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Schaub is God
>>69282643
What is the story behind this?
Daily reminder that Hunt is going to heem Lesnar stiff
>>69282657
Had a bug on her face
Schaub is cancer. Fuck Piana too
>>69282668
i like this post
have a (You), you
>>69282676
Fuck off
>3 days
>>69282661
mark has nice teeth
>>69282625
brock can fuck my bitch
>>69282771
brocks a much more soft spoken and cool guy then i thought he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_T7XcFZrA
>calling Enson Inoue 'former UFC fighter'
Fuck BloodyElbow
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12098606/former-ufc-fighter-demotes-himself-from-bjj-black-belt-to-purple-belt
>>69282776
>yfw he was 12 in that picture
>>69282789
>or in nyc
brock confirmed winning and fighting again
>>69282657
She just got submitted by someone who shouldn't have been in the same cage based on their respective records.
>>69282799
MMA media is such a fucking joke.
>>69282788
hnnng
Is there a more patrician HEEM fantasy than Miesha x Ronda going full lezz on each other?
>>69282657
(((((Female Rickson))))) got utterly BTFO and tapped
>>69282823
At least it'll make for a nice rematch for the title. Bellator might even put it on the main show this time!
>>69282720
all the better to heem you with, my dear
>>69282837
>>69282789
>ywn watch Brocc impregnate your girlfriend
kill me now senpai
>>69282837
>Ronda
Mackenzie lezdomming huge weight cut Gabi Garcia breh
>>69282799
>>69282826
>>69282853
Also a classic pairing. But licc >>> succ
>>69282867
hot. Could you work Joanna in there somehow?
>>69282878
Man has cain gone downhill
>>69282788
What's the advantage in a hyperbaric chamber? More witchcraft?
>>69282837
Magana and Ashlee Evans-Smith
>>69282923
The man lost one fight and was clearly affected by environmental factors
>>69282934
3some with them i mean
would be an improvement if this were the new reebok uniform
I know you're in here janitor. do your job and clean up /tv/ and /int/
>>69282972
Who is this qt?
JON
>>69282972
That's the TUF uniform.
Feels super weird listening to this Mike Goldberg interview (and the buffer one too), as he's always been a cartoon character to me until now.
>>69283005
>mfw Joanna
Best champ, now and forever.
>>69282625
this is the best thread we've had in weeks. schaub bless.
>>69282944
He doesn't look the same, though. Those JDS fights took something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXjqRdAXDA
>>69283034
>you'll never suck off Bruce "The Voice" Buffer in a LV Walmart parking lot
>>69282992
hey pussy are you still there?
>>69283045
this is cute.
>tfw no gf
>>69283045
Is Megan pedo?
>>69283067
no homo stuff with my flag
>>69283086
nothing gay about sucking a dick famalam
so, so Jon, you just want..you just want me to suck your fucking dick? like you just told me backstage, Jon?
>Single mother Brye Russillo claims her 12-pound breasts are forcing her to compete in a heavier MMA division
>>69283154
she should get milked before weigh ins
![Cindy_Dandois_Bio[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CFI0gce.jpg "Cindy_Dandois_Bio[1].jpg")
>>69283154
Seriously being a titty monster in WMMA must suck, literally have to fight bigger women because you were blessed by baby jesus
>>69283154
Are white women a meme?
>>69283022
Fuck you and your shit taste.
Team "Claudia can rub her semi developed penis on my face all day" til I die
wew
>>69283227
>mfw Abos getting triggered on 'invasion day'
Who else fappin to your boy's boipussi?
>>69282853
i keked
>>69283226
>ESPN Body Issue
Why is this even a thing?
>>69283294
Probably sells shittons more than the regular ones.
>>69283294
people who have taken the human body to its limits should be viewed and worshiped
>>69283304
They should get some of you fat fuckers in there in that case. Cause y'all are definitely pushing the limits on what is considered humanly possible.
>>69283304
>to it's limits
>MMA """"""athletes"""""
>>69283314
i'm 112 lbs lol
>>69283238
>that day they celebrate all that we lost
>all that we lost
WE
>>69283242
f-front a-angle when?
