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Elder thread:
>>69253478

Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
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general sutism general
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>qt edition
hoo boy
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>>69276515
You actually had me check if I ever had any single decent youngster to come from my intake. Even the few Slovenian ones come from other clubs since I thoroughly check their intakes every year (and even then they don't often sign for me).

And there is this guy. High potential... because you only need a very few decent attributes to be a good CB. And even then, his bravery sucks, but I have to keep him since I barely have any CB that has decent Reach.
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good image
terrible music
you should feel bad butters
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>Spanish in charge of making good threads and not going bankrupt
Fucking hell Butters. I expected more.
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Take this better song.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g
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>>69276801
I didn't know what to put desu. What's the matter though, don't you like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN?
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>>69276846
Got an even better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

>>69276853
Should've done an edit on pic related and made it a decent OP picture
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I don't regret posting the song or the pic, but you might as well stop posting plebeian songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNolL4i6hw
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I didn't come here to be disrespected
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>>69276984
>stop posting plebian songs
>pachelbel canon
>butters

lmao please post decent things first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNoPqYAIPI
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HOL UP, I just had a female referee in a friendly pre-season game

whats appning

she got a 5.3 rating
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>>69277002
STEPHEN 'THE PENALTY KILLER' NWABUEZE
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>>69277024
also no wonder all my brazilian monkeys got complacent in the second half, too busy staring at the norwegian bunda
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>>69276984
>Pachelbel canon
Absodisgusto.

>>69277024
I know there's a """female""" (she looks disgusting) referee in Ligue 2.
>http://www.safe-arbitres.fr/arbitroscope/ligue2.html
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>>69277066
Zlatanesque tbqh
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>>69277066
>>69277008
you guys are not my friends
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>>69277096
you've done this to yourself
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>>69277049
>norwegian bunda
>norwegians in charge of determinating what is a good or a bad bunda
Not that I'm a fan of bunda, but shut up Norway

>>69277096
You are not my club's financial director, thank God.
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>>69277105
>you've done this to yourself
new thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

>JUST
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>>69277096
>Burter
>Anyone's friend
Don't do that to yourself.
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>>69277145
>radiohead
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>>69276846
>Reel Big Dish

What is this, the 90s?
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wtf is bunda?
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>>69276920
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>>69277183
It's german for 'premier', that is why it is called the bundasliga.
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>>69277171
Ska never dies, friend. Speaking of never dying...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGe9EfLh-ug
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>>69277171
>me in charge of writing Fish

>>69277183
Bunda
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>>69277222
bueno bunda
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>>69277222
nice "digits"
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>>69277222
Buenos digitos
Mal Bunda
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>>69277278
it's about as good as it gets before you enter american landwhale tier
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>>69277209
>that song

You're cool, MF.

>>69277257
>>69277278
Here's some better, albeit different, bunda.

>>69277264
>>69277278
>Digits

The power of Bunda.
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>>69277295
Well, at least your other bunda isn't expensive for absolutelly no reason and underperformes in big stages
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Dont know any of these songs tbqh
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>>69277342
This one is.
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>>69277374
here's a pleb tier one for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4kTei0XrCs
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>>69277374
Here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBXWqZYz18
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>>69277405
>>69277425
0-2 lids
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>>69277448
>doesn't vivaldi
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>>69277448
You're killing me.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfoTGFGARE
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>>69277448
Here you go, pal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cMhQ_teEoY
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>>69277191
now this one's good
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>Favourites against the current EPLEL champions
Oh well. I might see the quarters again this year, right?
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>>69277569
FORM
O
R
M
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>>69277191
>>69277530
Whoa whoa, when did this happen? How did I miss it?

And are all Norwegians fucked in the head?
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>>69277569
>>69277584
Not exactly, they're second in the league right now. I had to check who that guy was...
>Ex manager of the team I cucked twice in the same year in both CL playoffs and EL knock out round
>Cleltic
Completely forgot 2bh, but that explains everything.
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>>69277602
it was like 3 threads ago
beautiful, beautiful moment
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>>69277603
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>>69277602
>>69227955
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>>69277615
>>69277635
wtf I hate working now

I can't keep up with the latest memes like this.
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So much for trying to summon my inner Nadal.
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do any asian national teams git gud in your saves?

