ITT: Football players you fucking hate and why you hate them.
>Can't play a match without getting a fucking yellow
>Thinks that being tall means he's stronger than some of the more athletic manlet players
>Looks like the seagulls on Finding Nemo
>Is an absolute gypsy
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
>More than likely bought his mother a twin berth caravan
>His haircut
>>69274490
JUST
>>69274490
the worst about that guy is his heading technique, how can you be 2 meters tall and so shit at headers?
Blaise Matuidi. No technicality, just run like a fucking headless chicken and receive your yearly 10 million€. Absolute cunt, thinks he's a 9
>>69274490
Nainggolan
Pretty much the embodiment of a meme swagfag player with super edgy haircut and a body covered in tattoos
>>69275112
cry babe.
For me Thomas Müller.
> Ugly as hell
> looks and behaves like a farmer
> Arrogant
> want to kill him
>>69275326
Because he literally is a farmer
>>69275121
Kevin pls...
>>69274490
>manlet detected
Kheidera
Whenever i watch him he doesnt seem to know what to do
>>69275326
>ugly
Do you fap to ronaldo or any other player?
>>69275112
This.
Too bad Van Bommel or Keane never stomped his cunt face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpnsNjMKW80
>>69275326
this I hate the way he plays. He has no technique and it's more likely that he'll score with his shins rather than a well taken shot. Also even though everyone rates him, he is ''underrated''.
>Willian
Zero attacking intent, the epitome of useless stepovers and his only plus is that he runs up and down the field.
>Neuer
Hate how he gets butthurt every single time he concedes and yells even though it's his fault or doesn't let the opponents to take the ball
>>69275121
Did he died
>>69275680
>the killer
>has never seriously injured someone
he knew what he was doing and he was good at it
>>69274726
Wot???
>>69275607
Khedira in the past 4 years has played in Mou's RM, Ancelloti's RM, Juve, and GERMANY. R u kidding me. In the final 3rd yeah he has brain farts but he retains possession so well
>>69277172
I dont monitor him. As i said whenever i watch him play.
>>69275225
This tbqvhfamalam
>Ugly retardface
>Aggressive like a caveman
>but still complain to the ref
>>69282399
he's like that fucking fatass in the schoolyard who bullies the younger and smaller kids but throws a shitfit when someone his size or bigger does the same to him
fuck that monkey faggot
>>69282399
Have you even watched Pepe play in the last 2 years? He is very tactically organized, has a lot of hear which he now controls and applies properly, i.e., doesn't chimp out anymore, and he's by far the best defender at the Euro so far.
>>69282549
i don't like boateng but he is clearly a better defender than apepe.
also we are not talking about their skills.
this ape is just totally hateable.
>>69275326
>>69275853
Muller is based you fags
>>69282619
>boateng but he is clearly a better defender than apepe.
Peoe is the best defender in Europe. If he wouldnt chimp out he would be considered one of the best defenders in history
>>69276885
He was close to seriously injuring Ibra in 2010 but he got broken instead kek
>>69274490
He's the best meme
>>69274490
>Paco Rabanne One Million
What's so bad about this? I wear it lightly daily
this arrogant, permacrocked prick
>>69275326
he's a really good footballer, you can't argue with that
>>69274490
Busquets
>Ugly motherfucker, only good thing for him is that he along with Pique is one of the two guys over 185 tall
>His actions on the pitch, diving, jumping, crybabyshit is on par with Pepe but nobody gives him as much shit as Pepe gets
>Only thing he does is pass the ball sideways and stands in the wall during freekicks, LvG should've signed him
>demanded he be one of the top 5 highest players on the team, what a fucking joke
And no, I'm not a butthurt real fan
Neymar
>diving cunt
>only do stuff when they are 3-0 up against Atletico Who
>primadonna
>>69274490
>probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
Don't know why this made me kek so hard
>>69275326
>he doesn't like muller
>>69274490
>More than likely bought his mother a twin berth caravan
lel
David Luiz
Overrated and Overpaid
Cries like a bitch
Makes dumb decisions and rushes out leaving the back exposed
Takes no responsibility for his actions and blames others around him.
>>69274490
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
What? What's wrong with that?
>>69283165
seconded
I hate his shitty fucking dance and attitude on the pitch. I remember when he tried to steal qtinhos goal that one time too because it slightly brushed his ass on the way in.
also he is so overrated at shooting, he always does this retarded snapshot from whatever distance that goes over the bar 9 out of 10 times. selfish cunt.
>>69284112
He was hilarious during the 2014 WC semifinal, charging out of his defensive position leading to more goals for Germany
>>69282549
True, but still complains too much to the refs and fakes a lot.
