post memes
>>69271253
Thanks for confirming that this is the year >our streak ends, you colossal faggot.
Second for Kaptain Kopi
>>69271317
>added a top 6 center that had more points than anyone on >our team last year
>added some fight to the 4th line
>larkin should have a great season
>AA as well
>maybe some mantha mania?
all >we need to do is sign our RFAs
>>69271448
>fucking dogs
Nah they can't take the big canadian cock. We had to turn to moose because other mammals just don't have the gap required.
>>69271253
okay
>>69271317
Is Pulkkinen still delivering clap bombs?
>>69271411
Is Anze the piece?
>>69271616
nope. He's a great AHL player, but is too weak on the puck to do anything at the NHL level. He can barely even hit the net
what a bust
literally whom1
>>69271649
Disappointing. At first he looked like he had some swagger. Shame.
Stealing shit from reddit
3v3 season highlight
https://streamable.com/axt4
>>69271690
however just had shoulder surgery in june (just now finding out). He may have been injured
but, he still has no room on our roster. He can only work on the PP, but isn't good enough to play above the 4th line and isn't tough enough to be in the 4th line. Even when he is on the PP, people just block his shots or he goes way wide.
dubs confirm new dead wings era begins
>yfwswtc
>>69271697
3v3 is lirerallly Reddit: The OT Format
>mfw Jason Gregor just talked about oral sex on the radio
>teams like the yotes will always be a the bottom of the standings because literally nobody wants to play there
pretty sad
>>69272172
Don't they have the best prospect pool in the nhl?
>>69271616
He's out for half a year m8.
>>69272201
Yeah but they are one of those teams that builds up a massive prospect pool and then trades them all away because they cant afford to pay them because LOL sunbelt
>>69272401
Not saying they'll win a cup anytime soon but they'll be a pretty damn good team in a year or 2.
>>69272423
He's just a butthurt gaybecboi
>>69272401
i wish my team would lose the bandwagoners and retarded casuals and become a comfy team like this.
>tfw big market
hate it
>>69272444
Its weird to actually hate the yotes. They have barely any fans and the team is full of young kids who are pretty fun to watch.
>>69272423
Have you even paid attention to that franchise? they literally do this every 8 years or so.
>build up a massive pool of prospects
>be on the cusp of being a consistent playoff team
>trade all the young good players and remain at the cap floor
>>69272464
But all sunbelt "fans" are bandwagoners and casuals, anon
>>69272464
Sorry bru,
>medium size market
>knowledgeable fans
>sell out every game
Feels good man
>>69272028
Le no fun allowed guy
There is literally nothing wrong with reddit
>>69272485
Say that to my face fucker
hello where is finlan
>>69272707
Bo selectah, mutsinnussija!
>>69272707
Up your ass faggot
>>69272822
t. reddit
>>69272822
rude
>>69272423
that's so weird how i heard the same thing 4 years ago
>>69272476
i don't know where you are but everyone here HATES the yotes and the avalanche. bloody teamstealers.
>>69272667
lmao sunbelt
How does this pic make you feel?
>>69273066
dude shut the fuck up you're a canucks fan
>>69273082
is there a more overrated player in sports history then dominik hasek?
>>69273082
like this
>>69273095
yes and over 5 years we've won 2 presidents cups and one western conference championship
meanwhile glendale has accomplished ??????
>>69273095
Even cantpucks fans can laugh at the coyotes as a franchise
hey :D where are the puljus :DDD
>>69273138
They've accomplished being bought out by the league because lol sunbelt
Bettman is a nigger
>>69273138
why even try if you cant even win the cup
cant even draft players correctely
not even a yotes fan btw
>>69273184
yeah and they scammed the taxpayers for years before that
they are good at laundering money, i'll give them that
>>69273192
hopefully jim benning will be living between an apple and an owl after the shit he's pulled
>>69273066
Nobody gives a fuck who you hate you no cup faggot. Go drink battery acid.
>>69273192
>not even a yotes fan btw
No kidding
>yotes
>fans
The Blackhawks signed a literal chug
Memes confirmed real
>>69273214
real cute how you don't care SO MUCH that you felt obligated to tell me your opinion
>>69273259
Is there a bigger failure of a franchise than Yotes? Even Laffs can brag about cups they won 50 years ago
>>69273336
In terms of financial and team success, I think the coyotes are the worst
So we're all in agreement that they lost in free agency right?