>mfw checking on some and noticing South Korea reached a world cup quarterfinal in 2034 and China reached the round of 16 twice in a row
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>>69277681
>worked for two days
>I hate working now
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>>69277699
tfw
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>This is the hardest team in the group
feels good 2bh
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>>69277623
>Billy Davies
miles pls
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>African Nations Championship qualifying tie against Botswana
>first leg came a week after ACoN qualifying
>allowed to use foreign-based players
>second leg of tie against Botswana scheduled two weeks later
>no longer allowed to use foreign-based players, like it should be
>SI
>quality
Jesus Christ, Mike.
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>>69277713
Classic foreigners desu lad
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>>69277713
>not knowing "wtf I hate Japan now"

Also,

>tfw a random Brit on the internet keeps count of the days you've worked
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>>69277776
>>69277777
malvinas confirmed argentinos
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>>69277723
They completely dominated us in the second half.
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>>69277777
Neat
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>>69277777
>tfw my post invoked these monumental digits
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>>69277777
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>>69277773
Quality.
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>>69277482
Nice, another Metric fan
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Lucky number 7

>>69277843
>tfw people save my shitty shops and I don't

>>69277850
Fucking Frenchies.
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Post you're honours.
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>>69277777
Sorry for ever making fun of you Argentina
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>>69277865
I'm actually really annoyed.

>>69277871
More of a Scott Pilgrim fan 2bqhwyf.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
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>>69277893
>Canadians identifying with themselfs
Cute
But please, tell me you also find Ramona hot
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>literally the only domestic left winger
Oh boy.
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First time I got this. Usually I'd bullshit my way through but I don't know how to handle that desu.
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>>69277969
knives > ramona
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>>69277885
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>>69278031
Oh well.
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>>69278031
Just send him on vacation not like you need him
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>>69277969
Love Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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>>69278057
Well I can't really afford to have all my DMs/CMs go fuck around. I already had to recruit De Jong because of this.
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GET IN SON
FUTURE CAPTAIN AND CLUB LEGEND
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>no HC to tell us which girls he could get behind
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>>69278109
>no HC to make a based thread with the best songs and pictures
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>>69278109
Who's that actress that had a 6th finger on each hand? I saw her the other day in a Graham Norton's show clip. She's pretty cute.
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>Who's that actress that had a 6th finger on each hand? She's pretty cute
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>>69278168
were you born in Suffolk per chance?
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Time for Regens: The Team.
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I just remembered Wales are in the final four of the Euros.
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ez game ez life
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>>69278265
Gemma Arterton.

>'I was born with six fingers on each hand'

>The doctor who delivered her tied off the extra fingers with sutures and they fell off, leaving just small scars.

>'We could do more stuff if we had extra fingers - faster texting, faster emailing, better guitar-playing.'

>Earlier this year, she revealed she was also born with a crumpled ear, which was corrected through surgery.

>She said: 'I was born with lots of deformities.'

What an absolute qt.
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>>69278425
>absolute qt.
Hey, she's qt, but not that much. Would give a 7.5
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better not bottle the champions league final again
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>>69277191
I tried a little harder.
I will not try harder than this though.
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first time i've ever had this happen :D
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RIP Kenyabro
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>>69278492
Could've at least put it somewhere else than this shitty background picture. But it's a very nice job

>>69278546
Where is he btw?
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Is "using the offside trap" a good way to get your keeper in hot water every 5 minutes?
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>>69278543
>Being happy about finishing 3rd

Typical Brit mentality. And something or other about you fucking Daisy after other people did.

>>69278492
Why that background image?
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still learning shit, why is the "stay on feet" instruction one that increases fouls? I set it because I thought it was the opposite of "get stuck in" and would decrease my fouling but I guess I was wrong.
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>>69278646
because I started doing it over this >>69277191
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>>69278626
I think the entire country was banned from 4chan.

>>69278650
Easier to lose position, I think. No half-slides to dislodge the ball, but a lot of grabbing and shit. At least that's my theory.
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>>69278650
have you ever watched a game in real life?

>>69278646
just don't give him yous
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>>69278650
Because
>SI
>Quality
And I found out that ''get stuck in'' actually manages to create one penalty every 5 matches, so might as well turn that off. And it's best if you simply did a free kick defensive tactic, it's better than trying to stop fouls.