>>69282740
This familia, though Boa still has years to gather experience
>>69284112
I love David Luiz because he always plays for the team I want to lose
>>69275875
Nope, he shrinked
>>69274490
I hate all the diving cunts like le cut inside man, Muller, Penaldo et al.
>>69284194
True as a huge German fan I was loling the entire time
>>69284112
yeah, fuck him
>constantly fucks up on defense
>couldn't stop a fat fuck from dribbling past him
>commits stupid fouls and handballs
>tries to be a hero when on offense but keeps fucking up
>steals other player's shots in set pieces and doesn't score
>>69284303
looks like a bad guy criminal from a shitty 80s movie
walcott
no one would think he was worth a shit if fifa games didn't exist
>no intelligence
>no positional awareness
>constant brainfarts
>violent temper and outbursts
>Constantly called up to the Argentina NT instead of their best defender, who plays for the same club team
>managers only rate him because he's fast
Fuck Roncaglia
>>69284303
If only Lovren was in the team...
>>69284321
Plays like one too.
>he once got kicked off the Dinamo Zagreb's bus because he opened a can of beer and started drinking like it's no big deal while the team was traveling to an away game.
>erdogan voter
>not actually elite at anything
>left atletico where he was on track to be a legend for farcalona
>appears in %70 of the commercials shown in turkey
>overrated and overpriced
>>69284346
You know shit's fucked up when you miss Lovren.
>>69282399
>>69275326
i just thought to my self "what the fuck thomas muller is no where near ugly" but then i searched him on google images
closeups do him no good
>>69282399
He fouled the living shit out of carrasco in the cl final. I thought he would break his legs desu. Fuck this faggot matter of fact most of the Portuguese defense are asses.
>>69284626
Fonte is a top lad
entire lelgian team is consisting of overrated shitters whose face is bigger than the face of earth
>>69284891
>0-4
>>69283151
>>69284165
It's a pleb perfume worn by 16 year olds and sandniggers
>>69275326
>muh looks
faggot
>looks and behaves like a farmer
ironic coming from a Swiss
>>69282399
I don't get why a man's looks are important to heterosexual men >>69285025
>>69285009
What's the patrician perfume according to you?
I hope he gets tackled violently every time I see him run.
>>69285069
Diesel Fuel For Life
>>69285141
>Diesel
This faggot takes the prize for me. I absolutely loathe him and would very much like to viciously stomp him on the ground until his smug smile is wiped off his retarded face
He doesn't banter
He isn't cool
He is a fucking two-faced twat that, while being highly competitive and always looking to win (nothing bad with this), tries to appear cool/lol so randumb. The little shit can't hide his butthurt when things don't go his way
He is a sore loser and a bad winner
this little shit manlet
Ilkay Gundogan is a piece of shit
>sweaty disgusting turkish rat
>constantly overweight
>never shows up when it matters for his country
>looks like a fat Jafar from Aladdin
>literally a systembabby
>>69275326
He moves like some spazzy 9 year old.
>>69274490
>tfw I have a curly afro and this fucking piece of shit ruins it for everyone
axon is 10000% better
>>69285814
>Axon
I meant axel witsel, sorry
>>69285069
Tom Ford Private Blend
>>69285108
Why did I have to scroll this far to see this cunt?
>>69285004
thanks for proving my point, future bombing victim
>>69285843
>Witsel
literally the worst belgian, i hate him for more than only almost ending Wasilewski's career
Any player that does that fucking stupid "dab", the list is getting longer and longer.
>>69275225
Even his sister has a stupid haircut.
>>69275680
Ibra did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caqo9Jrz2fA
Fat, stupid, arrogant, deluded, can't play football anymore, loses the ball all the tim because he's so slow and fat and stupid, abandoned his club in their greatest hour, spends all his time on social media with retarded memes.
And then he scored the WC winning goal instead of someone who deserved it while Reus who never did anything wrong gets killed all the time.
>>69285240
This
>>69285069
Anything by Guerlain, Chanel, Dior, Tom Ford, Creed, Hermès... is fine generally.
>>69275326
come on now, the guy is just adorable
I hate most of the players who always injured, Sturridge, Gundogan, etc. Sturridge is the worst offender currently since Roy had the audacity to take him to Euros and put him in start despite him doing fucking nothing all year.
>>69274490
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
>>69282765
this. never seen him do any good
and he even get called to the NT
>>69275326
Germany's Peter Crouch
Busquets should die by Gonorrhea
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Schweinsteiger because he's acting like some tough leader when in reality he's a whiny bitch with a sub 80 IQ who can't handle any amount of pressure. He had one good season when the best Bayern team of all time carried him and now he thinks he's some sort of german legend. His stupid as fuck commercials don't help either.
