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CHC:Russell clubs two homers in loss to Reds
STL:Cardinals place Brandon Moss on 15-day DL
NYM:Jose Reyes returns to Mets lineup on Tuesday
ATL:Julio Teheran scratched from Wednesday start
LAA:Mike Trout receiving rare day off Tuesday
TB:Rays activate closer Alex Colome (biceps)
DET:Tigers place Norris (oblique) on 15-day DL
KC:Forearm strain sends Wade Davis to 15-day DL
CHC:Kris Bryant (knee) back in Cubs' starting lineup
OAK:Royals expressing interest in Josh Reddick
SEA:Felix Hernandez (calf) targeting July 20 return
LA:Julio Urias likely headed back to Triple-A
O'Leary
>it was 6-0
>>69274122
Plesase respond.
Omaha Storm Chasers
Northwest Arkansas Naturals
Free blue jays ticket, free beer and free friend
Pls respond
Post All-Stars who won't be All-Stars
tribe
A's
>>69274256
Were they winning at the top of the 9th? If yes there is no point because their opponent can't win and the only purpose of playing it would be to affect stats
>>69274256
They were at home and were up by the end of the first half of the 9th, literally no point in playing since the game is over.
>>69274277
who is this desi dick smuggler?
>>69274256
but they did
we finna act like this aint breaking news?
https://mobile.twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/750444205831487488?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>69274323
>be rich
>still struggle attracting the opposite sex
Poor guy.
>>69274269
If nobody here ends up going just do this >>69274287
>>69274323
Deport pls
>>69274318
Ah. Flashresults put an X so I thought they didn't play.
http://www.flashresultats.fr/match/thi9CCKf/#resume-du-match
>>69274269
I'd go but I'm Caleb Humphreys
>>69274359
Yeah I just replied to that
I'm going to chipotles and I'll ask
>The woman told investigators she arrived at Kang's room at the Westin Hotel around 10 p.m. and he served her an alcoholic drink, police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. She said she blacked out about 15 to 20 minutes later, then drifted in and out of consciousness as he sexually assaulted her.
>She told police she did not fully awaken until she was in a taxi and on her way home, according to Guglielmi.
>>69274410
Where is your proofs? !
>>69274410
Was she Asian?
>>69274277
would wife
>>69274323
Srs question, what would happen if he got convicted of a crime, even if its a misdemeanor. He is here on a work visa, would he get deported?
>tfw best record in baseball in approximately t-minus 7.5 hours
Better luck next year Cusb
>>69274323
>finna
>>69274463
Does USA deport all criminals? In Canada it's only certain crimes like violent crimes
Having sex with a sleeping beauty is hardly a crime
>>69274323
>>69274410
Let's be honest, she's probably lying and trying to get a cash settlement
>>69274494
this
>>69274463
Considering who he is I would be shocked.
>>69274494
Hey, Jung-ho!
>>69274369
that's a bit odd that the away team is in the lower row. Not sure why they did that
there needs to be better mascots in the mlb
I swear, if we lose again tonight I'm done.
DONE
>>69274463
>in the us: legally
id assume he's treated as a us based on soil ground. so punishment is equal all across the board
if it ever goes large it may only be sued in chicago jurisdiction
>>69274557
That how it's done in the rest of the world. Home team always first.
Rape? You mean strangers with benefits?
>>69274652
reporting you to trudeau right now
>>69274565
Ace is based
>>69274492
>>69274510
>If he gets convicted as a felon, he would be arrested and be jailed in the US.
>South Korea would attempt to get him back to home country
>america would say "no extradition for you asia man"
>north korea says "you need help south korea?"
>south korea says "fuck it, go get em!!"
>north korea drops nuke in pittsburg
>and so begins WWIII
And that how we all die. The End.
>>69274688
Magic bus!
Like the Who, get it?
>>69274688
Where's the exploding elbows
>>69274688
who is the carlos of the mets magic school bus
>>69274688
>familia as the caboose
gets me every time
>>69274463
If convicted he would first serve whatever sentence and then be deported.
2 Hours to kill before more baseball
What freak show should I watch?
"Hoarders" or "My 600 lb Life"
I'm a cuck
>>69274565
those are horribad
>>69274621
>fairweather fan
>>69274764
Do ladies choice on porn hub
Its usually good stuff
>>69274688
Gonna hop on this bus.