>>69278669
Really? Damn, I really liked him. I'm actually sad now.
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>>69276787
I can get behind this.
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>tfw you only score 2
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>>69278680
>have you ever watched a game in real life?
many (I'm gonna guess somewhere between 80-100), but that doesn't mean I really understand it at a tactical level. I can follow the general flow but I was never taught the nuances and in-depth stuff since nobody else around here knows either that would have taught me. except my dad I guess, but he was a keeper.
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>>69278492
>tfw missed this moment live
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>"""Steal"""
>"Fiotte"rentina
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>>69278693
Yeah, he was in here a month or two ago. That's what he said (from my memory, that is).
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>>69278629
I used it once with relative success, but I never used it again. If you try it, make sure your defenders are good enough for it, and that your GK won't stay stuck in the goal every time the ball comes to him.

>>69278680
I really should stop doing that.

>>69278735
>many
>between 80-100

Top kek
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noice

>>69278774
That's what you get for being a normie I guess.
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>>69278774
I'd say you didn't miss anything 2bh, it wasn't a pretty sight.
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hmm
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Neat.
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>>69278735
You're essentially telling them to win the ball back without allowing them to go to ground. This will end up with a lot more ankle kicking, shirt pulling, elbows and things of that nature. You will almost certainly concede a greater number of fouls that way, but will also likely get fewer (straight red) cards than the get stuck in instruction.

>>69278790
It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline, not Fiorentina.

>>69278795
It is indeed what he said, that he still lurked most of the time but his region was rangebanned.
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>>69278800
>Top kek
for an american whose favorite sport is something else, that's god damn astounding. I must be one of the top 10 most knowledgable white people about soccer in a 10 mile radius, it would be even higher if I didn't live in southern california. I know it doesn't mean shit in the big picture, but in context it's not bad.
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>>69278805
More like a timezone problem imo since this happens arpund 2 AM here when I fell asleep.

>>69278817
I guess.
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>>69278836
>It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline, not Fiorentina.
Last I heard, it's a shitty tabloid which """journalist""" hates my guts for some weird reason. Probably because I didn't give him a controversial answer often enough.
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>>69278836
>You will almost certainly concede a greater number of fouls that way, but will also likely get fewer (straight red) cards than the get stuck in instruction.
well that's a dilemma, then. my squad has terrible depth right now so I really can't afford to get any match bans, but my goals conceded overall and possession rate in my own third of the field leaves much to be desired. so I have to shore up my defense without giving up reds.
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>>69278883
It doesn't really matter if it's a shitty 'journo" or not when you try to bash Fiorentina for it despite it being written and published in your city.
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>>69278669
>>69278836
How does a full country get banned from a site and how can I make it the Dutch
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>>69278912
What leauge/division are you in? Depending on your team's structure, I'd suggest keeping your defense as simple as possible and to try and outscore the opposition. Also, a really good Gk (in comparison to your other players) can save you a lot of trouble.
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>>69278914
>Mere greentexting is bashing
Stop.
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>>69278953
Here you go.

>>69278950
Become the Japanese moot.
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>>69278953
Norwich City in the Championship, I do happen to be the league's leading offense and my best player is my GK, so that's in my favor, but the board is demanding I don't just get promoted but win the league. I can't afford to get complacent and let some teams sneak up on me in the later parts of the season.
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>I let this lad go three years ago because he was injured to often
>Check him out
I almost feel sorry.
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Well Liberia just got trolled pretty hard.
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>>69278912
'Stay on feet' is good in combination with a 'Close down much less' if you are playing a comparable team, or one with weaker passing and general cohesion, since your defenders will almost never be beaten one on one.

On the other hand, 'Get Stuck in' and 'Close down (much) more' work well to win the ball back quickly, although making you weaker as a team in defence since a single player with good dribbling could easily bait out a tackle from one of your centrebacks and then be one on one with your keeper.

>>69278975
You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper.

>>69278950
in order of difficulty

Ask an hiro.
Get a script kiddie to code an addon that just removes anything with a dutch flag from your threads
Stage a ddos attack from multiple dutch IPs
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>>69279044
>You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper
I wasn't, it was directed at the article itself. You're taking this way too seriously, don't forget where you are.
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Not a bad draw here either. At least I can use non domestic players in World Cup qualifying! Ahahaha!
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>>69278992
I am pretty short but probably too aggressive to pass.