>>69273386
They still got meme offense at least
>>69273175
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIG TRADES/SIGNINGS
>>69273336
Vegas might be. (((They))) are trying to make them more competitive in their first year, but what will happen is Vegas will be a first round exit for a couple years and then miss the playoffs for the better part of a decade. This will kill the few Vegas hockey fans and cause them to return to whatever franchise they preferred before the meme Vegas team was created. The Vegas management will become increasingly desperate for success and make increasingly terrible mistakes, until the franchise is moved or folds.
>>69273386
>dan scamhuis
Yes
Hope the SNES sign Hoffman soon.
if >we sign another defenseman under 6 foot I will like totally be bummed out
hopefully my meme magic reaches the #Sweendog
>>69273430
pls post butt kippers
who will win da wcup?
>>69273336
Ottawa
>>69273443
>vegas starts doing shit
>yotes become good
>win a cup
>all vegas fans flock to AZ
>vegas falls to where AZ is now
how would bettman react?
>>69273467
Reminder that Sbisa is getting paid almost as much as Hamhuis.
>>69273506
Sbisa + 2nd for barrie
>>69273554
>Larsson for Hall
Sbisa for Draisaitl.
>>69273495
reminder that reddit is literally triggered by the thought of wc
>>69273500
Ottawa has President's trophy, and more division titles than the Yotes. Not to mention they made the playoffs more times.
>>69273404
Here we see the rare Bulju in its natural environment
>>69273578
Why do you talk about reddit so much
>>69273575
I bet if you gave sbisa top pairing minutes he would score more than 18 points
the season should only be 62 games instead of 82
This way the playoffs don't become a contest of which team has the fewest injuries
>Rick Westhead @rwesthead
>Tonight on @SportsCentre we look at how some Canadian Hockey League teams allegedly broke the rules to lure prospects away from the NCAA.
please not >us
please not >us
please not >us
>>69273658
Or don't make the first round 7 games. By the end it gets to be a little much.
>Adrian Dater @adater 3m3 minutes ago
>Sources tell Bleacher Report that Tyson Barrie has officially filed for arbitration
well there's that
>>69273680
This has Jeremy Bracco written all over it.
>>69273683
Could have the first 2 be bo5. That'd cut down quite a bit of time
>>69273749
I like what mlb does. 5-7-7 format is good.
>>69273713
Maybe, I'm guessing it's an older player. I think when Windsor got nabbed for it, it was Austin Watson a few years after he left
God, I hate my team and management
Which of the last 4 expansion teams is most likely to win the cup first?
>>69273835
Blame the ownership
>>69273940
Jets
>>69273940
sure as hell not the bottom 2
>>69273940
perds > CBJ > mild > jets
>>69273956
>being this delusional
>>69273940
I have to say the preds.
>>69273940
Winnipeg, they're prospects are too good. GG Vancouver by picking Virtanen over Ehlers and Nylander, you really fucked yourself there
>TORONTO (July 5, 2016) – 24 players have elected Salary Arbitration:
>Arizona Coyotes
Michael Stone
>Colorado Avalanche
Tyson Barrie
Mikhail Grigorenko
>Detroit Red Wings
Jared Coreau
Danny DeKeyser
>Minnesota Wild
Jordan Schroeder
>Nashville Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Petter Granberg
>rags
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
Dylan McIlrath
Jonathan Miller
>New Jersey Devils
Kyle Palmieri
>Ottawa Senators
Mike Hoffman
>Philadelphia Flyers
Brandon Manning
Brayden Schenn
Jordan Weal
>St. Louis Blues
Jaden Schwartz
>Tampa Bay Lightning
Alex Killorn
Vladislav Namestnikov
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Frank Corrado
Peter Holland
Martin Marincin
>Washington Capitals
Marcus Johansson
>>69273975
>being this casual
lmao
>>69274034
>>69273956
>winniniggers
Dallas is going to announce the signing of Bishop in two weeks at their party in the park. They did the same with the Sharp signing last year and waited to announce it at the park. Two weeks from now = the party in the park
Soon
>>69274045
Schwartz is about to get paid, also I feel old as fuck. I remember watching him looking like a kid at the WJC
>>69274060
>being so shit that a team moves out of your area TWICE
>>69271411
whats with the retarded fucking font in this, kopi would never say some shit like this
>>69274147
Impact is the ultimate meme font
>>69274118
Tell me about it. I remember watching eberle score that game tying goal against Russia like it was yesterday.