>>69283319
FACT: mma stars are the most POWERFUL athletes in the WORLD
>>69283370
>>69283226
Conor has a nice ass, I find him very attractive, no homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wsQMyMk6IU
>>69283422
>And enjoy the hostilities, my friends.
>>69283422
>Robin black the type of guy to smack his own ass during sex
>>69283459
stupid thing is his calc is busted
it's totally shit math
>>69283493
>>69283493
131.542KGX9.81N/KGX2.1M/S2
2709N
>>69282837
>HEEM fantasy than Miesha x Ronda going full lezz on each other?
This "Ronda is hot" meme needs to stop
>>69283512
You don't have to pretend to hate her now that she's lost bro
>>69282837
nah, femdom reverse gang bang by rose, page, ham and claudia
Watching those first 3 rounds of DC-Jones reminded how close it actually was for a while, DC completely fades in the 4th and 5th, but those first 3 rounds were so interesting to watch between both of them
>>69283226
Why would he agree to do this? Nate Diaz will probably have some words for him.
>>69282837
Claudia
any press conferences tomorrow?
>>69283422
a bit sick of this cunt
robin black is good 'analyst' meme started with picking holm over rousey but he was more doing it to be contrarian and get attention. now he believes the hype about himself like rousey believed her hype.
>>69282977
Amanda Cooper, TUF finalist this season. Think she was in Invicta also
She beat up Lunch, Englel's best hope of a decent female fighter in the UFC
>>69283535
jesus christ, delete your 4chan account
>>69283552
You one of them there homosexualites?
>>69283564
i want her to sex bully me
>>69283540
202 press conf is tomorrow I think, with Colin Gregory and Nathan Diaz from Stockton Upon Tees
>>69283540
200 isn't it
Y... You're not in my head Jon
I sw..swear not this time
>>69283577
I wanna pump iron in her bum hole.
>>69283576
>>69283600
>tfw Claudia will never suffocate you to death with her anus>>69283600
>>69283525
>ham
fuck off weeb
>>69283603
>tfw she will never sit on your face while she jerks you off and forces you to cum multiple times
Will Lesnar be able to return from the Shadow Realm post 200?
How do I achieve his biceps?
>>69283620
hungry hunto is gonna murder him like dinner after weigh ins
>>69283598
>UFC200 Press Conference today
Didn't know about this, how many bings and bongs? Any one know?
>>69283616
Gonna start wanking now thx
>>69283627
>>69283627
>>69283635
10 bongs 18 bings until UFC 200 press conf
>>69283644
Thanks la
Should Eugene replace Rogan after he leaves? He fits the bill IMO:
Badass
Funny
Smart
BJJ Blackbelt
Opinionated
Has a huge following
>>69283644
srsly
fuckin 5am
>>69283651
hahahhaahaaaha
man the fuck up lad, I am pulling 3 all nighters in a row.
>>69283659
ur gunna ded
>>69283671
nah its fine im being a neet now as im on holiday so i will just sleep during the day
>>69283651
It's a nice even 8pm for us limeys.
But yeah, also pulling 3 all nighters in a row this week, then going back to work on monday, wew
Gonna bash off to Claudia between events
>>69283649
large nazi rant in the middle of every card
could be fun
>>69283673
i think your definition of an all nighter and everyone else's is a touch different
>>69283680
>8pm
Ah shit, wanted it to be at around 10pm. Not sure I'll be able to catch it and meme it up live with you lads
>>69283688
technically no, its an all nighter if you stay up all night but i know what you mean. I did the proper all nighter for the 3 cards in december with only a couple of hours of sleep each day.
>>69283680
>>69283697
Oh and the bloody Euros are on too
Portugal/Wales. Shit.
>>69283550
Yeah she lost to Aspen "Wew" Ladd
>>69283673
> im pulling 3 all nighters wew lads harden up like me
> oh i'll just sleep during the day
> "3 all nighters in a row"
Wew lad
s
>>69283631
That's fresh cream ay
post walkouts
for non title fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk
for title fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ
>>69283708
>futbol
No mate no
Why do people boo him?
