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mugs feasting edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>/bet/ approved song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQfuG3VX0Lo
>>69274144
But its not Saturday?
UP SUMS FROM FRIENDLIES SUB EDITION
Big Sam sub edition
First for 10-0
Paid tipsters on suicide watch
Met a chap called Mantilla the other day. Told him to hold a serve. He dropped it.
>>69274186
What's the difference between him and Roy? Isn't he just another mediocre English manager?
>>69274111
I'm not going to pay you 10£. Please save your tricks for someone else.
hup sums on Faroe Islanders subedition
>>69274214
Yes. But people love a meme.
>>69274181
Down insane following your shitty US tips sub-sub edition.
>>69274214
The difference is it would actually come home with Big Sam in charge.
>>69274217
I dont want your greasy european money, thank you very much
>>69274224
how much u up ?
>>69274227
I'm like twice a day living the NEET life. Need to make changes desu
now that i'm winning big, can i go paid? Need greasy tenners
>>69274262
6/10 @ 1.83
begging he breaks
>>69274241
Same, plus I'm on Municipal too. Thank god I already cashed out all the money I need to pay bills at the end of the month.
>>69274293
not really you need to prove it's not just one good day
>>69274241
Don't worry, there's more to come tonight
>>69274324
No more money left to put on shit tips :(
>>69274238
>>69274250
What about Moyes?
>>69274286
same lid, started today and hasn't been too hard, watch far too much porn normally during the day even when not wanking must be doing some harm long term
NEED some liquidity on Betfair. Alex is v v much laying price at joint favourite since his popularity has disappeared and Hughie is really gaining some momentum here
>gets broken from 30:0
le sigh
r8
Juve Tryhards Day 8 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £68
Day: +£45
v v good day, nearly everything coming through on TT and /bet/. major props to Derfel for the meme bet coming through, on track for the projected three digits by the end of the week.
>>69274435
Well done pal
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69170215/#69181437
AHEAD of schedule.
>>69274435
need to do as well as this
Hass worth taking Chicago SW now?
all gone pete tong
Wouldn't mind another one Municipal. Just please don't concede again and break my heart ;_;
>>69274144
why is that lady about to throw a chicken dinner?
>>69274486
follow my over tips when I post them, so far I've tipped 13 of them and 11 have won.
>>69274495
Will be very upset if it doesn't win because I'm on -0.75 from 0-0 kek
>>69274446
thanks mate.
also just read the last thread. the absolute state of derfel. pmsl. cannot believe that bet went through. NEED him around to act as a counterbalance to my lack of luck
>>69274516
Probably mad about the lack of gravy
So so dire. Just win 4 games you nonce.
>>69274518
I will. Colorado fucked me last night though.
>>69274504
Was on -1, already marked as a loss
If Chicago Fire lose this match I blame Keko
>>69274536
Federer SW and Murray 3-0 double @ two and a half?
>>69274525
won't lie to you, when it was 1-1 at half time I gave up and thought I'd fucked up so went to bed.
>>69274573
Are you saying there is a chance of it being a draw? I followed your tip famalam, don't want to lose my small
>>69274593
you got a TT?
is Fed/Berdych/Murray/Raonic THE bet?
>>69274555
Didn't realize you were on it. Will do the same
>>69274613
yeh, but it's dire. I post all my over worldies here and spam it a bit so people don't miss out
PLEASE hold
>>69274654
fair enough, keep doing it please
Derfel anything else to back LARGE on overs?
cba
>no MLS
boring night lads
Heads spinning. Can't sleep tonight.
STUPID SPIC
ONLY NEED MANTILLA TO WIN ON MORE GAME FOR MY +17.5 FUCK SAKE LADS
>>69274678
Nothing tonight, still looking at tomorrow
WETBACK CUNT
>>69274708
>>69274615
please respond
Give me a chase bet. Just can't think straight.
>>69274767
Yes. My heart says Cilic will give it a good run. But that should 99% win.
EVERYONE get on Atlanta Braves SW @ evens
>>69274770
this.
down 4 figures in 2 weeks.
>>69274812
don't you dare tell me what to do you pathetic maggot
>>69274812
PLEASE tell me why I should be on the worst team in the league on the road
Chicago PLEASE
wtb?
>>69274859
Model gave me a ring and said they'll win
>>69274812
someone on TT tipped Phillies tho
pmsl at municipal and chicago
>>69274895
most certainly not pmsl right now pal
>>69274884
they're mugs
>>69274863
33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>69274889
meant this >>69274924
>>69274889
Also lol BetwithBTC was literally proven to be a fraud by someone here. He doesn't know his shit.