>>69274089
Why would Stars want another goalie? They already have two great goalies.
>>69274253
>They already have two great goalies
>>69274253
Bishop is a big guy they'll put on defense
>>69274253
Yeah, with the Flames getting Elliot they're #1 in a goalie stat next year
>4 arbitration cases
>rags
Did their GM forget that the offseason started?
>>69274291
Maybe for you
>>69274272
>>69274291
>>69274292
>>69274060
>I have skated outdoors
LEEEEEL
Casual
Fat
Black
>>69274272
fuck off you dumb slovenian cuck
Leltonen is the biggest bust since Dipietro
>>69274336
>this butthurt amerifat again
>not realizing Lehtonen/Niemi were just getting adjusted to splitting the load 50/50 last season and went through growing paints
>not realizing they're both going to put up .920+ sv% next season and win the Stan Lee Cup
>>69274147
that's just Armenia trying to hide his homosexual tendencies to the whole kongs locker room
>>69274253
>stars
>good tenders
Jesus christ, you shouldn't meme that hard.
I'm a stars fan and even I know that the goalie-tandem they have is utter shit
5 goalie rotation when?
also relief and closing goalies
our year
>>69274403
one can dream stars bro, one can dream
We can only hope you are right
Marner Sportscenter story about him gaining weight
currently at 163 pounds
>Mitch "MOOM I HATE POTATOES" Marner
>>69274403
Finns make good defendive forwards, not goaltenders
Someone care to explain to me why this talentless lardass was ranked so high?
>>69274509
Meaty potatoes
>>69274185
>cantpucks
>>69274618
Old school scouting that allows people to draft Virtanen at #6 and Logan Stanley at #18 need to die
>>69274655
Virtanen is actually one of the best possesion players on the Canucks though
>>69274732
I highly doubt the people who drafted him wanted or thought they were getting a defensive forward. All the old scouting reports say power forward and that's a very far cry from what I saw last year
>>69273680
looks like it's Malcolm Subban
>>69274816
sure his points weren't at the level they should have been, but if you factor in his ice time and the awful, awful team he played on, he wasn't that disappointing.
Here's a comparable to virt, keep in mind Lucic was a third year pro by this point in his career and on a much better team than Jake.
>>69275198
>50 cents a ticket sold
>Belleville
ahahaha
>>69274403
>growing paints
>>69275445
oh shut the fuck up dude you know exactly what i meant you bitch nigger cuckold
>>69275534
I thought you were memeing until you responded to the canautist.
is he turtley enough for the turtle club?
hey guys reply to this post if you're in need of any (You)s!
>>69275588
>blose taking credit for gretzky's 1995-96 season
serious lack of BILL ITT boys
>>69275623
please respond
>>69275769
COMICS
>Looks at the list of players going to arbitration for the Rangers
Theyre so fucked
>>69275711
Have a (You) friend, but don't use it all at once?
Anyone else need a (You)?
>>69275830
americaitlyn is the lamest shit ever. canadians have no banter
>>69275878
Nice reverse psychology Tyrone
>>69275878
Butthurt?
>>69275878
But that's your name
>>69275918
Nice autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=8eAEgzvLMUQ
Puljujarvi speaks english like a russian..nigger skipped his english lessons?
>mfw Lamoriello's autism literally destroys the >laffs """""rebuild""""".
>no canadian team in the playoffs
>team with the most americans in the playoffs wins it
coincidence?
>90% of Canacuck posters weren't even born when this happened
>>69276228
Flames will be in the play offs next season. Now that we don't have 3 meme goal
Tenders
>>69276228
>league mvp johnny gaudreau has a french name and isn't even canadian
just end canada to be honest
>>69275999
trips confirm
laffers on suicide watch
Are the New Jersey Devils E Elle I Tee E?