>>69274815
he doesn't head, he just sponges the ball
>>69285308
nani?
>>69282549
Nobody denies he's a good or even great defender
Just because he doesn't try to break legs as much anymore doesn't not make him a dirty, whining cunt
>>69282399
>"i hate pepe"
>>69285042
for all humans looks are very important, if you want to make something homo out of it you show that in fact you are an insecure secret gaylord.
>>69284194
the best thing was hummels vs. luiz hummels won and it lead to a goal.
>>69284600
A real Bavarian man
>>69291097
You don't get what I meant.
Why should anyone hate someone for being ugly?
Being ugly probably means that they had a tough life, had to work harder to get were they are today, aren't competition when it comes to women and don't get as many women as others.
So all in all, men should actually like ugly players more than the good-looking ones.
>>69291246
i think most people hate someone and in addition the hated ones are ugly, but that is not the reason they are hated, it is just good for banter.
you take this shit way too serious hans.
He's a fat waster and I hope he gets gout.
>>69283924
Based Ralf and Paulinho
>>69288700
>Not Versace Eros
J U S T
>>69290864
But literally everyone complains to and tries to put pressure on the refs, even Messi started doing it so that people don't seem him as an autistic disinterested faggot.
If you're high test, and you're into what you do, then most likely you'll act out and be aggressive. Have you ever wanted to win something?
This fucking cunt. Literally goes in to every tackle with the intent to injure someone. Not an ounce of skill in his body, legitimately the dirtiest player I have ever seen
charlie adam
this guy is useless. only good for assaulting opposition players
>>69288984
>that bus parking
disgusting
>>69284303
he's called the 'wink-croat' over here
fuck this match-fixing scumbag
>>69284516
Ye, the erdogan thing would definitely make me hate him as a turk.
>>69291348
Villa legend.
how no one said Jordi Alba yet is beyond me.
what the FUCK you fucking Barcelona dick sucking FAGGOTS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK THAT GUY I HATE HIM SO MUCH
THAT FUCKING PUNCHABLE
FUCKING
FACE
THAT DIVING
FUCKING
MIDGET
THAT THEATRIC MASTERING
LIMP DICKED
MAN CHILD
FUCK JORDI ALBA
>>69292357
>literally who
>>69292844
>he rates jordi alba
>>69292844
I agee 100%. Nothing more deplorable than a grown man acting like a child on the field
>>69274490
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
>>69282399
>he fell for the Pepe isn't the best center back in the world meme
while on the topic of diving retards, why do they do it? what drives a man to fall down like a limp dick and pretend to be hurt like a deceitful autist?
>>69293070
players have way more to gain than to lose, that's just the way it is
unless something drastically changes in how referees look at fouls then it's WORTH it to go for the dive
>>69292357
This guy is a workhorse in rear and mid. Just has a temper that's needs to be checked.
>>69293179
That's kind of fucked. Why is it that for example Icelandic players hardly dived at all?
>>69275326
u wot m8
this bitch nigger
he has some upsides like agressiveness, spacial awareness, header, tapping in...
but he cant dribble past someone if his life depends on it
too slow, non-agile and shit technique
rarely useful but arrogant
>>69293691
It's pretty obvious that Iceland was there for the pride and not just for money. Iceland has no reason to dive because the fact that they even qualified in the first place is amazing for a country with like 330k inhabitants.
loathsome
I despise nasri
>>69294138
he used to look quite good at bayern but everything else has been shit. Maybe he was shit at bayern too
>>69294225
he completely depends on other players' assists
i dont remember the time he scored by himself
except forcing opposing players to fuck up somehow
>>69294103
Top kek
I'm baffled that this little sad Cunt hasn't come up yet
I hate most black and muslims footballers because they are black and muslim.
>>69294691
me too
>>69292844
helloreddit
>>69275326
What the fuck Muller is amazing, I hate germany with a passion but Muller is just too funny
>>69294691
This.
>>69274490
Felliani is basically the scum of football and he's not even good.
>>69274726
but he is No. 10
Smug
Arrogant
Looks like a nazi
Is probably a nazi
Tom Hanks looking ass
German
Nazi
this fucking diving piece of shit along with neymar and mascherano
>>69294691
Hahaha reddit summerfags with the ebin /pol/ pretending to be racist meme
Well played sir, upboat!!
this insufferable dirty cunt should be fucking banned already from playing for life
literally the face of the shitty """"""''club"""""""" he plays for
>>69295477
ERA PENAL
>>69294103
>the moment the ball approaches him and he goes full sperg
obligatory as a forest supporter
>>69295477
>muh Nazis
kys