>>69279044
>Ask an hiro.
>Get a script kiddie to code an addon that just removes anything with a dutch flag from your threads
>Stage a ddos attack from multiple dutch IPs

>too lazy to filter Ronaldo Shitposter/Brit streamer
Yea nvm

>>69279004
Your Physios couldve saved him :-(
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>>69279094
I think you need to take your own advice, especially when considering posting anything 'humorous' or 'sarcastic' in the future.
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>>69279044
well another problem I have is that the 4 worst starters I have are my defenders, so I don't know how well they will hold up against competition that would actually threaten to keep me from winning the league. I also have no DMs.
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>>69278992
FINALLY, WE HAVE BEEN FREED

>>69278995
>the board is demanding I don't just get promoted but win the league.

Oh, that's tough. My board just tells me "Don't get relegated" and everything else is fine, so I had a few seasons to work on my defense. I mostly run a 4 man defence, WB(s)-CB-CB(c)-WB(s). I don't give them too many instructions, mostly depending on the formation and mentality. I don't know so much as to advise anything specific, though.

>>69279044
>>69279094
>Arguing about a virtual Yugoslavian newspaper in a Jewish football manager "simulator" in a Laoasian lucky cookie-making forum
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>>69279128
Then you'd probably want to use neither team instruction, and have them all on personal instructions to close down as little as possible. After all, them simply being in the way is probably better than either [being beaten and giving a one on one] or [fouling and giving a DFK in a dangerous area].

>>69279158
You don't even drink condensed milk as a sweet snack, stop giving me (You)s.
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>>69279113
No physio can save you from a Diaby-like injury proneness. He was injured with the most annoying things all the time: stuff that doesn't take too long to heal but keeps you out of commission for several games. At some point I was hesitant to make him even play reserves.

>>69279114
>"I think you need to take your own advice"
>"It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline"
>"You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper"

>"I think you need to take your own advice"
Tip top Kem.
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oh fuck
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>>69279168
>You don't even drink condensed milk as a sweet snack

I just might, one of these days. It looks pretty good.

>stop giving me (You)s.

Never.
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How about you two just fuck already and end this.
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>>69279168
I'll try that out, then. my fans are absolutely livid with me right now even though I'm in first, since I just lost 4-0 at home to the team in 24th place.
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YOU KNOW LADS NORMALLY YOU POST THESE KINDS OF SCREENSHOTS AND GET A RESPONSE LIKE "IT'S YOUR FUCKING TACTICS" OR "HAHA LOOK AT THIS MLS GAME WHERE THEY HAD THE SAME SHOTS"

BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT. JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT.
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>>69279266
I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE CHEATED OUT OF A WIN IN FM IN OVER 3 YEARS OF PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME. AND I FUCKING GET THIS.
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>>69279266
You were cleary outplayed in every major instance of the game. I bet Galway Utd.'s manager is a tactical genius.
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>>69279266
>>69279295
Happens when you dominate a league. They "Contain" all match long, keep you from striking the target clean (hence your low percentage of On Target shots) and surprise your defenders who've been sleeping during the match since they have nothing to do.
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>>69279256
If your in first I wouldnt get worried about a game, shit happens. If you think youve lucked into first post tactics. Personally have found 16 difficult but diagnose that with my lack of time to dive into my typical match engine and tactic autism.
>>69279266
>>69279295
whew have a drink
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>>69279266
It's your tactics
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>>69279295
>>69279266
TOP kek
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>>69279169
You're honestly the most infuriating poster for me, and I hope it's simply because English is not your first language and you have no experience with any of it's nuances or contextual meanings. You consistently post things that would be correct if you changed a single word to another one with a similar generic meaning but a different one in it's context, and that bothers me to no end.

Also, I intended my previous post to mean essentially that you should realize that you are in a general filled with individuals who find themselves even more 'autistic' than the average 4chan user, and as such asking us to not take things literally or as written is a bit difficult, which makes posting (shitty) sarcasm open to be easily misinterpreted as you just being comparable to mitch.

>>69279242
Me and the Argie or me and the Frog?
I'd rather have Mad and Kenya.

>>69279256
seconding f20, post tactics, what you want to do, who your best players are and their relative strengths.
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>>69279266
Its God punishing you for your sin of homosexuality.
Didn't see that one coming did you?
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>>69279266
>>69279295
Holy shit.
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>>69279362
>I'd rather have Mad and Kenya.
Jungle fever confirmed
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>>69279266
>>69279295
HOLY SHIT KEK
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Quick, Hertha or Hoffenheim?
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>>69279295
>DAT CELEBRATION MOONWALK AFTER THE OG
Absolutely crying with laughter over here
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>>69279451
Viktoria Koln
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>>69279362
>>69279419
Pls tell me you're actually talking about mad and not me.