Replace Reyes with Murph, Matz with Uribe, and based Burkhardt with Gelbs and off we go.
>>69274702
It's not a bus
It's the 7 train you goon
>>69274565
Who is the autistic outcast of the group?
>>69274782
I'm at a train now
>>69274801
dinger
>>69274779
ic what you did there
>>69274801
Ace and Fredbird look a little too happy to be next to each other
Yankees fire sale fucking when?
>>69274801
DBacks
>>69274833
Birdly love
Baseball season’s underway
Well you better get ready for the same old play
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They’re singing
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They lack the power, they lack the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this isn't year and Cubs aren't real
So sell your tickets to Wrigley Field
We’re singing now
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
Baseball time is here again
You better turn off WGN
So get on your knees and suck off your man
Chicago Cubs got the gayest fans
You’re singing now
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
>>69274801
The Frisco one and whatever that fucking bear/bobcat is in the middle bottom row.
>>69274801
>>69274801
lol where is mr redlegs
why did he send his wife
>>69274875
literally me
>>69274801
Mr Met confirmed for creepiest mascot.
>>69274311
KANG
>>69274850
This it's not even a fucking snake or a douche bag. It's just a literal autist in a fursuit for no goddamn reason.
>>69274876
He's fucking Mrs. Met.
>>69274905
Snakes don't have legs though
How could you make a snake mascot
>>69274905
Why is the Dbacks mascot a furry?
>>69274925
>reds
>not the Cuck in the relationship
Kek, Mr. Redlegs jerks off in the corner watching Mr. Met fuck Mrs. Redlegs
>>69274897
mr met is based as fuck, shut your mouth.
>>69274950
>>69274950
>>69274961
The Reds have a more recent championship than the Mets, ergo Mr. Redlegs fucks Mrs. Met.
>Breaking - Cubs with 5 ASG starters. Rizzo, Zobrist, Russell, Bryant, Fowler. Arrieta and Lester
He just seems like a fun mascot to hang out with
Like he's probably the only chill one
He's very self-aware
>>69274952
He's creepy as fuck. He looks like a waterhead serial killer.
>>69275010
He is the wiley veteran out of all these fuckers. Its Mr. Met dammit. The rest are just copy cats.
>>69275007
>>69275010
of course, didn't you see what we did to the cubs?
>>69274998
>Lester
>>69275037
He's maniacal.
>shiver
>>69275007
He looks a little better there
Jose Reyes is all smiles with every interview question. Im so hyped right now.
>>69275060
Yeah. That seems about right.
>shudder
>>69275110
trade for beltran when senpai
>>69275110
dammit i cant wait to see Reyes in that uni again. Wonder what he gave d'Arnaud to wear #7 ??
Knowing d'Arnauds good christian ass, probably just gave it away or asked him to donate to charity.
Daily Reds watch.
Reds pitching is on pace to give up 288 HR this season. The current record is 241, allowed by the '96 Tigers. So Cincy should beat the old record sometime around Labor Day.
>>69275153
>playing diamond dynasty
>i could make a team of Harper, Kershaw, Giancarlo and McCutchen type
>grinding all I can to create a Mets superteam
Carter at C. Syndergaard, Seaver part of the rotation. Reyes, Flashback Floyd, Wright. I miss this combo so god damn much. Billy Wagner at closer. Wish they had 2006 Delgado.
>>69275166
he said "i'll get mike piazza to coach you"
>reyes batting leadoff
are the mets banking on meme magic?
>>69275216
Sadly, other than Nimmo, he is their fastest current baserunner. Plus, he is a leadoff man, even if he has lost a step.
We already know who the ASG picks are
What's the point of the show?
>>69275245
cespedes and lagares are both faster than nimmo tbqh
but yeah i don't wanna see granderson leading off ever again, even if he occasionally hits a homer
>>69274862
Nah, Lou Seal is just a drop out stoner. That's why he's always got the shades on
>>69275280
Hope they finally allow Lagares to start and lead off, like they were supposed to last year.
>single
>steal
>move over on fielders choice
>scores on a fly ball
Who ready for a Reyes run?
>>69275314
Reyes and the Mets are going to beat the shit out of the competition desu
Mets v Marlins free game today on mlb.tv
Noice
>>69275308
Lagares is a terrible baserunner and isn't really that fast considering how much ground he covers in the OF. He also doesn't get on base enough. Hes a terrible choice for leadoff, he's actually a terrible choice for any spot in the lineup. Hes purely an overpaid defensive replacement.
