HE'S BACK edition
lineups:
>mest
1. REYES
2. Granderson
3. Cespedes
4. Flores
5. Cabrera
6. Loney
7. Lagares
8. d'Arnaud
9. Matz
>marlels
1. Hechavarria
2. Prado
3. Yelich
4. Ozuna
5. Stanton
6. Johnson
7. Rojas
8. Mathis
9. Chen
>>69275436
Free game on MLB.TV bitches
Reyes is back.
>signing a domestic abuser
Why is New York so classless /b/ros?
Will Wright be in the dugout tonight so he can do retro meme handshakes with Jose or is he stuck in his containment cage in the bullpen because he can't dodge foul balls?
marlins are betas
I've been waiting so long for this day but the circumstances are so confusing and weird. I've saved all of these Reyes images so I'm going to post them all.
>>69275474
Yes. They're the first franchise in North American sports history to sign a player who is either a former murderer, gambler, domestic abuser, junkie or tax evader.
>>69275484
Wright was always too white for those. That was more of a thing with the Latino players. Wright was kind of the less grumpy Hank Hill of the team.
>Batting leadoff
>#7
Is it 2011 again?
Remember when he had hair?
I thought Chen was gonna break out this year. Shows what I know.
Syndergaard, Matz, Harvey, and deGrom will all blow out their arms
>>69275524
I kind of hope not
Remember when Harvey was fit enough to pose in the Bodies Issue?
>>69275506
First team to celerate it
I'm only tuning into this game because I want to see Barry be happy
Please make my dream come true Mest
If there's one thing that's objectively great about Reyes coming back it's that it actually means there's a fast guy on the roster. I know he's not 2006 fast but he's still leagues faster than anyone since EYJR?
>>69275559
Texans/Hamilton?
>sign former druggie after relapse
>sign him after he caused death of a fan
>celebrated for coming home
From the thumbnail I honestly don't even know what this image is about.
>>69275597
Really grasping there, bud
Reyes viciously beat his ""wife""
>>69275593
>eric young jr.
man talk about a 1-dimensional player
reyes is fast, but he's also a proven major league hitter, even if he's past his prime
we unironically started alejandro de aza in games this year, we can use his bat too
>>69275559
idk how celebratory they've been
Reyes had to go before the media and do his whole contrition act and that's about all the fanfare I've seen from them
if he does good then its fine but if he goes 0-4 itll be non-stop wife beater chants tbqh
>>69275613
>removing reyes after his infield single
cheeky as fuck
>>69275617
>viciously beat
[citation needed]
Reyes with the Cespy sleeve
Cespy must be so happy to have a new spic in the clubhouse
Tommy john surgery
>>69275617
>no charges brought
>wife didn't cooperate
>"viciously beat"
Ulnar collateral ligament
>>69275617
Nah bro he just put his hand around her throat and then pushed her into a glass door. She was fine, he never actually hit her.
>>69275739
>wife shut her mouth when a powerful man pays her money too
Wow!
>>69275739
charges were brought
victims of DV often don't cooperate
that being said, I really would like to see where "viciously beat" is coming from
Bone spur
HERE HE COMES
Rotator cuff
>dat ovation
>>69275777
stay buttpained, cuck. nice trips tho.
wife beater
wife beater
wife beater
Labrum
I have family in the army in Ft. Bragg when the team beat the Barves and my brother got me a ball signed by Based Stanton
>tfw
>strikes out on 3 pitches
Cut this bum
shit AB my man
Elbow tendinitis
I STILL LOVE YOU
Lmao all these stupid faggot mest fans cheering on their stupid literal fagot icon and he strikes out
I love Reyes. He did what he did and it's whatever. But it feels a lot like a solution to problem that doesn't exist. All the talk about him was his "energy" but we don't need that energy so badly at the moment.
>>69275919
we do however need the speed
He's not a third baseman. Before Reynolds was demoted for him, we already had five guys on this roster who could play middle infield.
>>69275961
this. why the fuck is DFAza still here
He didn't get nearly enough time to get his swing back. He didn't play above AA and, even between there and Brooklyn, he hit .138 or something.
>caring that a guy beat his wife when he can hit
Seriously only fucking pussies and women give a shit he beat his wife. Fucking Einstein abused his wife.If you are good at what you do who gives a shit
>>69275940
Which only helps if he could get on base. Those numbers he put up this past week in the minors have me a bit worried honestly.
>>69276006
>John Maine
>Julio Franco
>Carlos Gomez
And Wilmer has been hitting .315 since June. I know Wilmer is trash but could we at least have waited until he cooled off again before throwing a wrench into the lineup?
>>69276022
he was suspended for 50 plus games and then only had about two weeks to tune up. give it time, my friend.
>>69276046
>hileman
>>69276021
Einstein also bit the atomic bomb. He's not a great guy.
BARRRRRRRRRRRRRY
>>69276078
>>69276070
Fair enough, I'm not all doom and gloom about it yet. I'm just glad he's back and hopefully his hitting picks up.
>>69276006
oh fugg wasnt this when they were struggling and they all shaved their heads?
>>69276089
>nuked the nips
>a bad guy
You do know that spitting the atom has done more to prevent global warming than Obama has ever done
damn, look at us actually turning DPs
>>69276128
>the president's accomplishments pale in comparison to the splitting of the atom
Tell me more.
>people ITT complaining about a guy who was just having a bit of cheeky banter with his wife when the man that has done more than anyone else by 100x to destroy the integrity of the game in Barry Bonds sits in the opposite dugout.