1k on chicago dnb 1.25
cannot lose and will be even for the day if it wins
shaking
>>69274884
>Braves starter's second game back since being on the DL
>Phillies starter been pitching well
Think I'll take the Phillies
juve trying to not so subtley manipulate the market for his next quid bet
>>69274963
what are you wearing right now?
imagine you're the sort of guy who stays in trackie bottoms and a smelly t shirt all day
>>69275002
What are you wearing? I find it hard to believe ANYONE dresses to sit in their own house
If Chicago fire win im even finally and can pay my debts and move on my with my life. Not even that much, just 1850 quid but the interest is killing me and unemployed. If they lose has anyone got any real advice. I'm really lost right now
>>69275002
v strange post
>>69275036
Don't use gambling to pay off debts
>>69274964
uh oh
>>69275032
N&F jeans and an AA tshirt
>>69274964
OHHHHH
>hass
Hope he dies in his sleep
>>69275036
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>>69275002
>Wearing "cool" clothes inside the house
Wearing your mum's shirt and boxers atm
>>69274964
literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyggTKDcOE
Chicago please score 2
tears
>>69275036
Make that 3700 in debt. Can you just file for bankruptcy or something?
>>69275061
Dont even know what they are pal but you are a very strange person. Dont @ me
incoming chicagoguy
>cashed out on overs
>accidently put it in Thunder bay instead of Chicago
Phew
Mentally upvoting Euan's posts SO hard
Reminder that you should always be well dressed even if you don't plan on leaving the house. You never know what could happen or who could pop over, literally no point in wearing shit "comfy" clothes. Nice clothes are comfortable too and it benefits your gambling and mood.
>>69275104
I just go huge on red in roulette, either uafc or just declare bankruptcy if it loses tbqh. Must've done it about 15 times now pmsl absolutely surreal.
>>69275105
Bet you're the type of mong who wears superdry clothing and bootcut jeans.
>>69275142
Nonce: the post
Bet you wear gloves when you type on the keyboard
>>69275142
>being able to scratch and play with my balls also benefits my gambling
A hefty chunk of today's profits gone on this Chicago game.
Still up for the day but it doesn't feel good
>>69275158
Basketball/boxing shorts are so so good for lounging around in
>>69275149
Will have to lend to do it, probably can get a few thousand from those crappy wonga sites. Fucking hell is this my life now. I just started with pound accas, now this
>>69275149
same, i'm so sick at chasing. literally about 8/8 on all in football bets when i'm down insane just stick roll on unders with 10 mins to go and it's won every time. so blessed.
>>69275158
>no naked option
>>69275158
>no pyjamas option
Literally sat with my balls facing the fan. Wearing a vintage Chelsea shirt with Wise on the back.
>>69275158
Hass triple voting option 2 pmsl
>>69275167
>>69275170
Plebs
>>69275142
no
cotton shorts and tees while lounging about
nice clothes for when you go out and pull slags
SO MUCH AIR ON DRAW NO BET
GET ANOHTER
1 MORE CHICAGO
like to draw your attention to the fact Keko tipped this, not me pls
"Comfy clothes" is such a meme
A pair of jeans and a shirt or t shirt is fine for lounging around in, it's not uncomfortable at all and still looks respectable. Jogging bottoms look awful and unhygienic and are only worn by fat, leave voting, chavs
So, so comfortable right now breaking in my new £130 APC jeans, going to get some real sick fades
>>69275227
One of them was me. Literally sitting in front of the pc at 1am in a business casual outfit. Don't even own "comfy" clothes.
>>69275287
Bet you cut your nails and wipe when you have a shit too. Nonce.
Sorry about this one, not had a good day. Might take a week off and try find some more certain bets, feel like I've let a few of you down lately.
What a fucking cunt as if that makes up for anything.
Ameribets can you recommend a SW for the Baseball games?
>>69275303
>>69275287
Spotted 2 of the 4 nonces browsing /bet/
>>69275315
dont man baseball always fucks everything up
>>69275307
>>69275303
>>69275287
Raging homosexuals.
>>69275321
Okay :(
>>69275287
agree 2bh. All feels the same to me.
>>69275315
Philadelphia ;) Won't tell you what else I'm on for fear that you'll get on too and make them lose
>>69275307
The image of you gets evermore intriguing in my head
Wtb? I'm down a fuckton tonight. :(
Don't know who wears jogging bottoms in their house, especially in the summer. Talking about shorts here.