>>69275308
i think secretly terry fucking despises lagares for some reason
no matter how well he hits he never gets to start even though he's the best defender on the team
either way i'm sooooooo okay with reyes returning to the leadoff role, dude was my favorite player when i was little
is it time for dongers yet?
>>69275345
>>69275351
I just want to see him get at least half a season of uninterrupted play, just to see what he is exactly. Too many maybe's still up in the air. Only thing for certain is that he is an A+ outfielder with an A arm.
>>69275351
>>69275351
I personally liked the postseason formula we had last season. Any lead in the 7th, Lagares was brought in as a CF. He'd get to play the field, and get 1-2 at bats depending on game. Good way to keep him on his toes.
Royals thread where
>>69275375
he's a really good bad ball hitter, and i think with extended playing time he could be a .250-.270 slap hitter guy
plus he's fucking beautiful in center, i love watching him
he's like a more flashy beltran out there
>>69275381
yeah he's definitely needed as a defensive replacement, yo has the measurables but he makes a lot of mental mistakes and runs pretty bad routes sometimes
the best thing about lagares is that he's so fucking good at getting to the ball
beltran was the same, he was always under the ball so quickly
>>69275436
Mets/Marlins
Will the Phillies-Barves game get a thread?
>>69275452
they will if you make it
>>69275373
>chris young vs ra dickey
i thought the all star home run derby was next week
If doland doesn't make it to the all star game I'm gonna be peeved.
>>69274494
This probably.
>be chinaman who barely speaks engrish
>kinda fat and ugly, no gril believes your professional athlete
>whore contacts you through "dating app"
>ooh he staying at nice hotel, must have monies
>comes up to hotel room
>find out he's worth millions
>chinaman fuggs whore and tells her to leave
>oh shit lemme rape kit two days later
>oh shit lemme file rape report 10 days later
>gib monies plz
This will end in a quiet settlement out of court, MLB will still slap a heavy suspension on him, based Chinaman will then keep on keeping on, and whore will never have to have sex for money again. The American dream.
>it's a dickey game
think i'd rather scratch my sunburn
Wish people would stop bitching about the all star game voting. Get rid of the voting then.
>>69274862
Lou Seal is pretty chill, brah.
The fucking Oriole next to him looks like he's about to shoot himself, though.
>>69275527
Does Canada even get enough sunlight to produce sunburns?
>>69275486
>wanting to risk injury for a meaningless appearance
Brewers @ Nats
>>69275592
>>69275592
>>69275533
They don't want to talk about the actual baseball tho
>David Ortiz, JBJ, Xander and Mookie in the All-Star Game
Gods
>>69275174
Go for the gold, Resd!
Blue Jays really pushing for that Batman vs Superman ultimate edition
>>69275619
Then have the players/coaches/managers/writers vote
>>69274801
>Rally Monkey too based to show up with these losers
are you even trying, rest of the league?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqPVJFzKdc
>>69275486
stephen amell will save the day
>price already giving up a run without even recording his first out
jesus man
The knuckleball should be banned
>>69275732
How many tangerines are they paying him again
>>69275732
Its funny how badly the rangers own him. He gets btfo every time.
>>69275764
Which makes it funnier his ONLY postseason win was against them.
>>69274410
>She told police she did not fully awaken until she was in a taxi and on her way home, according to Guglielmi.
Considering hotels have plenty of cameras, it should be easy enough to determine if she's telling the truth.
>>69275794
He pitched like shit that game too.
FIRE EVERY FUCKING RETARD WHO THOUGHT CHRIS YOUNG WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TONIGHT
SERIOUSLY. FIRE THEM ALL
>>69275373
>dongers
D O L A N
>Barves already losing
Oh well. Shit happens.
>>69275373
Yes
>All Cub infield
Fuck that
Apologize
>>69275851
Nothing would make me happier than to see pilates start and basically the enture cube team get shit on by the al
is saunders the stupidest baserunner in professional baseball?
>all those americans that warned us canadians dont know anything about baseball
we should have listened
>>69275732
>bases now loaded with no outs
>They'll be wearing the warm up Jerseys for the game now
Holy shit finally
>>69275851
This. What the fuck is even the point of the all-star game if more than half of the starters are from the same team.
donaldson looks annoyed after hitting his home run, is baseball too easy for him ?