>>69279451
Hoffenheim
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>>69279451
Quick
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>>69279469
Yes.
Also I'm assuming it was a joke along the 'Argentina is white' lines

.>>69279485
Even with 2 Ballon d'Ors this comment would be underrated.
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>>69279451
>>69279485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quick_1888
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>>69279469
Thank you
>>69279466
>>69279512
I'm trying to lead a team to greatness here m8s
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>>69279529
>he cant lead a quickie to greatness
M8 its in your pants
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>>69279485
Actually laughed out loud.

>>69279493
Literally me in an Argentina jersey and matching hat. Stop making me reply to your posts, you witch.
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>My mexican defender came bitching about some romanian kid
>the youngster is shit so I decided to get rid of him
>check his info
>'Good relationships: Believes Óscar González will become a vital part of the team'
Never trust in mexicans
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Why is my save out to fuck me today
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>tfw the regen you've been silently observing for 3 years finally went onto the transfer list
come to me sweet child
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>>69279734
>"Look coach I'm totally better than this guy"
I suppose you don't have 20 Discipline. Who leaves, who stays and who plays is for you to decide, not the other players.
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>>69279792
Had to holiday over the match because I don't even have players to play it
Job well done
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>>69279792
>Paddy Toner
hehhehe
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>Gets BTFO
>Asks for a new contract
Agents really have no shame.
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>>69279868
Usually it also means agents end up hating my guts.
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Do you guys have a point in every season where you get BTFO by shit teams for monts at a time, or am I doing something wrong?
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>>69279889
>>69279868
>contract negotiation
>try to lower wage by a couple hundred pounds
>agent puts the wage back up, increases agent fee
>try lowering wage again
>agent fee increased, wage back to original

god damn it
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>>69279955
>or am I doing something wrong?
Yup. You're not doing this.
>https://strikerless.com/2016/02/19/the-hartman-doctrine-why-the-hairdryer-treatment-works-surprisingly-well/
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>>69280022
I guess it's worth a shot. Thanks mate.
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Milan is elite?
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>>69280343

>Fulham beating PSG

lel, what year?
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>>69280370
2025/26 season.
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The longer I can avoid playing an Italian team the higher my chances of a second title are.
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>>69280403
We did not play a single Italian team in 2022.
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It's kinda sad when they reach their potential at 19 yo.
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>>69280685
Not if they're setting the world on fire at 19.
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>>69280703
Come on, not with these attributes. I mean, I'm still getting offers for him every once in a while, but that's mainly because other clubs think they can score him for cheap.
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Qualified with two matches to go, nice feeling. I hope Manure chokes or that we can win against them: I'm getting slightly tired of getting my ass handed to me in the first knock-out round.
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>>69279994
everything is negotiable but agent fees
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>>69280954
this 先輩
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>Kieran Gibbs going from Barca to Juve

Hmm.
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I haven't scouted him because I got overexcited and immediately bid, now I'm worried about being mugged off because for the first time I can recall a player is willing to sign for a LESSER contract than the one he's on.
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>>69281080
>Walk away
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>>69281080
the lad is a legend
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>>69281125
>>69281140

He's "fairly selfish" so I told him to do one
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>tfw two subs get red cards within 10 minutes of being subbed on
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>tfw you give a CB youngster a chance in a league game but he defends like shit and you lose but his rating is just high enough that you can't fine him
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For the second time in 3 nights I had a dream that Jamie Vardy came to my place and ended up drinking all my beer.
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>>69282166
but did you have sex after?
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whoa there

I had never seen this before by anyone, now I've seen it twice this week, first by morzi and now in my owns save
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>>69282166
>dream

Check the fridge.
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what should they be dubbed? RDFM? MRDF? or drop the D and go FRM? MRF?
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>manager position at Real Madrid is open

I can feel the warp overtaking me.
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wut, in the youth candidates he had 3 star potential but as soon as he signed a contract it jumped to 5
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Here's a question I've had for a while, my reserve(-2) squad was playing in first division, got relegated. The 2nd division isn't playable or viewable, does it come down to rng if they make it back up to first division?
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>>69283021
>rng

what
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>tfw it almost came home
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>>69283063
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>>69283120
I still dont get what rng is
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>>69283148
random number generator. Basically is it up to luck for them to get back to the first division?