>>69283721
i still only sleep like 5 hours but i just dont have anything to do
>>69283735
completely different to here, if i said im pulling 3 all nighters people would assume i meant staying up for 72+ hours, not having a normal sleeping pattern
>>69283734
Because he is fat and he succ Jon's dick XD
>>69283749
i guess, i still fuck up my sleeping pattern but because im dont have anything to do its way easier. Aren't most of the cards early mornings for you guys anyway?
>>69283735
Just razzin ya lad
>>69283749
They don't smoke crystal meth in the UK lolz
>>69283734
On /heem? Jones fans (also known as literal niggers) and people who think memes are real life.
IRL? He gets wrapped up in the mandrama thing and puts on a persona, and then ends up looking silly when his real emotions shine through.
>>69283734
they like jon more i'd assume
dc is a good guy, but i grew up watching jbj destroy
>>69283760
prelims yer, maincard normally ~2pm sundays
>>69283731
Lass I know we did shit but it's still football
>We can spoon.
what did he mean by this?
>>69283839
that Mr. Tate is S H O O K
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/brock-lesnar/photo-brock-lesnar-pissed-with-reebok-defiles-their-logo-on-his-apparel/
Lads
He's actually going to do it. The madman is already pissed and they don't even have gloves his size
THAT'S A NIKE FIGHT KIT
>>69283872
>People think Hunt has a chance.
My casual friends think Hunt will win, this immediately means he will be KO'd in the second.
>>69283872
AND I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF BRYAN CARAWAY'S WIFE TONIGHT
>>69283872
is it even tape? didn't look like it in the embedded and as u can see here >>69283839 thats a reebok bag, and he had the full reebok kit on in the interview with megan
so i dunno m8
>>69283898
> Mark, and not Brock, is the favourite among casuals
Wew lad.
>>69283226
>hairless body
low test desu
>>69283929
Yea, my casual friends used to watch this shit but got bored with it when they added manlet weight.
They like dudes like Hendo, Hunt, Lawler etc.
>>69283872
it's been debunked already
that's just the standard reebok training shirt
it looks like there's tape on it because reebok is incapable of producing clothing that doesn't look like shit
How big is Brock dick? He has huge hands and you know what they say about people who have huge hands...
>>69284036
Huge gloves?
>>69283708
can Portugal pull it off again?
>>69284036
huge gloves xD
>>69284036
i was just thinking this
>tfw 6ft2 with small hands and dick
>>69284048
I bloody hope not
Unless it means Germany thrash them 7-1 in which case by all means. Let them continue their run of not winning a single game in 90 minutes
>>69275503
WTF
nunez is a lesbian?
what about the other chicks? any more lesbians?
or fag male fighters?
>>69284090
lads, if brock wins, will this be the biggest upset since nate beat conor?
>>69284036
>read post
>look at flag
is there a time where you wont talk about your gay fetishes on here m8 its really annoying
>>69284090
>>69284096
Nah, if it was anyone else who dabbled in mandrama and came back 5 years later to fight Mark Hunt, then yeah it'd be an upset. This is Brock though, he's literally a freak athlete and no one's counting him out. Bisping beating Luke is a bigger "upset"
>>69284111
S
>>69284101
LOL
>>69284101
Pretty sure that's average, m8
>>69284111
I refuse to believe men with XS-M hands exist. I'm not even tall and I have L- XL hands according to this.
>>69284126
>performance enhancing drugs
>"""""""freak""""""" athlete
You got that right.
>>69284168
The average is 6.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>69284111
on a second examination, that chart is fucked
the values on the hand are different from the values in the key
>>69284168
nah average its below 6 inches im pretty sure
>200 Press con
>202 Press con
>RDA vs Alvarez
>Joanna vs Claudius
>ufc 200
This week can't get any comfier
>>69284254
>watching UFC
Zuffa shill fuck off, true fight fans now that UFC is just over commercialised crap. We much prefer watching real organisations like RIZIN and ONE.