>>69276276
>tfw gaudreau wins the art ross next year
Arizona Coyotes
Michael Stone
Colorado Avalanche
Tyson Barrie
Mikhail Grigorenko
Detroit Red Wings
Jared Coreau
Danny DeKeyser
Minnesota Wild
Jordan Schroeder
Nashville Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Petter Granberg
New York Rangers
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
Dylan McIlrath
Jonathan Miller
New Jersey Devils
Kyle Palmieri
Ottawa Senators
Mike Hoffman
Philadelphia Flyers
Brandon Manning
Brayden Schenn
Jordan Weal
St. Louis Blues
Jaden Schwartz
Tampa Bay Lightning
Alex Killorn
Vladislav Namestnikov
Toronto Maple Leafs
Frank Corrado
Peter Holland
Martin Marincin
Washington Capitals
Marcus Johansson
>>69276485
>mcilrath
why, he is a fucking healthy scratch
fucking BUST
Brand new meme coming through guys! This one is fresh!
>>69276485
gee thanks>>69274045
>>69276485
>A FUCKING GIRAFFE
>>69276485
>Killorn & Namestikov
>$8,979,166 left
>Kucherov still un-signed
>Johnson & Palat next year
>>69276614
So is Stamkos' best shot at a cup for the rest of his career next year?
>>69276729
probably, I don't think the bolts are good enough, they were awful in the playoffs and relied on memes and luck to beat the isles and take the pens to seven. They were outplayed severely in both series' IMO
>>69276612
>copy that
what did he mean by this?
>look at her waist
>no hand confidently holding that hip
I-i-is he a virgin, /hoc/?
>>69276796
no he's just out of her league
>>69276796
It's on her ass
>>69276796
she's like 40, very inappropriate
>>69276796
he's unhooking her bra
>>69277199
>>69277020
>>69276990
>>69276825
t. virgins
>>69277352
Fuck off Randy you don't know shit
>>69277352
Fuck off with your cheeseburger locker, and I'm taking your radio Rand.
>>69276796
its firmly gripping her soft bum
>>69277352
frig off randy you greasy bastard
>>69277352
just because you knocked up Lucy doesn't mean you can call us virgins Ran
>fixed defence
>god tier forward depth
>consistent, above average starting goalie
>actual nhl coach
are the oilers, dare i say it lads, back?
>>69276614
>paying a shitload to a player with a blood clot (SLEEPER AGENT)
>let your core die for a ticking time bomb
gg blots, you fucked up huge time
>>69277605
>fixed defence
Larsson is barely a top 4, you didn't fix shit
>god tier forward depth
Yeah, you cucks just traded away your best player. Nice try though, idiot.
?consistent, above average starting goalie
Talbot is a 3rd stringer on the majority of NHL teams. Nice delusion though, Mr. Redditor.
>actual nhl coach
McLellan is a literal meme, nice try kid.
>>69277656
you are fucking upset, did the oilers cuck your team or something?
>>69277605
>fixed defense
lel
>>69277656
ill be reminding you of this post when oil country has the stanley cup next summer
>>69277656
oilels on suicide watch
reminder that the columbus blue jackets selected a fucking frog instead of the finnish gretzky
>leave the metro to us
>>69277861
>the /int/poster is a poo jersey cuck
lmao my sides
>>69277861
>mfw hall crashes into the end boards at 300mph and explodes into gore during his first shift in jersey
>>69277861
>>69277656
samefag
>>69277861
>he thinks a meme cuck who can't even play 40 games a season will save debbies from mediocrity
wew lad
>>69277962
Do you have more than one reaction pic?
>>69277962
>rags
@69278054
>>69277961
>mfw he didn't reply to my claim
>mfw I have EXPOSED the int caitlyn as a poo jersey fan
>>69278122
>0 (zero) teams in the playoffs
U mad Pierre?
>career high 27 goal winger will save a franchise
lmao
RE: 69278122
>so desperate for (You)s he replies to his own posts
Canautism, ladies and gentlemen.
