don't root for Etixx. French don't root for FDJ. Danish don't root for whatever team Riis is poisoning.
>>69286328
Froome is no more British than robbie mcewan
>>69286438
Seems I really hit a nerve there, Skyboy ;)
>>69286438
Jumbo sucks though
bad quality shit for bad prices
>>69286249
Orica for the bantz
>>69286393
it's called crit racing -- redhookcrit.com
>>69286462
Why are they allowed to wear the yellow?
>>69286429
>this kind of issues
people of color are an issue?
Will sagan stay in yellow?
>vote here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621154
>>69286462
Shop there anyway, support your only team.
>>69286429
Shoo shoo >>/pol/ shoo
>>69286505
no not gonna pay too much for shitty meat
>>69286479
people of color is not an issue unless you are a /pol/tard, such as that anon. black girls are superior on sex than white ones
>it becomes a problem when they start to behave like subhumans, and since white boys can also tryhard and become subhuman, that's not a color issue
>>69286479
No, but islam is.
I talked to Italian, Spanish of Maghreb people who left islam, the 1st generation of migrants, living in this area. They fear the upcoming islamization of this zone, it’s not safe anymore.
It’s actually a mix between radical islam and alcohol, drugs and depraved activities. An unwholesome situation.
>>69286249
>Orica - Cheeky Aussies.
>Sky - The Evil Empire, max spooky.
>Movistar - Los Caballeros & a goat.
>FDJ - Pinot & other greasy Frogs.
>Astana - The Shark & friends.
>Cannondale - Who?
>Katysha - No Russian.
>AG2R - Bardet & other greasy Frogs.
>Lampre - Token nigger team.
>ETTIX - Waffen SS the team.
>Tinkoff - MEME TEAM with MEME owner.
>Giant Alpacin - Leave it in for two minutes.
>Trek - shit
>IAM - shit
>BMC - ex-sky shit.
>Direct - Frog shit
>Fortune - leftovers
>Team Dimension - Lord Cavendish, earl of sprint.
>Bora - masterchef.
>Cofidis - wash-ups.
>LottoJumbo - fucking yellow jerseys
>Lotto Soudal - HERR GREIPEL
>>69286456
just tired of your racism
>>69286520
So where do you go?
>in b4 Albert Heijn
>>69286549
and, not of.
And again, i’m living in a small city close to rural France. I can’t imagine how it is in Marseille or Paris.
Well, enough with this topic. Let’s enjoy traditional countryside.
found a good stream here http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/V84bFv6v-7sCOgwcJ
>>69286268
learnt how insanely biased they are by watching F1 on their channel.
fuck sky desu
MEAT IS MURDER
>>69286560
Alright I'm sorry.
I wrote it to be provocative, but it didn't feel good to be honest and I shouldn't have posted it.
>>69286557
Sounds about right.
>>69286523
>black girls are superior on sex than white ones
I don't think with my dick sorry
>>69286549
>>69286575
noting ever happened to me in Paris thanks for asking you sheltered person
>>69286577
basedtwingo.jpg.gif
CRASH
R
A
S
H
how is that body of water with the motorboats called?
>>69286579
>dat choco senna cirkle jerk
oh god dont remind me
chuuuuuuuuuuute
>Crash
What are the odds Contador was there?
>>69286602
You know which zones of Paris I’m talking about.
>>69286523
>black girls are superior on sex than white ones
No, brown girls are the best.
>>69286620
Pretty fucking high lol
>>69286623
not really, which ones?
>>69286597
*hugs*
GQ LEADER CRASHED
GQ LEAD... oops, just Lotto Yumbo
>>69286627
>No, brown girls are the best
Slavs are the best.
>>69286615
Dordogne
Oh great, just on the day I don't have any BMC people on my team, you'll see that Greg is going to win
goddammit
I hope Majka catches back up and wins
>that aesthetic ruin
holy shit GOAT
>>69286410
Sorry senpai, I only noticed I had a thumbnail because you pointed it out. I'll see what I can find going through the archive.
>it has been 3 ( three ) days since the last contador crash
De Gendt took the mountain points.
>>69286648
Where radical islam and drug traffics are a common business.
>>69286249
Sky
Always Sky
>>69286684
my god they both look so cute
>>69286668
>van avermeme winning
>not choking 2km before finish
Pick none desu
>>69286438
>Belgians don't root for Etixx.
I don't, Lotto Soudal is more likeable
I thought Ferrari had a biking team
>>69286549
If only there was a board full of fucking 14yrs retards that you could bitch on about this
>>69286020
>Limousin is poor and ugly
Are you retarded ? It's probably one of the most beautiful provinces in the country.