Barry also beat women on the reg back in the day when he roid raged.
>>69276236
Pete Rose isn't allowed in a ball park dumb fuck
>>69276315
I don't understand why you're mentioning Pete Rose but I hope you don't honestly think that that's accurate information.
WHY CAN'T WE HIT THIS SHITTY CHINK PITCHER REEEEEEEEE
>>69276457
>betting on his own team to lose games
>not bad
>National League Cubes
Looks like another NL loss
kek what the fuck happened to stanton, he's so garbage now
>>69276788
Might end up being the worst contract of all time.
>13 years
>325 million
>.210 BA
>"only cespedes can hit him"
>he hits him
ALL STAR
Time for scoring by homers
wew he fucking crushed that
Ok that guy deserves to go to the all-star game I think
>get named all star
>hit homerun
POTTERY
THE CITY OF YOENIS CESPEDES
APOLOGIZE MARLELS
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>69276905
i'm glad you've picked up this meme i stole from divegrass threads, i like it a lot
>>69276730
I don't understand how you can think that you're making a sense. You appear to be uncommonly stupid.
>headed to the bottom of the fifth
>first pitch was exactly 1 hour ago
Two hour game incoming
When do the Home Run Derby guys get announced?
>>69275983
He plays outfield and Conforto still isn't eligible to come back I think
Crazy how Bartolo can have a secret family to whom he is an absentee deadbeat dad and people just have a laff about it but people are coming after Jose's head at the same time.
>>69277016
speaking of Conforto, does anyone have his numbers and how he's been doing in the minors?
>>69277016
But they were working with four outfielders while Lagares was on the DL.
>>69277030
baseball-reference.com
jerk
>>69277000
Because Pete Rose bet on his own team to lose games. Fucking Pete Rose fixed games
fucking christ loney is slow as fuck
wasn't he supposed to be speedy when he came into the majors?
>>69277075
>averaged five stolen bases per 162 games in his 20s
No. He wasn't, silly.
>>69277168
i think i'm confusing him with juan pierre for whatever reason, probably because they both played for the dodgers in 2007-08
Honk honk
I see Gary has started the "if the season ended today" talk for 2016.
>>69277226
You should be embarrassed rn.
>>69277283
it's because i had only one baseball video game from ages 6-15 and it was from 2008, so i played the living fuck out of it and the rosters were burned into my mind
pretty shit first game tbqhwy Reyes
>>69277371
Reyes' first game has been shitty for everyone except Cespedes because Cespedes is a machine. That's what happens when you shoehorn an enormous distraction into a lineup that had been raking for a week.
>>69277371
nobody can hit shit tbqh so i dont blame him
8:30 and its already the 7th.
Jesus. I wonder if Manfred is jerking himself off to that.
>>69277432
>6 innings
>2 hits
>1 RBI, 1 run scored
>all by cespedes
jesus christ can you imagine this offense if we hadn't resigned him
>>69277427
Can I just post a bunch of urls of tumblrs that are crying about Reyes and yall can talk sense into them?
>It's a "Steven Matz fucking chokes away the game in one inning AGAIN" episode
>>69277532
Literally one bad pitch. He's been great today.
>>69277532
2 runs is hardly a choke, but it could lose us the game unless someone gets on base before cespedes
>>69277562
>>69277563
Have you guys seen the way they've swung the bats today?
>>69277591
i get that, but youre gonna blame the pitcher for the batters not being able to get hits? fuck off retard.
>>69277501
Didn't mean to make this post a reply.
holy fuck, really, Matz? It's the fucking pitcher get your shit together.
>>69277591
like i said, we could easily lose 2-1 the way we've been hitting, but you can't blame matz for that, 2 runs in 7 IP is a very good start
http://degrominant.tumblr.com/
http://ithinkijoinedacult.tumblr.com/
http://david-wright.tumblr.com/
http://dependablecar.tumblr.com/
http://syndergaarden.tumblr.com/
Just a few Mets fan blogs I've seen today who are radically against Reyes and want him dead. Please talk some sense into them.
>>69277749
oh also http://abraca-awesome.tumblr.com/ is especially awful
>>69277749
>tumblr
back to /pol/ with you
kek i bet that dude moderates /sp/
SOMEBODY WEBM OF THAT FEDORA M'LADY
He tipped it
>>69277802
Huh? /pol/ is notably anti-tumblr I thought. I doubt they'd be using it.
>it's a "the Mets can't hit against a shit tier pitcher" episode
>>69277869
>Cespedes: 1.000
>Loney: .333
>everyone else: .000
this team man
>>69275537
Maybe I was right after all.
Jesus Christ Chen is sweating bullets
i fucking hate this garbage ass team. fucking really.
great, this is probably the game that will trigger stanton's massive turnaround isn't it
>Born and raised in Miami
>Live in NY now
how do we lose to marlels every fucking time
why is this such a hard matchup
how do we sweep the roylels and cusb but always have a hard time against these faggots
at least the nationals are losing
>>69278093
Because Mets.
God dammit
Just fuck my shit up mest
>the mets have the best pitchers in the NL
you're fucking dogshit, Goeddel.
cya tomorrow guys
Ohohohohohoho
Stanton waking up, watch out NL
reeeeeeee i knew it
he's probably gonna hit .290 from here on out
>Giancarlo "Mike" Stanton
Fucking hell
Signs of life from New York????
Oh look de Aza gets to stay on the team a little longer
>DFAza doing something useful when it means nothing
t-thanks
kek harper just struck out looking with the bases loaded