>>69275342
Hope you caught the memo, I'm a lucky talisman now. Is that your best one? Mara gave me a free bet that I can only place on a SW, really NEED it
On my knees for JANI
>cash out all my winnings from Unibet but leave £90 to play with
>Chicago game at 1-0, put £40 on Chicago next goalscorer
>Lose
>1-1, put £50 on over 2.5
>No goals at 80 minutes, cash out and put £23 on Chicago to win
>1-2
>cash out the £6 and put it on other team to score next goal
>2-2
Fucking hell I'm an idiot. Can't even top up either as I have a deposit limit of £200 a week and can't deposit until Monday. Never should have cashed out, nothing left to play with.
praying for a Parana goal
>>69275369
Nationals and Leaveland should win too, but the odds are pretty shit
No one should ever cash out. Only stake what you're not worried about losing. xo
Who tipped that Cesar Vallego o5.5 earlier?
25 minutes and NO GOALS.
>>69275394
u srs bro?
>>69275394
it was an ironic post by romania because his """"system"""" got btfo
>>69275389
Can't stop rebacking.
>bird I'm chatting to asks me every single day if I've been up to anything interesting today
Honestly can't think of anymore bullshit to cover up I sit in front of a laptop shitposting and betting like the uber degenerate I am. Need help boys
>>69275392
Don't know why I even did it, I've lost a lot more money by cashing out too early
>>69275389
Same. Have lost pretty much all my most recent bets though (or refunds), so wouldn't keep my hopes up.
>>69275402
Deadly serious.
The last time they played it was 10-0 apparently.
>>69275407
TT pls give tips.
I'm down SO bad.
>>69275422
Give me an hour lid.
>>69275385
If this a 4th layer of irony or is /bet/ genuinely full of retards? I have been trying to work it out for a while now but just cant
How on earth is anyone down today? So many good bets posted, even Defail's tip came in ffs.
Do you guys not understand bankroll management?
>>69275412
Birds LOVE a shrewd man. Know this from experience.
>>69275437
Just retards, like ones who post a tip on TT and then post the opposite on here
>>69275446
Yeah, /bet/ itself must've been batting around a 80%+ win-rate today. Tears if you're not UAC
>>69275446
You say that like the majority of my tips don't come in...
>>69275446
I don't think anyone actually go on his tip, he spammed it a bit but we never actually follow them
>>69275412
Tell her you won a massive bet today. You're part of a syndicate. Other things include, you went to a friends, had lunch. If she asks who the friend is have got to say a female. Her tiny brain will spin endlessly. She'll be all over you.
>>69275487
no no no
you did not witness the meme magic
>>69275437
>is /bet/ genuinely full of retards?
>been trying to work it out for a while
>>69275487
>he wasn't on it
PMSL
Nvm lids, it was Cesar Vallejo v San Martin that I be o5.5 on
>>69275446
Stupidly cashed out on dumfalk.
Romania's tips all failed.
As did that Peru game.
>>69275451
>know this from experience
When's the next time you want me to take your old lady out?
>>69275516
Why would you bet on Romania's tips and not Defails meme overs?
>>69275142
Nah cant beat sitting placing your bets in your comfiest joggers and t-shirt, if anyone comes round will only be my gran or my brother.
Is there any bookie offering odds on us not leaving the EU? Got a feeling Article 50 won't be invoked.
The state of keko right now. Has anyone else read that wall of text? Is he taking any substances?
>>69275516
Euan's B36 tip won, my tips on Heracles, Gleisdorf, Hartberg, East Fife, 1st half Motherwell, and Schalke tips all won. Sorry about Chicago Fire but no reason for anyone to be DAC today
>>69275577
And m-my tips.
>>69275573
He seems very upset, guessing he was on the wrong side of a big bet or something
>>69275560
https://www.skybet.com/politics/european-politics/event/19451469
Although it's 6/4 and you would have to wait till 2018 for it to pay out.
>>69275630
fuck skybet, odds are the worst anywhere
>>69275577
You didn't tip Schalke, I did.
>>69275412
I'll talk to her if you want? Literally not spoken to a girl since I finished uni last month
>>69275535
No idea who that is lid.
>>69275577
Giv tipstertube pls.
>>69275453
Look back and read the thread. It is very obvious I had tipped B36 since every post I replied to was about my bet drifting and saying the market was wrong. Only utter mongs would get on Valletta based on what was posted in /bet/
>inb4 nibs.