>>69283226
>body edition
>just a bunch of mens asses
>>69284266
"NO"
>>69284266
What about EFN? I know it's on Fight Pass but it's good.
>>69284305
cris angel is a huge fan, hes always at those press conferences
>>69284297
ueeehhhhh FAIGHT NAIGHTSUHHH
>>69284181
he is a freak athlete. You take all the PED's you want in 10 years and you wont even be half as big as brock
>>69284349
i feel like this is staged
>>69284351
what about this
>>69283598
I'm hype for the 202 press conference more than anything, I want to watch McGregor squirm. Do you think Diaz will mention the naked photo shoot?
>>69284358
nah thats legit funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpdZz216S-c
>TEENG
>>69284363
i wonder if he will still try to talk shit or be more humble. I bet he doesnt show up again lel
>>69283866
>brock lesnar makes suggestive comments to your wife right in front of you
>you're an mma fighter and there is literally nothing you can do to stop him
BEAST INCARNATE
>>69284370
TEEM, IS SO SAHHRY TEEM
>>69284377
Lesnar beasting Tate while Caraway tries to stop him might be the only cuck porn I'd ever watch.
What the fuck is up with you people and shitting on Caraway?
>>69283872
Look how happy she is to be near him
>>69284370
teeng keenedy is natty right lads
how do I achieve that mode
>>69284390
he weighs less than her, manlet, average face
how did he get so lucky? yes i jelly
>>69284405
train ufc until usada shows up
>>69284122
>>69284327
Exactly! Steroids doesn't even do much more than natural supplements to be honest.
>>69284390
The fish hook and Cat Zingano brah.
> Bryan Caraway is a fookin vagoina
>>69284181
Fuck off Brendan
>>69284405
drink the blood of the children you murdered after illegally invading a sovereign nation
>>69284327
What if you started taking them when you were 10 years old like Bork and other """freak""" Americuck athletes do?
>>69284433
libcuck pls
>>69284405
>>69284405
yo dutchman i have a question
can a person survive in your country without speaking any dutch? jobs wise i mean, let's assume said person speaks english fluently
>>69284445
Just when i thought this meme couldn't get any better you come back with this. In my 30+ years of browsing this website i have never been so impressed by a meme.
>>69284436
>man inherits genes that make him literally look like a fucking viking
>man takes advantage of genes to physically dominate others
>estrogen eating, fluoride drinking numales get jelly
checks out
>>69284436
youd be a midget because steroids stop you from growing although they would make your dick very big
>>69284254
Where the hell is this 202 press conference this week shit come from? I've not seen it anywhere except here
this guy slaps your gf's ass
what do?
>>69284452
Do Dutch people even speak Dutch?
>>69284433
shaddup
>>69284460
feed him a meat based diet for 5 years
>>69284460
I'm gonna tell Sable
>>69284452
if you're not going to farmland then yes easily
>>69284436
Why are potatocoons so fucking stupid? Is it the gypsy blood mingling with the brain damaged viking rape blood from centuries ago?
>>69284481
no its because everyone with a brain fled that shithole island centuries ago
>>69284454
pic related is what a viking looks like
Bork Lesnar looks like parental neglect
>>69284491
you've got it backwards mr.burger
the people who leave are the ones too stupid to get a job here
>>69284481
>Ireland
>"Gypsy blood"
lolwut yer not fucken serious are ya m8?
>>69282933
One full years training in a single day
>>69284463
yes we're not cucks like the irish
>>69284495
no food on entire island
gee i better stay
also, if i remember right ireland was still an island of fur wearing savages well into the 14th and 15th centuries
>>69284454
>literally look like a fucking viking
Uneducated child please go learn a thing or two about the vikings before calling them a master race of unbeatable warriors.
