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7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
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8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69263686
News:
>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more
>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is God
artem
lanky lightweight btfo
>>69274090
>>69274105
>6'3
>lightweight
I wonder how much he cuts desu
>>69274068
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
Shouldn't he be more careful?
Also:
>"I'm a fight fan first, so I want to put on exciting fights," Muhammad said. "I don't want to be the guy that lays and prays and holds the guy down, because I know fans don't like that type of thing. In this sport, if you don't have any fans, there's no point. You're not gonna get any money, because that's where the money comes from: the fans. The fans wanting to watch you fight."
Neat.
>they don't want you to win
>>69274138
>"I feel like building myself up, I didn't want to fight any cans. I didn't want to fill my record fighting scrubs, I wanted to fight the best in the world. My goal isn't to make it to the UFC, it's to be champion."
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12097664/ufc-belal-muhammad-alan-jouban-remember-my-name-200-fight-night
I also remember seeing a ruse tweet on his page about him wanting to fight Brock Lesnar
He seems like someone who either uses /heem/ or r/mma, he reeks of internet mannerisms
>>69274163
>>69274219
>medium rare
go rare or go home
>>69274163
heh
>>69274163
nice SUCCer
>rogan hating on the machinist
fuck you rogan what movie have you been in
glad to see the hendricksteak meme back in /heem/
>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE
>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE
t. this is shitposting and ain't even mad about it
CUTE
>>69274391
>>69274353
at least its somewhat relevant unlike some other memes, best just to not mention them or give them (YOU)s
>>69274068
I want to believe in Alvarez, what are my chances /heem/?
>>69274391
>>69274413
I would
>>69274353
the steak meme is dead burgers are the way to get Bigg now
dont eat the fries though
>>69274260
>>69274163
>>69274440
What the hell? Don't be a frickin' poof, support you're countryman Hafalel "El Pride Dos Brazil" Dos Angios
![daniel-Cormier-usa-wrestling[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LOYCwnP.jpg "daniel-Cormier-usa-wrestling[1].jpg")
>>69274482
>What size ? Did it put up a fight?
>>69274508
B-But the odds anon...they are calling me ;___;
>El
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69274482
>>69274535
>lose a couple fights to elite fighters in the worlds most elite mixed martial arts league
>take some time off for your family, post pics online
>people shit talk you for not having any fight left in you
Do you think Doms competitive side is the reason for him not having any friends?
How do we solve manlet divisions.
>>69274637
let the jap orgs have them
>>69274532
>>69274413
wait where did the webm go
less than 20% posts in this thread are actually MMA topics or discussion. Seriously take your meme shit to >>>/b/
>>69274659
thanks for your contribution
>>69274637
Why is her left leg so skinny
>>69274594
Take the odds on Nunes instead
Will Aldo come back better than ever? or is his career over and chin deleted
>>69274683
one sided movement training
Rogan talking about Bigg Riggs steakhouse lol
>>69274719
Man, I hope he comes back strong. It'll be sad if his 13 seconds with McGregor ends up being the climax of his career
>>69274090
Thank you Based Schaub.
>>69274847
steak
>>69274847
I made homemade pizza bud
>>69274847
It's breakfast time, jerk. How many breakfasts a day should a true /heem/er have?
does anybody else go dump after breakfast?
>>69274917
It's half 12 in the morning Spain what's this about breakfast
>>69274883
was it good adan?
Have you guys heard how dope Fight Pass is?
>>69275059
Yeah bro I have like 50 cracked accounts some of these goofs even buy the ppv's so I can watch it on there's and not have to find a stream.
>>69275124
Please share
Cute
Dey become panic grapplers when dey face me
>>69275210
The look in her eye you just KNOW...
Dey become panic boxers when dey face me
>>69275137
I would bro, but the last account I shared on /heem/ got locked because you guys are fucking idiots too stupid to use the ufctv.py script, spammed logins and tried to change the pw.
>>69274984
I wish I was adan.
And yeah, it was pretty good.
>>69274847
Mashed potato with cream cheese, sweet potato, grilled chicken, boiled eggs and cappelletti.