I dont even know what is real anymore
>>69275675
so why did you tip it on TT?
>>69275516
I got on all of romanias tips and I'm still in profit from them???
>>69275664
>doesn't have a trip
>thinks his opinion matters
Kek, KEK
>>69275673
Basi-booms
>>69275737
>Subscription: £40 a month
Heh, nice troll lid.
>>69275719
I tipped them because after watching the first leg, they looked like they would win with the home advantage
>>69275656
Yeah but they have the best meme markets lid
>>69275737
>is so shrewd he needs to steal other people's tips
I swear I will come to whatever paki den you're sitting in in London and make your wife's son watches as I wipe the curry smell off your entire body
>>69275622
Heard his friend was going large on all his tips, no bankroll management, loans etc. He only found out this evening after the last tip about the scale. Feels really grim about it all. I pmed him on tt
>>69275779
Would LOVE to see the comments on this
>>69275672
Please do, I need someone to take care of her for me. Think I've gotten in waaaay too deep and she likes me too much
>>69275779
So my original point stands; you tipped both to win. Like a fucking clueless retard.
>>69275822
Kek
>>69275806
Jesus.... This is why I never ever give 'tips' to mates
>>69275816
Can't wait till you get BTFO by Chilcot desu
>>69275573
>>69275806
What wall of text?
>>69275737
>>69275779
I can't believe there are people here who actually charge for tips.
What fucking kikes.
>>69275847
Link to Keko's breakdown pls
>>69275822
PMSL desperately NEED you to trip up
/bet/ has a VERY large turnover of newfags
>>69275869
Hass doesn't charge 40 quid pmsl
It's a joke
>>69275898
huge loss of comfyness as well in recent weeks
>I also do significantly better at in-play gambling and often have good in-play bets but only tip maybe 30% of them due to time/laziness. I have decided from now on I will take a more serious approach to my tipping as now there are nearly 100 of you guys following me I feel a bit more responsible, it's hard to gauge how many of you actually get on the tips but even one follower losing one bet is too many. As such, from now on, other than if stated, stakes will be accurate and not just advice. I will set-up a new spreadsheet and combine all personal and tipped bets. I will tell you guys in the form of shouts tips from other tipsters that I have got on and with what stake I got on them. I will try and provide you guys with the best odds on the lines and not just the ones from the bookie I use. Finally I have decided I will remain free forever but will possibly add a feature such as bitcoin donation into my about section, in case anyone ever wins big and feels generous. Till my next tip, stay shrewd.
>>69275904
v worried by this post, i've sent him £200 in subscription fees so far this year.
>>69275573
>>69275622
>>69275806
Where can I read this wall of text? Cant see it in he comments of his tips?
>>69275822
Please point out where I tipped Valletta and I will give you my entire bankroll. And fake screenshots dont count.
So glad Albania did that desu. Such a smart guy.
>>69275869
I cant believe people think they can get good tips >for free
What fucking greasy leaches.
>>69275898
Its just /eurobet/ happens every second summer. Things will be back to normal by September hopefully
>>69275904
What? I messaged him last week and he said he only actually charges £20 and I paid him to follow him, is he actually free?
Kek. People paid Hass.
>>69275986
PLEASE have sex
Thinking of setting up a TT and tipping random obscure shite and getting lucky so people will think I'm a judge
I want a smed o n O0.5 in the Avai game. Waiting for decent odds.
>>69276009
Soon.
Walking to the local supermarket lads. Don't wanna get stabbed. Stay with me.
>>69275952
>oh shit my bet lost, let me quickly edit the image!
Confirmed for fraud, well done on the 1.83 odds. The rest of us were on the Irish game at odds of 6.5
>>69275952
>Please point out where I tipped Valletta
If he STILL hasn't worked out what happened he never will. Its almost definitely someone looking for easy nibs anyway
>>69275933
Wait is keko the same guy that was tipping under the stay shrewd name on here in may then?
>>69275971
He told me it was 30 and he only charges so the lines don't go on his tips....
Is it illegal to do that thing where you claim you have fixed games and send opposite results to 2 separate groups of people?
>>69276028
Its starting to get pathetic now derfell
so SO many nibs in this thread.
dat fake suspend.. could really need that Parana win
>>69276061
PLEASE don't criticise the man that won us HUGE amounts
>>69276031
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS SATIRE ANY MORE PLEASE SEND HELP
>>69276053
Dont think so.