>>69275930
They aren't warm ups if they are wearing them during the game
>dickey and young have 5 strikeouts in total after 1 inning pitched
semen slurping offenses 2bh
>>69275851
That's alright. While they're all meming in the ASG, the actual good players will be resting and plotting revenge.
>>69275941
>being upset that the team with the best record managed to get the most votes
happened last year with the Royals. Happened in 2006 with the Mets (Beltran, Reyes, LoDuca, Delgado, Wright)
>>69275941
>kris "majority of my """""stats""""" come from the resd pitching" bryant over arenado
What the fuck
>>69275941
The best players in the league for that year obviously. It's irrelevant what team they are on.
>>69275917
He makes a lot of mental mistakes.
>JUST-Ho Kang
>Barves dead last in a majority of offensive stats
Oh well.
>>69275959
He's just a huge fag
>>69275981
>Russell over seager
That's highway robbery in my eyes
>>69275851
>>69275977
>comparing addison ".238 BA" russell to ANY of those mets players
wow kill yourself
We live in a world where Addison Russel is starting over Corey Seager (2nd or 3rd best position player in the NL depending on your favored stats)
>>69276015
Hell im pretty sure based belt is still statistically one of the best hitters in all of mlb too.
Unless his stats have dropped off slightly
>>69275851
>>69275851
>Crawford and Belt won't make it either
If Posey gets snubbed because of those fucking Tardinals fan I'm gonna be pissed
>>69276055
Well if there's any cubs who deserve it it's Bryant and Rizzo. But youre right belt has been really good as well.
GUYS GUYS
IMAGINE IF THE CUBES GO TO GAME SEVEN OF THE WS ONLY TO LOSE WHILE CRYING ABOUT THE AS GAME BEING THE CAUSE WHILE THEY MADE UP HALF OF THE STARTERS
>>69276020
you sound russell'd
>>69276119
>cubes
>ws
C'mon son
>Rizzo gets injured on a meme play
>Out for 4 months
>Meanwhile Belt who was at home since Rizzo took his spot gets extra rest
>Hits .325/.450/.600 the week after coming back
LOL
O
L
>no final boss stone buddha
dropped
>mfw all of this salt
>>69276182
Fund it
>>69276181
Gotta ramp up the curse somehow senpai
>all this hate
>NL going to get BTFO
>cubs fans confusing other fans' annoyance at their retarded ballot stuffing to get their shit players into the ASG for some form of anger
what?
>>69275981
Pretty ridiculous that Arenado isn't a starter. He'll get in as a reserve though.
>>69276298
Gross.
>>69276298
Why is there a DH spot? Arent there no DHs since its in a NL stadium?
>>69276298
How many of the Cubs and Red Sox players are legit all star starters?
>>69276083
I'm a Cardinals fan and I voted for Jonathan LuCroy. Cards fans don't stuff the ballot in autistic numbers like Cubs and Royals fans. Most of them vote for deserving candidates.
And LuCroy was having a better year than Posey.
>Arenadofags
educate yourselves
>9 first team all-stars
>they make up two teams
Nice "sport" you got there
>>69276353
They still name a DH all star and the home team will be AL
Last year was in an NL stadium too. They stopped alternating between leagues
>>69276354
actually all of them except for Russell
>>69276360
>Lucroy was having a better year than Posey
That's actually probably true, I'm just a huge hypocrite and wanted a Giant in the starting lineup. I actually think both Belt and Crawford were playing better than Posey this season, but first and short had really stiff competition.
So is Bryce Harper's hair a nu-male hair or a manly, /sp/ approved hair?
>>69276298
Has JBJ done anything since the streak that would warrant him a spot
Betts and Bogearts are fine but not sold on him
>>69276360
Cards fans don't watch baseball until after the all star game. And that's only if they are in the playoff hunt
>>69276354
on the cubs id say
Rizzo, Bryant, arrieta and lester are totally legitimate and fowler was as good as anyone before he got hurt and zobrist has been slumping the last little bit so judge them how you want
>>69276407
Clown question bro
>>69276354
Red Sox: Bogaerts definitely. You can make a good case for Betts and Bradley, as it's a weak year for AL outfielders after Trout. As for Ortiz, Victor Martinez is having a better year without the 'roids.