>>69274883
Nice
>rogan didnt even know maynard is still in the ufc
MY SIDES
>>69275277
why bud? that dude got lit the fuck up
I had some pizza today too, it was cold though still pretty good
>>69275265
I logged into that account but didn't know that's what became of it
Do they get PPV's?
[email protected]
Plz bro
>>69275323
Do you have the ufctv.py script and know how to run it?
>>69275355
Nah, but do you even need it?
>>69275124
>>69275137
>>69275265
>>69275323
>>69275355
>>69275393
Reminder that TRUE fight fans are looking forward to Bellator 158 and not that over commercialised crap that is UFC 200.
>>69274068
>Mir has asked for his release from the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
I didn't see any of you goofs talking about this
>>69275420
>talking about UFC
we only watch RIZIN and ONE here.
>>69275420
Frank Mir will sign with the WWE
>>69275420
I'll miss Frank to be honest. His rivalries with Brock and Big Nog are fond memories.
who /EFC/ here
>>69274068
>>69275461
I feel like people don't understand he legit hates Brock
It's not mandrama
>I rate Pancrase
>>69275454
Why did Brock decide to come back against this lads
Why couldn't he just fight some can
>>69275520
>I rate UFC
fucking Zuffa shill, too close minded to understand there is plenty of better MMA outside your little bubble.
Philip Brooks has been signed to UFC since December 2014 and has remained undefeated since then.
>reminder that a significant amount of OneFC events are on youtube
>>69275393
Yeah
cheeto fingered nerds getting BTFO by rogan and schaub
>>69275699
how does gall think that heeming him will put anything other than "the cm punk guy"
that was literally what they signed him to the UFC for
>>69275716
Why? I thought you could just watch shit without the need of a script
This jre us changing my life.
I was a loser pothead going nowhere.
But now I have a goal and I'm gonna achieve it.
>>69275547
He didn't decide who to fight
UFC was desperate for a draw so they called WWE and begged them to have Brock
>>69275731
It will put him on the map, but it's pretty clear he means he doesn't want that to be his career defining moment or some shit. He wants to go on and be actually good. He's pretty young so he's got plenty of time to do that too
>>69275762
He can turn down a fight, heck he probably could have specifically asked for a can if he wanted to.
>>69275210
Look at Brock's traps, what the actual fuck....
whose gonna take the picks for 200 and when
nearly three days left
>>69275767
yeah thats true, though I think he shouldnt try to look at it as as bad thing, he should probably try to ride it out, he should probably fight more before he thinks about fighting top guys
this is going under the assumption that phil loses of course
>>69275210
Brocks arm is like as thick as her waist
>>69275738
You can, but only one person can be logged in at a time so it will kick you off and what not if they want to get on and watch an event.
Whereas with ufctv you login once and you're good to go, no need to spam logins or anything.
Then you can download and stream anything you want. The script gets the m3u8 from the UFC.tv video you're trying to watch and pipes it through livestreamer to download and vlc to stream.
It bypasses the need to login with a web browser. Thus lowering the chance of the account being shut down.
The last account I posted you idiots got locked because you kept spamming logins kicking each other out when you could've used the UFCtv.py script.
>>69275210
>mfw Brock taped over every Reebok logo cause they don't pay him nuthin
>>69275807
Picks for UFC fn 90 are basically locked in. I'll do one more round after the weigh-ins.
So the picks autist can go ahead and start taking picks for the other cards.
Looks like Khalil is in the final the lads, doubt they would make him fight Cory again and/or sign him after 2 losses in the house.
>>69275931
Why wouldnt they? He's a semi-finalist and Dana obviously liked him enough to have brought him back to begin with
Nordine Taleb got signed after getting twice on TUF in the preliminary rounds
>>69275277
>>69275322
>not unironically wishing you were me
>>69275807
Predictioncuck is a quitting faggot and the other tripautist got banned again
>>69275855
I've already picked for the fn 90
I just want to pick for 200 cause there are at least 10 fights worth picking and I dont know If I I am gonna be able to be around posting for the fight weekend
Usually the picks guy showed up one week before the card.Where the fuck is he now
Maybe you should take all the picks
>>69275827
>>69275827
Shut up, nerd.
my gf wont let me wear my affliction clothes anymore, wat do?