>>69286683
>people praying outside because the small mosque was full
>muh radical islam
also drug trafficking is not obviously a bad thing, since this whole drug problem got big there's little to no robbery/violence anymore, all the hood kids stay in their hood selling drugs
>>69286730
/b/?
>/tdf/ used to be for memes
>now it's full of /pol/tards trying to cheer for a team
I want newfags to leave.
>>69286724
Nah, just a dope doctor for cyclists
>>69286755
I think you know what I'm implying IRL
>>69286758
this
not a very comfy thread lads, and this during the most memetic of stages so far
>>69286557
>Team Dimension - saver of the starving 3rd world, bringing cycling to africa, Wow such an inspiration to us all
also rude post
the LOOK bike is insane
>>69286000
Vroome because I banked on him in my tourpoule by also picking like 3 or 4 of his workers
>>69286683
FUCK off.
You're distorting the comfy nature of /tdf/ with your clash of civilizations bull-shit
>>69286751
Pic wasn’t directly related to «radical» islam but more to the islamization. But you know which country in Europe provides the more jihadis and where the mudslimes come.
More than radical islam only, islam is an issue itself. But as I said before, we’re going off-topic, and some leftists coming from Reddit here will shout at me because I’m pointing the worrisome consequences of massive immigration.
>>69286835
THIS, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Thank you, based India.
>>69286839
Fuck off back to /pol/.
We discuss cycling related topics, not Islam.
Lads, rate my new buy.
15 MINUTES
7 , 5 ALPECINS ALREADY
,
5
>>69286839
You're just spouting the same shit all over again
>>>/pol/
So finally I didn't go to watch the Tour, I'm a bit sad as it comes to my region only once every 3 years or so but at same time I have may things to do today and it's comfy to see the race coming in my region on TV while I do my things.
>15 minutes
This is getting ridonkulous.
>>69285644
Campagnolo is the best and only Patrician choice for gears.
>>69286249
I don't root for anyone, as long as the race is good. I'd hate it if anyone won by a mile and killed the excitement...
Oh and [spoiler] fuck sky [/spoiler]
>>69286839
You have your own containment board. Stop shitting up /tdf/
Talk cycling, post qt pics or leave
>falling for all this franceposting
just ignore them lads
>>69285671
Is this a thing? Getting mad at strava?
>>69286876
That’s what I said before: >>69286575
Whatever. I just hope the religion of peace won’t attack the Tour.
>>69286900
yeah nah
>no gears
gl on real nigga hills
THANKS JUAN
>>69286901
what makes the race a good race ?
>>69286705
I can never decide, left or right.
It's a real problem.
>>69286945
peto sagan doing some wheelies tbf
>>69286945
memes
>>69286321
this is true
>>69286945
Team wise? Anyone but Sky.
Tinkoff or Astana are the best when they need to be aggressive.
>>69286928
>can't face reality
Typical Brit. I bet you use less than 42T inner ring too.
>>69286948
yeah and they're so prefectly dressed
I want to date both
De Gendt is a crazy cunt isn't he
also serious lack of canned salmon ITT
>>69286945
Watching guys get BTFO on hilly days.
>>69286945
It not being obvious whats going to happen until the very end, preferably with big attacks etc, so that there are possible outcomes which are very different
The peloton knows there's an escape going on, right?
>>69286990
>De Gendt is a crazy cunt isn't he
He's too inconsistent. But when he's on form, he's top class.
>Canned salmon
Delete.
>these 3 autists out in front for no real reason
>>69286990
I blame STRAYA CUNT
how beautiful is my region lads ?
>>69287029
bretty bretty 5/5
>>69287017
>the radios aren't working and the peloton are just chilling along, having a lovely ride, unaware some people are riding 15 minutes ahead
>>69287029
Would_live_a_life_of_poetry_and_farming_and_being_comfy_at_a_local_café_in_the_nearest_town_every_night/10
>>69287017
Actually I am not sure, Greg is like 18 seconds behind, not 15 minutes. (GC)
>>69287029
9/10 would inhabit
>>69287048
>>69287053
>>69287065
thanks, this part of the region is the most rural though
>based GVA getting the yellow
Dat zo zomaar eens kunnen, Michel
>>69287080
So, it's the best?
>>69287059
They can bring him back to within 8 minutes if they race it.
Also, he's no danger to gc
>in this region of France, roofs are black
I will never get this
just
why ?
>>69287080
>asks for compliments
>thanks for them
this is seems a little silly to me
no offense tho
>>69287106
Leave.
>>69287106
go away
>>69287106