>>69284519
>no food on entire island
>Amerinignog education
>>69284473
Well shit
Can't arsed with a Goobs conference this week on top of the 200 one
Why didn't they plan this shit out
>>69284478
thanks, i'll learn it anyway just in case
have some mrs russillo for (You)
>>69284492
Brock is a Jakked white boi, get over it
lads, I'm in a webming mood, I'm taking webm requests
>>69284521
>before calling them a master race of unbeatable warriors.
putting abo cock in your mouth so often must be difficult, why would you put words in mine?
Vikings werent unbeatable, but if you say they werent scary to face off against you are retarded
>>69284527
i noticed you dodged the accusations of loin cloths
>>69284527
Potatoes aren't food. Ask Canada
>>69284554
Retard getting antsy.
Maybe you shouldn't imply that the vikings all looked like Brock Lesnar you utter nonce.
>>69284549
edgar wrestlefucking maynard into oblivion
aldo bitching and crying about eyepokes in the mendes fight
>>69284554
>i noticed you dodged the accusations of loin cloths
i'm sorry, I thought calling your niggercuck education into question once per post was sufficient
>>69284571
>edgar wrestlefucking maynard into oblivion
which one of the 3 was that?
>>69284566
>Maybe you shouldn't imply that the vikings all looked like Brock Lesnar you utter nonce
>implying i implied
did i say the mother fucker stepped out of a time machine?
i said "like" a viking, meaning close too, not exactly.
how much abo blood you have mayte?
>>69284572
two dodges in a row
>>69283839
What is this referring to?
>>69284589
new embedded, Miesha said something about how there is no space for her to sit to sign the posters, Brock said they can spoon.
>>69284588
Nigger there would be next to no one living in those times who was as large as Brocky. Medieval Europeans were actually quite little by today's standards.
> fuck all food
> short, violent, stressful ass life.
>>69284585
3, blue trunks for maynard, ufc 136
it's here anyway, i was just memeing
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/829216/4.gif
but yeah, if you can make a webm from aldo bitching and crying about eyepokes it will be pretty fun
>>69284619
looks like that big short guy from jersey shore
>>69284601
i thought brock was married
>>69284571
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones 3.50 vs. 1.33
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt 2.50 vs. 1.60
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunez 1.40 vs. 2.50
Jose Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar 2.00 vs. 1.90
Travis Browne vs. Cain Velasquez 1.45 vs. 1.35
Julianna Pena vs. Cat Zingano 2.55. vs. 1.55
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Johny Hendricks 2.00 vs. 1.85
TJ Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assuncao 1.25 vs. 4.30
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marin 1.30 vs. 3.75
Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez 1.87 vs. 1.95
Thiago Santos vs. Gegard Mousasi 3.25 vs. 1.38
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller 3.10 vs. 1.40
thoughts?
I think Cain is a bigger favorite against Browne than Jones is to Cormier, and Aldo is not a favorite? lel
>>69284616
>>69284572
Unfortunately you can't talk like this on /heem/.
>>69284254
When the fuck is the 202 press conference?
>>69284630
It was bants
>>69284616
>>69284616
>>69284616
jesus fucking christ, do you ever read my posts?
where did i say that bjork was a carbon copy of a viking?
>next to no one living in those times who was as large
>what are proportions
yeah every one was small, but vikings were a bit taller
>>69284639
The odds on Hendricks/Gastelum are off IMO, sure Hendricks lost to Thompson but he still did well vs Robbie and GSP and should have probably won one of those split decisions.
Hunt should be a bigger favourite too since he is on a good run and Brock hasn't fought in like 5 years.
Cain/Browne seems fine since its HW and Cain has been injured for a long time.
I give DC more chance than most people do, the first fight was closer than people remember (I had DC up 2-1 going into the third). With a couple of adjustments he can win the fight, plus Jones didn't look great vs OSP.
>>69284634
if i remember correctly, there's another one when aldo bitched and cried about a kick to the crotch
you gotta love aldo
>>69284657
JUST BANTER BRAH
>>69284657
niggerfaggot
>>69284672
on its way
>>69284672
>>69284549
Dos Anjos vs sotoropolous
>>69284670
hendricks has issues with no real training camp and weight.