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
>>69276125
Milo on JRE tomorrow oh shit
>>69276121
Don't be a cuck and wear them.
>>69276160
yea cant wait for the salt
>>69276093
Nah the picks autist is here somewhere.
Dude will take the picks.
He even tried to take the UFC fn 90 picks after I started taking them lol
He's very dedicated.
>>69276160
>more cuck discussion
>>69275420
Does he want to go to Bellator?
>>69276201
well it takes a lot of energy to be a picks guy on 4chan
I just hope he gonna show himself soon
>>69274653
lewd.
>>69275827
Ah right
can't you just send the deets over to that temp email tho using a temp email yourself?
>>69275420
Mirr goes to EFN to fight maldanada, feydor and minakov?
Fedor vs Mir for a big paycheck
Juiced Mir will humiliated Fedor, probably break his arm
>>69276044
Taleb was a weird one since he competed in one season of TUF, got signed, won his debut and then competed on the next TUF season again.
husssh Barncat is sleeping
>>69275814
Yeah if he can keep lights on him, he should desu. Thing is if he makes Punk look like absolute shit, no one will really be talking about him, more just how Punk had no business in there
someone post Dos Anjos/ Alverez predictions? IO want to see if my pick was in
>>69274113
>>69274163
those comments
>>69276797
More like bald cat
>>69276847
yeah people are mostly likely going to be laughing and saying why the fuck Punk even got in there in the first place rather than talking about the guy who beat him, since pretty much everyone is expecting Phil to lose
we'll see, he did use a meme to get himself in the UFC with not much experience but at least he didn't have to go through the ultimate fighter and all that shit to get signed.
>Brock wont completely destroy Hunto inside a round
Casuals i swear
>tfw chris saw his boy wrestling for the first time
does anybody else follow hunt on social media?
Whats this guys name again?
>>69277528
HEY SHAEL
COME BBQ MAN
Is Parr the best fighter to come out of Australia? I can't think of any better boxers or mixed martial artists.
>>69277566
literally who
>>69277566
>Boxer
>MMA
this is obviously bait he is none of those things. Hes a god damn Thai Boxer
bongs to weigh ins
>>69277667
23:45
>>69277750
Try again.
>>69277648
I said best fighter m8. That includes all disciplines. He's obviously the best nakmuay from Straya.
>Francis Carmont is on the Bellator card in London
#Pray4UK He's your problem now kek.
>>69277863
>Getting ko'd by Phil Davis
>>69277566
The Best
how many bongs till UFC 200 press conference?
What are some literally uncounterable moves you can use in a cagefight to get the upper hand?
>>69278206
eye poke
>>69276797
barn cart has awoken
>>69278206
bring a gun
>>69278206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjoYl5aTWdw
>biggest event in UFC history four days away
>/heem/ deader than hell
t-thanks dana
>>69278453
rematch
Hunt vs Brock = memes
rematch
irrelevant WBW title fight
somehow Cain isnt injured vs goof travis
>>69278453
>>69278489
>having a manlet as your matchmaker
THATS A BOY LIGHT
>>69278453
nothing more to say at this point.
just let them bang bro
CAUSE MY BOY WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN
Nice autism you have here buds
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>69278414
laughed my ass off
a combination only to the nuts in boxing lol
69278610
>This desperate for (yous)
CAUSE BUD WOULDN'T BOY ME NOTHIN'
lads these titty shots in this embedded wooowooo
>>69278574
>nothing more to say at this point.
Kek, if anything there hasn't been enough said. What gets people hype these days is the press conferences, or Ronda. They've not had a single one since the 200 card has been finalised
ARE YOU BOYS BOOING MY COORS LIGHT?
>>69278574
I at least expected some webms of meisha's ass.
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYw0xbM-5I
>>69278951
>multiple "Joe is a cuck" comments
Is "cuck" a mainstream meme now? What happened?
JON JONES
YOU GET MY BOY READY BOY I'M COMIN'
>>69278997
He talked about it with Joe Schilling a couple days ago
>>69278997
It's cause Rogan and Schilling were talking about it.