I wonder because if they can get back to first division I won't need to send out so many players on loan.
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>>69283196
pretty much, though you obviously can improve their chances by dropping some good players in the team
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Sometimes I'm cruel to people on the internet, but then I think that maybe they're just as sad as me and I stop.
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About to play my first CL final

Wish me luck /trb/!
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>>69283870
i wish you the best of luck my english fiernds
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>>69283870
try not to pic related
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>>69283870
>12:12:51

I assume he lost
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>>69284277
yeah 6-1 to Dortmund.

Was kinda funny at first but by the end it was just sad honestly
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>>69284618
>Doesn't enjoy big matches.
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Sweeper spotted!
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>tfw even fm is sick of how shit you are
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When your board is setting stupid minimum expectations and selling all your best players for peanuts despite having £10 banked and a good cash flow
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>>69285309
to be fair nowadays a tenner doesn't get very far
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>>69285309

When you're bankrupting the club with insane transfers after years of building good will because you're out of contract at the end of the season so wgaf
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>>69277708
>South Korea reached a world cup quarterfinal
didn't they "reach" a semifinal IRL?
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i havent played since '16 was released

has scouting been changed? my scouts simply aren't increasing their knowledge of players i tell them to scout, but they are all also out scouting regions. Can they only do one or the other now?
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>>69285619
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_FIFA_World_Cup#Knockout_stage
Yeah, but in the same way that Portugal reached the semi finals in the Euros.
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>11 yellows and a red in one game
>referee rating 3.5
Also the guy who got 4 goals played LB from the 57th min and still got a blooter
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messi confirmed to 21 month jailtime sentence edition
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>>69286750
Oscar Pistorius 6 year sentence edition as well
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>>69286750
Out of curiosity, did his father receive the same sentence?
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>>69287236
yep 21 momths
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>>69286750
>21 month jailtime sentence

with 0 months in jail...
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Post goals
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>>69286750

I wonder if I pinch a Lamborghini I could get away with a slap on thee wrist.
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>>69287588
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeArQHtfonc
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>>69287616
Doubt you'd get less than 24 months for stealing a lambo. Maybe steal a 5 year old citroen and you'll just get a suspended sentence.
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still the best goal I've seen in FM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWw7gwLRtTg
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>>69287526
thats not sensationalism finland
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>>69287673
>Missi stole ~$10MUSD
>a lambo is worth more than 10M
pick uno
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>>69287689
Kbend it like Karai
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>>69287673

What if I use the Citroen to "accidentally" drive through my bathroom and kill my gf?
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>>69287733
yep its preferential treatment
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>>69287747
good job with your understanding of what crimes fall under what charges there

just confirming your flag as the worst possible posters
kind of wondering if your government pays abbos to shitpost on the Internet to keep them inside and away from anything they could fuck up in your country
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>>69287793
it's not though, glad you drank butters Kool aid

>>69287773
manslaughter, while getting you less than murder, will probably get you more than 24 months, albeit I don't typical sentences for violent crimes in spain.
also I'm fairly sure the nature of the crime itself wouldn't let you get a suspended sentence anyway
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>>69287937
>it's not though
http://www.eatlp.org/uploads/public/2015/National%20report%20Spain.pdf

I'm pretty sure Messi's tax fraud exceeds 600k by quite a bit...
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>>69288200
If that's from 2012, then that law was created after what he was on trial for.
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>>69288267
well what was the usual sentence for 4 mil tax fraud before that law?
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Will suck for worth a shit defenders.
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>Man Utd confirm Mkhitaryan
Nice to see Mou is being responsible with the new EPL money and not just splashing it like crazy
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ayyyyyyy fierro
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>Post yfw when you realise Crystal Palace has 5 players still at the Euros, more than any other EPL team
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>>69289285
Say what you want about Pardew, he's pretty good when it come to spotting pretty good players.
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>>69289177
well their last signing from dortmund worked out less than splendidly..
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>>69289381
hi HC, explain this
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>>69289510
some indo slag came to shitaly and had a baby
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>Accidentally click the wrong bookmark
>Just seen the new EPL fantasy football site
Pretty absodisgo
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>>69289510
From that name I could deduce that the dad is Italian and the mum is Indonesian.
He's shit though.
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>>69289510
>Determination: 5
Shit/10
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