>>69278231
Gotta have something to distract yourself from supporting a shit franchise
>>69278166
>poo jersey
>>69278231
I understand why you're so asspained, not only does your team suck dick but its not even fun to watch
>poo jersey
>>69278166
>dedmonton is a good projection of a player's career
>>69278231
>wearing skate guards
literally why
>1993
Nice "franchise" you have here
>>69278166
He's top 3 5v5 ppg/60 player in the nhl. He did that on a team that shouldn't even be in the nhl. I would say he's pretty good.
Opened up a fresh pack rate this lineup boys
>>69278303
>cherry picking one stat
hall is massively overrated, he'd be on team canada if he was that good
>>69278325
no holographics
at least you got 1 good player
>>69278325
>scrivens
>ramo
JUST
why are oilcucks so easily triggered
>mfw Jersey could drop into the ocean and stay there for centuries
>mfw the fucking debbies would still have more success in the past two decades than all of Canada combined
Fucking embarrassing desu.
>inb4 accusations of being a Jersey fan
>poo jersey
relocation will come soon
/int/ autist mad as fuck right now IMO
>>69278366
You get itchy for anything to fling shit at when your team is as bad as the boilers
You a bit salty there Gordie?
>>69278276
>told to go out and score, fuck defending
>can only manage 27 goals
>>69278303
He's an IPP babby. Now that he's no longer in the 97% range he is a 60 point player
>>69278325
>homosexual goaltending
>Finnish goaltending
Probably misses the playoffs
>this poo jersey fan thinks I am an oilers fan
lmao
Oilers do have a better future than the devils, who have the worst prospect pool in the league and are on the brink of relocation LMAO
>>69278449
Yet nobody is as bad as the laffs
>>69278470
laffs have a brighter future than the poo jersey devils though
debbies have absolutely no good prospects and will likely move to hartford soon
devils are good imo
#69278449
>t. oilcuck
>>69278501
>this delusion
Laffs will literally never be anything but bottom of the league tier
Go on talk to me about jersey, I don't know shit about them nor do I care
>>69278516
He's a laffs fan. Even worse desu
guys the oilers are elite trust me im a professional scout :^)
>/int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
this is really a high lel IMO
>>69278525
I don't think any team other than the >rags has a worse future than the debbies tbqh.
And I don't expect you to know anything, look at your flag pham
Over/under on mcdavid playing 50 games next season?
kek it's a canadumbs get blown the fuck out episode
>>69278557
they are elite
>buston matthews still hasn't signed
>yfw lamoriello runs him out of town before he even plays a game because he refuses to give him the standard first overall contract
/int/ caitlyn status:
EXPOSED
AS
A
DEBBIES
"FAN"
LMAO
>>69278577
he plays all 82 scoring over 100 points guaranteed
>>69278564
Cool, seeing as my team plays in the real conference I don't give a fuck about leastern teams.
Seeing laffs fans get booty blasted is always a treat though
>>69278607
The only thing that's guaranteed is he will miss games due to injury. The only question is how many.
>>69278620
>Seeing laffs fans get booty blasted is always a treat though
sure is
>>69278595
yeah I don't get why he's fucking around on this kid
>mfw i remember im not an autistic canacuck named gord
>>69278325
>Scrivens
What's going on ITT what did I miss
>>69275703
The Thrill, peace be unto him
>/int/ caitlyn having a meltdown from getting EXPOSED
lel
my
ao
>>69278665
Autistic high school kid is a laffs fan and we're laffing at him & the laffs
Other dude is a debbies fan, they're shit but laffs are worse, which makes point 1 even funnier
>>69278595
>matthews shows up to sign the contract with a small sprout of facial hair
>lamarello tears up the contract and has matthews ejected from the team forever
>mfw
Jesus Christ Canada, wrangle your lafftard
Guys, it's the current year and Canada still has no Cups in the 21st century.
>>69278352
Wut? Skinner is dating Swift?
Did brodeur leaving and joining the blues organization trigger the /int/ caitlyn's mental illness?
look at his asspain
>>69278747
>carried by his elite team: the coach
Lmao
>>69278644
Because he's a jew and that's what they do
>>69278840
>8 games played there
>is assistant general manager for them
>>69278694
It truly is summer
>>69278894
He forced his shitty meme all last summer too. Pretty sad desu.
Also
>tfw no pulju
>>69278885
just shows you what a "quality" organization poo jersey is lmao