>>69279049
>>69279051
They talk about dicks all the time too, heck, he talks about a lot of shit. Was he advocating cuck culture or some shit? I don't usually see comments on UFC vids over JRE shit, it's mostly just "hehe Joe's saying everyone is one of the best p4p fighter ever"
>>69275552
Sad truth is the best competition is in the ufc
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg
>>69279051
>>69274163
Bandwagoner
>>69279187
>hypnotherapy
>>69279196
>cuckmobile
Kek is rogan the new meme grandmaster?
>Don't have the right size gloves for Brock
what goofs, should have been working on that as soon as he said he was interested in returning
>>69279243
lmao
>>69279243
skipped past it desu, lots of meme training these days
Whats your
>Best fight of the week
>Worst fight of the week
Mark hunt looking like absolute shit. He should be ashamed to call himself an athlete.
>>69279187
>>69279409
And he'll still KO that Canadian and send him back to his shithole town
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
Aldo/edgar
>worst fight of the week
Tate/nunes
>tfw no buddies to come over and watch the pay-per-view so you may end up watching it all alone like a goof ;__;
>>69279457
just succ my dick
>>69279439
Would Jon clean up all the swimming medals in a black only Olympics?
>>69279457
If you can't find buddies for 200 you're seriously doing something wrong
>>69279187
>Lesnar cucking Caraway
>>69279187
>hypnotherapy
literally wasted money,even worst than Ido Portal
except if he consoles her every time after caraway beats her ass,then he may be useful
>>69279406
>best fight
RDA/Alvarez or Joanna/Claudia 2
>worst fight
not memeing, like half the 200 card
its unfair how hot meisha tate is
that fucking body
that cupcake booty WITH a gap
my dick LITERALLY can't take it anymore
>>69279553
>not meming like half the 200 card
Then you're just a fucking retard
>>69279187
>we can spoon
Cheeky
>>69279502
Nah, Bones would get murked by the p4p fastest black swimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZp0Bhmq9o
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
bork vs hunt
>worst fight of the week
Ultimate fighter shit
>>69279409
He looks a bit more flabby than this guy here
the stream game is going to be hell on earth come 200
>>69279582
>One (1) Reebok gift card worth $0.10 has been sent to your home address. Thank you.
>>69279633
>stream
guys i dont want lesnar or hunt to lose
>>69279641
More money than your NEET ass has ever made kek
But really, you're just legitimately fucking stupid if you think half of 200 is among the worst fights of the weekend
The "worst" fight on there is Sage-Marin, and Marin is a decent kickboxer and should actually be a challenge for Sage standing up, you're legitimately deluded
THREE EMBEDS IN ONE DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14ZfSUbXUY
>>69279633
the worst streams is by far when goober fights
dont think it will come any close to that
I always have 3 backups in case of fuckups
>>69279633
>he doesnt use acestream
>>69279773
this lol
POST YOUR WALK OUT SONGS
>serious edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>not watching the PPV at your old man's house
>>69279673
Same man
Think I'm leaning more towards Brock but that'll be tough on Hunto to take the loss
>edgar and weidman's kids wrastling
that was cute
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
Schaub and Rogan discuss 200:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0hhkPcIEA
>>69279820
does anybody actually look at these
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM
I would finish every fight with a triangle also
>>69279843
Schaub is God
>>69279406
>best fight of the week
probably rda vs alvarez but sanchez vs lauzon has huge potential
>worst fight of the week
nelson vs derrick lewis. if the fight isnt finished within the first round, i guarantee less than a dozen punches will be thrown in the next two rounds.
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
I AM HUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
>>69279867
>Find a flaw
>First day of kindergarten at my school
>Fifth graders had a tradition of beating up the kindergartners on the very first day of school
>We called it the kindergarten beatdown
>Kindergartners were scared to come to school after that
>Teachers and principal ignored it and parents just told the kindergartners to toughen up
>Everyone couldn't wait to be a fifth grader so they could beatup the kindergartners
>First day of fifth grade rolled around
>It had rained the whole night before
>It was one of the best kindergarten beatdowns anyone could remember
>Kindergartners were getting thrown into the mud left and right
>I filled a kid's brand new Pokemon backpack full of mud
>I did a flying kick off the monkeybars and hit a kindergartner in the head
Fast forward to present day
>Find out at our family 4th of July party that my cousin started fifth grade this year and that he goes to my old elementary school
>He says they don't do the kindergarten beatdown anymore
How the hell are kids going to grow up and love MMA if they don't have stuff like the kindergarten beatdown anymore?