>>69276028
You've got to be at least in the top 5 dullards to have ever graced /bet/ desu
>>69276061
Not me lid, I'm busy looking for more games and munching down on a kebab that's greasier then Hass's in the morning
Derfell tipped the Irish game? His profile on tipstertube is terrible, is he actually shrewd?
>>69276109
Have you ever tried it yourself? It seems like an easy way to make money if you got a mailing list or some way of spreading out your "fixed games".
>>69276114
more games like the 10-0?
>>69276124
Very. Tipped a Chicago game earlier at high odds for a nice, comfy win. King of /bet/ imo
>>69276053
It's absolutely illegal if you receive money.
>>69276111
>>69276109
PMSL, all these salty posts.
Don't even start to think you're on the same level as Derfell.
When you regularly win bets at odds above 7 then you can criticise him.
>>69276124
best to ignore my tt, I got a bit silly and made 15 bets for one game. If you look at my MLS tips im doing well
>>69276159
bro, I hadnt slept for 2 days and admitted my mistake; the game was 7-0 and not 10-0
>>69276163
This, got on his correct score tip and just on my way to Betfair to get my winnings.
>>69276175
Just so ENVIOUS I didn't get on those odds though Hass. I can only apologise to the thread
>>69276233
So so degenerate
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/ (toss-up between Venus & TorasAngel)
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions (Euan buying a goldfish?!)
8. Official motto (thinking "Gambling just NOT profitable" fits, need a consensus)
>>69276134
Nope.
>>69275933
Is this really a breakdown? Also I don't think anyone will donate hahaha he's not even that good of a tipster. Also is he a confirmed /bet/ user?
In asda. Anyone want anything?
>>69276253
Would love to be a cdm. Could get my cat but he's at the vet getting his ribs patched up. RSPCA sending so many letters.
>>69276233
>mfc
Did you mean mic? Made in Chelsea?
Jess is objectively the best
>>69276024
What time do you go to work? You always seem to be up late
>>69276253
Reminder that queen of /bet/ is either the entire UCD Waves team or Jessica Adams.
>>69276240
why do you always criticize my choice of pleasure?
>>69276166
What law is it breaking?
>>69276289
PLEASE CHARGE YOUR PHONE
>>69276233
https://www.instagram.com/juli.annee
This girl right here although I think shes stopped now
>>69276233
Arayah, loona, lil emma
Quality of /bet/ had been getting a bit toxic of late I agree. Can everyone remember it's the bookies losing money that is good, not each other. Also nibs levels need to be brought back down to presummer levels again, I believe 5% is a good target.
Haven't had a ban from the janni in months and tindy posting is a rarity. Shame to give up our culture so easily
>>69276233
PLEASE have sex
>tfw no matter how many bets Hass wins I still wont think he is shrewd
am I racist?
>>69276309
>not that Icelandic girl Jenny spunks over
>>69276391
Yes, behave
CANNOT wait until summer is over
Just bought some Persols, skinny black jeans, a check shirt and leather creepers with my Euan winnings.
Am I Hass yet?
>>69276300
Start work at 11:30 tomorrow
Can't wait till uni starts so I can post naughty snapchats here.
>>69276253
Here's an actual list of what /bet/ needs
1) Juveguy to pay everyone the £50 he promised when REMAIN lost
2) Hass to offer fashion tips with his actual tips, for instance how best to suck your cheeks in for photos
3) Juveguy to finally reveal whether he's a skinny paki called Soonhil or whether's he a fat paki who DJs in Malta
4) More Derfail tips that win
5) Less triggering Euan
6) A /bet/ meet-up at the Ladbrokes in Solihull followed by drinking stellas on the street corner
>>69276420
Got a really nice flannel shirt the other day from a South Korean streetwear brand, love it
>>69276442
Every single bit of this sounds surreal
>>69276368
girlsfriends house has v thin walls, she worries her parents will hear
>>69276253
>>69276309
This is wrong. The queens of bet are Emma Rolston and Jasmine Pereira.
>>69276473
I'm ok with this too
>>69276442
That DJ is Maltan; not a paki
>>69276473
>He's forgetting about Vivianne Miedema
Put all my bankroll (just under 7k) on chicago fire -0.5 after they conceded the first goal. I'm so numb. Funded my roll with what was left of my student loan, and I still have 2 months of rent and bills to pay. In a dark place desu right now. Need some support.
>>69276408
I honestly want to follow your bets but I just cant get my head around the fact that you are shrewd.
Anyone else had this problem?