Cubs: Bryant should be backing up Arenado. Rizzo should be backing up Goldschmidt. Zobrist and Murphy are a coin flip. But Crawford, Diaz, Cozart and Seager are all better than Russell, and Marte, Herrera and Ozuna are all better than Fowler.
should have been seager or crawford over russell and thats coming from a lifelong cubs fan
>>69276406
Ramos is having a better year than Posey too.
>>69276407
HEY. FUCK YOU.
>all these cubes fans have been quiet as fuck in recent days
>win all these ASG votes
>cubes fans come out of hiding
>HAHAHA UR SO MAD
Wew lad
>>69276486
Ian Desmond should be staring over Bradley
>tfw Cubes fans unironically voted for Ross as the starting catcher
>>69276417
So all of those people in Busch Stadium in Cardinal gear in April are, what, holograms?
>>69276486
>Bryant should be backing up Arenado
>>69276370
>>69276464
I just need some advice. I want to try out his hairdo.
They stay hating
>>69276525
I could accept that.
>AL pitching staff
JUST
Reminder that the Cubes """All-Stars""" just got BTFO by the Resd
>>69276516
Eduardo Nunez is an All-Star?
Goddamn Minnesota...
Guys, I haven't been following baseball for a while, do the Astros have a chance?
>Eduardo Nunez over Ian Kinsler
Hahahahahaha
I'm sad.
>>69276569
>only now realizing this
reminder the best pitchers in the AL east are an alcoholic old man and a cuckballer
>>69276569
It's goat bullpen
>dolandson
>>69276607
congrats on your second win vs the Cubs in just 12 tries
>>69276628
i mean that i haven't been following recently
Threadly reminder price is at it again
Lel
>>69276638
I'm angry
>>69276570
>Meanwhile the NL gets Kershaw, Bum, Cueto, Syndegard, Fernandez...
could this actually be a good game?
lol @ tulo's face
>no dongers for me senpai?
Jays Royals
>>69276421
>>69276628
The Astros making the playoffs is still in the realm of possibility, the season is only 1/2 over.
fuck yes Brad brach is an all star
>>69276629
>Required to pick at least one Minnesota Twin.
>>69276540
How much money do you make?
>>69276353
also no way the pitcher is still in the game when its his turn to bat anyways, so might as well have it for the all star game period
https://streamable.com/sg2k
>Cusb """elite""" infield in action
>>69276641
who is this fluid druid?
>>69276710
>Lackey and Ross fuck up
which one of those made the all star team?
>alex colome
fuck off rays
>estrada
>not even the best starter on the jays
fuck off yost you fucking retard
>Russell over Crawford and Seager
>Arrieta probably starting
Where did all these cubs fans come from?
i actually feel bad for chris young
he should try a stint in the BP fastball slider guys are always somewhat sucessfull as relievers
>>69276834
>Arrieta starting
Didn't he get blown up the past like two or three starts
>>69276855
I love seeing the jays do this kind of stuff but I agree. Chris Young seems like a nice guy. I wish this was against that fucking faggot chimp Ventura.
>>69276834
don't hate on Cubs fans for voting Russell
hate on Dodgers and Giants fans for failing to vote Seager and Crawford
>>69276844
I just got home from Wrigley today (traffic was a bitch) after spending 4th of July weekend out of town with friends and family.
Where did you come from, anon?
>>69276684
Enough to buy pomade and other hair care items.
>>69276872
That's why it's so frustraing, senpai
>>69276570
Based Brach finally gets the nod
>>69276895
>cusb fan actually admits he just votes for his team instead of whatever players are worthy
Which pitcher will chimpout when someone batflips on them at the ASG?
>>69276966
bumgarner
I do not like the fact that the fans vote on the ASG lineups. Ity become a popularity contest for big market teams.
So Trout is the only Angels in the all-stars roster. Is it embarrassing that only one player from a team you root for is in the all-stars?
>>69276834
terry is definitely going to start either thor or fernandez
cap this
>>69277001
if Kansas City is a big market team, maybe
who /savedbaseballfromanallcusbinfield/ here?
>>69277003
If they're not starting, a little
>>69275685
fake meme mascot
>mfw analslime, bankees, and doyers aren't part of the mascot club
>>69277007
it's gonna be JoFer so that he'll tire himself out and lose confidence when trout hits 2 dingers off him
based terry playing 3d chess while don mattingly is playing guess who
holy shit saunders is literally the stupidest player in baseball
>>69276966
synndegard
>right before his elbow explodes
>>69277037
no one did, catcher doesn't count as infield