>>69279913
Glass legs
>>69279820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo
>>69279531
;;___;;
>tfw 27 and no friends to watch UFC
>>69279913
Actually has autism
>>69279913
hyper analytic and uneccessary dialectics
>>69279187
>hypnotherapist bets the house on Nunes
>plants subconscious triggers during sessions
>fight night, 30 seconds into the first round Tate starts punching herself in the face
>>69279926
>>69279943
>>69279972
Fuck off Cody
>>69279972
>hyper analytic
>a flaw
top kek
enjoy your mediocrity kimbo slice
>>69279923
Disgusting.
>>69280001
>being sidelined with constant leg injuries for years isn't a flaw
>>69279187
>hypnotherapist
>>69279843
Schaub is extra cute here, I'm glad he's losing weight
>>69280033
>sidelined 3 times
>still hasnt lost
>>69279956
>Today we just got some sweat going ya know? get the blood flowing ya know?
>Never seen him this focused during camp man he's definitely getting that W
>>69280003
I want the fighters to say dumb shit like Diaz or Goober and entertain me
Cruz talks like he hold a phd degree or discusses the post Brezniev soviet era and the revizionism
its a fight dude ffs say some funny dumb shit like I m gonna beat your fucking ass or And Silva you suck and dont give me all that attitude
>>69280073
>DC fiance is white
I never know if this is a oreo or a black thing to do lol
>>69280173
>>DC fiance is white
You need to get your eyes checked.
>>69280163
you fell into my trap senpai
>>69280152
I'm so glad the EU is collapsing there will be no one to bail out you cockroaches
>tfw just took a hit of some good acid
Whats up heem
>>69280196
FUCK. good job lad
>>69280196
>tfw based brock will wear the canadian fight kit
>>69280230
Whats with the 8ft spider behind u lad
>>69280241
>using two images from the 1 fight
I'm afraid that is not allowed
>>69280251
what
>>69280241
>>69279956
>leafs trying to join in on the banter
>Tate's boyfriend
>>69280251
Acid doesn't kick in until about a half hour, friendo
>>69280217
This,
Fuck Greece.
>>69280217
lel why you so mad Dom
anyway people here are prepared to get out years now,stacked some shit and the sooner we leave the better is gonna be for us in the long term
What are the chances Yoel gets titleshot at MW? Is he not marketable for UFC like Bisping,Weidman,Rockhold?
what if conor has been running marathons and somehow trying to defend himself from lethal jeetzu positions, meaning he won't shoot for a takedown in the first place, everyday since the nate fight, and shows up on august 20th with actual improved cardio, keeping his hands up, without goofing around or throwing unnecessary spinning meme kicks? i'm hyped for this rematch, actually.
>>69280304
>yfw everyone is a nightmare matchup for Bisping so hes desperately trying to fight Hendo
>>69280321
Diaz still has several inches reach on him and actually has a camp this time and has adjusted himself to be a full 170 come fight time.
He also just ran a triathlon last week for fun so his cardio is on point.
Goobs may literally die this time.
also reminder that eddie alvarez is defeating falafel two banjos in 48 bongs
>>69280304
>Yoel
Cheater but he's next in line.
>Jacare
Whiner, has to actually win vs a top 10.
>Weedman
Meh, fight cocksalt.
>Cocksalt
Meh, fight weedman you goof.
>Tim "TK" Kennedy
Legit fight and true #1 contender after Cuban Stoolystool cheated.
>Hendo "Grampy Champy" Henderson
Legit fight, true grudge match. Best match possible and the ONLY title fight that matters.
>Greasy Pee
Meh, get fucked you bald faggot
>>69280271
what the fuck were you talking about with the diaz pic
![CmphaX_VYAA7liq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ThM3X3E.jpg "CmphaX_VYAA7liq[1].jpg")
#Brocked
